Pope's 2 cents Upon short-lived memborship

[PopeElleDiamond]

I gave in to the temptation to join these forums, a rare thing indeed for one such as myself, with laughter in my heart... surely I would find chaotic treasures from open minds!!!!! 

Around every bend and in every ordered category, I searched for signs of Goddess, to my ultimate dismay.  Here are gathered those who proclaim Discordia out of Greyfaced mouths, gaining access to potentially engaging discussions...  to unleash an ocean of whiny dime-a-dozen opinions until they kill it for free thinkers.

Missing - Have you seen The Goddess Eris?? 


What is this shit I ask!?!

I end my short time here enlightened, chuckling as I leave the many mildewed minds here to fester and rot just as I found them. 

Hey, some ideas work better in theory than in application... such an idea is applauded. 


93 genuine popes!!   




   

[Eater of Clowns]

Please stay, mysterious stranger!  Clearly you have so much to teach us, the unlearned and wretched of Discordia.

Friends, I implore you, come.  Come see this odd wanderer who says such strange things in silly but wise tongues.  It is the one spoken of, the one from places afar who shall cast judgment upon us and our deeds, to teach us to better ourselves.  It is the prophet, the one who has been doing it right all along and knows the only true interpretation of our faith.

Visitor, let me welcome you to principiadiscordia, a place made to exchange ideas of merit.  Those without we cast aside through rigorous testing, those formidable may gain foothold as some of our tenets.  Of course, forgive me wise one for I speak to the more learned than myself, you are aware of all that has gone on here.  You have clearly digested all this information, have undoubtedly read each and every discussion to have formed your opinion thusly.

Share your wisdom, newcomer, and rejoice with us that we are united!

[President Television]

 

[Doktor Howl]

I gave in to the temptation to join these forums, a rare thing indeed for one such as myself, with laughter in my heart... surely I would find chaotic treasures from open minds!!!!! 

Around every bend and in every ordered category, I searched for signs of Goddess, to my ultimate dismay.  Here are gathered those who proclaim Discordia out of Greyfaced mouths, gaining access to potentially engaging discussions...  to unleash an ocean of whiny dime-a-dozen opinions until they kill it for free thinkers.

Missing - Have you seen The Goddess Eris?? 


What is this shit I ask!?!

I end my short time here enlightened, chuckling as I leave the many mildewed minds here to fester and rot just as I found them. 

Hey, some ideas work better in theory than in application... such an idea is applauded. 


93 genuine popes!!   




   

Oh, look!  At last!  Someone coming along to tell us how to be REALLY REAL DISCORDIANS FOR REALNESS!

That's never happened before.

Fuck off, now.  Thanks.

[The Wizard]

These guys have just been crawling out of the woodwork lately, haven't they?

[Doktor Howl]

These guys have just been crawling out of the woodwork lately, haven't they?

It's like someone's been leaving crumbs on the carpet, right?

[The Wizard]

It's like someone's been leaving crumbs on the carpet, right?

Pretty much. Or maybe they're breeding when we're not looking?

[NotPublished]

Illegal Aliens...

[PopeTom]

The awesomist thing about Discordianism is that you can't tell other people how to be Discordians.

Unless you're a douchebag.  In which case I feel sorry for you living in a world where everyone is doing everything in exactly the wrong way.

[Requia ☣]

If you're going to tell us we're doing it wrong, you might want to tell us what the right way is.

Unless you mean we should be worshiping Eris?  If that's the case please say so, i could use the laugh.

[Doktor Howl]

If you're going to tell us we're doing it wrong, you might want to tell us what the right way is.

Unless you mean we should be worshiping Eris?  If that's the case please say so, i could use the laugh.

I think the airhead flounced.

[NotPublished]

Perhaps its the normal way for oneself to say, 'Hi'

... I mean

I came in dramatic and big to

I had Eric the Transexual

[-Kel-]

If you're going to tell us we're doing it wrong, you might want to tell us what the right way is.

Unless you mean we should be worshiping Eris?  If that's the case please say so, i could use the laugh.

[Cramulus]

he made us an account just to tell us we suck!

it's cool dude no hard feelings

lots of discordians have "groups" imprinted as "tyrants"


it's funny that you haven't found any "value" here - but I've gotta wonder where you're looking.
Because neither you nor judgmental driveby #6 have actually attempted to make friends. You made an account to inject some additional negativity into the matrix.

So I guess it takes a shithead to know a shithead, huh?

[Doktor Howl]

he made us an account just to tell us we suck!

Actually, he started with a post sucking El Stiko's dick, in a thread from 2005.