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Words that piss me off.

Started by Richter, December 08, 2009, 02:58:36 PM

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Richter

"Bap"
(a small, round bun.) 
Fucking shit, could you give it a name that DOESN'T sound like a term for some obscure item of personal hygiene?  "Bap" brings to mind an underwear insert specifically designed to capture feces.  (Which should be produced and given away with doses of "Ali")  Like you're going to watch the tapes of St. Carlin, or eat Mexican food, better put a BAP in.
Or maybe you're having one of those not QUITE diarrhea but still rapid fire liquidy shit days when you want a little extra personal security because you doubt your ability to EVER wipe enough without aid of a fire hose and bemused eunuch attendants.  Better pack a pack of baps. 
Baps: for those who can't stand using ass tampons.

"Paradigm"
Businesspeople.  I blame businesspeople.  Words that can be easily understood and overused in attempts to impress people should be kept away from them.  They don't mix.  Kind of like toddlers with tasers, except less of a spectator sport.

"Toys"
Imagine an over stimulated child flying into a retail establishment screaming this over and over in a high pitched voice with a slight lisp while being chased by a harried, chastising parent. 

"Ptosis"
Because it reminds me of stoners, poster children for fetal alcohol syndrome, and Down syndrome, who also frequently suffer from it.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

LMNO

"Whatever"
A catchall phrase that is used as an indecisive, passive-agressive placeholder, signalling an apathetic demeanor, and an intentional lack of effort spent answering a direct question.  Implies the following message: "Neither you, nor the issue at hand, concerns me enough to make a decision.  However, if future events do not please me, I shall complain about it."

Freeky

"But"
This is a word that allows excuses to exist. And that's horrible. :evilmad:

Richter

"However" and  "Although" too, then.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

P3nT4gR4m

"Smorgasbord" no one can say it without sounding like a complete fucking retard. I don't care who the fuck you are, if you say this in my presence I will fuck you up both physically and emotionally.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO

You all know that as soon as we collect enough of these, there will be some twisted contest to see who can write the best sentence or paragraph that uses all of these.

Cain

Whatever, your paradigm is clearly not optimised enough to understand the need for Ptosis based toys to sell as part of our smorgasbord of products.  Now get me a bap.

LMNO


The Good Reverend Roger

"National Security."

"Too big to fail."

"SSSS"

"First Amendment Zones."

"Flag Day"

"Patriot Day"

"I pledge allegiance to the flag, and the corporation for which it stands, one nation sorely divided, with gadgets and tasers for all."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Squid Diddimus

"fundamentally" -- seriously.

This is the most overused word of 2008-2009. Every time someone says it around me I make this shrill uuuunghrgh! sound and they look at me like "wut.... duh".

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

They all piss me off.


That's why I'm so angry all the time.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


LMNO

The worst gift you could get for Nigel:  The complete Oxford English Dictionary.


hooplala

"ASAP"

When used as if it is an actual word.  It's NOT an acronym!
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: LMNO on December 08, 2009, 05:31:06 PM
The worst gift you could get for Nigel:  The complete Oxford English Dictionary.



PURE RAGE

DON'T DO IT

ANYBODY, EVER!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 08, 2009, 05:42:13 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 08, 2009, 05:31:06 PM
The worst gift you could get for Nigel:  The complete Oxford English Dictionary.



PURE RAGE

DON'T DO IT

ANYBODY, EVER!

must...restrain...self...
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.