Welcome back old friend.
:lulz:
It is I RWHN, come back from the dead to say Bearman, your stand up material needs an update, last time this shit was funny, Marky Mark and the funky bunch were a thing.
Looks like the legalized recreational marijuana has gone to poor Bearman's head.
The vibrations good like Sunkist
Many wanna know who done this
Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on June 26, 2017, 01:13:54 PM
Looks like the legalized recreational marijuana has gone to poor Bearman's head.
That boy wasn't right to start with.
*shakes head, wipes brow*
I think the literature on marijuana as a gateway drug may be outdated for modern consumption habits
*waits*
This is what happens when you cut out carbs
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2017, 02:16:19 PM
This is what happens when you cut out carbs
Marijuana is full of carbs.
Mine is full of crabs
:lulz:
You'll all be laughing out the other side of your mouth when the Pot Zombies take over America...
Actually, now that I think about it, Pot Zombies would probably be a major improvement at this point.
Happy to headshot any kind of zombie, if and when. Just gimme the nod 8)
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 03, 2017, 05:56:17 PM
Happy to headshot any kind of zombie, if and when. Just gimme the nod 8)
IF they're pot zombies wouldn't that be "headshop"?
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on July 03, 2017, 06:03:35 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 03, 2017, 05:56:17 PM
Happy to headshot any kind of zombie, if and when. Just gimme the nod 8)
IF they're pot zombies wouldn't that be "headshop"?
:argh!:
:lulz:
Here's a good way to summon RWHN
https://www.revealnews.org/article/they-thought-they-were-going-to-rehab-they-ended-up-in-chicken-plants/
QuoteMcGahey had heard of Christian Alcoholics & Addicts in Recovery. People called it "the Chicken Farm," a rural retreat where defendants stayed for a year, got addiction treatment and learned to live more productive lives. Most were sent there by courts from across Oklahoma and neighboring states, part of the nationwide push to keep nonviolent offenders out of prison.
Aside from daily cans of Dr Pepper, McGahey wasn't addicted to anything. The judge knew that. But the Chicken Farm sounded better than prison.
A few weeks later, McGahey stood in front of a speeding conveyor belt inside a frigid poultry plant, pulling guts and stray feathers from slaughtered chickens destined for major fast food restaurants and grocery stores.
There wasn't much substance abuse treatment at CAAIR. It was mostly factory work for one of America's top poultry companies. If McGahey got hurt or worked too slowly, his bosses threatened him with prison.
And he worked for free. CAAIR pocketed the pay.
"It was a slave camp," McGahey said. "I can't believe the court sent me there."
Soon, it would get worse.
Quote from: Cain on October 07, 2017, 10:48:40 AM
Here's a good way to summon RWHN
https://www.revealnews.org/article/they-thought-they-were-going-to-rehab-they-ended-up-in-chicken-plants/
QuoteMcGahey had heard of Christian Alcoholics & Addicts in Recovery. People called it "the Chicken Farm," a rural retreat where defendants stayed for a year, got addiction treatment and learned to live more productive lives. Most were sent there by courts from across Oklahoma and neighboring states, part of the nationwide push to keep nonviolent offenders out of prison.
Aside from daily cans of Dr Pepper, McGahey wasn't addicted to anything. The judge knew that. But the Chicken Farm sounded better than prison.
A few weeks later, McGahey stood in front of a speeding conveyor belt inside a frigid poultry plant, pulling guts and stray feathers from slaughtered chickens destined for major fast food restaurants and grocery stores.
There wasn't much substance abuse treatment at CAAIR. It was mostly factory work for one of America's top poultry companies. If McGahey got hurt or worked too slowly, his bosses threatened him with prison.
And he worked for free. CAAIR pocketed the pay.
"It was a slave camp," McGahey said. "I can't believe the court sent me there."
Soon, it would get worse.
Sure, it
sounds bad. But the Constitution clearly condones slavery, as long as the slave has been convicted of a crime first. They don't even technically need to be guilty. Just convicted.
Except, as the article notes:
QuoteLegal experts said forcing defendants to work for free might violate their constitutional rights. The 13th Amendment bans slavery and involuntary servitude in the United States, except as punishment for convicts. That's why prison labor programs are legal. But many defendants sent to programs such as CAAIR have not yet been convicted of crimes, and some later have their cases dismissed.
