Open Bar: Arguments About Turtles, All the Way Down

[Suu]

Reported for fake name use.

As long as we keep at it, they won't be able to ignore us.

[Junkenstein]

Earlier today I had a call from a nice Indian chap about my computer. Rough transcript follows:

Nice Indian Chap - We have detected a virus on your computer....
Horrible Uncle Junkie - Well that explains everything! No wonder it's been so slow of late. How do we fix this?
NIC - Well if you could go to your computer now I will explain the process...
HUJ- It's already on, I was using when you called
NIC - Could I ask you to log into...
HUJ - THERE'S GAY PORN ON THE SCREEN! OH MY GOD. WHAT IS HE? WHY ARE THEY? WHY IS HE SUCKING THAT?
NIC - Yes sir, this is the problem we are trying to remedy....
HUJ - I'M AT WORK! EVERYONE CAN SEE AND HEAR THE GAY PORN YOU'VE PUT ON MY COMPUTER! I'M GOING TO GET FIRED!
NIC - Sir I am trying to help you....
HUJ - Oh. Oh wait. It's OK. This is MY gay porn. Whew. That was close, I thought I had some kind of nasty virus or something.
NIC - (Audibly trying to hold it together, sounds like the supervisor is now monitoring the call) Sir are you not wanting to....
HUJ - Oh come on now man. Not even a slight chuckle? Tell me this isn't the best call you've had all day
NIC - Thank you for your time sir, have a nice day.


BEST SALES CALL EVER.

[Suu]

I never get the Windows virus calls.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Earlier today I had a call from a nice Indian chap about my computer. Rough transcript follows:

Nice Indian Chap - We have detected a virus on your computer....
Horrible Uncle Junkie - Well that explains everything! No wonder it's been so slow of late. How do we fix this?
NIC - Well if you could go to your computer now I will explain the process...
HUJ- It's already on, I was using when you called
NIC - Could I ask you to log into...
HUJ - THERE'S GAY PORN ON THE SCREEN! OH MY GOD. WHAT IS HE? WHY ARE THEY? WHY IS HE SUCKING THAT?
NIC - Yes sir, this is the problem we are trying to remedy....
HUJ - I'M AT WORK! EVERYONE CAN SEE AND HEAR THE GAY PORN YOU'VE PUT ON MY COMPUTER! I'M GOING TO GET FIRED!
NIC - Sir I am trying to help you....
HUJ - Oh. Oh wait. It's OK. This is MY gay porn. Whew. That was close, I thought I had some kind of nasty virus or something.
NIC - (Audibly trying to hold it together, sounds like the supervisor is now monitoring the call) Sir are you not wanting to....
HUJ - Oh come on now man. Not even a slight chuckle? Tell me this isn't the best call you've had all day
NIC - Thank you for your time sir, have a nice day.


BEST SALES CALL EVER.

[Junkenstein]

I never get the Windows virus calls.

My first one. I kind of hope I get more.

[Doktor Howl]

SO...Mikael Martin tried to sign up as CJ_Ninja.  Unfortunately, the datamining done on him and the location of his IP addie are identical, so no dice. 

[Junkenstein]

How widespread is that picture? Because that Hello kitty thing in the background just makes it even more disturbing.

Once again, White power activists prove their own case against them. Like they always fucking do.

[Doktor Howl]

How widespread is that picture? Because that Hello kitty thing in the background just makes it even more disturbing.

Once again, White power activists prove their own case against them. Like they always fucking do.

That's only one pic.  And it's the least disturbing.  Turns out our boy is a coprophiliac.

[Junkenstein]

Please tell me there's no kids crap in those pictures.

[Doktor Howl]

Please tell me there's no kids crap in those pictures.

Not that I know of.  He's just standing there with shit all around his mouth.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Please tell me there's no kids crap in those pictures.

Not that I know of.  He's just standing there with shit all around his mouth.

  my first thought when he started in on the whole schtick was "who is THIS shitneck?". He complained when I followed him from thread to thread. I let him go. He got banned in a day or so.

[Junkenstein]

Please tell me there's no kids crap in those pictures.

Not that I know of.  He's just standing there with shit all around his mouth.

Well, good, I guess. In the circumstances. I think.

[EK WAFFLR]

reported shiteater for fake name.

[Doktor Howl]

reported shiteater for fake name.

[Doktor Howl]

Mahatma Ghandi always walked barefoot, rarely ate, and what diet he did have gave him bad breath.

He was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.