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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Reeducation on April 01, 2008, 12:09:19 PM

Title: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Reeducation on April 01, 2008, 12:09:19 PM
If all electricity would suddenly die, would you too?  :|

Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Messier Undertree on April 01, 2008, 12:13:31 PM
:mittens:

EXCELLENT RANT WOULD READ AGAIN A++++++++++++++++++++
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Payne on April 01, 2008, 01:05:12 PM
Quote from: Disorder on April 01, 2008, 12:09:19 PM
If all electricity would suddenly die, would you too?  :|



Answer A)

No, I can scavenge with the best of them, have extensive experience as a freelance bum, have use of a simple ranged weapon, have knowledge of how to generate electricity if I really needed it, and various others bits and pieces of ueful knowledge as well.

If all electricity died, I have determined to steal a car and join Silly Cybin or Cains band of marauding barbaric warriors, ASAP.

The question is cock&repost anyway.

Answer B)

tl;dr
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 01, 2008, 01:38:45 PM
I wouldn't die, I'd be filthy rich. I'd invent electricity and the people would revere me as a god
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 01, 2008, 01:49:37 PM
Quote from: Disorder on April 01, 2008, 12:09:19 PM
If all electricity would suddenly die, would you too?  :|



not before I take you with me
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: B_M_W on April 01, 2008, 01:51:39 PM
Not that hard to create electricity. You just figure out some way to get a loop of copper wire around a rod to turn inside a magnetic loop. There you have it, electricity.

The trick is finding some good magnets.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Payne on April 01, 2008, 02:08:28 PM
Quote from: Disorder on April 01, 2008, 01:35:43 PM
Repost?
And how should i know that? By lurking more?
Goddamn. It is just a question. :|

Everything is Cock & Repost. Search your feelings, you KNOW it to be true.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: AFK on April 01, 2008, 02:21:11 PM
Quote from: Disorder on April 01, 2008, 12:09:19 PM
If all electricity would suddenly die, would you too?  :|



I die a little inside every day, why should this make it any different?
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: hooplala on April 01, 2008, 02:25:01 PM
Quote from: Disorder on April 01, 2008, 12:09:19 PM
If all electricity would suddenly die, would you too?  :|



No, I'm a wiley motherfucker.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: LMNO on April 01, 2008, 02:34:22 PM
Quick question:  How does electricity "die"?
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on April 01, 2008, 03:12:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 01, 2008, 02:34:22 PM
Quick question:  How does electricity "die"?

Hemlock
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Richter on April 01, 2008, 03:21:20 PM
Quote from: Disorder on April 01, 2008, 12:09:19 PM
If all electricity would suddenly die, would you too?  :|

I'd miss the steady stream of finely resistored alternating currently pleasantly pulsating my pleasure centers.

Otherwise, I'd chop more wood, fill up the lamps, and deal. 
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Cramulus on April 01, 2008, 03:23:23 PM
hahahah this board is so xenophobic sometimes. If Disorder posted more than on sentence everyone'd be all like tl;dr! STFU!


Anyway, I think a lot of people would die, but I don't think I would die right away. I'd try to get in on the first wave of looting and then stay low profile until all the noise died down. At the risk of being cocky I think I would survive until I got a kidney infection or something. I'm just cuthroat enough to make it work.

I tell ya this though, I'd get the fuck out of Yonkers NY. Lot of opportunistic motherfuckers in my 'hood.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Payne on April 01, 2008, 03:40:15 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 01, 2008, 03:23:23 PM
hahahah this board is so xenophobic sometimes. If Disorder posted more than on sentence everyone'd be all like tl;dr! STFU!

I posted tl;dr anyway.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Idem on April 01, 2008, 04:00:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 01, 2008, 02:34:22 PM
Quick question:  How does electricity "die"?
All I can think of is EMPs.

Or if power just became too expensive, but that wouldn't really be "dieing"
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Payne on April 01, 2008, 04:02:56 PM
But electricity.... It .... Isn't.


Fuck it.

