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James Joyce was a talentless hack.

Started by Ghost In The Machine, May 03, 2005, 01:43:51 PM

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Zurtok Khan

Hrrm, they're hazing Christ Raw, but I don't ever remember being hazed.  I command someone to go find the thread where someone attempted to haze me so I can be aware of it, and enact great Chef-Like tortures on said entity.

Of course, I'm too lazy to be Chef-Like for more then about 30 seconds at a time...so, bleh, whatever.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Horab Fibslager

when icame, i hazed the board...  :twisted:
Hell is other people.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: indelible magic markerwhen icame, i hazed the board...  :twisted:
You do everything ass backwards, I swear, hehehe  :twisted:

Mangrove

oh wait a minute...are people dissing writers they actually hate or were we talking literary trash for it's own sake?

i actually like joyce and kerouac.

tolkein irritates me

hate lovecraft

have nothing against heller

however, if the brontes weren't already dead, then they need to be reanimated and re-killed many times over  :evil:

LMNO...still teh win   :wink:
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Bombing AtlantisHrrm, they're hazing Christ Raw, but I don't ever remember being hazed.  I command someone to go find the thread where someone attempted to haze me so I can be aware of it, and enact great Chef-Like tortures on said entity.

Of course, I'm too lazy to be Chef-Like for more then about 30 seconds at a time...so, bleh, whatever.

if it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure I made several derogatory remarks about you being a stinky hippie...but I can't be bothered to go find the thread(s).

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

hooplala

Ah, what can I say?  I have that effect on people, comes from being an insufferable asshole, I suppose.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Horab Fibslager

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: indelible magic markerwhen icame, i hazed the board...  :twisted:
You do everything ass backwards, I swear, hehehe  :twisted:

don;t forget sideways and upside down.
Hell is other people.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: indelible magic marker
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: indelible magic markerwhen icame, i hazed the board...  :twisted:
You do everything ass backwards, I swear, hehehe  :twisted:

don;t forget sideways and upside down.
I am afraid that any comments I make on that will only get me in trouble, hehehe :twisted:

Zurtok Khan

Ahh, yes, I did have a hazing while posing as The Board's Stinky Hippie in-Chief.

Joyce is okay.  Nothing spectacular, but not bad enough to hate.

Bronte = LOVE
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

LMNO

Quote from: Bombing AtlantisAhh, yes, I did have a hazing while posing as The Board's Stinky Hippie in-Chief.

Joyce is okay.  Nothing spectacular, but not bad enough to hate.

Bronte = Pile of insipid dogshit.

Fixed that for you.

eighteen buddha strike

This reminds me, I need to get started on my "looking at female literary figures as sex objects" campaign.

www.abm-enterprises.net/emily_bronte.jpg

I'd hit it.



Thats right Sylvia, maybe some hot casual sex will help you get over that SUICIDAL DEPRESSION.

Just sayin.

fluffy


oooo
look at that
a reader's digest condensed novels
on the shelf
behind her

Slarti

if i wanted to get into joyce what would i want to read first? the only books i know he wrote are ulysses, finnagan's wake, dubliners, and portrait of the artist as a young man. what say ye?

Mangrove

Quote from: Slartibartfastif i wanted to get into joyce what would i want to read first? the only books i know he wrote are ulysses, finnagan's wake, dubliners, and portrait of the artist as a young man. what say ye?

i read 'portrait...' and 'ulysses'....never read 'dubliners' though everyone i knew said it was the easiest one to get into.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Horab Fibslager

portrait is best. never read dubliners.

ulysses is borign as fuck, adn the wake isbetter as a random page thingy, wherein you ahve to take a crap and open at random.
Hell is other people.