Anyway, I mostly bring it up because RWHN always said he preferred addiction treatment to prison, when it sounds like the two aren't very different at all.
If they weren't guilty, they wouldn't be accused. As for RWHN, he was the wisest person to ever visit PD and his abandonment of this community is a severe loss to us.
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Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on October 07, 2017, 03:48:06 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 07, 2017, 10:48:40 AM
Here's a good way to summon RWHN
https://www.revealnews.org/article/they-thought-they-were-going-to-rehab-they-ended-up-in-chicken-plants/
QuoteMcGahey had heard of Christian Alcoholics & Addicts in Recovery. People called it "the Chicken Farm," a rural retreat where defendants stayed for a year, got addiction treatment and learned to live more productive lives. Most were sent there by courts from across Oklahoma and neighboring states, part of the nationwide push to keep nonviolent offenders out of prison.
Aside from daily cans of Dr Pepper, McGahey wasn't addicted to anything. The judge knew that. But the Chicken Farm sounded better than prison.
A few weeks later, McGahey stood in front of a speeding conveyor belt inside a frigid poultry plant, pulling guts and stray feathers from slaughtered chickens destined for major fast food restaurants and grocery stores.
There wasn't much substance abuse treatment at CAAIR. It was mostly factory work for one of America's top poultry companies. If McGahey got hurt or worked too slowly, his bosses threatened him with prison.
And he worked for free. CAAIR pocketed the pay.
"It was a slave camp," McGahey said. "I can't believe the court sent me there."
Soon, it would get worse.
Sure, it sounds bad. But the Constitution clearly condones slavery, as long as the slave has been convicted of a crime first. They don't even technically need to be guilty. Just convicted.
In most cases, the person has not been found guilty.
Quote from: Cain on October 07, 2017, 07:21:29 PM
Except, as the article notes:
QuoteLegal experts said forcing defendants to work for free might violate their constitutional rights. The 13th Amendment bans slavery and involuntary servitude in the United States, except as punishment for convicts. That's why prison labor programs are legal. But many defendants sent to programs such as CAAIR have not yet been convicted of crimes, and some later have their cases dismissed.
Anyway, I mostly bring it up because RWHN always said he preferred addiction treatment to prison, when it sounds like the two aren't very different at all.
They are different. If your hand gets crushed in prison, you see a doctor.
I did think that, but I also thought the US may be having the same problem as the UK, where the prison service is so understaffed and overcrowded you could probably present with signs of ebola and not see a doctor for over 6 weeks.
Quote from: Cain on October 08, 2017, 07:20:14 PM
I did think that, but I also thought the US may be having the same problem as the UK, where the prison service is so understaffed and overcrowded you could probably present with signs of ebola and not see a doctor for over 6 weeks.
So you should move to Arizona, because it would be an
improvement.
TGRR,
Will never bitch about Bastard City again.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 12, 2017, 03:53:36 AM
Quote from: Cain on October 08, 2017, 07:20:14 PM
I did think that, but I also thought the US may be having the same problem as the UK, where the prison service is so understaffed and overcrowded you could probably present with signs of ebola and not see a doctor for over 6 weeks.
So you should move to Arizona, because it would be an improvement.
TGRR,
Will never bitch about Bastard City again.
And then he actually died. :fnord:
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on October 12, 2017, 06:09:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 12, 2017, 03:53:36 AM
Quote from: Cain on October 08, 2017, 07:20:14 PM
I did think that, but I also thought the US may be having the same problem as the UK, where the prison service is so understaffed and overcrowded you could probably present with signs of ebola and not see a doctor for over 6 weeks.
So you should move to Arizona, because it would be an improvement.
TGRR,
Will never bitch about Bastard City again.
And then he actually died. :fnord:
Fuck yes he did.
Quote from: Cain on October 07, 2017, 07:21:29 PM
Except, as the article notes:
QuoteLegal experts said forcing defendants to work for free might violate their constitutional rights. The 13th Amendment bans slavery and involuntary servitude in the United States, except as punishment for convicts. That's why prison labor programs are legal. But many defendants sent to programs such as CAAIR have not yet been convicted of crimes, and some later have their cases dismissed.
Anyway, I mostly bring it up because RWHN always said he preferred addiction treatment to prison, when it sounds like the two aren't very different at all.
Well it certainly doesn't sound like Club Med.