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Tahts wut I git fo bein dummie

[Nova Schin non-alcoholic beer]

Nova Schin non-alcoholic beer

This is probably why I've never heard of it.

Ass.

*face-punch*

Anyway, what's a Nova Schin

Ah, yes. I'm in RI and I do beleive that it is a bit cheaper here than in Boston. The problem with RI, though, is that you can only buy booze at the liquor store. It's illegal to sell it at convenience stores for some reason. Pisses me off.

*face-punch*

Dear World,

I tried to leave you, but the hold you have on me is too strong. I still gravitate towards you. Maybe we can learn to get along after all. Either way, I have to return. You have all my stuff.

Dimo1138

The bootlegger...I mean the liquor store...

NOVA SCHIN or GTFO.


LMNO
$9 for 12.

Never heard of it, I'm assuming, by the price, it's a basic pilsner. If it is, though, PBR's got it beat at $8 a twelve pack (I only drink my pils when it's cheap).

Being raised a punker, and being in a hardcore/punk/thrash/metal band, I am often seen drinking PBR (considering the "free beer tickets" usually only entitle me to tall PBR's or nasty 'Gansettes). While this is just good and fine, sometimes (all the time really, depending on cash flow) you need something that will send your taste buds into a tizzy. The following are some of my favorite beers, in no particular order.

Smuttynose IPA

Victory Hop Wollop

Maharajah Imperial IPA

Gordon's IPA(this stuff is amazing for a canned beer. Unfortunately it's fifteen bucks for a four pack)

Saranac High-Peaks Series Imperial IPA

Sierra Nevada Torpedo

Thirsty Dog Siberian Nights (this stout, mixed with the Smuttynose IPA, makes an awesome black and tan)

Simcoe IPA

Harpoon Leviathan Imperial IPA

[whore]

good
get the fuck off my whore bitch!

Dear World,

It's so hard to leave. Every where I look all I can see is you. But I must, I know all about your mood swings; temperate for a while, only to become an ice-cold frosty box. We are drifting apart, like your continents, but it's not my fault, it's yours. This will be the last time I contact you.

Goodbye,
Dimo1138 (AKA One Man Posse and Ice Cream)

Man, the worst thing about the internet (outside of ignorant pretentious fucks) is not being able to punch people in the face.