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Principia Discordia => Literate Chaotic => Topic started by: Bella on December 24, 2003, 06:07:26 AM

Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on December 24, 2003, 06:07:26 AM
Quotehmm.... Ask Bella..... I think we might have a good new section here, should she be willing. What say you Bella, ready to prove that you are more twisted than Dear Abby could ever imagine?
Yup......Although I must say that it will be a challenge as Dear Abby has,
in my opinion given some shamefully twisted advice herself over the years.

Post your questions here, dear ones, and I will answer them......or not.

*Bella blends a fresh margarita and sits back to gleefully contemplate all the lovely mischief this column might cause*
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Anonymous on December 24, 2003, 06:25:29 AM
Dear Bella
it hurts now when I pee and have sex

should I really worry?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on December 24, 2003, 08:31:15 AM
Here's my answer to your first letter in the other thread:

QuoteDear Owchy!!!!

You poor thing.
This is indeed a serious problem....
I'll have to search through all my books, consult my familiar spirits,
and do a lot of trance work to find the answer for you.
It shouldn't take more than three or four days.

In the meantime, whatever you do, don't pee."
Or have sex. :(


PS: If this is for real, then get thee to a doctor.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on December 24, 2003, 10:47:58 AM
Dear Bella,

There is this woman I know who has tried messing me about by not returning something that belongs to me. It was a deal that went bad. I am sorely tempted to use magical operations to get said thing returned to me and maybe to show her a little lesson in respect and honesty.

What do you think?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: B23.77 on December 24, 2003, 08:37:36 PM
Dear Bella,

In a similar incident, a woman I used to work with borrowed 85 dollars from me one day when I was drinking with her and appears to have no intention of paying it back.  How would I go about using magic to get the money back and/or turn her into a goon?  Any ideas?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Horab Fibslager on December 25, 2003, 12:12:43 AM
Dear Bella,

an Afrikan voodoo witch doctor has threatened to make my penis disapear if i don't pay him 37 million dollars by next equinox.  see your guestbook od doom for mroe details. help!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on December 27, 2003, 01:52:21 AM
Dear Bella,

I have begun magical operations against the above-mentioned woman that involves her use of my property (as of yet unreturned). Sorry I was not able to wait for your response.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on December 27, 2003, 02:02:52 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCDear Bella,

I have begun magical operations against the above-mentioned woman that involves her use of my property (as of yet unreturned). Sorry I was not able to wait for your response.

I understand. My response was going to be:

"Why in the world would you hesitate to give into temptation....I never do. Let her have it."
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on December 27, 2003, 02:07:55 AM
Quote from: ZebDear Bella,

In a similar incident, a woman I used to work with borrowed 85 dollars from me one day when I was drinking with her and appears to have no intention of paying it back.  How would I go about using magic to get the money back and/or turn her into a goon?  Any ideas?

Are you familiar with the ways of magic? If not, I suggest you visit this site and send her an anonymous voodoo doll curse.
But hurry, because they're going out of business on the 31st.
http://www.pinstruck.com/

If you do know about magic, then send her bad dreams until she pays up.
I'll be happy to haunt her dreams as queen of the zombies and terrorize her for you: :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on December 27, 2003, 02:14:52 AM
Quote from: Horab Fibslager is DeadDear Bella,

an Afrikan voodoo witch doctor has threatened to make my penis disapear if i don't pay him 37 million dollars by next equinox.  see your guestbook od doom for mroe details. help!

Wow! That was quite a sad story you left in my guest book of doom :shock:  Just shocking that he would make a such a horrible threat against your privates. I suggest two possible courses of action, Horab.

1. First, go out and purchase for yourself the best chastity belt that     money can buy. Wear it at all times. Give the key to a trusted female to keep, as she has no penis for the witchdoctor to threaten - hence she will be immune to his extortion tactics.

2. Immediately set up a printing press and whip up 37,000,000 tons of flax script in the basement of your home. Bury the witchdoctor under this shitload of money and go on about your business.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on December 27, 2003, 04:29:49 AM
OH MY GODS!!!

::GASP::

Bella I found this on my BF desk

HE KNOWS!!!
what am I donna do???!!!!


(http://www.rit.edu/~pmy5192/pics/zombiesurvival.jpg)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on December 27, 2003, 04:44:03 AM
Gasp!  I have that same book sitting here in front of me right now, Malaul.
I've been studying it - looking for weak spots and suggest you do the same. Take his book.....hide it and read it in secret.

I also suggest you watch the BF carefully......watch him from the corners of your eyes, so he doesn't notice. Move your stash of fresh body parts out of the frige and wipe the graveyard mud from your feet before entering the house, etc. Hyper-vigilance is the key word.

If all else fails......well you are an assassin, dear one, and wouldn't he be a lovely source of fresh parts?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on December 27, 2003, 06:22:22 AM
read it in secret
check
remove body parts
check
find meat map of human body to use as template on BF
check
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on December 27, 2003, 06:38:00 AM
That's my girl :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Horab Fibslager on December 27, 2003, 01:20:19 PM
MY GENITALS ARE NOT A SUBJECT OF CONVERSATION






of course unless they're really they're really tha tinteresting(and you knwo they are...












































ok i'm drunk disregard this as therandom drunken/shitfaced hiorab post. never seen one before? the horror!  yall are lucky! very lucky! most ppl die instantly at the sight of em!  or something...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on December 27, 2003, 06:35:30 PM
nope...didn't die at the sight of your drunken post horab.

PS: You are the one who brought that subject up, you know. Sheesh! :roll:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Horab Fibslager on December 28, 2003, 12:13:02 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doomnope...didn't die at the sight of your drunken post horab.

PS: You are the one who brought that subject up, you know. Sheesh! :roll:

i did? :P


i'm gona go see all the other funny drunk posts i made...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Penumbral on December 29, 2003, 03:20:04 AM
Dear Bella.
Why do we adress thing in the manner we do?
(exsample: Dear Bella)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on December 29, 2003, 03:49:47 AM
bear Bella
fox bella
snail bella?


MOOSEE!!!

yes MOOSEE bella
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Burny Mc. BurnBurn on December 29, 2003, 10:15:42 AM
Dear bella,
    It stings... is that OK?

Burny Mc. BurnBurn
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on December 29, 2003, 01:16:38 PM
Dearest Bella,

What does one do when pie simply isn't enough?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on December 29, 2003, 02:56:45 PM
cake?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on December 30, 2003, 08:48:16 AM
Dear Bella

me  says:
hey thats what im talking about, the truth is high, higher still is truthful living

I says:
oh i like that....................higher still is living truthful

I says:
higher than truth

I says:
is highness

I says:
and is lofty

I says:
and helium



What do you say?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on December 30, 2003, 09:32:35 AM
Quote from: PenumbralDear Bella.
Why do we adress thing in the manner we do?
(exsample: Dear Bella)
Tradition, Dear Penumbral.
Time honored tradition that came about because when we want something from someone,
even if it's only an answer, it helps to butter them up first.

If for instance, you were to address me as "snail bella", the way malaul
suggested, I would probably not want to answer you at all.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on December 30, 2003, 09:35:07 AM
Quote from: Burny Mc. BurnBurnDear bella,
    It stings... is that OK?

Burny Mc. BurnBurn

Nope....stinging is not OK.
Didn't you go to the doctor when I told you to?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on December 30, 2003, 09:39:45 AM
Quote from: Guido FinucciDearest Bella,

What does one do when pie simply isn't enough?
Pie isn't enough anymore, Guido?  :(  

Hmmm........let me think about this one and I'll get back to you.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Lord_Caramac on December 30, 2003, 04:52:30 PM
Dear Bella,

I have this new boy slave. Unfortunately, he isn't circumcised, and I got myself a DIY circumcision kit. Now the bloody slave is always trying to get away from me when I want to circumcise him. What can I do?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on December 30, 2003, 05:48:31 PM
Quote from: Lord_CaramacDear Bella,

I have this new boy slave. Unfortunately, he isn't circumcised, and I got myself a DIY circumcision kit. Now the bloody slave is always trying to get away from me when I want to circumcise him. What can I do?
Dear Caramac,

I suggest you write to sister, Demonica, as she has vast experience with boy slaves and is, in fact, the inventor of the DIY circumcision kit.  :wink:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on December 31, 2003, 04:15:56 AM
Dear Bella,

As you are aware, I have begun magical operations against that person who refuses to return my property. She has, in turn, tried some spellies of her own in retaliation.  But they have been simple and poorly put together (ie. probably taken from a pink covered spell book at Borders.)So ...you know what that means.

Any concerns you feel I should think of before I proceed to teach her a lesson?

Hugh - two steps away from using a zapslap servitor.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on December 31, 2003, 04:36:34 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCDear Bella,

As you are aware, I have begun magical operations against that person who refuses to return my property. She has, in turn, tried some spellies of her own in retaliation.  But they have been simple and poorly put together (ie. probably taken from a pink covered spell book at Borders.)So ...you know what that means.

Any concerns you feel I should think of before I proceed to teach her a lesson?

Hugh - two steps away from using a zapslap servitor.

Dear St Hugh,

She is lazy, lacks magical maturity and does not have full confidence in her own abilities, so she is hardly a threat to you. The only concern I feel you need to worry about is the faintest indecision. Her spells were designed (however poorly) to promote hesitation and lack of clear thinking. There might be a smidgeon of that hanging around.

You already know that you will live with the regret for a long time if you let her get away with this nonsense, so just make sure your shields are up and your intentions are clear and strong when you zap her.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on December 31, 2003, 07:13:28 AM
Quote from: Guido FinucciDearest Bella,

What does one do when pie simply isn't enough?

Dear Guido,

It's hard when pie simply isn't enough anymore.
Strange as it may seem, even zombies have those moments.

If all we're talking about here is pie, then one could easily switch to cake or baby ruth candy bars, or ice cream with dustings of deity on top.

If however, pie not being enough is a metaphor for adventure or love or any other sweet thing, that is more difficult.
The first step is to sit with yourself until your inner monkey tells you what it really wants.
The second step is to figure out how to get it and then don't let anything stop you.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on December 31, 2003, 08:25:38 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCDear Bella,

As you are aware, I have begun magical operations against that person who refuses to return my property. She has, in turn, tried some spellies of her own in retaliation.  But they have been simple and poorly put together (ie. probably taken from a pink covered spell book at Borders.)So ...you know what that means.

Any concerns you feel I should think of before I proceed to teach her a lesson?

Hugh - two steps away from using a zapslap servitor.

Dear St Hugh,

She is lazy, lacks magical maturity and does not have full confidence in her own abilities, so she is hardly a threat to you. The only concern I feel you need to worry about is the faintest indecision. Her spells were designed (however poorly) to promote hesitation and lack of clear thinking. There might be a smidgeon of that hanging around.

You already know that you will live with the regret for a long time if you let her get away with this nonsense, so just make sure your shields are up and your intentions are clear and strong when you zap her.

Yep. I figured as much. There is no more indecision. There is a matter of timing though. I feel that an early in the New Year type zap will work wonders on the situation and show her that the game is up. Thank you. Anything else I should be aware of?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on December 31, 2003, 08:39:27 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCDear Bella,

As you are aware, I have begun magical operations against that person who refuses to return my property. She has, in turn, tried some spellies of her own in retaliation.  But they have been simple and poorly put together (ie. probably taken from a pink covered spell book at Borders.)So ...you know what that means.

Any concerns you feel I should think of before I proceed to teach her a lesson?

Hugh - two steps away from using a zapslap servitor.

Dear St Hugh,

She is lazy, lacks magical maturity and does not have full confidence in her own abilities, so she is hardly a threat to you. The only concern I feel you need to worry about is the faintest indecision. Her spells were designed (however poorly) to promote hesitation and lack of clear thinking. There might be a smidgeon of that hanging around.

You already know that you will live with the regret for a long time if you let her get away with this nonsense, so just make sure your shields are up and your intentions are clear and strong when you zap her.

Yep. I figured as much. There is no more indecision. There is a matter of timing though. I feel that an early in the New Year type zap will work wonders on the situation and show her that the game is up. Thank you. Anything else I should be aware of?

