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Irate Cash4Gold letter to a lewd prankster

Started by Brotep, December 08, 2010, 04:15:17 AM

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Whatever

Reminds me of the denial letters from Playgirl that people used to send out.  

:lulz:

I think sending in gold painted rocks to the place would be hilarious, but I doubt they would respond in any way.

Suu

Someone else posted this as well.

Either way, it's probably fake because he used the term "Telemarketers" instead of "customer service representatives", but it's too damn funny.
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It's definitely fake, but I like it. I found the guy who wrote it and think he would be a fun addition to the board.
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Cramulus

we should have some kind of trophy graphic we can award to people whom we think are cool in order to lure them here



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Quote from: Cramulus on December 08, 2010, 09:22:27 PM
we should have some kind of trophy graphic we can award to people whom we think are cool in order to lure them here




That's a good idea. I'm getting good enough with photorealistic metal/glass/etc that I could whip something up if we can agree on a theme/concept.



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