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Cramulus is a SPAG.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 11, 2011, 03:25:19 PM

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#30
February 11, 2011, 04:33:51 PM
Cramulus is responsible for Halloween III, Child's Play III, and Sex and the City 2.  
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#31
February 11, 2011, 04:35:49 PM
You know when you're having sex with a girl doggystyle, and you pull out too far, and then when you slam it back home your aim is off and the tip jams into her un-lubed asshole, and she screams and clamps down, and your dick bends almost in half, bruising your urethra, ruining the next three weeks of your life?



That's called, "Doing a Cramulus".

Sister Fracture

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#32
February 11, 2011, 04:36:05 PM
OH MY FUCKING GOD, DID YOU SEE WHAT CRAM JUST DID? YOU'RE AT WORK YOU SICK FUCK!

:crankey:  :crankey:  :crankey:
Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North End™

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

hooplala

#33
February 11, 2011, 04:37:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 11, 2011, 04:27:03 PM
Cramulus was the costume designer for Three's Company.  Those running shorts that showed far too much of John Ritter?  Yeah, you guessed it.  

Point, but he was also responsible for Mr. Furley's outfits, so it's not all bad.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Richter

#34
February 11, 2011, 04:37:30 PM
Cramulus is the sound of one hand fapping.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

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#35
February 11, 2011, 04:38:35 PM
Cramulus puts Canadian change in the Salvation Army buckets during the Holidays. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Eater of Clowns

#36
February 11, 2011, 04:38:49 PM
Who can sew some Discord?
Poke a spag or two?
Get them all laughing and flingin' round some poo!
The Cramul-man can!
Oh, the Cramul-man can.
The Cramul-man can
'Cause he mixes it with love
and the forum taste goooood.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Sister Fracture

#37
February 11, 2011, 04:39:11 PM
Because of Cram, AIDS.
Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North End™

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

Jenne

#38
February 11, 2011, 04:39:39 PM
Cram commits three felonies just getting out of bed.

Cram divides by zero and doesn't give a shit about the consequences.

Cram is always THAT guy.  You know the one.

Cram, he's the dude that GOT YOUR GRAM!

Luna

#39
February 11, 2011, 04:41:06 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 11, 2011, 04:38:49 PM
Who can sew some Discord?
Poke a spag or two?
Get them all laughing and flingin' round some poo!
The Cramul-man can!
Oh, the Cramul-man can.
The Cramul-man can
'Cause he mixes it with love
and the forum taste goooood.


Fuck.  Now that tune is gonna be stuck in my head all day.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

AFK

#40
February 11, 2011, 04:41:55 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 11, 2011, 04:41:06 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 11, 2011, 04:38:49 PM
Who can sew some Discord?
Poke a spag or two?
Get them all laughing and flingin' round some poo!
The Cramul-man can!
Oh, the Cramul-man can.
The Cramul-man can
'Cause he mixes it with love
and the forum taste goooood.


Fuck.  Now that tune is gonna be stuck in my head all day.

Cram did it. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Richter

#41
February 11, 2011, 04:43:49 PM
Cram was the IRL inspiration for Troll 2.  Jsut no trolls.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Sister Fracture

#42
February 11, 2011, 04:44:49 PM
Cram took all the grant money used to fund drug abuse prevention/awareness in schools to feed his jenkem habit.
Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North End™

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

Eater of Clowns

#43
February 11, 2011, 04:48:07 PM
Who controls the British Crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
Cram does!  Cram does!
Who leave Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
Cram does!  Cram does!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg - a star?
Cram does!  Cram does!
Who robs cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
Cram does!  Craaam dooeeesssss!
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Richter

#44
February 11, 2011, 04:48:57 PM
Cram once re-enacted the Aphex Twin video for "Windowlicker", and will be brought to trial in teh Hague for it if ever caught.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat
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