That timing sounds good to me. The only other thing you should be aware of is something about water.  More specifically her using water within the realm of air - i.e. rain, snow, fog to send a new spellie against you. So long as you ward yourself against it you should be more than fine.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on January 01, 2004, 03:11:24 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCDear Bella,

As you are aware, I have begun magical operations against that person who refuses to return my property. She has, in turn, tried some spellies of her own in retaliation.  But they have been simple and poorly put together (ie. probably taken from a pink covered spell book at Borders.)So ...you know what that means.

Any concerns you feel I should think of before I proceed to teach her a lesson?

Hugh - two steps away from using a zapslap servitor.

Dear St Hugh,

She is lazy, lacks magical maturity and does not have full confidence in her own abilities, so she is hardly a threat to you. The only concern I feel you need to worry about is the faintest indecision. Her spells were designed (however poorly) to promote hesitation and lack of clear thinking. There might be a smidgeon of that hanging around.

You already know that you will live with the regret for a long time if you let her get away with this nonsense, so just make sure your shields are up and your intentions are clear and strong when you zap her.

Yep. I figured as much. There is no more indecision. There is a matter of timing though. I feel that an early in the New Year type zap will work wonders on the situation and show her that the game is up. Thank you. Anything else I should be aware of?

That timing sounds good to me. The only other thing you should be aware of is something about water.  More specifically her using water within the realm of air - i.e. rain, snow, fog to send a new spellie against you. So long as you ward yourself against it you should be more than fine.

Got it. I was thinking about water and air...elements are things I know intimately...hehehe. My shields are up and wards are strong. I also have a few dharmapala (dharma protectors) as guardians that she would never figure out until too late.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on January 01, 2004, 03:59:29 AM
Easiest thin to do might be to drop a house on 'er
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 01, 2004, 04:25:35 AM
Now why didn't I think of that?
Doh Bella!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Horab Fibslager on January 01, 2004, 12:54:27 PM
what about her fancyt shoes? thos ethings are dangerous...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on January 01, 2004, 03:14:31 PM
give those to hugh

nothing pisses a chyck of more than killing her, THEN takin her fancy shoes away
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: B23.77 on January 01, 2004, 03:19:49 PM
Dear Bella,
What is sexuality and why do storks give birth to chiminys?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 01, 2004, 08:00:42 PM
Sexuality is hormones, pheremones, and other assorted chemicals.
It's a matter of thought and attitude.
It's in the energy one projects.
It's all in one's head.....90% of it, anyway.

PS: Storks give birth to chimneys because they need somewhere to drop the babies they deliver.
It's merely an added bonus that St. Nick also uses the chimneys to deliver toys.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 01, 2004, 08:02:20 PM
Quote from: Horabs gone wild2:Jamaicawhat about her fancyt shoes? thos ethings are dangerous...
If the shoes are red and shiny, I want them to go with my new red dress.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on January 02, 2004, 03:29:20 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Horabs gone wild2:Jamaicawhat about her fancyt shoes? thos ethings are dangerous...
If the shoes are red and shiny, I want them to go with my new red dress.

The shoes won't be fancy by the time I get through.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 02, 2004, 04:16:26 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Horabs gone wild2:Jamaicawhat about her fancyt shoes? thos ethings are dangerous...
If the shoes are red and shiny, I want them to go with my new red dress.

The shoes won't be fancy by the time I get through.

In that case, you keep the shoes.
I won't be needing them after all.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Shaitan5 on January 02, 2004, 05:50:09 PM
Dear Bella,
What kind of pie is the best when your hungry for pie,but can't make up your mind on what kind of pie to eat???? :?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 02, 2004, 07:00:42 PM
Hmmm......this is a very serious question.

Can you ask for samples?
Because I think that if you have more than one type of pie available to you,
you should eat some of each.  8)

If, however, you have to choose just one flavor of pie....
pick something that goes well with icecream.
Like cherry or apple or peach.
Mmmmm.......peach pie sounds good this morning, doesn't it?

*In light of the fact that evil zombies don't bake, Bella heads off to the bakery and recommends that you do the same*
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Shaitan5 on January 02, 2004, 07:07:02 PM
uh huh, I like peaches. Peaches and Mangos are a good combo. And French Vanilla Ice Cream :wink:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 02, 2004, 07:13:20 PM
Okay, now my mouth is watering....
peach and mango pie with French Vanilla icecream. :P

Time to hit the bakery for sure.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on January 02, 2004, 10:25:28 PM
speaking of Mango
I had MAngo rum inna milk shake made with vanillia Ice cream
DAMNNNNNNNN tasty
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 02, 2004, 10:29:07 PM
Whoa.....I never heard of that combo before.  8)
Sounds muy deliciouso.
My tummy is upset today, but I bet it could handle
that yummyness no problemo.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 03, 2004, 12:52:46 AM
Bella:

I, too, aspire to be a Zombie.  What should I do to further my goal?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on January 03, 2004, 12:54:08 AM
OH IOH OH ME!!!
Lemme kill him Bella?
PLEASEEEEEEE
:?:  :?:  :?:  :?:  :?:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 03, 2004, 12:56:15 AM
If I could be killed, I would have tried that already.

I'd make a fetching zombie, if I do say so myself.

(http://www.sssbella.com/PHOTO017.bmp)

Bobdamned low ceilings...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 03, 2004, 01:05:59 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerBella:

I, too, aspire to be a Zombie.  What should I do to further my goal?

It's quite easily done, Rev Roger.
All one has to do is offer pie and/or margarita's
to the zombie queen (moi).

My evil minion, malual, will take it from there.

PS: I also recommend that you purchase a book called
'The Zombie Guide to Survival".  See the instructions to malaul
further up in this thread.

PPS: Not only would you make a fetching zombie, but quite a large one, too......always a welcome addition to any zombie army.

EDIT: I just noticed the part about you not being able to be killed....Doh Bella!
Is it possible that you are already a zombie and just don't know it?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Shaitan5 on January 03, 2004, 04:05:02 AM
Dear Bella,
Could I be your manservant?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 03, 2004, 04:14:25 AM
Quote from: Shaitan5Dear Bella,
Could I be your manservant?
Hmmmm........I don't see why not.
Provided you don't mind working for an evil zombie
who never sleeps and is very cranky when she
doesn't get her way.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Trollax on January 03, 2004, 04:39:31 AM
Now now mother, be careful about your choices
you know how much I have to work when you hand out the "Severance" package...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 03, 2004, 04:47:40 AM
Quote from: Joinee St. Trollax, ODDNow now mother, be careful about your choices
you know how much I have to work when you hand out the "Severance" package...
Hush, dear one.
I don't want you to scare the nice demon away.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on January 05, 2004, 01:37:55 AM
Dear Bella,

How does one cause mass zombie-ism to occur?

And referring to the other concern: The lady's magical operations have failed her. Now it is my turn. I'll not say anything till now to preserve my spirit of sneakiness. hehehe.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: riff on January 05, 2004, 01:44:38 AM
Zombie Attack Simulator (http://zombies.insertdisc.com/mattcordes/)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on January 05, 2004, 03:48:02 AM
Quote from: RiffZombie Attack Simulator (http://zombies.insertdisc.com/mattcordes/)

AAAaaawwwwww YEEEeeaaaahhhh!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 05, 2004, 03:55:25 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCDear Bella,

How does one cause mass zombie-ism to occur?

And referring to the other concern: The lady's magical operations have failed her. Now it is my turn. I'll not say anything till now to preserve my spirit of sneakiness. hehehe.
Hmmm.......mass zombie-ism?
Up until now, I have relied on malaul to kill people one by one, recruiting them into my army in the process.
I suppose one could get malaul, and others like her, to slip a zombie producing potion of some sort into the coffee they serve to unwitting future zombies.
Just one minion in each starbucks should do the trick, don't you think?

*Bella rushes off to her secret lab in the basement of the abandoned church which serves as her headquaters, and begins mixing zombie producing elixers*

PS: Can't wait to hear how things go regarding your other concern.  :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on January 05, 2004, 04:11:41 AM
Quote from: RiffZombie Attack Simulator (http://zombies.insertdisc.com/mattcordes/)


coolest
link
ever
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on January 05, 2004, 04:49:53 AM
Quote from: Malaul The Caffeinatrixx
Quote from: RiffZombie Attack Simulator (http://zombies.insertdisc.com/mattcordes/)


coolest
link
ever

Yep. But I think of the green ones as crackheads and the pink ones as potheads...sorry....I had to urbanize it.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: riff on January 05, 2004, 05:13:56 AM
Yeah, I could watch that thing for hours :)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on January 05, 2004, 06:08:30 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Yep. But I think of the green ones as crackheads and the pink ones as potheads...sorry....I had to urbanize it.

I think the green ones are the ones on absinthe thinkin they are zombies, then gettin the rest drunk off it as well
the red ones are the ravers dealing with Stranger danger
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on January 07, 2004, 07:42:49 PM
Dear Bella,

I have discovered and removed a dead bird from the plumbing in my bathroom sink.

Fung Shui speaking and for the sake of balance, must I now insert a dead fish into my kitchen plumbing?

Thank you,

Sincerely,

Reluctant with nose plugs and rubber gloves
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 07, 2004, 08:49:12 PM
Darling Demonica,

It all depends upon the state of the bird, sweetie.....
Was it skeletal in nature? Or kind of smooshy?

If it was skeletal, then you should insert the bones of a fish caught and eaten by Baron Von Poobah, himself.
If however, the bird was still somewhat squishy and/or smooshy you can either have devil squerrell pour some of her human soup down the drain.....or.......you could sacrifice a some of your yummy ( :roll: ) tofurkey leftovers.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: devil squerrel on January 07, 2004, 10:01:47 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomDarling Demonica,

It all depends upon the state of the bird, sweetie.....
Was it skeletal in nature? Or kind of smooshy?

If it was skeletal, then you should insert the bones of a fish caught and eaten by Baron Von Poobah, himself.
If however, the bird was still somewhat squishy and/or smooshy you can either have devil squerrell pour some of her human soup down the drain.....or.......you could sacrifice a some of your yummy ( :roll: ) tofurkey leftovers.

yez, I wil poor soupe.
gud souup. yumme humans.
:twisted:  :evil:  :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: on January 07, 2004, 10:14:45 PM
How do you kill that which is ancient?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 08, 2004, 06:54:23 AM
What is the nature of this particular ancient one?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 08, 2004, 07:39:17 AM
Quote from: ZombieZombieZombieHow do you kill that which is ancient?

Take away its heart medication.

Duh.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Horab Fibslager on January 08, 2004, 08:21:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: ZombieZombieZombieHow do you kill that which is ancient?

Take away its heart medication.

Duh.

and yet that which cannot die may eternal lie
until death itself dies...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on January 08, 2004, 10:42:40 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomDarling Demonica,

It all depends upon the state of the bird, sweetie.....
Was it skeletal in nature? Or kind of smooshy?

If it was skeletal, then you should insert the bones of a fish caught and eaten by Baron Von Poobah, himself.
If however, the bird was still somewhat squishy and/or smooshy you can either have devil squerrell pour some of her human soup down the drain.....or.......you could sacrifice a some of your yummy ( :roll: ) tofurkey leftovers.

Thank you Bella.......................
Actually the bird was a severed hand with four fingers bent towards the palm and the middle finger stretched upwards.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 08, 2004, 12:07:26 PM
Quote from: horab toda infinite power
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: ZombieZombieZombieHow do you kill that which is ancient?

Take away its heart medication.

Duh.

and yet that which cannot die may eternal lie
until death itself dies...

"Until with strange aeons, even death may die"

Because it didn't take its heart medication.

I'm telling you, I have it all figured out.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 08, 2004, 04:31:36 PM
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomDarling Demonica,

It all depends upon the state of the bird, sweetie.....
Was it skeletal in nature? Or kind of smooshy?

If it was skeletal, then you should insert the bones of a fish caught and eaten by Baron Von Poobah, himself.
If however, the bird was still somewhat squishy and/or smooshy you can either have devil squerrell pour some of her human soup down the drain.....or.......you could sacrifice a some of your yummy ( :roll: ) tofurkey leftovers.

Thank you Bella.......................
Actually the bird was a severed hand with four fingers bent towards the palm and the middle finger stretched upwards.

Go with the human soup for sure, then Sweetie.