Electricity isn't made of electrons and stuff, It's actually a giant slug called "Sparky". You kill it by covering it in salt.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: AFK on April 01, 2008, 04:05:43 PM
How does he fit in the wires?
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Payne on April 01, 2008, 04:07:49 PM
With lots of lubrication.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: AFK on April 01, 2008, 04:09:00 PM
Oh, and also,

Kill A What?
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Payne on April 01, 2008, 04:16:33 PM
WAT?













(Please, not this again!)
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: AFK on April 01, 2008, 04:23:36 PM
If electricity dies we'll have to create the PD.COM Pony Express.  We can enlist Dolphins so we can still converse with you Scotts and Dutch (and anyone else I'm missing)
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on April 01, 2008, 04:45:19 PM
Quote from: Idem on April 01, 2008, 04:00:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 01, 2008, 02:34:22 PM
Quick question:  How does electricity "die"?
All I can think of is EMPs.

Or if power just became too expensive, but that wouldn't really be "dieing"

An EMP would only wipe out electronics in the area of the EMP. Even so, it wouldn't permanently make electricity go away, it would just require that IC's, transistors etc get replaced in the affected devices.

Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Requia ☣ on April 01, 2008, 04:47:51 PM
hmm...

Making an assumption the power plants are dead, but stuff like cars that bring their own electricity still work.

No, I'd need a different job, and the money in my bank would be pretty worthless (unless I had a heads up) but most on the infrastructure around here would hold up without electricity.  Traffic would bite though.

Also, my waffle iron does not need electricity.  Bet I could get all kinds of shit a couple months in from people who want waffles.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Jenne on April 01, 2008, 05:00:27 PM
Yes.

NEXT!


(longer answer:  my job requires it, mofo)
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Idem on April 01, 2008, 07:28:59 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on April 01, 2008, 04:45:19 PM
Quote from: Idem on April 01, 2008, 04:00:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 01, 2008, 02:34:22 PM
Quick question:  How does electricity "die"?
All I can think of is EMPs.

Or if power just became too expensive, but that wouldn't really be "dieing"

An EMP would only wipe out electronics in the area of the EMP. Even so, it wouldn't permanently make electricity go away, it would just require that IC's, transistors etc get replaced in the affected devices.


I'm just assuming that "electricity" in the OP means "access to power".

If you somehow have a global EMP or EMP that affects a very large area, then out goes all functioning power plants, factories, devices, etc. In that area.

If it was a considerably large area/global, it would'nt be very easy to get replacements (understatement).

Regardless, it's all doomsday bullshit, and the increasing cost of access to running water/power would probably be a bigger problem.


Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 02, 2008, 12:44:05 AM
Hawaii would be dead. Srsly.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Requia ☣ on April 02, 2008, 01:21:19 AM
Bah, boats work fine without electricity.  You only need to hodl out until the first wind vessels show up.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 02, 2008, 01:34:13 AM
Right, I'll get out that Oceangoing Sailboat I have in my shed. Does anyone remember how to sail?
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 02, 2008, 05:08:22 AM
If electricity went bye-bye it would be important to get the fuck out of the city. My one experience with a city-wide blackout was pretty eye-opening.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: All Rights Reserved on April 02, 2008, 11:57:35 AM
I'd die.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Cain on April 02, 2008, 12:26:08 PM
I'd be annoyed, but I'd live.

OH TEH NOES, BACK TO CANDLES, FIRES FOR MY FOOD, GETTING UP AT DAWN AND GOING TO BED WHEN IT GETS DARK.  ITS NOT LIKE I DIDN'T DO THAT WHEN I SPENT WEEKS CAMPING WHEN I WAS 12.

Still, I'd much rather have internet access, be able to listen to the radio and boil my water in a plugged in kettle.  Just saying.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 02, 2008, 12:33:53 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 02, 2008, 12:26:08 PM
I'd be annoyed, but I'd live.

OH TEH NOES, BACK TO CANDLES, FIRES FOR MY FOOD, GETTING UP AT DAWN AND GOING TO BED WHEN IT GETS DARK.  ITS NOT LIKE I DIDN'T DO THAT WHEN I SPENT WEEKS CAMPING WHEN I WAS 12.

Still, I'd much rather have internet access, be able to listen to the radio and boil my water in a plugged in kettle.  Just saying.

