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#32
GASM Command / Re: POSTERGASM
January 20, 2012, 06:04:10 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 20, 2012, 05:14:58 PM
Steve Colin made his own version of my favorite poster.  :)

I fucking LOVE it when this happens



I'm totally going to do some take-offs of this.
#33
Quote from: Nigel on December 05, 2011, 07:48:42 PM
Awww, he painted the cutest self-portrait! Also, inexplicably, he borrowed my teapot for this painting.



This is an utterly fantastic picture.
#34
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 18, 2012, 07:46:21 AM
If telarus is mocking you then you done goofed.
#35
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 13, 2012, 10:20:54 PM
At the very least we ought to find him, paint a swastika on his forehead and take a pic :lol:
:?
I thought we would have found him by now...
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 13, 2012, 04:37:28 PM
Weltburger!
Quote from: Risus on January 13, 2012, 05:16:55 PM
Weltburger?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 05:17:41 PM
Weltburger.
#36
Did you say Weltburger?
#37
Quote from: Cramulus on January 13, 2012, 02:05:15 PM
HOW ABOUT MONDAY
IT'S SCROTUM LUTHER KING DAY


IN ADDITION,

UP YOURS

I'm game for Monday, you leper-fucks.
#38
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on January 13, 2012, 01:47:21 PM
He apologized rather profusely to me on FB (I never said it wasn't MY artwork and was happy to let him assume that he was talking to the potential point of origin of legal consequences for copyright infringement) but I haven't checked today to see if he's changed the pic on that page. He also said he had never heard of the BIP pamphlet, which is strange given that he stole Syn's pic.

They changed it to Smedley Butler.
Now someone should email them and say that Butler is their grandfather, and insist they change once again.
#39
Is this someone we know? Or was this sent out to all Discordian networks?
#40
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Me4U?
January 12, 2012, 04:10:49 AM
I'm probably going to vote for Stephen Colbert.
#41
Quote from: Nast on January 08, 2012, 02:51:11 AM
I keep seeing this thread as "Accidental Black People" from the main forum page... :?



The question is, though, are they legally accidentally black?

Oh good, so it wasn't just me.
#42
PROFESSOR, IT LOOKS LIKE THEYRE POINTING AT


COULD IT BE?



IT COULDN'T
IT'S A

GODDAMN PTERODACTYL!

SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK, THE RETURN OF THE PTERODACTYLS!
#43
Great summary of this election season, or the greatest?
Dead on parody of the GOP candidates running for President, with a shockingly accurate rebuttal from the POTUS at the end of the video.

QuoteYahoo! "News" and Funny or Die present the best mock presidential debate so far in 2012, the "GOP Presidential Online Internet Cyber Debate."

Starring Patrick Warburton (Rick Perry), Horatio Sanz (Newt Gingrich), Rob Delaney (Mitt Romney), Greg Germann (Jon Huntsman), Erin Gibson (Michele Bachmann), John C. McGinley (Rick Santorum), Leslie Jordan (Ron Paul), Mike Tyson (Herman Cain), and Reggie Brown (Barack Obama).

http://news.yahoo.com/cyber-debate-parody-funny-or-die/
#44
Completely lacking a sense of humor, I think, qualifies you for non-Discordian membership.
#45
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Occupy Cork Claims Property
January 04, 2012, 09:38:43 AM
QuoteThe Occupy group says it plans to open the building to the public later this month offering a range of amenities including free financial and legal advice.
This is becoming the strangest protest ever. I have to wonder where something like this is headed.

I also wonder how knew about the loan problem and how it would gum everything up and took advantage of a situation, or if was it that they just got lucky.
QuoteThe protest group says the building has been gifted to the people of Cork.
This makes me think the story's something closer to the former.