PS: You little shit.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on January 08, 2004, 10:24:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger"Until with strange aeons, even death may die"

Last time I read it, the Necronomicon of the mad Arab read:
Quote from: Abdul AlhazredThat is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: riff on January 08, 2004, 11:08:08 PM
No wife, no horse, no mustache.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on January 09, 2004, 05:39:01 AM
No wife, no whores, no mustache

"And with strange deaths even aeons die"
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 09, 2004, 06:17:23 AM
No milk, no s'mores, no moostache
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on January 09, 2004, 06:28:54 AM
no mice, no moles, no mu-hash
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Horab Fibslager on January 09, 2004, 07:52:18 AM
no beer, no dice, no poonrash.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2004, 10:06:44 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger"Until with strange aeons, even death may die"

Last time I read it, the Necronomicon of the mad Arab read:
Quote from: Abdul AlhazredThat is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.

Never trust a mad Arab.

Trust the Good Reverend.

He would not steer you wrong.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: on January 09, 2004, 10:21:23 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWhat is the nature of this particular ancient one?

Nevermind.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on January 09, 2004, 11:18:35 AM
Quote from: ZombieZombieZombie
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWhat is the nature of this particular ancient one?

Nevermind.

We have determined that Cthulhu, a.k.a. 'Kutulu', has been mispelled. The correct spelling is 'pillow'. Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused anyone.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: riff on January 09, 2004, 02:43:14 PM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCWe have determined that Cthulhu, a.k.a. 'Kutulu', has been mispelled. The correct spelling is 'pillow'. Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused anyone.

You misspelled "fnord".  Hope This Helps!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Horab Fibslager on January 09, 2004, 03:02:10 PM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: ZombieZombieZombie
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWhat is the nature of this particular ancient one?

Nevermind.

We have determined that Cthulhu, a.k.a. 'Kutulu', has been mispelled. The correct spelling is 'pillow'. Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused anyone.
it all makes sense now. cthulu is in fact residing eitehr soemwhere in australia or soemwhere in singapore, and may have family in both locations.. it the pillow thing, complicated, and no doubt discombopulating to the average observer, btu a creditto my fine and incomprehensile detective skills, which i may or may not hav epreviously been aware of possessing.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: All_One_Mind (GO BUSH!) on January 09, 2004, 05:41:34 PM
Quote from: horab toda infinite power
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: ZombieZombieZombie
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWhat is the nature of this particular ancient one?

Nevermind.

We have determined that Cthulhu, a.k.a. 'Kutulu', has been mispelled. The correct spelling is 'pillow'. Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused anyone.
it all makes sense now. cthulu is in fact residing eitehr soemwhere in australia or soemwhere in singapore, and may have family in both locations.. it the pillow thing, complicated, and no doubt discombopulating to the average observer, btu a creditto my fine and incomprehensile detective skills, which i may or may not hav epreviously been aware of possessing.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Trollax on January 10, 2004, 04:51:07 AM
Dear Bella,
If Mike Meyers and Eric Idle were to meet in the arena of death who would win?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 11, 2004, 06:36:25 PM
Quote from: Joinee St. Trollax, ODDDear Bella,
If Mike Meyers and Eric Idle were to meet in the arena of death who would win?
Eric would totally win because he's (nudge nudge wink wink) more cunning and cagey and ridiculous, although it would be a tough battle. And don't forget.....Eric also knows when to hit his enemy over the head with a dead parrot (like when Mike is shagging the ref.) and then run away run away run away.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on January 12, 2004, 07:53:05 PM
Dear Bella,

Do you have a cure for 'Squerrel Fevar'?

And is it a valid excuse for biting the postman?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Penumbral on January 12, 2004, 08:05:39 PM
Ooh dearest Bella,

I have missed you these long nights you have been gone. My heart has been shatterd at the lack I have come to whith the lack of you the very piceses could in there shard state fit though the smallest cheese grinder. I miss you like the dude who broke his arms misses jacking off. Please o bella Tell me Tell me.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on January 12, 2004, 08:06:31 PM
bite the postman and tell us about it!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on January 12, 2004, 08:36:50 PM
:twisted:

Too Late!

The postman has been bit............ and the devil squerrel is claiming 'squerrel fevar'

(I told them not to hire the 'pillsbury dough boy' and 'the muffin man'  they were only asking for trouble)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: devil squerrel on January 12, 2004, 08:41:02 PM
squerrel fevor
run
*hops in to suv * buy :twisted:  :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: slothrop23 on January 12, 2004, 10:11:18 PM
dear miss doom, could you fix it for me to win the next election as my previous riggers have been systematically shoot in order of significance
yours faithfully geo...bill clinton.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: slothrop23 on January 12, 2004, 10:11:38 PM
dear miss doom, could you fix it for me to win the next election as my previous riggers have been systematically shoot in order of significance
yours faithfully geo...bill clinton.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: MaxwellsDemon on January 12, 2004, 10:18:14 PM
How can one best avoid yellow snow (taking into account the possibility of stereo selective sight, colour blindness that only affects yellow) ?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 12, 2004, 10:19:21 PM
Quote from: slothrop23dear miss doom, could you fix it for me to win the next election as my previous riggers have been systematically shoot in order of significance
yours faithfully geo...bill clinton.
Dear geo....bill,

You sound like a true and patriotic Amurrican hero.
I bet you even have a face like a monkey, with little ears that stick out.
Why I bet you would go to war and bomb innocent women and children just clear your daddy's good name.....not to mention make the rich richer.
It would be an honor for my zombie army and I to help you.
Meet me in the graveyard tonight......come alone and unarmed and we'll talk.
You can trust me not to hurt you. Honesssst you can. :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: slothrop23 on January 12, 2004, 10:27:26 PM
Quote from: MaxwellsDemonHow can one best avoid yellow snow (taking into account the possibility of stereo selective sight, colour blindness that only affects yellow) ?

i think brace yourself saltily is the correct response :evil:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: slothrop23 on January 12, 2004, 10:29:41 PM
Quote from: MaxwellsDemonHow can one best avoid yellow snow (taking into account the possibility of stereo selective sight, colour blindness that only affects yellow) ?

i think brace yourself saltily is the correct response :evil:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 12, 2004, 10:40:58 PM
Quote from: MaxwellsDemonHow can one best avoid yellow snow (taking into account the possibility of stereo selective sight, colour blindness that only affects yellow) ?

I think you need a seeing-pee dog. Very much in the same vein as a seeing-eye dog, but this one will have been highly trained to steer you around the dangerous areas.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 13, 2004, 08:02:10 AM
Quote from: PenumbralOoh dearest Bella,

I have missed you these long nights you have been gone. My heart has been shatterd at the lack I have come to whith the lack of you the very piceses could in there shard state fit though the smallest cheese grinder. I miss you like the dude who broke his arms misses jacking off. Please o bella Tell me Tell me.

Dear Penumbral,

I had no idea you were pining away for me while I have been gone.
In fact, I'm so out of it, that I didn't even know I was gone. Sheesh, Bella! :roll:
So sorry about the cheese grater and what it did to your poor heart, dear one.  
So okay......I'll tell you. Are you ready? .........Your new avatar is very cool.
And....I missed you while you were away from the board.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Horab Fibslager on January 13, 2004, 11:53:17 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: PenumbralOoh dearest Bella,

I have missed you these long nights you have been gone. My heart has been shatterd at the lack I have come to whith the lack of you the very piceses could in there shard state fit though the smallest cheese grinder. I miss you like the dude who broke his arms misses jacking off. Please o bella Tell me Tell me.

Dear Penumbral,

I had no idea you were pining away for me while I have been gone.
In fact, I'm so out of it, that I didn't even know I was gone. Sheesh, Bella! :roll:
So sorry about the cheese grater and what it did to your poor heart, dear one.  
So okay......I'll tell you. Are you ready? .........Your new avatar is very cool.
And....I missed you while you were away from the board.


damn, i do believe you've jsut given a rather good reaosna onot to break you arms good man. well done!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on January 13, 2004, 12:18:10 PM
Quote from: horab
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: PenumbralOoh dearest Bella,

I have missed you these long nights you have been gone. My heart has been shatterd at the lack I have come to whith the lack of you the very piceses could in there shard state fit though the smallest cheese grinder. I miss you like the dude who broke his arms misses jacking off. Please o bella Tell me Tell me.

Dear Penumbral,

I had no idea you were pining away for me while I have been gone.
In fact, I'm so out of it, that I didn't even know I was gone. Sheesh, Bella! :roll:
So sorry about the cheese grater and what it did to your poor heart, dear one.  
So okay......I'll tell you. Are you ready? .........Your new avatar is very cool.
And....I missed you while you were away from the board.


damn, i do believe you've jsut given a rather good reaosna onot to break you arms good man. well done!

I disagree...>.>
<.<





*runs away all scooby-doo style*
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on January 13, 2004, 12:20:50 PM
no offense to either of the sisters but...


Duchess' avatar > Bella's Avatar


>.>
<.<




























*Runs away all scooby-doo style...again*
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Ignatz Ratskiwatski on January 13, 2004, 04:11:21 PM
I can't tell if I'm eating these clams or my fingers?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on January 13, 2004, 08:28:57 PM
Quote from: Hotsumano offense to either of the sisters but...


Duchess' avatar > Bella's Avatar


>.>
<.<

*Runs away all scooby-doo style...again*

:D
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: devil squerrel on January 13, 2004, 08:57:16 PM
Quote from: Hotsumano offense to either of the sisters but...


Duchess' avatar > Bella's Avatar

*Runs away all scooby-doo style...again*

RRRUH ROH!

Heera comsa Bella

RunaWaya!

:twisted: Squerrel :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on January 14, 2004, 03:55:04 AM
Dont worry Bella
I thikn yours is nice



::tries to be nice to uber zombie so I dont get eatten::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 14, 2004, 03:59:37 AM
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixxDont worry Bella
I thikn yours is nice



::tries to be nice to uber zombie so I dont get eatten::
Thank you, malaul dear.
I like mine, too.....besides, I told Demonica where to look to find hers.....
so I get to take credit for both. 8)
The pirate can stop running now.
Maybe :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on January 14, 2004, 04:04:45 AM
nah lettem run some more
think how nice his legs will look as replacement parts
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 14, 2004, 04:07:44 AM
okay :twisted:
sounds like fun.....

by the way I would never eat a colleague......professional courtesy and all that.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on January 14, 2004, 04:12:35 AM
good to know

::nods happily::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on January 14, 2004, 05:31:04 AM
Quote from: Malaul The Caffeinatrixxnah lettem run some more
think how nice his legs will look as replacement parts

Your aware of the fact that I can just make some more legs once these fall off right?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on January 14, 2004, 06:00:34 AM
yeah, but I want some super meaty ones though
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Penumbral on January 14, 2004, 05:19:21 PM
Dear super zombie bella,
I woke up this and the last 4 mornings spitting up blood. I am not sure where the blood comes from but I think It is from my mouth.
What should I do bella?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 14, 2004, 08:44:07 PM
Quote from: PenumbralDear super zombie bella,
I woke up this and the last 4 mornings spitting up blood. I am not sure where the blood comes from but I think It is from my mouth.
What should I do bella?
For real?
Because if this is for real, you should go to the doctor or dentist and find out why you're spitting up blood.
It's probably something that can be easily fixed, but for your own peace of mind (not to mention your well-being) it should be checked out.

PS: What you should not do is call the elders in and have them annoint your head with holy oil and give you a blessing......CTR, Penumbral, which in this case means go to a dr. and get it checked, k?

PS: If this is not for real.....then by all means call the elders of zion in. Ask them to use cod liver oil and to balance the Book of Mormon on their heads while they administer the blessing.

EDITED ON THORS DAY, 1/15/04

Dear Penumbral,

Lock your bedroom windows and doors before you go to sleep. :shock:
Just look at that shocking confession below this post!!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on January 15, 2004, 05:08:03 PM
Dear Bella,

The last four mornings I've been compulsively sneaking stealthily and removing Penumbrals teeth, one by one, with a large pair of pliers.

I think he's starting to notice.

What should I do?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on January 15, 2004, 05:32:31 PM
Quote from: Duchess DemonicaDear Bella,

The last four mornings I've been compulsively sneaking stealthily and removing Penumbrals teeth, one by one, with a large pair of pliers.

I think he's starting to notice.

What should I do?

dress as a dentist, he probably won't notice.....or he'll think you're a sexual fantasy ,Ä° la Therapy's teethgrinder


or:
dress as a fairy >>> toothfairy
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on January 15, 2004, 08:08:46 PM
Thank you Dear Bella,

Here is the real question darling;

Is the Baron Von PoohBah Nuts?


