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TESTEMONAIL: Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.
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Show posts MenuQuote from: Iason Ouabache on March 23, 2010, 02:21:35 AMQuote from: Calamity Nigel on March 08, 2010, 02:14:31 AMThat's one of the big things you notice when you get older. The Establishment looks just like you. The Man is a middle-aged fat man that looks vaguely like one of your uncles. Right now, the man has long hair. (Specifically, that weird look where he's bald on top with a long pony tail in the back.) In twenty years, The Man will have tattoos all up and down His arms. That's the strangest thing to learn: The Man is just a man. The world isn't ruled by a powerful cabal of Illuminated Ones or alien Reptiloids. This planet is ruled by a bunch of dumb stinking apes.
Jack, what part of the country do you live in? Long hair IS Establishment, here. Aging hippies, yay.
And The Machine isn't even a machine. The Machine is us. We are the Machine. Every single one of us is a slightly off balanced cog in The Machine. There's no way to get out of it. Eventually we will all end up ground down by the normal wear and tear of everyday use. And the worst part is that there is no way to destroy the Machine. It will just replicate itself with even more broken-down people. There is no escape, make your time.
Quote from: Remington on March 23, 2010, 04:49:57 AMI thought my flaming nunchaku was awesome... but that is epic.
WRONG.
FLAMING SWORDCHUCKS WIELDED NUNCHAKU-STYLE
Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 19, 2010, 09:24:07 PMIf you read srsns into what I was saying, that's entirely your own affair.
He was being SUPER SRSLY SRS, and accusing people left and right of being wolves, especially when people were just messing about.
And as for being suspicious, it's taken me almost three whole games to not trust the people that lead the others.
Quote from: Sidónio Pães on March 18, 2010, 05:07:27 AMPAES NEVAR LEAD YOU ASTRAY. LISTEN TO DEAD PAES.
Now possible wolves are:
1. Doktor Howl
2. Horrendous Foreign Liam Stoat
3. Risus
4. Rumckle5. Sigmatic
6. Requia
7. Jason Wabash
8. Mistress Freeky
9. Dimo
10. Traffic
I've highlighted the ones I think are wolves
Quote from: LMNO on March 18, 2010, 05:37:28 PM2nded. For me, this is key.
I get sexually aroused by seeing my partner getting off.
Quote from: Rumckle on March 19, 2010, 02:16:53 AMQuote from: NotPublished on March 19, 2010, 01:27:27 AM
Me and ex made out like mad in the Myer's Elevator once ... he pretty much he threw up against the wall and was slowing caressing me and pretty much raping my face/neck... it was the best thing ever. I was totally off guard to.
Whatever gets you off I guess.
Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 19, 2010, 12:19:17 AMQuote from: Sidónio Pães on March 19, 2010, 12:17:44 AMNO, U!!Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 18, 2010, 11:12:52 PMNO U
Well, that's what you get for being unfunny and srs. You make people think you're a wolf.
Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 18, 2010, 11:12:52 PMNO U
Well, that's what you get for being unfunny and srs. You make people think you're a wolf.
Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 18, 2010, 10:57:58 PMMy rotting corpse begs to differ!
No, nobody is yet.