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Scrid Poem

Started by Zurtok Khan, July 07, 2005, 06:27:57 AM

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Zurtok Khan

He came from under the water
to dance with you
from a tribe who know the Jive
He's a master on the dance floor
like a gin and tonic from LMNO
he'll make you sweat, he'll make you swear
he's the Scrid, and he likes you.

He put up the signs,
they point the way
to Penael Gland Goodness
and a wicked hangover
he's got the secret
to make to sweat, to make you swear
he's the Scrid, and he likes you.

Just about enough tentacles
he's got a way with a broom
that must've made Malaul swoon.
He's the sweeper of the Open Bar,
and the cleaner of Mangroove's big nose.

He's the Scrid
Yeah, He's the SCRID
and he likes you.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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LMNO

At last!  A poem for my generation!

Shibboleet The Annihilator

That was beautiful.

Mangrove

finally! someone who writes poetry i understand!


RAH!
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