Huh?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on January 15, 2004, 08:16:25 PM
Baron von Poohbah's parents are nuts, don't know if it's genetic.

His mother is partly almond and his father is a walnut
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 16, 2004, 12:57:54 AM
Quote from: Den Sorte DragenBaron von Poohbah's parents are nuts, don't know if it's genetic.

His mother is partly almond and his father is a walnut

Dear Demonica,

What Dragen said. :twisted:

Except that the evil Baron is also a sour old dried up apple and I'm going to hex his butt for you, sweetheart.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: slothrop23 on January 16, 2004, 01:01:50 AM
dear bella. i'm having problems inventing things. everything i invent is already invented.is there help for me.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 16, 2004, 01:04:08 AM
Quote from: slothrop23dear bella. i'm having problems inventing things. everything i invent is already invented.is there help for me.

Dear Slothrop,

I have an idea....what if you invented like a time machine or some kind of
other device like that. then you can go back and invent things before other people get the chance to do it.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: slothrop23 on January 16, 2004, 01:17:01 AM
8)
i better wait until someone invents one first, then i can go back in time at exactly 88mph and steal the blueprints form a crazy proffesor friend.
shag my mum and excite my dad and cover a bully in manure, prerequisits i'm afraid.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 16, 2004, 01:18:31 AM
Quote from: slothrop238)
i better wait until someone invents one first, then i can go back in time at exactly 88mph and steal the blueprints form a crazy proffesor friend.
shag my mum and excite my dad and cover a bully in manure, prerequisits i'm afraid.
You really think something like that could work? :roll:

I don't think it can, unless you throw a skateboard in there somewhere.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Penumbral on January 16, 2004, 03:29:27 AM
Dear John,

I am suffering from short term memory loss, and I can't remember why. The guy who dose that stuff gave me some info and stuff, but then I ate brownies and... Well they where really good... No Shit they where Great! And umm... My car had something to I think do with batter or putting maybe yogert. Whatever happend to that guy with the wood? Erm wood why when I talk to you dose it always go back to a subject like that. I have mutual but I can't remember what it is we are going to do. I wonder why I forgot maybe I should see a docter about that or talk to one of those people who tell you what to do when you have one of those problems like you know mental retardation or jacobs deseis. Man it would suck to have some sort of inherited desies you would like have it forever sept htat super female one where the girl has 3 X chromosones that dosent do anything. But you have to have sex to get a kid so I dont have any kids. Good thing that too beacuse of condoms and all. man lub is over rated as toothpast my teeth are no wighter then when I used lemon sause. Holy shit Im missing some teeth... I think that may have somthing to do with this weird sexual exsperiance with the tooth fairy the other night... I dont remember what happend. Man dose that chick have some weird fetishis I never knew anyone who did some of that stuff... Well exsept the part with blood I know somone else like that, but It never went anywhere because she was so much older and everything... I will be older next year. Kinda weird when you think about what? shit where was that sentance going. Well anywhay I dont know what I am writting so maybe I should do stuff with things Erm bye bye whatsyourname I totally don't remember.
-some guy I think Im a guy let me check... Yep Im a dude.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Trollax on January 16, 2004, 04:22:56 AM
Dear Bella,
        Please save my dog. Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a bendy straw...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Grundz on January 16, 2004, 04:37:42 AM
Dear Bella,
Looking at the previous questions and tasks these nuts have set before you got me wondering...

Are you in any way related to McGyver? (Or is it just one of those perfectly normal everday arrangements where we can never see you both in the same place at the same time?)

Thanks,
Konfused in Kalamazoo.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on January 16, 2004, 10:22:28 AM
Quote from: GrundzDear Bella,
Looking at the previous questions and tasks these nuts have set before you got me wondering...

Are you in any way related to McGyver? (Or is it just one of those perfectly normal everday arrangements where we can never see you both in the same place at the same time?)

Thanks,
Konfused in Kalamazoo.

Well, she is a product a random body parts being put to gether so for all we know the IS McGyver!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on January 16, 2004, 03:04:51 PM
dear bella,

Whilst designing the DSS for DSS (I thus mean the discordian shopping squid) I was wondering wether it should bear 8 shopping bags or also other things.

And then a litle problem aside of that.....my last spanking has been a while now and i'm feeling kind of impovrished because of that


can u help me
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 17, 2004, 04:28:26 PM
Quote from: PenumbralDear John,

I am suffering from short term memory loss, and I can't remember why. The guy who dose that stuff gave me some info and stuff, but then I ate brownies and... Well they where really good... No Shit they where Great! And umm... My car had something to I think do with batter or putting maybe yogert. Whatever happend to that guy with the wood? Erm wood why when I talk to you dose it always go back to a subject like that. I have mutual but I can't remember what it is we are going to do. I wonder why I forgot maybe I should see a docter about that or talk to one of those people who tell you what to do when you have one of those problems like you know mental retardation or jacobs deseis. Man it would suck to have some sort of inherited desies you would like have it forever sept htat super female one where the girl has 3 X chromosones that dosent do anything. But you have to have sex to get a kid so I dont have any kids. Good thing that too beacuse of condoms and all. man lub is over rated as toothpast my teeth are no wighter then when I used lemon sause. Holy shit Im missing some teeth... I think that may have somthing to do with this weird sexual exsperiance with the tooth fairy the other night... I dont remember what happend. Man dose that chick have some weird fetishis I never knew anyone who did some of that stuff... Well exsept the part with blood I know somone else like that, but It never went anywhere because she was so much older and everything... I will be older next year. Kinda weird when you think about what? shit where was that sentance going. Well anywhay I dont know what I am writting so maybe I should do stuff with things Erm bye bye whatsyourname I totally don't remember.
-some guy I think Im a guy let me check... Yep Im a dude.

*Demonica Darling?  I think this one is for you :wink:*

Dear Penumbral,

My sister, Demonica...... who likes to dress up like the tooth fairy and call herself  "John".....will be responding to this question from you.  It's my philosophy that the one who makes the mess gets to clean it up, if you know what I mean.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 17, 2004, 04:34:15 PM
Quote from: Joinee St. Trollax, ODDDear Bella,
        Please save my dog. Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a bendy straw...
Dear Trollax,

Is that rubber band wrapped around some cold hard cash?
Because otherwise..............
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 17, 2004, 04:38:46 PM
Quote from: GrundzDear Bella,
Looking at the previous questions and tasks these nuts have set before you got me wondering...

Are you in any way related to McGyver? (Or is it just one of those perfectly normal everday arrangements where we can never see you both in the same place at the same time?)

Thanks,
Konfused in Kalamazoo.

Dear Konfused,

I went to Kalamazoo once. :P

In fact, I have a photo of the old train station there.....that must have been the time that bank teller locked herself in the vault of a building that was about to be demolished, and no one but me even knew she was there.....much less how to get her out. Good thing I had that bendy straw in my pocket, isn't it?

I mean......um......McGyver? Who the hell is that? Never heard of the fellow.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 17, 2004, 04:40:49 PM
Quote from: Hotsuma
Quote from: GrundzDear Bella,
Looking at the previous questions and tasks these nuts have set before you got me wondering...

Are you in any way related to McGyver? (Or is it just one of those perfectly normal everday arrangements where we can never see you both in the same place at the same time?)

Thanks,
Konfused in Kalamazoo.

Well, she is a product a random body parts being put to gether so for all we know the IS McGyver!

:wink: Shhhh!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 17, 2004, 04:43:51 PM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragendear bella,

Whilst designing the DSS for DSS (I thus mean the discordian shopping squid) I was wondering wether it should bear 8 shopping bags or also other things.

And then a litle problem aside of that.....my last spanking has been a while now and i'm feeling kind of impovrished because of that


can u help me

Dear Dragen,

So sorry about your lack of spanking, but the only form of discipline with which I am familiar is to "accidentally" drop someone on their heads.  Perhaps my sister could be of assistance. :twisted:

PS: Demonica Honey? This one is for you too. You can thank me later, darling.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on January 17, 2004, 07:21:40 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragendear bella,

Whilst designing the DSS for DSS (I thus mean the discordian shopping squid) I was wondering wether it should bear 8 shopping bags or also other things.

And then a litle problem aside of that.....my last spanking has been a while now and i'm feeling kind of impovrished because of that


can u help me

Dear Dragen,

So sorry about your lack of spanking, but the only form of discipline with which I am familiar is to "accidentally" drop someone on their heads.  Perhaps my sister could be of assistance. :twisted:

PS: Demonica Honey? This one is for you too. You can thank me later, darling.

"this one is for you too" ? Has Demonica got a collection or a large plantation?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 17, 2004, 09:18:03 PM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragendear bella,

Whilst designing the DSS for DSS (I thus mean the discordian shopping squid) I was wondering wether it should bear 8 shopping bags or also other things.

And then a litle problem aside of that.....my last spanking has been a while now and i'm feeling kind of impovrished because of that


can u help me

Dear Dragen,

So sorry about your lack of spanking, but the only form of discipline with which I am familiar is to "accidentally" drop someone on their heads.  Perhaps my sister could be of assistance. :twisted:

PS: Demonica Honey? This one is for you too. You can thank me later, darling.

"this one is for you too" ? Has Demonica got a collection or a large plantation?

No.......this is the second "Dear Bella" letter I'm giving her to answer. Although, she does have that commune, remember?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on January 17, 2004, 09:49:41 PM
well what does it say about a community leader when she's out of town merely a week after she founded it. She must be evil :lol:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 17, 2004, 10:07:23 PM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragenwell what does it say about a community leader when she's out of town merely a week after she founded it. She must be evil :lol:
My little sister?
You're calling my little sister evil?
Smart man :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on January 17, 2004, 10:32:37 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragenwell what does it say about a community leader when she's out of town merely a week after she founded it. She must be evil :lol:
My little sister?
You're calling my little sister evil?
Smart man :twisted:

My ego is very happy thx to your comment :D
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Trollax on January 18, 2004, 01:51:39 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Joinee St. Trollax, ODDDear Bella,
        Please save my dog. Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a bendy straw...
Dear Trollax,

Is that rubber band wrapped around some cold hard cash?
Because otherwise..............

Yep, there's $300 in fifties, about $500 in 20's and some spare change I had lying around. I converted it to Euros so you can get more money for it when you exchange it. I put it in the freezer for about 9 hours too... I know your preferences  :wink:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on January 19, 2004, 08:02:42 AM
Quote from: Den Sorte DragenBaron von Poohbah's parents are nuts, don't know if it's genetic.

His mother is partly almond and his father is a walnut

>:D

Do you know him?  You must know him!
His mother is an almond and his father is a walnut, but his grandparents are filberts and pecans.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on January 19, 2004, 08:10:51 AM
Quote from: PenumbralDear John,

I am suffering from short term memory loss, and I can't remember why. The guy who dose that stuff gave me some info and stuff, but then I ate brownies and... Well they where really good... No Shit they where Great! And umm... My car had something to I think do with batter or putting maybe yogert. Whatever happend to that guy with the wood? Erm wood why when I talk to you dose it always go back to a subject like that. I have mutual but I can't remember what it is we are going to do. I wonder why I forgot maybe I should see a docter about that or talk to one of those people who tell you what to do when you have one of those problems like you know mental retardation or jacobs deseis. Man it would suck to have some sort of inherited desies you would like have it forever sept htat super female one where the girl has 3 X chromosones that dosent do anything. But you have to have sex to get a kid so I dont have any kids. Good thing that too beacuse of condoms and all. man lub is over rated as toothpast my teeth are no wighter then when I used lemon sause. Holy shit Im missing some teeth... I think that may have somthing to do with this weird sexual exsperiance with the tooth fairy the other night... I dont remember what happend. Man dose that chick have some weird fetishis I never knew anyone who did some of that stuff... Well exsept the part with blood I know somone else like that, but It never went anywhere because she was so much older and everything... I will be older next year. Kinda weird when you think about what? shit where was that sentance going. Well anywhay I dont know what I am writting so maybe I should do stuff with things Erm bye bye whatsyourname I totally don't remember.
-some guy I think Im a guy let me check... Yep Im a dude.

Dear Dude,

 Be grateful for short term memory loss.  Especially the free variety because some people are willing to pay big money for that.  As for the tooth fairy, well, everyone knows there is no tooth fairy.  That must have been an evil conspiracy memory implant and a figment of holographic imagination.  I'm sorry to say this post is also imaginary as are most of the people that you've met and spoken with in the last six months, including your parents.

Sorry.

Sincerely,
John.....er....Demonica

P.S.  Beware the midget
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on January 19, 2004, 08:21:55 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragendear bella,

Whilst designing the DSS for DSS (I thus mean the discordian shopping squid) I was wondering wether it should bear 8 shopping bags or also other things.

And then a litle problem aside of that.....my last spanking has been a while now and i'm feeling kind of impovrished because of that


can u help me

Dear Dragen,

So sorry about your lack of spanking, but the only form of discipline with which I am familiar is to "accidentally" drop someone on their heads.  Perhaps my sister could be of assistance. :twisted:

PS: Demonica Honey? This one is for you too. You can thank me later, darling.

Dear Dragen,


I have a nice spanking for you Dragen.........................would you like the 'jello paddle' or the 'pudding paddle'?

*Spanks Dragen before he has time to answer*  :wink:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on January 19, 2004, 11:19:01 AM
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragendear bella,

Whilst designing the DSS for DSS (I thus mean the discordian shopping squid) I was wondering wether it should bear 8 shopping bags or also other things.

And then a litle problem aside of that.....my last spanking has been a while now and i'm feeling kind of impovrished because of that


can u help me

Dear Dragen,

So sorry about your lack of spanking, but the only form of discipline with which I am familiar is to "accidentally" drop someone on their heads.  Perhaps my sister could be of assistance. :twisted:

PS: Demonica Honey? This one is for you too. You can thank me later, darling.

Dear Dragen,


I have a nice spanking for you Dragen.........................would you like the 'jello paddle' or the 'pudding paddle'?

*Spanks Dragen before he has time to answer*  :wink:


thank you very much ..........you're so kind :D

*always in for more* :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on January 19, 2004, 11:21:11 AM
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Den Sorte DragenBaron von Poohbah's parents are nuts, don't know if it's genetic.

His mother is partly almond and his father is a walnut

>:D

Do you know him?  You must know him!
His mother is an almond and his father is a walnut, but his grandparents are filberts and pecans.

Yeah probably, but they can't be coconuts (I know they don't migrate).

I heard you live in be-kinky-and-get-arrested-for-it-Utah? I really feel pity for you now *supporthug* :wink:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on January 19, 2004, 08:03:33 PM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Den Sorte DragenBaron von Poohbah's parents are nuts, don't know if it's genetic.

His mother is partly almond and his father is a walnut

>:D

Do you know him?  You must know him!
His mother is an almond and his father is a walnut, but his grandparents are filberts and pecans.

Yeah probably, but they can't be coconuts (I know they don't migrate).

I heard you live in be-kinky-and-get-arrested-for-it-Utah? I really feel pity for you now *supporthug* :wink:

<------------------------writing from jail cell

Thank you for the support hug   :D

1,000 spankings for you!   :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Anonymous on January 19, 2004, 08:24:24 PM
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Den Sorte DragenBaron von Poohbah's parents are nuts, don't know if it's genetic.

His mother is partly almond and his father is a walnut

>:D

Do you know him?  You must know him!
His mother is an almond and his father is a walnut, but his grandparents are filberts and pecans.

Yeah probably, but they can't be coconuts (I know they don't migrate).

I heard you live in be-kinky-and-get-arrested-for-it-Utah? I really feel pity for you now *supporthug* :wink:

<------------------------writing from jail cell

Thank you for the support hug   :D

1,000 spankings for you!   :twisted:

*very greatfull* :twisted:

I'ld go move to my older sister to CA (inviting yourself of course) instead of becomming a dehydrated flower in a big grey field.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Slarti on January 19, 2004, 08:24:38 PM
spankings are a silly thing
like a bundle of flaming string
they tie you up and burn your skin
to look without, first look within.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Anonymous on January 19, 2004, 08:25:32 PM
and yet again this was written by me Den Sorte Dragen

*angry* I want to be able to logon again  :cry:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on January 20, 2004, 12:49:10 AM
ARGH! IT BURNS!!! SOMONE HELP!!! AHHHHH!!!!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: on January 20, 2004, 12:53:34 AM
Quote from: HotsumaARGH! IT BURNS!!!

The sow is mine!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Rev Thwack on January 20, 2004, 01:37:56 AM
Dear Bella,
   Hopefully you can help me. Lately I've been having this problem... You see, never before did....    Will you stop it?   Sorry.  as I was saying, it seems that the bod....   I said stop! No matter how much you all scream and shout, it's not going to change a thing!     Sorry again. Where was I? Oh yea, the bodies seem to have decided to not stay completly dead. They are not moving around or anything, but they have this nasty habit of talking to me. I can hear them all the time, and it's getting.....    Look, do you want me to let the dog play with you again? Yea, that's right, shut the hell up!   As you can see, they get a bit distracting and I havn't had a good night's sleep in almost a week now. What can I....      Listen, I am almost done here. Unless you want to see just how far desicration of a corpse can go, I suggest you let me finish what I am doing!      Please, help me shut them up.

                                              Your friend in parts,
                                              Rev Thwack
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 20, 2004, 02:49:30 AM
Quote from: Rev ThwackDear Bella,
   Hopefully you can help me. Lately I've been having this problem... You see, never before did....    Will you stop it?   Sorry.  as I was saying, it seems that the bod....   I said stop! No matter how much you all scream and shout, it's not going to change a thing!     Sorry again. Where was I? Oh yea, the bodies seem to have decided to not stay completly dead. They are not moving around or anything, but they have this nasty habit of talking to me. I can hear them all the time, and it's getting.....    Look, do you want me to let the dog play with you again? Yea, that's right, shut the hell up!   As you can see, they get a bit distracting and I havn't had a good night's sleep in almost a week now. What can I....      Listen, I am almost done here. Unless you want to see just how far desicration of a corpse can go, I suggest you let me finish what I am doing!      Please, help me shut them up.

                                              Your friend in parts,
                                              Rev Thwack

Dear Rev Thwak,

Exactly how many bodies are we talking about here?
I need to know so that I can construct the correct number of voodoo poppets for my "anti-talking to Thwak once you are a dead body spell".
I hope it works, as I've never had occasion to use this particular incantation before.

Just to be on the safe side.....lock the bodies in with your empty pop cans, write a story for SssBella, and put a large piece of tin foil over your head.

Bella
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: slothrop23 on January 20, 2004, 03:11:28 AM
staple them to the wall.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 20, 2004, 03:12:21 AM
Quote from: slothrop23staple them to the wall.
Yeah, what he said.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on January 20, 2004, 07:21:29 PM
Quote from: Anonymous
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Den Sorte DragenBaron von Poohbah's parents are nuts, don't know if it's genetic.

His mother is partly almond and his father is a walnut

>:D

Do you know him?  You must know him!
His mother is an almond and his father is a walnut, but his grandparents are filberts and pecans.

Yeah probably, but they can't be coconuts (I know they don't migrate).

I heard you live in be-kinky-and-get-arrested-for-it-Utah? I really feel pity for you now *supporthug* :wink:

<------------------------writing from jail cell

Thank you for the support hug   :D

1,000 spankings for you!   :twisted:

*very greatfull* :twisted:

I'ld go move to my older sister to CA (inviting yourself of course) instead of becomming a dehydrated flower in a big grey field.

:shock:   Why didn't I think of that?  :idea:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Detachable on January 20, 2004, 07:23:38 PM
detachable demonica
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on January 20, 2004, 08:03:11 PM
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Anonymous
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Den Sorte DragenBaron von Poohbah's parents are nuts, don't know if it's genetic.

His mother is partly almond and his father is a walnut

>:D

Do you know him?  You must know him!
His mother is an almond and his father is a walnut, but his grandparents are filberts and pecans.

Yeah probably, but they can't be coconuts (I know they don't migrate).

I heard you live in be-kinky-and-get-arrested-for-it-Utah? I really feel pity for you now *supporthug* :wink:

<------------------------writing from jail cell

Thank you for the support hug   :D

1,000 spankings for you!   :twisted:

*very greatfull* :twisted:

I'ld go move to my older sister to CA (inviting yourself of course) instead of becomming a dehydrated flower in a big grey field.

:shock:   Why didn't I think of that?  :idea:


Maybe because you're getting contaminated with greyness .....hundreds of grey claws grabbing you, trying to pull you down in an unending hole of dullness and daily banality whilst you scream in despair for a saviour knowing that you're commune members can't reach you yet. It is in this moment, in that hour of utter helplesness and vulnerability that your true nature will show. For when Operation Barbarossa begins....ehm I mean: for when Demonica begins, the world will hold its breath!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 20, 2004, 09:29:36 PM
He's right you know, sister dear.
Time to break free from the shackles of greydom
and let you true evil genius shine forth. :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on January 20, 2004, 09:39:35 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHe's right you know, sister dear.
Time to break free from the shackles of greydom
and let you true evil genius shine forth. :twisted:

ehm I myself broke loose from 'the shackles of greydom' ....but this doesn't mean I have to give up shackles entirely I hope?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 20, 2004, 09:48:40 PM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHe's right you know, sister dear.
Time to break free from the shackles of greydom
and let you true evil genius shine forth. :twisted:

ehm I myself broke loose from 'the shackles of greydom' ....but this doesn't mean I have to give up shackles entirely I hope?
"They call me Jesus Christ and I tell you: Only who shackles will get shackled"

Sorry....I couldn't resist that one. :roll:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on January 20, 2004, 10:03:26 PM
*lol* *lol* *lol*

You're lack of resistance is much appreciated !
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Horab Fibslager on January 20, 2004, 10:52:01 PM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Anonymous
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Den Sorte DragenBaron von Poohbah's parents are nuts, don't know if it's genetic.

His mother is partly almond and his father is a walnut

>:D

Do you know him?  You must know him!
His mother is an almond and his father is a walnut, but his grandparents are filberts and pecans.

Yeah probably, but they can't be coconuts (I know they don't migrate).

I heard you live in be-kinky-and-get-arrested-for-it-Utah? I really feel pity for you now *supporthug* :wink:

<------------------------writing from jail cell

Thank you for the support hug   :D

1,000 spankings for you!   :twisted:

*very greatfull* :twisted:

I'ld go move to my older sister to CA (inviting yourself of course) instead of becomming a dehydrated flower in a big grey field.

:shock:   Why didn't I think of that?  :idea:


Maybe because you're getting contaminated with greyness .....hundreds of grey claws grabbing you, trying to pull you down in an unending hole of dullness and daily banality whilst you scream in despair for a saviour knowing that you're commune members can't reach you yet. It is in this moment, in that hour of utter helplesness and vulnerability that your true nature will show. For when Operation Barbarossa begins....ehm I mean: for when Demonica begins, the world will hold its breath!

or... maybe she's the hidden variable. the reason that mromon elders thought it would be perfectly ethical and moral abnd not make baby jesus cry or thje evil aliens from planets x destroy us all if they bribed olympics ppl to select theri city, then allow drinking in the bars, and worse mroe to let businesses to stay open after 5pm. ext thign you know they'll be importing meand paying me several hundred thousand dollars plus expenses to teach them "the way" and how to repent for their nublarosis in the eyes of the vogon supreme commander n0rverminder flaxengalder, savign not only utah froma painfull adn excurciatingly destructiove destruction but also the earth and the entire universe as well.


SAVE UTAH!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: on January 20, 2004, 11:45:14 PM
Time to griit your teeth and appreciate the god-damn poetry, mormon.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Horab Fibslager on January 20, 2004, 11:53:02 PM
i prefer to grit my teeth and appreciate bombing baghdad.

that always releaves the stress of a hard day of doing nothing and workign overtime.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on January 21, 2004, 12:47:40 AM
Quote from: horab
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Anonymous
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Den Sorte DragenBaron von Poohbah's parents are nuts, don't know if it's genetic.

His mother is partly almond and his father is a walnut

>:D

Do you know him?  You must know him!
His mother is an almond and his father is a walnut, but his grandparents are filberts and pecans.

Yeah probably, but they can't be coconuts (I know they don't migrate).