TITCM
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: AFK on April 02, 2008, 02:33:21 PM
I'd wander the neighborhood as a wandering minstrel.  The people won't have their teevees so they'll need some entertainments.

RWHN,
--Professional One-Man-Band. 
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Payne on April 02, 2008, 02:38:22 PM
You'd wander the neighbourhood as a minstrel, yes.

Your neighbours wouldn't hear sweet music, however. They would hear the harbinger of the apocalypse. Especially if you used your nose flute.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Cain on April 02, 2008, 02:42:21 PM
I'd wander the neighbourhood, looting.

No electricity = no security alarms.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: AFK on April 02, 2008, 02:44:37 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 02, 2008, 02:38:22 PM
You'd wander the neighbourhood as a minstrel, yes.

Your neighbours wouldn't hear sweet music, however. They would hear the harbinger of the apocalypse. Especially if you used your nose flute.

Nah, I have the hold the Nose Flute to my face when I play it.  I'd need that arm to beat the drum. 
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: LMNO on April 02, 2008, 04:14:02 PM
pedal-powered generators. (http://www.los-gatos.ca.us/davidbu/pedgen.html)


Just sayin'.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Requia ☣ on April 02, 2008, 07:45:04 PM
Hell yes, that thing will run my notebook.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2008, 07:49:00 PM
Quote from: Disorder on April 01, 2008, 12:09:19 PM
If all electricity would suddenly die, would you too?  :|



Um, yes.

Your brain runs on a few milliampheres.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on April 02, 2008, 08:50:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2008, 07:49:00 PM
Quote from: Disorder on April 01, 2008, 12:09:19 PM
If all electricity would suddenly die, would you too?  :|



Um, yes.

Your brain runs on a few milliampheres.

ROFL

TROOF!
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Cain on April 02, 2008, 09:19:57 PM
I wish my laptop ran on a few milliampheres
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: rong on May 06, 2008, 02:07:01 AM


Um, yes.

Your brain runs on a few milliampheres.
[/quote]

damn- beat me to it.  i rather like it when the power goes out.  i was caught in the big midwest black out of ought-three and it was a great time.  it kind of forces you to get out of your routine which is a good thing.

our electrical grid is so fragile it's astonishing, really.  99% of the wires on the poles are un-insulated so all you need is a way to short out the wires (without grounding yourself) and you can blow circuits left and right.  i always figured a model rocket tethered with some conductor flown into some transmission lines would work pretty good. 
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2008, 02:16:10 AM
Quote from: rong on May 06, 2008, 02:07:01 AM

damn- beat me to it.  i rather like it when the power goes out.  i was caught in the big midwest black out of ought-three and it was a great time.  it kind of forces you to get out of your routine which is a good thing.

our electrical grid is so fragile it's astonishing, really.  99% of the wires on the poles are un-insulated so all you need is a way to short out the wires (without grounding yourself) and you can blow circuits left and right.  i always figured a model rocket tethered with some conductor flown into some transmission lines would work pretty good. 

Shut your cockgobbler, shit for brains.

Nobody gives a fuck what you think, or what facts you have to share.

TGRR,
Knows that spamming up a OKM thread ---> time for nonstop flaming.  Behind each and every post in which you try to say anything serious.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Reginald Ret on May 06, 2008, 11:44:24 AM

@ TGRR: relax man, and don't even think you can speak for me. I liked what he had to say.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 07, 2008, 05:24:29 AM
Quote from: LMNO on April 02, 2008, 04:14:02 PM
pedal-powered generators. (http://www.los-gatos.ca.us/davidbu/pedgen.html)


Just sayin'.

I need that to stop the waterfall of fat that is cascading to my hips and belly.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2008, 05:25:39 AM
Quote from: Regret on May 06, 2008, 11:44:24 AM

@ TGRR: relax man, and don't even think you can speak for me. I liked what he had to say.
WHERE THE FUCK DID I SPEAK FOR YOU?

Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: ShoobyDB on May 07, 2008, 09:32:40 AM
I do recall the black-out of the midwest/east coast. I was in Michigan at the time. It was a lot of fun, but that could be attributed to the fact that we assumed it would be temporary. Also, I once read in a book, that a long, long, long time ago, people actually lived without electricity. So, I figure we probably could too. It failed to mention what they used to power thier computers though.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Jasper on May 08, 2008, 05:19:53 PM
If all the electrons went away, the matter in the universe would largely cease to interact with itself.

So yes, death would occur.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Daruko on May 08, 2008, 05:38:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2008, 05:25:39 AM
WHERE THE FUCK DID I SPEAK FOR YOU?

Same way you usually speak for others...

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2008, 02:16:10 AM
Shut your cockgobbler, shit for brains.

Nobody gives a fuck what you think, or what facts you have to share.
TGRR,
Knows that spamming up a OKM thread ---> time for nonstop flaming.  Behind each and every post in which you try to say anything serious.

Daruko,
thinks TGRR's bullying tactics and threats need a makeover
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on May 09, 2008, 03:09:26 AM
I think his bullying tactics and threats are wonderful, just the way they are.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: hunter s.durden on May 09, 2008, 03:11:33 AM
Daruko is here to change things.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Adios on May 09, 2008, 03:29:50 AM
Quote from: daruko on May 08, 2008, 05:38:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2008, 05:25:39 AM
WHERE THE FUCK DID I SPEAK FOR YOU?

Same way you usually speak for others...

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2008, 02:16:10 AM
Shut your cockgobbler, shit for brains.

Nobody gives a fuck what you think, or what facts you have to share.
TGRR,
Knows that spamming up a OKM thread ---> time for nonstop flaming.  Behind each and every post in which you try to say anything serious.

Daruko,
thinks TGRR's bullying tactics and threats need a makeover


Hey Shitball.

You are not funny.
You are not entertaining.
You are not intelligent based on your posts so far.
You are not contributing anything.

What you have done is roll in here so full of yourself you never even looked around to see what goes on here. Let me put this in baby talk for you. WE ARE NOT IMPRESSED. Little EMO bitches like you are a dime a dozen and just like you they try to act all bad assed and just fuck up others peoples threads. Shitballs like you aren't even the slightest bit worth the espace it takes to respond to but I will make an exception this one time.STFU and try really hard to learn. Some of the most intelligent people I have ever been associated with contribute to this site and you, little shitball aren't even good enough to be the brown crust on their underwear. Why not try again? Try reading this time. Before you decide to slam or attack someone do a little digging. Find out who they are.
Maybe you read just enough to think the 'rest of the herd' could be turned against TGRR. OK, we can until a little shitball like you comes in. We can be in the middle of ripping each others throats out while drinking each others blood but just a kind word to the wise. We are flexible enough to stop for a bit while we make your existence unbearable. I am not threatening you and I am certainly not speaking for anyone else on this board, but for me you aren't even really good enough to be annoying.

GODDAMIT.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Daruko on May 09, 2008, 04:04:28 AM
Quote from: The Reverend Asshat on May 09, 2008, 03:29:50 AM
Quote from: daruko on May 08, 2008, 05:38:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2008, 05:25:39 AM
WHERE THE FUCK DID I SPEAK FOR YOU?

Same way you usually speak for others...

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2008, 02:16:10 AM
Shut your cockgobbler, shit for brains.

Nobody gives a fuck what you think, or what facts you have to share.
TGRR,
Knows that spamming up a OKM thread ---> time for nonstop flaming.  Behind each and every post in which you try to say anything serious.

Daruko,
thinks TGRR's bullying tactics and threats need a makeover


Hey Shitball.

You are not funny.
You are not entertaining.
You are not intelligent based on your posts so far.
You are not contributing anything.

What you have done is roll in here so full of yourself you never even looked around to see what goes on here. Let me put this in baby talk for you. WE ARE NOT IMPRESSED. Little EMO bitches like you are a dime a dozen and just like you they try to act all bad assed and just fuck up others peoples threads. Shitballs like you aren't even the slightest bit worth the espace it takes to respond to but I will make an exception this one time.STFU and try really hard to learn. Some of the most intelligent people I have ever been associated with contribute to this site and you, little shitball aren't even good enough to be the brown crust on their underwear. Why not try again? Try reading this time. Before you decide to slam or attack someone do a little digging. Find out who they are.
Maybe you read just enough to think the 'rest of the herd' could be turned against TGRR. OK, we can until a little shitball like you comes in. We can be in the middle of ripping each others throats out while drinking each others blood but just a kind word to the wise. We are flexible enough to stop for a bit while we make your existence unbearable. I am not threatening you and I am certainly not speaking for anyone else on this board, but for me you aren't even really good enough to be annoying.

GODDAMIT.


I could give a shit less about Rong, but I called bullshit where I saw it.   I don't have to create anything.   Drama Queens like you do the job for me.

did i stand up to your little hero?

was that the point of all that spew? 

i've never been here to entertain your fruity ass, or to amuse you.

suck my cock fuckface, and then maybe we'll talk serious.  seriously.

you have something to say to me personally, other than proving yourself publicly as a devotee to the big dumbass bully that CREATES trolls around here, then PM me.

cock, and.....
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 09, 2008, 04:06:23 AM
daruko your acting like a jackass again

just thought you would like to know
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Adios on May 09, 2008, 04:07:38 AM
Quote from: daruko on May 09, 2008, 04:04:28 AM
Quote from: The Reverend Asshat on May 09, 2008, 03:29:50 AM
Quote from: daruko on May 08, 2008, 05:38:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2008, 05:25:39 AM
WHERE THE FUCK DID I SPEAK FOR YOU?

Same way you usually speak for others...

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2008, 02:16:10 AM
Shut your cockgobbler, shit for brains.

Nobody gives a fuck what you think, or what facts you have to share.
TGRR,
Knows that spamming up a OKM thread ---> time for nonstop flaming.  Behind each and every post in which you try to say anything serious.

Daruko,
thinks TGRR's bullying tactics and threats need a makeover


Hey Shitball.

You are not funny.
You are not entertaining.
You are not intelligent based on your posts so far.
You are not contributing anything.

What you have done is roll in here so full of yourself you never even looked around to see what goes on here. Let me put this in baby talk for you. WE ARE NOT IMPRESSED. Little EMO bitches like you are a dime a dozen and just like you they try to act all bad assed and just fuck up others peoples threads. Shitballs like you aren't even the slightest bit worth the espace it takes to respond to but I will make an exception this one time.STFU and try really hard to learn. Some of the most intelligent people I have ever been associated with contribute to this site and you, little shitball aren't even good enough to be the brown crust on their underwear. Why not try again? Try reading this time. Before you decide to slam or attack someone do a little digging. Find out who they are.
Maybe you read just enough to think the 'rest of the herd' could be turned against TGRR. OK, we can until a little shitball like you comes in. We can be in the middle of ripping each others throats out while drinking each others blood but just a kind word to the wise. We are flexible enough to stop for a bit while we make your existence unbearable. I am not threatening you and I am certainly not speaking for anyone else on this board, but for me you aren't even really good enough to be annoying.

GODDAMIT.


I could give a shit less about Rong, but I called bullshit where I saw it.   I don't have to create anything.   Drama Queens like you do the job for me.

did i stand up to your little hero?

was that the point of all that spew? 

i've never been here to entertain your fruity ass, or to amuse you.

suck my cock fuckface, and then maybe we'll talk serious.  seriously.

you have something to say to me personally, other than proving yourself publicly as a devotee to the big dumbass bully that CREATES trolls around here, then PM me.

cock, and.....


Thank you for illustrating my point.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Faust on May 09, 2008, 04:21:46 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 09, 2008, 04:06:23 AM
daruko your acting like a jackass again

just thought you would like to know

this.
you were doing so well darku, why you have to shit on everyone again.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Daruko on May 09, 2008, 04:50:08 AM
Quote from: Faust on May 09, 2008, 04:21:46 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 09, 2008, 04:06:23 AM
daruko your acting like a jackass again

just thought you would like to know

this.
you were doing so well darku, why you have to shit on everyone again.

i shit on TGRR and Hawk so far... that's far from everyone.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Cain on May 09, 2008, 04:52:06 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 09, 2008, 04:06:23 AM
daruko your acting like a jackass again

just thought you would like to know
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Shadowdaemon on May 09, 2008, 05:48:54 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 02, 2008, 02:42:21 PM
I'd wander the neighbourhood, looting.

No electricity = no security alarms.

Just thought I'd say that I agree with this idea... although my first stop would be getting a gun... or fifty... guns are valuable during the apocalypse.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Shadowdaemon on May 09, 2008, 05:49:42 AM
Quote from: The Reverend Asshat on May 09, 2008, 03:29:50 AM
Quote from: daruko on May 08, 2008, 05:38:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2008, 05:25:39 AM
WHERE THE FUCK DID I SPEAK FOR YOU?

Same way you usually speak for others...

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2008, 02:16:10 AM
Shut your cockgobbler, shit for brains.

Nobody gives a fuck what you think, or what facts you have to share.
TGRR,
Knows that spamming up a OKM thread ---> time for nonstop flaming.  Behind each and every post in which you try to say anything serious.

Daruko,
thinks TGRR's bullying tactics and threats need a makeover


Hey Shitball.

You are not funny.
You are not entertaining.
You are not intelligent based on your posts so far.
You are not contributing anything.

What you have done is roll in here so full of yourself you never even looked around to see what goes on here. Let me put this in baby talk for you. WE ARE NOT IMPRESSED. Little EMO bitches like you are a dime a dozen and just like you they try to act all bad assed and just fuck up others peoples threads. Shitballs like you aren't even the slightest bit worth the espace it takes to respond to but I will make an exception this one time.STFU and try really hard to learn. Some of the most intelligent people I have ever been associated with contribute to this site and you, little shitball aren't even good enough to be the brown crust on their underwear. Why not try again? Try reading this time. Before you decide to slam or attack someone do a little digging. Find out who they are.
Maybe you read just enough to think the 'rest of the herd' could be turned against TGRR. OK, we can until a little shitball like you comes in. We can be in the middle of ripping each others throats out while drinking each others blood but just a kind word to the wise. We are flexible enough to stop for a bit while we make your existence unbearable.
I am not threatening you and I am certainly not speaking for anyone else on this board, but for me you aren't even really good enough to be annoying.

GODDAMIT.


:mittens:
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Triple Zero on May 09, 2008, 12:58:36 PM
Quote from: The Reverend Asshat on May 09, 2008, 03:29:50 AMHey Shitball.

You are not funny.
You are not entertaining.
You are not intelligent based on your posts so far.
You are not contributing anything.

What you have done is roll in here so full of yourself you never even looked around to see what goes on here. Let me put this in baby talk for you. WE ARE NOT IMPRESSED. Little EMO bitches like you are a dime a dozen and just like you they try to act all bad assed and just fuck up others peoples threads. Shitballs like you aren't even the slightest bit worth the espace it takes to respond to but I will make an exception this one time.STFU and try really hard to learn. Some of the most intelligent people I have ever been associated with contribute to this site and you, little shitball aren't even good enough to be the brown crust on their underwear. Why not try again? Try reading this time. Before you decide to slam or attack someone do a little digging. Find out who they are.
Maybe you read just enough to think the 'rest of the herd' could be turned against TGRR. OK, we can until a little shitball like you comes in. We can be in the middle of ripping each others throats out while drinking each others blood but just a kind word to the wise. We are flexible enough to stop for a bit while we make your existence unbearable. I am not threatening you and I am certainly not speaking for anyone else on this board, but for me you aren't even really good enough to be annoying.

GODDAMIT.

:mittens: damn. burn it, Rev!

i love this board, it keeps surprising me, or something.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Faust on May 09, 2008, 02:19:31 PM
Quote from: daruko on May 09, 2008, 04:50:08 AM
Quote from: Faust on May 09, 2008, 04:21:46 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 09, 2008, 04:06:23 AM
daruko your acting like a jackass again

just thought you would like to know

this.
you were doing so well darku, why you have to shit on everyone again.

i shit on TGRR and Hawk so far... that's far from everyone.

no its in multiple threads.
do you understand that people dont want to read threads about you any more. if ever.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: AFK on May 09, 2008, 02:35:25 PM
Yeah, and I'm sure someone has already said this, but wtf I will anyway:

While PD.COM may seem like a free-for-all to you, there generally are two areas where some respect is due, this sub-forum "Or Kill Me" and the "Think For Yourself, Schmuck" subforum.  This is where people are putting considerable effort into putting across ideas, and to muddy that up with banal crap is pretty uncool and will certainly earn you well-earned grief.  If you wanna spam threads, at least contain it to Apple Talk and the other forums, leave this and TFY,S alone. 
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Adios on May 09, 2008, 02:40:11 PM
Quote from: Rev. Whats His Name? on May 09, 2008, 02:35:25 PM
Yeah, and I'm sure someone has already said this, but wtf I will anyway:

While PD.COM may seem like a free-for-all to you, there generally are two areas where some respect is due, this sub-forum "Or Kill Me" and the "Think For Yourself, Schmuck" subforum.  This is where people are putting considerable effort into putting across ideas, and to muddy that up with banal crap is pretty uncool and will certainly earn you well-earned grief.  If you wanna spam threads, at least contain it to Apple Talk and the other forums, leave this and TFY,S alone. 


:mittens:
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Daruko on May 09, 2008, 04:00:52 PM
 :roll:

and i muddied up this thread?   i called bullshit.  if TGRR would've showed some respect to the ACTUAL context of this thread, i wouldn't have busted him out.   

if hawk would've let the bully fight his own battle, instead of sticking up for the guy REALLY responsible for derailing this thread, than we wouldn't still be talking. 

Quote from: Faust on May 09, 2008, 02:19:31 PM
no its in multiple threads.
do you understand that people dont want to read threads about you any more. if ever.

Sorry RWHN, just one more post here, and I'll let it lie.  Scouts honor.

takes two to tango.  i dish back what's dished to me.  if TGRR stops picking on me, i'll have a lot less motivation to pick on him.  why do you constantly get hot and bothered about this stuff?  you like TGRR on your board, do you not?   even if you got me to stfu and ignore everything he says, it'll keep happening with SOMEONE, as it always has, as long as he is here.   I, for one, am fine with that.. or rather, accept it to be the way things are around here.  But for some reason, Faust, Hawk, RWHN, Cain, Thorn... you guys don't seem to be able to accept it.  Or maybe you do, and you're just having some fun flaming me again.     

doesn't matter whether someone's a really real discordian, really smart, really stupid, funny, witty, dull, whatever... when someone gets flamed, it's perfectly natural to expect they may flame back, in real life or on the internet.

if you attack me verbally, i am as likely to tell you to fuck off as the next guy/gal (innernets or on the street).     tired of reading ABOUT me?  stop contributing to posts ABOUT me then.   or keep bitching, whatever you want to do.   

it's very possible that I'll get tired of paying any attention to TGRR's attacks, but it's also very possible that i'll tell him to suck my cock each and every time he fucks with me.  if you consider that disrespectful to YOU personally, than i think you have issues.

that being said, I again encourage anyone who has something to say to me to do it in PM, since RWHN asked nicely to respect this area of the forum.    i promise this is my last off-topic post in this thread. Chao.   :wink:
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: AFK on May 09, 2008, 04:04:26 PM
Hey, leave me out of this one.  You and 104 are part of the reason I buggered off for a week, so I really don't know what went down here in this particular thread.  I just wanted to point out the general "rules" of "Or Kill Me" and TFY,S.  I feel like "Or Kill Me" has been muddied up in general lately.  I feel like some of the newer folks don't really understand what this section is supposed to be about.  I'm just trying to help clarify it some. 
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: BootyBay on May 09, 2008, 04:39:45 PM
I once traded all my rookie baseball cards in for some Double A batteries... they weren't even good batteries.  You know, those Mexican ones that last about 20 minutes, and then you gotta throw em out.  I usually go to bed all juiced up, wake up the next morning and am embarrassed by how many volts I used the night before.  I hit rock bottom about a week ago, while listening to the radio, running a dozen electric fans, microwaving a frozen pizza and flipping the lights on and off all at once, and everything suddenly burnt out.  I've admitted I have a problem, and now live life one day at a time.

Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: AFK on May 09, 2008, 04:40:50 PM
It never Hertz to admit one's shortcomings. 
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: LMNO on May 09, 2008, 04:53:09 PM
Watt?
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Roo on May 09, 2008, 04:57:05 PM
Quote from: Rev. Whats His Name? on May 09, 2008, 04:04:26 PM
Hey, leave me out of this one.  You and 104 are part of the reason I buggered off for a week, so I really don't know what went down here in this particular thread.  I just wanted to point out the general "rules" of "Or Kill Me" and TFY,S.  I feel like "Or Kill Me" has been muddied up in general lately.  I feel like some of the newer folks don't really understand what this section is supposed to be about.  I'm just trying to help clarify it some. 

Muddied up because instead of the rants followed by copious mittens and lulz, people actually started responding to what was written? Muddied because threads drifted?

What IS "Or Kill Me" supposed to be about? It says on the first page "Rants, Ravings and Manifestoes go here". Does that mean you're only supposed to post those three things, or is actual discussion of them allowed? Are we not supposed to add to the material, or debate it? I'm genuinely curious, because while I understand that it's annoying to have someone spam a thread or show serious disrespect, I'm not sure what behavior is expected here.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: AFK on May 09, 2008, 05:04:59 PM
Well certainly comments on the subject matter of the rant or sermon are welcome.  But, as an example, I think in one of Rog's recent rants he references Evanescence.  It was clearly just that, a reference, it had little to do with the actual meat of his rant, so for someone to then to talk about how they like or dislike Evanesence is threadjacking and really is something that should not be done in this arena.  Obviously there will be some grey area from time to time, but an obvious threadjack like that should be avoided. 

I guess the way to think about it that if pd.com were a newspaper, this is the Op Ed section.  If you responded to an Op Ed in a newspaper, focusing on a reference that had little to do with the actual subject matter of the piece, I can assure you it would not be published in the paper. 
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Cain on May 09, 2008, 05:44:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 09, 2008, 04:52:06 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 09, 2008, 04:06:23 AM
daruko your acting like a jackass again

just thought you would like to know
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: hooplala on May 09, 2008, 05:59:14 PM
Daruko,

I think what they are trying to say is that if you have a problem with Roger in here, just take it to Apple Talk.  You can let all the shit fly you want.

Someone correct me if I have misinterpreted.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: Adios on May 09, 2008, 06:04:40 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 09, 2008, 05:59:14 PM
Daruko,

I think what they are trying to say is that if you have a problem with Roger in here, just take it to Apple Talk.  You can let all the shit fly you want.

Someone correct me if I have misinterpreted.

Spot on.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: AFK on May 09, 2008, 06:06:27 PM
Well, a gladiator-style death match would be more entertaining.  But given budgetary limitations, what Hoopla says works.  :)
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: San Sabergato on May 12, 2008, 10:11:22 AM
Quote from: B_M_W on April 01, 2008, 01:51:39 PM
Not that hard to create electricity. You just figure out some way to get a loop of copper wire around a rod to turn inside a magnetic loop. There you have it, electricity.

The trick is finding some good magnets.

There's nothing like a good MAGNET.

[quote author = Cain] Still, I'd much rather have internet access, be able to listen to the radio and boil my water in a plugged in kettle.  Just saying. [/quote]

You plug in your kettle?  WTF is wrong with you?!

Hi. I just joined. So where's all the pics of hot chicks that post here?
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: LMNO on May 12, 2008, 03:32:12 PM
Do a search on "Bea Authur's Vagina".
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: hunter s.durden on May 12, 2008, 04:46:29 PM
Quote from: San Sabergato on May 12, 2008, 10:11:22 AM
Hi. I just joined. So where's all the pics of hot chicks that post here?

Hi, I already hate you.
Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: hooplala on May 13, 2008, 02:00:54 AM
Quote from: LMNO on May 12, 2008, 03:32:12 PM
Do a search on "Bea Authur's Vagina".

8)

Title: Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
Post by: AFK on June 02, 2012, 01:46:50 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on May 12, 2008, 04:46:29 PM
Quote from: San Sabergato on May 12, 2008, 10:11:22 AM
Hi. I just joined. So where's all the pics of hot chicks that post here?

Hi, I already hate you.


I miss Hunter.   :(