RWHN's Sit-Down Comedy

[Suu]

Lame.

You should make your own website and kick their butts!

[AFK]

Yeah, instead I'm just going to send them ANY pun I come up with good or bad.  It'll be like in Shawshank Redemption where what's-his-name keeps sending the letters until they give him the money to make his Prison Library.  Except with less prison sex. 

[Suu]

It took so long to remember just what happened.
I was so young, vestal then, you know it hurt me.
But Im breathing so I guess Im still alive
Even the signs seemed to tell me otherwise.
Got my hands down, and my head down,
And my eyes closed, my throats wide open.
I do unto others what has been done to me.
Do unto others what has been done to you.
Im treading water. I need to sleep a while.
My lamb and martyr, you look so precious.
Wont you, wont you come a bit closer.
Close enough so I can smell you.
I need you to feel this. I cant stand to burn too long.
Release in sodomy. the one sweet moment Im whole.

I do unto you now what has been to me.
I do unto you now, what has been done.
Youre breathing so I guess youre still alive.
Even the signs seem to tell me otherwise.
Wont you, wont you come on up closer.
Close enough so I can smell you.
I need you to feel this. I need this to make me whole.
Relief in sodomy. have you witnessed that blood and flesh can be trusted. i.
Have you witnessed the blood and, this cant be trusted. i.
Only this one holy medium brings me piece of mind.
Got your hands bound, and your head down,
And your eyes closed, you look so precious now.

I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this.
Shit, blood, and come on my hands. Ive come round full circle.
My lamb and martyr, this will be over soon. you look so precious.
You look so precious now...

[LMNO]

I had a feeling someone would be a tool quote Tool.

[Suu]

[AFK]

Did you hear the one about the deaf Discordian?
Whut?

[Suu]

 

[AFK]

Yeah, that one was pretty dumb.
Which, of course, goes without saying. 

[hunter s.durden]

Yeah, that one was pretty dumb.
Which, of course, goes without saying. 

I'm trying to force-choke you now.

[AFK]

You gotta cut me some slack.  Two days in a row I've been in long meetings filled with UNG!  This is kind of like my version of yoga and meditation. 

And no, there are no jokes in this post. 

[LMNO]

Yeah, that one was pretty dumb.
Which, of course, goes without saying. 

I'm trying to force-choke you now.

Holy shit.


That one did get by me.


You asshole.

[Suu]

 

[AFK]

I'm here til Friday. 

[Triple Zero]

Did you hear the one about the deaf Discordian?
Whut?

did you hear the one about the other dyslectic discordian?

he believed everything he didn't read.

[LMNO]

I'm here til Friday. 

Well, here's to Friday, then.