I heard you live in be-kinky-and-get-arrested-for-it-Utah? I really feel pity for you now *supporthug* :wink:

<------------------------writing from jail cell

Thank you for the support hug   :D

1,000 spankings for you!   :twisted:

*very greatfull* :twisted:

I'ld go move to my older sister to CA (inviting yourself of course) instead of becomming a dehydrated flower in a big grey field.

:shock:   Why didn't I think of that?  :idea:


Maybe because you're getting contaminated with greyness .....hundreds of grey claws grabbing you, trying to pull you down in an unending hole of dullness and daily banality whilst you scream in despair for a saviour knowing that you're commune members can't reach you yet. It is in this moment, in that hour of utter helplesness and vulnerability that your true nature will show. For when Operation Barbarossa begins....ehm I mean: for when Demonica begins, the world will hold its breath!

or... maybe she's the hidden variable. the reason that mromon elders thought it would be perfectly ethical and moral abnd not make baby jesus cry or thje evil aliens from planets x destroy us all if they bribed olympics ppl to select theri city, then allow drinking in the bars, and worse mroe to let businesses to stay open after 5pm. ext thign you know they'll be importing meand paying me several hundred thousand dollars plus expenses to teach them "the way" and how to repent for their nublarosis in the eyes of the vogon supreme commander n0rverminder flaxengalder, savign not only utah froma painfull adn excurciatingly destructiove destruction but also the earth and the entire universe as well.


SAVE UTAH!


I repeat with the words of Napoleon:

"When Demonica awakes the world (including Utah as epicentre)will tremble(certainly after having had tortillas with hot sauce the night before)"...I thinl I'm getting a bit zealous about this whole commune thing...my right arm keeps on rising when reading 'Duchess Demonica'.....maybe it's time for a 10-years step-by-step plane for world-domination.........we might be Utah-talibans in the Utah mountains or something
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on January 21, 2004, 04:44:14 AM
FUCK UTAH!!!!!

No offense to Momos...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Penumbral on January 21, 2004, 07:12:35 AM
Quote from: ZombieZombieZombieTime to griit your teeth and appreciate the god-damn poetry, mormon.
time eh... I knew you where the enemy!!!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: on January 21, 2004, 07:58:15 AM
Quote from: Penumbral
Quote from: ZombieZombieZombieTime to griit your teeth and appreciate the god-damn poetry, mormon.
time eh... I knew you where the enemy!!!


How long did it take you to figure that one out, genius?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Rev Thwack on January 21, 2004, 12:12:40 PM
hey now, no picking on Penumbral... that's my job... and I havn't done it in so long... Poor boy must be confused.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Penumbral on January 22, 2004, 01:36:06 AM
Quote from: Rev Thwackhey now, no picking on Penumbral... that's my job... and I havn't done it in so long... Poor boy must be confused.
:cry:  :?:  :oops:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on January 22, 2004, 06:13:23 PM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: horab
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Anonymous
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Den Sorte DragenBaron von Poohbah's parents are nuts, don't know if it's genetic.

His mother is partly almond and his father is a walnut

>:D

Do you know him?  You must know him!
His mother is an almond and his father is a walnut, but his grandparents are filberts and pecans.

Yeah probably, but they can't be coconuts (I know they don't migrate).

I heard you live in be-kinky-and-get-arrested-for-it-Utah? I really feel pity for you now *supporthug* :wink:

<------------------------writing from jail cell

Thank you for the support hug   :D

1,000 spankings for you!   :twisted:

*very greatfull* :twisted:

I'ld go move to my older sister to CA (inviting yourself of course) instead of becomming a dehydrated flower in a big grey field.

:shock:   Why didn't I think of that?  :idea:


Maybe because you're getting contaminated with greyness .....hundreds of grey claws grabbing you, trying to pull you down in an unending hole of dullness and daily banality whilst you scream in despair for a saviour knowing that you're commune members can't reach you yet. It is in this moment, in that hour of utter helplesness and vulnerability that your true nature will show. For when Operation Barbarossa begins....ehm I mean: for when Demonica begins, the world will hold its breath!

or... maybe she's the hidden variable. the reason that mromon elders thought it would be perfectly ethical and moral abnd not make baby jesus cry or thje evil aliens from planets x destroy us all if they bribed olympics ppl to select theri city, then allow drinking in the bars, and worse mroe to let businesses to stay open after 5pm. ext thign you know they'll be importing meand paying me several hundred thousand dollars plus expenses to teach them "the way" and how to repent for their nublarosis in the eyes of the vogon supreme commander n0rverminder flaxengalder, savign not only utah froma painfull adn excurciatingly destructiove destruction but also the earth and the entire universe as well.


SAVE UTAH!


I repeat with the words of Napoleon:

"When Demonica awakes the world (including Utah as epicentre)will tremble(certainly after having had tortillas with hot sauce the night before)"...I thinl I'm getting a bit zealous about this whole commune thing...my right arm keeps on rising when reading 'Duchess Demonica'.....maybe it's time for a 10-years step-by-step plane for world-domination.........we might be Utah-talibans in the Utah mountains or something

I dropped the 'F-Bomb' and watched the breathless shock drain the ash from the grey faces surrounding me....................

I dropped the 'F Bomb' a second time and added the phrase 'F*@$ing Napoleon'.............. the walls quivered......at the shock..........vibrating to the new and never before heard profane harmonic rate of Fucking Napoleon................ I ran, as the house imploded leaving in it's place a gaping smoke filled crater, blanketed with sordid grey rubble.

The stench of which was to boring to have a scent.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 22, 2004, 07:23:23 PM
*Bella bows in wonder to the lotus feet of her brave sister*

You dropped the F Bomb?  :shock:  :twisted:

Lard Lard, no doubt a mighty quaking shook the the earth (pronounced "arth") and the very angels themselves shook their fists and cried in despair as Brother Brigham turned over and over in his grave.

PS: On a brighter note, however.....the 29 wives of Brother Brigham rose from their graves to sing a haleluejah chorus in honor of Demonica, who refused to serve the forces of grey and knows when to call a fucking napolean a fucking napolean.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on January 22, 2004, 07:26:26 PM
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: horab
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Anonymous
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Den Sorte DragenBaron von Poohbah's parents are nuts, don't know if it's genetic.

His mother is partly almond and his father is a walnut

>:D

Do you know him?  You must know him!
His mother is an almond and his father is a walnut, but his grandparents are filberts and pecans.

Yeah probably, but they can't be coconuts (I know they don't migrate).

I heard you live in be-kinky-and-get-arrested-for-it-Utah? I really feel pity for you now *supporthug* :wink:

<------------------------writing from jail cell

Thank you for the support hug   :D

1,000 spankings for you!   :twisted:

*very greatfull* :twisted:

I'ld go move to my older sister to CA (inviting yourself of course) instead of becomming a dehydrated flower in a big grey field.

:shock:   Why didn't I think of that?  :idea:


Maybe because you're getting contaminated with greyness .....hundreds of grey claws grabbing you, trying to pull you down in an unending hole of dullness and daily banality whilst you scream in despair for a saviour knowing that you're commune members can't reach you yet. It is in this moment, in that hour of utter helplesness and vulnerability that your true nature will show. For when Operation Barbarossa begins....ehm I mean: for when Demonica begins, the world will hold its breath!

or... maybe she's the hidden variable. the reason that mromon elders thought it would be perfectly ethical and moral abnd not make baby jesus cry or thje evil aliens from planets x destroy us all if they bribed olympics ppl to select theri city, then allow drinking in the bars, and worse mroe to let businesses to stay open after 5pm. ext thign you know they'll be importing meand paying me several hundred thousand dollars plus expenses to teach them "the way" and how to repent for their nublarosis in the eyes of the vogon supreme commander n0rverminder flaxengalder, savign not only utah froma painfull adn excurciatingly destructiove destruction but also the earth and the entire universe as well.


SAVE UTAH!


I repeat with the words of Napoleon:

"When Demonica awakes the world (including Utah as epicentre)will tremble(certainly after having had tortillas with hot sauce the night before)"...I thinl I'm getting a bit zealous about this whole commune thing...my right arm keeps on rising when reading 'Duchess Demonica'.....maybe it's time for a 10-years step-by-step plane for world-domination.........we might be Utah-talibans in the Utah mountains or something

I dropped the 'F-Bomb' and watched the breathless shock drain the ash from the grey faces surrounding me....................

I dropped the 'F Bomb' a second time and added the phrase 'F*@$ing Napoleon'.............. the walls quivered......at the shock..........vibrating to the new and never before heard profane harmonic rate of Fucking Napoleon................ I ran, as the house imploded leaving in it's place a gaping smoke filled crater, blanketed with sordid grey rubble.

The stench of which was to boring to have a scent.

sounds like my job
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on January 23, 2004, 03:23:45 PM
this is becoming another meta-quotes topic...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on January 23, 2004, 05:32:14 PM
Quote from: Hotsumathis is becoming another meta-quotes topic...

Ya Really!
Do you think so?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: StarFish on January 24, 2004, 12:10:10 AM
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Hotsumathis is becoming another meta-quotes topic...

Ya Really!
Do you think so?

What happend to that one everyone tried to make it super long?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Horab Fibslager on January 24, 2004, 12:23:28 AM
Quote from: starfish
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Hotsumathis is becoming another meta-quotes topic...

Ya Really!
Do you think so?

What happend to that one everyone tried to make it super long?

it turned into a black hole and destroyed demonseed's mind....
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 24, 2004, 05:12:26 AM
Poor little Demon Seedling Number Three :cry:
Auntie Bella loves and misses her so.
I wonder where I could find a margarita with
which to console myself?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Horab Fibslager on January 24, 2004, 12:52:54 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomPoor little Demon Seedling Number Three :cry:
Auntie Bella loves and misses her so.
I wonder where I could find a margarita with
which to console myself?

certainly not in nocal. unfortunately caanada is also out of margaritas. you just have to wait 3 more hours :)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on January 24, 2004, 06:37:30 PM
I wonder if she was able to wait a whole three hours.
Or if she sunk low enough to settle for a beer?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on January 24, 2004, 06:45:00 PM
I have every reason to believe that the above poster is in reality a bombastical, hypocritical, pedantic, deceiving, hood-winking, given to run riot, planning shortsightedly, plotting dementedly,Prairie Squid!

Runaway ego!

*Squid alert... squid alert*  
(Goddess I hate lab accidents)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on January 24, 2004, 06:46:50 PM
Do you? I love lab accidents. A lab accident in the sperm bank made me what I am today. :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on January 24, 2004, 06:48:29 PM
Quote from: Malaria test subject #777Do you? I love lab accidents. A lab accident in the sperm bank made me what I am today. :twisted:

I knew it!  It has gone mad!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 24, 2004, 08:23:10 PM
Quote from: horab
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomPoor little Demon Seedling Number Three :cry:
Auntie Bella loves and misses her so.
I wonder where I could find a margarita with
which to console myself?

certainly not in nocal. unfortunately caanada is also out of margaritas. you just have to wait 3 more hours :)
You're right. I had to wait until this morning....right now in fact.
I'm drinking rum laced coffee at the moment. It's soooo good.

PS: Malaria person.....there is nothing low about a nice cold beer.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on January 24, 2004, 09:31:41 PM
Quote from: Duchess DemonicaI have every reason to believe that the above poster is in reality a bombastical, hypocritical, pedantic, deceiving, hood-winking, given to run riot, planning shortsightedly, plotting dementedly,Prairie Squid!

Runaway ego!

*Squid alert... squid alert*  
(Goddess I hate lab accidents)

huh? wh--*gets eaten*
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: not malaria test subject on January 24, 2004, 09:47:56 PM
Quote from: Hotsuma
Quote from: Duchess DemonicaI have every reason to believe that the above poster is in reality a bombastical, hypocritical, pedantic, deceiving, hood-winking, given to run riot, planning shortsightedly, plotting dementedly,Prairie Squid!

Runaway ego!

*Squid alert... squid alert*  
(Goddess I hate lab accidents)

huh? wh--*gets eaten*
I hope it isn't me :shock:
Now I'm scared to sign in.....wouldn't want anyone to guess who I am.

Damn those mosquitos, anyway!! :evil:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 26, 2004, 01:05:42 AM
Quote from: not malaria test subject
Quote from: Hotsuma
Quote from: Duchess DemonicaI have every reason to believe that the above poster is in reality a bombastical, hypocritical, pedantic, deceiving, hood-winking, given to run riot, planning shortsightedly, plotting dementedly,Prairie Squid!

