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Started by Nephew Twiddleton, August 28, 2010, 04:53:05 AM

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Nephew Twiddleton

I figure that this particular board should have a central news place. Post relevant news links here.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

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Nephew Twiddleton

Not sure if this qualifies more in a different place, but I think that this particular news piece is relevant because it combines the study of horror (for the non-Discordians of the world) with tourism. If it doesn't fit, I can remove the link and move it elsewhere.

Alternative tours draw travelers to Mexico

QuoteMEXICO CITY (Reuters) – While most travelers flock to Mexico to sip margaritas on white-sand beaches, a hardy few choose lesser-known tourist sites where they are chased down by immigration agents or risk their lives in dangerous slums.

More here:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100825/od_nm/us_mexico_tourism
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

E.O.T.

perfect.But one will need, of course, the right mustache...
"a good fight justifies any cause"

Nephew Twiddleton

Not sure if this is repost but:

http://abcnews.go.com/US/manual-molest-children-legal-cops/story?id=11561609

Apparently a 170 page manual on how to molest children has surfaced within the past week.
The horror comes in when it turns out that it is completely legal to own and distribute said manual.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

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The Wizard

Just when you start thinking of the world as just many shades of gray, you find an example of pure evil, to screw you up.

They should find whoever wrote this and put them down.
Insanity we trust.

Phox

Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 09, 2010, 02:09:07 AM
Not sure if this is repost but:

http://abcnews.go.com/US/manual-molest-children-legal-cops/story?id=11561609

Apparently a 170 page manual on how to molest children has surfaced within the past week.
The horror comes in when it turns out that it is completely legal to own and distribute said manual.

There is NOT an object in the infini-verse hard enough for me to bang my head into over this.

Nephew Twiddleton

They are looking for the author, because they "suspect" that he (it's most likely a he) has offended himself.

No shit.

I guess the technicality is that it's not kiddie porn. Fuck that shit. It's disseminating information to make sex offenders more effective at their crimes.
I want to hit my head against something too.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Wizard

QuoteI guess the technicality is that it's not kiddie porn. Fuck that shit. It's disseminating information to make sex offenders more effective at their crimes.

THIS.
Insanity we trust.

Nephew Twiddleton

Yeah, I hope they find this fucker.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Nephew Twiddleton

I guess this is the thing that's really incomprehensible about this.
It's illegal to yell "fire" in a movie theater because it's a public safety risk.

How is publishing a manual on how to molest children not also a public safety risk?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 09, 2010, 05:28:26 AM
I guess this is the thing that's really incomprehensible about this.
It's illegal to yell "fire" in a movie theater because it's a public safety risk.

How is publishing a manual on how to molest children not also a public safety risk?

Yelling fire is an overt act.

Unfortunately, this vile shit isn't.
Molon Lube

LMNO

Possible silver lining: Could the be used as a "The More You Know" sort of thing?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 09, 2010, 03:15:44 PM
Possible silver lining: Could the be used as a "The More You Know" sort of thing?

Sometimes I don't want to know more.
Molon Lube

Jasper

The only silver lining is that the author has no fucking clue about KYFMS, and he will probably be confronted by authorities.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Sigmatic on September 09, 2010, 06:42:48 PM
The only silver lining is that the author has no fucking clue about KYFMS, and he will probably be confronted by authorities.

He published under the name "The Mule" so they might have to do some digging, but I'm guessing this guy will slip up sooner or later. I guess it was being distributed online, so they probably just have to follow the IP addresses.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS