Is anybody besides me seriously disappointed with

[Fizzwitz Glorypoop]

I can't believe I missed a thread about people dissing on Australians.

I just wrote this whole long thing on decaying Australian zombie penises but then I realised that it was kind of retarded and insipid.

So. Um. Australians suck!

Stop eating  babies, Cain! Why you gotta eat so many babies for?

[Cain]

Those babies were asking for it!  Do you know what they did to the Prime Minister?

[Fizzwitz Glorypoop]

I told a dead baby joke today and this girl goes:

Her: How are dead baby jokes like bland food?
Me: I don't know. How?
Her: They're both tasteless! *glares at me*
Me: ... mine was funnier.

[Cain]

Go tot Totse, they have files with several hundred dead baby jokes, almost all tasteless.  Repeat a few to her each day for a month or two.  But really, you shoula seen what they did to the PM...eating them was the only choice I was left with.

[Fizzwitz Glorypoop]

Oh, excellent. *has to remember this for Monday*