Runaway ego!

*Squid alert... squid alert*  
(Goddess I hate lab accidents)

huh? wh--*gets eaten*
I hope it isn't me :shock:
Now I'm scared to sign in.....wouldn't want anyone to guess who I am.

Damn those mosquitos, anyway!! :evil:
Actually........yes.
I'm pretty sure she meant you. Good thing you didn't sign in, isn't it?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: on January 26, 2004, 09:24:59 AM
Dear Bella,

I'm getting back into doing a bit of work as an artist, and though I'm an amateur... I'd like your advice. Firstly, what type of art supplies do you think suit me? Should I try working with oils and charcoal, or would you suggest something a little more unconventional? (this is the lesser question)

Secondly, I'm looking for some inspiration... could you tell me a story that directly relates to my own personal struggle to find it within the self? (this is the greater question)

Any help you can offer will be greatly appreciated, and perhaps rewarded, if I can ever find a scanner once I'm finished with this endeavor.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 26, 2004, 09:35:18 AM
Dear Triple Z,

Ooh, an art question.  8)

What mediums have you worked with in the past? I dearly love to work with homemade tempura, or even with watercolors and then glaze with egg yolk mixed with just a bit of milk....gives a nice waxy finish. I think you would like it. Oils are always a good choice, though.

Greater question: a story, hmmm? Give me until tomorrow. I'm rather fried at the moment and don't want to screw this one up, as I love rewards.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on January 26, 2004, 08:48:52 PM
Dear Bella,
How can I avoid being eaten by prarie squids whenever one gets lose?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on January 26, 2004, 09:05:19 PM
run?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: on January 26, 2004, 09:58:33 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomDear Triple Z,

Ooh, an art question.  8)

What mediums have you worked with in the past? I dearly love to work with homemade tempura, or even with watercolors and then glaze with egg yolk mixed with just a bit of milk....gives a nice waxy finish. I think you would like it. Oils are always a good choice, though.
Mostly colored pencils, crayons, various types of lead, watercolors, and acrylic paint.

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Greater question: a story, hmmm? Give me until tomorrow. I'm rather fried at the moment and don't want to screw this one up, as I love rewards.

Ok.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on January 27, 2004, 01:49:59 AM
Quote from: HotsumaDear Bella,
How can I avoid being eaten by prarie squids whenever one gets lose?

She is probably about to tell you to drink tequila, but as of late some of them are building a tolerance to that sort of thing, so.....RUN!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 27, 2004, 01:56:26 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: HotsumaDear Bella,
How can I avoid being eaten by prarie squids whenever one gets lose?

She is probably about to tell you to drink tequila, but as of late some of them are building a tolerance to that sort of thing, so.....RUN!
He's right Hotsuma, I was going to advise you to carry a bottle of tequila everywhere you go.  :shock:
Run! is great advice, it's what I plan to do now.  

PS: If they get too close.....first stabinate and then RUN!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on January 27, 2004, 02:03:39 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: HotsumaDear Bella,
How can I avoid being eaten by prarie squids whenever one gets lose?

She is probably about to tell you to drink tequila, but as of late some of them are building a tolerance to that sort of thing, so.....RUN!
He's right Hotsuma, I was going to advise you to carry a bottle of tequila everywhere you go.  :shock:
Run! is great advice, it's what I plan to do now.  

PS: If they get too close.....first stabinate and then RUN!

You have to be very careful when you stabbinate them....they're quick, superfly quick.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on January 27, 2004, 02:04:56 AM
perhaps, but I could always just slow time, or accelerate it...or something...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Horab Fibslager on January 27, 2004, 05:04:43 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: HotsumaDear Bella,
How can I avoid being eaten by prarie squids whenever one gets lose?

She is probably about to tell you to drink tequila, but as of late some of them are building a tolerance to that sort of thing, so.....RUN!
He's right Hotsuma, I was going to advise you to carry a bottle of tequila everywhere you go.  :shock:
Run! is great advice, it's what I plan to do now.  

PS: If they get too close.....first stabinate and then RUN!

You have to be very careful when you stabbinate them....they're quick, superfly quick.

hadshot tot h face with an awp. it's got great accuracy at long distances, so you'll be good thre, especially ina prone postion, and it's uncanny ability to bring the frag no matter where the bullet hits, should guarantee a kill when dealign with the invulnerable prairie squid.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on January 27, 2004, 05:56:26 AM
I was thinking of a combo of tequila and gin that may work in repelling them.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 27, 2004, 08:00:08 AM
Quote from: ZombieZombieZombieDear Bella,

I'm getting back into doing a bit of work as an artist, and though I'm an amateur... I'd like your advice. Firstly, what type of art supplies do you think suit me? Should I try working with oils and charcoal, or would you suggest something a little more unconventional? (this is the lesser question)

Secondly, I'm looking for some inspiration... could you tell me a story that directly relates to my own personal struggle to find it within the self? (this is the greater question)

Any help you can offer will be greatly appreciated, and perhaps rewarded, if I can ever find a scanner once I'm finished with this endeavor.

Alright, as to the first question: There are two ways to go here. The first is to use oils and charcoal. I think you would like them, and they have some advantages over other mediums. They stay wet longer and are more easily manipulated once they have been applied - for instance, one can wipe them off and start over with no harm done. I like the sheen of oils and they way them blend and flow together. You can also have one layer shine through a layer that is applied at a later date. On the down side, oils take forever to dry, and if you are used to the sharper edges acrylics have to offer, you might be disappointed.

The second way is to go with a more unconventional medium - or combination of mediums. I love to make paint by using egg yolk and pigment - homemade tempura. It gives a sort of stained glass effect. But there are all sorts of unusual mediums for you to try. I suggest you decide what images you want to work with and then see which medium will give you the results you are trying to achieve.

Now for the greater question: Here??s your story

There was a young man who was busy paying so much attention to the details of his life that he sometimes missed the big picture. He was smart and worked hard to upgrade his skills, applying himself and finding satisfaction in the effort. Time passed and we come to the present when our hero is questioning his own actions and judgment. Responsibilities weigh heavily on him, as he realizes there is a price to be paid for facing up to one??s responsibilities and keeping one??s word - whether to oneself or to others. As a result, he experiences both rewards and losses that cannot be avoided. Because of this he begins to examine and change his goals in life. He is afraid that he may lose something real and enduring if he does not get back in touch with his creativity and his core values. What he does not realize is that  he has never lost that which he seeks?ñ?ñthe answers lie in the dream world.  The stories and images and inspiration he is looking for are available to him in both the dreaming and the meditative states.

PS: If you want more detail regarding the story....send me a PM.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on February 03, 2004, 07:56:28 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: ZombieZombieZombieDear Bella,

I'm getting back into doing a bit of work as an artist, and though I'm an
amateur... I'd like your advice.
Firstly, what type of art supplies do you think suit me?
Should I try working with oils and charcoal, or would you
suggest something a little more unconventional?
(this is the lesser question)


Secondly, I'm looking for some inspiration... could you tell me a story that directly relates to my own personal struggle to find it within the self? (this is the greater question)

Any help you can offer will be greatly appreciated, and perhaps rewarded, if I can ever find a scanner once I'm finished with this endeavor.

Alright, as to the first question: There are two ways to go here. The first is to use oils and charcoal.
I think you would like them,
Blah blah blah blah blah blah........................................................................
..............................................................................
.........................................................
Now for the greater question: Here??s your story

There was a young man who was busy paying so much attention...........................blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah................................
.............................................
.......................................................................................
.......................................................................................
...................
.........................

PS: If you want more detail regarding the story....send me a PM.

Dear Bella,

I sent you a PM and you did not answer.
How can I get details if you do not send me details when I send you a PM.
If you think the details are none of my business (which I am starting to believe)
I would pay big money for them.  I have squids.

Duchess
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on February 03, 2004, 10:13:22 PM
Dear Bella,

I'm not your ex, am I? My friend slothrop says your sister is indeed dangerous and that her writing the words doom doom doom doom, etc. over my head might be a bad sign. But he also assures me (sort of) that I'm probably safe unless I'm your ex. This damn fever does wierd things to my brain and I can't be sure you and I were never hitched. Please say no and give me some peace of mind.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on February 04, 2004, 08:55:38 AM
Quote from: Malaria test subject #777Dear Bella,

I'm not your ex, am I? My friend slothrop says your sister is indeed dangerous and that her writing the words doom doom doom doom, etc. over my head might be a bad sign. But he also assures me (sort of) that I'm probably safe unless I'm your ex. This damn fever does wierd things to my brain and I can't be sure you and I were never hitched. Please say no and give me some peace of mind.

I have a small reference manual with a list of Bella's ex's if you would like to search for your name.

If you are looking for the names of my ex's however...............I have a large encyclopedia collection and the research could take weeks.

Don't go looking for any bodies though, you won't find any.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 04, 2004, 09:19:27 AM
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Malaria test subject #777Dear Bella,

I'm not your ex, am I? My friend slothrop says your sister is indeed dangerous and that her writing the words doom doom doom doom, etc. over my head might be a bad sign. But he also assures me (sort of) that I'm probably safe unless I'm your ex. This damn fever does wierd things to my brain and I can't be sure you and I were never hitched. Please say no and give me some peace of mind.

I have a small reference manual with a list of Bella's ex's if you would like to search for your name.

If you are looking for the names of my ex's however...............I have a large encyclopedia collection and the research could take weeks.

Don't go looking for any bodies though, you won't find any.
No need to go looking for the bodies.....I have a map and would willingly
part with it for the right price.  :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on February 04, 2004, 09:21:51 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Malaria test subject #777Dear Bella,

I'm not your ex, am I? My friend slothrop says your sister is indeed dangerous and that her writing the words doom doom doom doom, etc. over my head might be a bad sign. But he also assures me (sort of) that I'm probably safe unless I'm your ex. This damn fever does wierd things to my brain and I can't be sure you and I were never hitched. Please say no and give me some peace of mind.

I have a small reference manual with a list of Bella's ex's if you would like to search for your name.

If you are looking for the names of my ex's however...............I have a large encyclopedia collection and the research could take weeks.

Don't go looking for any bodies though, you won't find any.
No need to go looking for the bodies.....I have a map and would willingly
part with it for the right price.  :twisted:

Since when am I a map pray tell?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 04, 2004, 09:51:32 AM
Shhh......I was trying not to incriminate you, Hotsuma.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Rev Thwack on February 04, 2004, 08:38:51 PM
I am able to incriminate hotsuma and would willingly do so for the right price.  :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: riff on February 05, 2004, 06:44:46 AM
I bid forty-'leven skeeball tickets.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Trollax on February 05, 2004, 06:50:21 AM
Dear Bella...
How does one escape from love?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: riff on February 05, 2004, 06:55:41 AM
Gnaw your own foot off.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on February 05, 2004, 06:59:44 AM
Quote from: Joinee St. Trollax, ODDHow does one escape from love?

Why would you want to?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Rev Thwack on February 05, 2004, 12:05:15 PM
Fake a headache.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on February 05, 2004, 11:11:58 PM
Laugh at it.
Love only hurts when you take it (or yourself) too seriously.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 06, 2004, 05:33:02 AM
Quote from: Joinee St. Trollax, ODDDear Bella...
How does one escape from love?

You don't...and you don't want to.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 06, 2004, 05:36:41 AM
Quote from: Joinee St. Trollax, ODDDear Bella...
How does one escape from love?
Dear Trollax,

What Hugh said.

PS: And what the others said, too. There is no one right answer....you just have to muddle along and do your best like the rest of us.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 06, 2004, 09:49:08 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Joinee St. Trollax, ODDDear Bella...
How does one escape from love?
Dear Trollax,

What Hugh said.

PS: And what the others said, too. There is no one right answer....you just have to muddle along and do your best like the rest of us.

And the annoying thing is that sometimes there are no answers until hindsight can give them to you...ie. You have to go through it first. Try to take it for what it's worth and learn from it. But if you try to escape you'll only run around in a big circle.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Rev Thwack on February 06, 2004, 01:48:34 PM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Joinee St. Trollax, ODDDear Bella...
How does one escape from love?
Dear Trollax,

What Hugh said.

PS: And what the others said, too. There is no one right answer....you just have to muddle along and do your best like the rest of us.

