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Murmur Outlandish

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Lawn sprinkler in a rainstorm
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46
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Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling
Date registered:
November 11, 2008, 02:38:17 AM
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April 25, 2024, 10:57:37 PM
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April 27, 2014, 08:57:34 AM
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Tolerable Terror for Toddlers Legionaire, Nixon Division™

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"SaraLee, I say unto you!  If ye have a cake and halve it, and then halve it yet again, you would have four quarters and yet still not have a dollar.  Eat of that cake, for it is cake which is NOT cake, which ye may have half a mind to have at a reasonable price, yet in indecision achieve satori with said stale Moon Pie.  That's what you get when YOU FUCK WITH US." - DOUR