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#9256
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 07, 2006, 12:59:49 PM
Quote from: triple zero on November 07, 2006, 09:07:47 AM
speaking about retarded, 30 is kind of old to be getting kids IMO .. ok 30 is just a bit on the late side, but if people start only having sex then, it'll probably take some years in which they want to enjoy it, and the biological clock keeps ticking and the quality of reproduction keeps decreasing.

*cough*I'm 31*cough*

Anyway, 30 is the new 20 when it comes to procreation.  Some theories will cite the amount of women in the labor force compared to the 70's when I was born to my, then, 20 year old mother.  Which really does make sense.  I wouldn't envy anyone trying to go through college, a part-time job, AND try to raise a child in their early 20's.  That shit is just madness.  Biologically speaking it only really gets "risky" at about 35.  Even then, modern medicine has allowed 50 year olds to successfully procreate.  My wife and I are pretty much planning on this being our last one.  We'll just be turning 50 when the last one graduates High School.  That will give us ample time to raise discord as senior citizens.  Muahahahaha!!!

It's because of those damned baby boomers.  It's like a fucking crime to be getting older now.  And shame on you if you "waste your youth" on raising your kids.  It's like some stupid rule now that you "must" be at least 30 to marry, 35 to have kids, and 75 when you retire.

It's nuts.
#9257
Quote from: Cain on November 07, 2006, 09:24:30 AM
I blame Aristotle, again. He said "good" is fulfilling your function and according to the religious tards the only function of sex is to reproduce. You see, even they know deep down, the biggest sin of them all is having fun.

Its strange though, because you would think they would have, you know, kept up on the latest sociological and psychological theories of sex, but lust allowed leads to a dangerous lack of guilt. When people are feeling guilty, they can be controlled. Its another politi-sociological control mechanism for making people hate themselves and their bodies. They're so busy trying to deal with cognitive dissonance and explaining their actions to themselves that they can never deal with the CoN.

Wow, this is SO fucking true.
#9258
Well, I mean, come on. 


Who wouldn't?
#9259
Eh, and I was being an asshole.

But truly, good for you.  Alternate body parts ftw!
#9260
Quote from: Felix Mackay on November 07, 2006, 03:19:34 AM
*Snickers*

no, you do it from the front.

You speaking from experience?
#9261
Or Kill Me / Re: Mechanical Alchemy
November 07, 2006, 03:01:15 AM
Quote from: Benaclypse on November 07, 2006, 02:46:57 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 07, 2006, 02:29:48 AM
Quote from: Benaclypse on November 07, 2006, 12:36:44 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 07, 2006, 12:22:47 AM
Quote from: LMNO on November 06, 2006, 02:32:03 PM
Nice, but a problem....





... You never completely break out of Prison. A true initiation never ends, and all that jazz.

...I was gonna say...

You can never completely break out of prison, but you can hannibalize the warden.

Mind the chianti bottles and fava bean shells, then.

:bacon:

Yes, good flavor for the beans.
#9262
I can get behind that...
#9263
Or Kill Me / Re: Mechanical Alchemy
November 07, 2006, 02:29:48 AM
Quote from: Benaclypse on November 07, 2006, 12:36:44 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 07, 2006, 12:22:47 AM
Quote from: LMNO on November 06, 2006, 02:32:03 PM
Nice, but a problem....





... You never completely break out of Prison. A true initiation never ends, and all that jazz.

...I was gonna say...

You can never completely break out of prison, but you can hannibalize the warden.

Mind the chianti bottles and fava bean shells, then.
#9264
Heh.  Deoderant for her sexual pleasure.  Niiiice.
#9265
Quote from: LMNO on November 06, 2006, 02:55:22 PM
Quote from: Jenne on November 06, 2006, 05:34:29 AM
Quote from: LMNO on November 03, 2006, 07:07:37 PM
A year old?


Yikes.



LMNO
-a'skeered of any one-year wine, save for boujelais neuvau.


FACT:  About (as in roughly) 85% of wines are ready to drink as bottled.

ALSO:  Whites are quite quaffable at only a year old...most shouldn't BE much more than 2 or 3 years at the most...elsewize they are only good for the sauce in your cooking.


FACT: I was referring to when the wine was casked, not bottled.

Every wine i've tried that was moved from cask to bottle in under a year has tasted acidic, with turpentine notes, and a raw fruit finish.

FACT:  Most don't know the difference, but I guess I should have ASSUMED you did.  ;)

Naw, there are some pretty good Spanish wines that are not well-seasoned but still drinkable at a youngish age.  I sure as shit don't dig the lighter whites after 2-3 years.  Talk about stale and linear.  Blech.
#9266
Or Kill Me / Re: Mechanical Alchemy
November 07, 2006, 12:24:27 AM
OH, and, good rant.  Very locker-room-go-get-emish!
#9267
Or Kill Me / Re: Mechanical Alchemy
November 07, 2006, 12:22:47 AM
Quote from: LMNO on November 06, 2006, 02:32:03 PM
Nice, but a problem....





... You never completely break out of Prison. A true initiation never ends, and all that jazz.

...I was gonna say...
#9268
*has never complained*  Esp since I piss people off by just showing the fuck up.

However...it's not that easy.  I think you have to have bottom to begin with.  The average target age of this movement doesn't allow for much bottom, in the end.

But yes, the nipples do toughen up.

GIGGLES/MGD fit over "nipples" in 5...4...3...
#9269
Quote from: LMNO on November 03, 2006, 07:07:37 PM
A year old?


Yikes.



LMNO
-a'skeered of any one-year wine, save for boujelais neuvau.


FACT:  About (as in roughly) 85% of wines are ready to drink as bottled.

ALSO:  Whites are quite quaffable at only a year old...most shouldn't BE much more than 2 or 3 years at the most...elsewize they are only good for the sauce in your cooking.
#9270
Yeah, "gerrymandering FTW"...  :-P

Oy, RWHN.  Good political eve-of-elections rant.  Unfortunately, as you pointed out, the history's already written...