And the annoying thing is that sometimes there are no answers until hindsight can give them to you...ie. You have to go through it first. Try to take it for what it's worth and learn from it. But if you try to escape you'll only run around in a big circle.

Until you realize that there is a rope with one end tied to you neck and the other end tied to a post in the ground. Fucking rope.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: EvilPoet on February 09, 2004, 07:47:52 PM
Amy Maran asks Bella:

QuoteWhy do homeless people always live on the dirty streets of a huge
city like New York? If I were homeless, I would spend my life getting
to Hawaii or someplace warm and beautiful, and be homeless there.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Rev Thwack on February 09, 2004, 07:55:36 PM
Dear Bella:

  I've been looking at investing in the stock market lately, and I've been hearing a lot about this company named SCO. Would they be a good choice for me to invest my life savings (plus next months rent) in?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 10, 2004, 08:58:08 PM
Quote from: EvilPoetAmy Maran asks Bella:

QuoteWhy do homeless people always live on the dirty streets of a huge
city like New York? If I were homeless, I would spend my life getting
to Hawaii or someplace warm and beautiful, and be homeless there.
So would I....Hawaii would be my first choice because I grew up there and it's a better place than most to be homeless. In fact, I lived in a tent on the beach there for a while when I was between apartments. Not a bad life at all.

But....at least around here....many of the homeless are mental health patients, *battered women, people with drug and/or alcohol addictions, etc. They stick around because it's what they know and they feel at home in the area, they have friends and family, they understand the local system of resources, or they feel too hopeless to envision a better life in a better place. Also because they are too distracted by the necessity of making it through each day to plan for the future.

*Statistics from the Justice Dept. show that up to 50% of women and children who are homeless are on the street to avoid violence and/or sexual assault in the home.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 10, 2004, 09:03:51 PM
Quote from: Rev ThwackDear Bella:

  I've been looking at investing in the stock market lately, and I've been hearing a lot about this company named SCO. Would they be a good choice for me to invest my life savings (plus next months rent) in?
What you shouldn't do is ask me......psychics are notoriously bad at handling money.
That's why it's illegal for us to give advice on the stock market, legal issues, or medical problems.
But I like to live dangerously, so here goes.......the cards say go ask a financial advisor about the stock. Bella says see the question above....and never ever ever bet next month's rent money on anything. Remember Sky Masterson from Guys and Dolls? Bet next month's rent money and you're going to end up with cider in your ear, Thwak dear.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Iron Sulfide on February 11, 2004, 02:43:19 AM
Dear Bella,

luck with the ladies has been, while not bad, rather weird.

i think eris is playing tiddly winks with my sex life.

the basic run down goes:

one was crazy (like, xanax and pheno crazy), 3 were cheaters, one was
a cheater and also crazy, and left me for my "gay" best friend, another
only wanted a slice of my nut-berry pie, another let me believe she was
interested while she wasn't at all interested, another one dumped me
because i was, and i quote, "too nice...", another used me as a piece of
meat...

the most recent one just found out she's 1 month pregnant from her ex.
(i knew i shouldn't have said "what else can you throw at me eris?" while
drunk and pissed off a few weenends ago...)

any fnording clue what's going on here bella?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: CaffeinatrixXx on February 11, 2004, 02:51:19 AM
maybe eris wants you for herself?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Iron Sulfide on February 11, 2004, 03:09:59 AM
goddess i hope not.

no offense to eris...i mean she's hot and all but...

that it.....i ahve to do this now....

read my next post:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Iron Sulfide on February 11, 2004, 03:13:25 AM
[import from 1kbwc]

[Just Friends]

Hey Honny,
i'm sorry, it really isn't working.
i'm sure we can just be friends.
no matter what happens between us,
you'll always be my friend. i just want you to know
that it's not you,
it's me.
-signed Pope Nietzsche, Saint Bastard, KSC, et al.


playing this card render's eris' (even potential) attraction null.

that's right eris. i'm literally playing the "Just Friends" card.

take that!!!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 11, 2004, 03:17:35 AM
This is great......we'll have to make sure Thwak sees it.
Eris has been toying with his affections, too.
I read about it on his website.

PS: I'll answer your question after a bit of thought and a margarita (or two). I'm wiped out right now.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Trollax on February 11, 2004, 04:52:04 AM
Serious question...
How do you find roses two days from valentine's day on the cheap?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on February 11, 2004, 04:57:15 AM
Quote from: Joinee St. Trollax, ODDSerious question...
How do you find roses two days from valentine's day on the cheap?

Hahahahahahahahaha!

You don't.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 11, 2004, 04:59:51 AM
Serious answer: Call around to every florist and nursery in town and beg if you have to.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Trollax on February 11, 2004, 05:11:07 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomSerious answer: Call around to every florist and nursery in town and beg if you have to.
Heh, no what am I thinking? I just go to the wholesale flower market at 8 AM tomorrow and buy a dozen for a pittance...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Rev Thwack on February 11, 2004, 11:31:27 AM
I always used to get as many roses as I wanted all for just one soul...




Of course, it was the soul of the florist, but hey, whatever works.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on February 11, 2004, 06:01:29 PM
Quote from: Rev ThwackI always used to get as many roses as I wanted all for just one soul...




Of course, it was the soul of the florist, but hey, whatever works.

I once heard of a Rose florist like that.  She also had a lot of friends named Rose.   Roses are hard to find, especially cheap ones,  but when you do................don't let them go..............those crazy wild and kinky girls   :wink:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Iron Sulfide on February 11, 2004, 07:38:15 PM
OH! OH! OH HO HO!!!!


i forgot to mention a slight detail...one of those cheaters on my track
record (the most recent ex) is also a mormon.

a MORMON!

that's right, pity me!!!!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Penumbral on February 11, 2004, 07:52:43 PM
Dear Bella,
arsenic or sciaenid?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on February 11, 2004, 07:54:27 PM
Dear Penumbral,
It's spelled Cyanide
         sincerly,
             Hotsuma
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on February 12, 2004, 02:36:09 AM
I was just gonna say that
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on February 13, 2004, 05:05:22 AM
Quote from: Saint*BastardOH! OH! OH HO HO!!!!


i forgot to mention a slight detail...one of those cheaters on my track
record (the most recent ex) is also a mormon.

a MORMON!

that's right, pity me!!!!

:shock:

So Sorry!!!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 13, 2004, 05:09:01 AM
Quote from: Saint*Bastard[import from 1kbwc]

[Just Friends]

Hey Honny,
i'm sorry, it really isn't working.
i'm sure we can just be friends.
no matter what happens between us,
you'll always be my friend. i just want you to know
that it's not you,
it's me.
-signed Pope Nietzsche, Saint Bastard, KSC, et al.


playing this card render's eris' (even potential) attraction null.

that's right eris. i'm literally playing the "Just Friends" card.

take that!!!

Um *quietly* you might not want to tell a goddess how to behave...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 13, 2004, 08:31:19 AM
Quote from: PenumbralDear Bella,
arsenic or sciaenid?
Depends on which scent you prefer.
Aresenic is odorless and cyanide smells of almonds.
Just like my hand cream.
:shock:  :shock:  :shock:

Demonica? Honey? You haven't been playing with my hand cream again, have you?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on February 13, 2004, 08:37:40 AM
:twisted:

Muuuuuuuaaaaahahahahaha!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on February 13, 2004, 09:04:08 AM
youre worried about Demonica?
Hell, Ide worry about Devil Squirelle
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 13, 2004, 09:05:30 AM
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXxyoure worried about Demonica?
Hell, Ide worry about Devil Squirelle
Sweetheart! Where do you think DS learned her evil evil ways?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on February 13, 2004, 09:05:47 AM
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXxyoure worried about Demonica?
Hell, Ide worry about Devil Squirelle

Evil DS!

:twisted:

*runs from squerrel*
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 13, 2004, 09:16:02 AM
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXxyoure worried about Demonica?
Hell, Ide worry about Devil Squirelle

Evil DS!

:twisted:

*runs from squerrel*

Sometimes running is the best thing to do.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 13, 2004, 09:16:58 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXxyoure worried about Demonica?
Hell, Ide worry about Devil Squirelle

Evil DS!

:twisted:

*runs from squerrel*

Sometimes running is the best thing to do.
And sometimes it's the only thing to do.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on February 13, 2004, 09:18:43 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXxyoure worried about Demonica?
Hell, Ide worry about Devil Squirelle

Evil DS!

:twisted:

*runs from squerrel*

Sometimes running is the best thing to do.

Too bad it's a treadmill..............
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 13, 2004, 09:20:12 AM
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXxyoure worried about Demonica?
Hell, Ide worry about Devil Squirelle

Evil DS!

:twisted:

*runs from squerrel*

Sometimes running is the best thing to do.

Too bad it's a treadmill..............


Shh! Not so loud! squrriels have very sharp ears.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on February 13, 2004, 09:21:49 AM
Do you have any shackles and chains I could borrow......................or a leash?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 13, 2004, 09:26:56 AM
Quote from: Duchess DemonicaDo you have any shackles and chains I could borrow......................or a leash?

Possibly, but don't let the squirrel see me giving them to you.

*stealthily hands aformentioned items to Duchess so that DS can't see*
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on February 13, 2004, 09:44:49 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXxyoure worried about Demonica?
Hell, Ide worry about Devil Squirelle
Sweetheart! Where do you think DS learned her evil evil ways?
true that, but DS is the one with teh extensive nut collection (unless you can count  Demonica Friends then she might win then)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 13, 2004, 09:48:05 AM
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXxyoure worried about Demonica?
Hell, Ide worry about Devil Squirelle
Sweetheart! Where do you think DS learned her evil evil ways?
true that, but DS is the one with teh extensive nut collection (unless you can count  Demonica Friends then she might win then)

Just who are you calling a nut collection, hmm?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on February 13, 2004, 09:49:39 AM
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXxyoure worried about Demonica?
Hell, Ide worry about Devil Squirelle
Sweetheart! Where do you think DS learned her evil evil ways?
true that, but DS is the one with teh extensive nut collection (unless you can count  Demonica Friends then she might win then)

So............You've met my friends?   :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 13, 2004, 09:50:16 AM
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXxyoure worried about Demonica?
Hell, Ide worry about Devil Squirelle
Sweetheart! Where do you think DS learned her evil evil ways?
true that, but DS is the one with teh extensive nut collection (unless you can count  Demonica Friends then she might win then)

So............You've met my friends?   :twisted:
And family, Darling.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 13, 2004, 10:02:46 AM
I highly resemble being called a collection of nuts.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on February 13, 2004, 10:08:59 AM
macadamia?

You are a welcome addition to our nutty clan
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 13, 2004, 10:11:25 AM
Quote from: Duchess Demonicamacadamia?

You are a welcome addition to our nutty clan

that name suits me just fine. I used to be known as a pecan, but macadamia sounds more exotic...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on February 13, 2004, 10:13:29 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Duchess Demonicamacadamia?

You are a welcome addition to our nutty clan

that name suits me just fine. I used to be known as a pecan, but macadamia sounds more exotic...

Pecan?

I had a pecan once but it flew away   :evil:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 13, 2004, 10:14:19 AM
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Duchess Demonicamacadamia?

You are a welcome addition to our nutty clan

that name suits me just fine. I used to be known as a pecan, but macadamia sounds more exotic...

Pecan?

I had a pecan once but it flew away   :evil:

We like flying, actually.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on February 13, 2004, 10:30:03 AM
:lol:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 13, 2004, 10:33:28 AM
Quote from: Duchess Demonica:lol:


I can be a flying macadamian pecan!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Iron Sulfide on February 14, 2004, 03:55:58 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Saint*Bastard[import from 1kbwc]

[Just Friends]

Hey Honny,
i'm sorry, it really isn't working.
i'm sure we can just be friends.
no matter what happens between us,
you'll always be my friend. i just want you to know
that it's not you,
it's me.
-signed Pope Nietzsche, Saint Bastard, KSC, et al.


playing this card render's eris' (even potential) attraction null.

that's right eris. i'm literally playing the "Just Friends" card.

take that!!!

Um *quietly* you might not want to tell a goddess how to behave...

oh, it's okay. i think me and eris worked things out (kinda)...

she played [Nana's Words of Wisdom] on me in our on going, real-time
game of 1kbwc.

the only caption on that card is:
"Nevah marry a shikza! Oi Vey!"

kinda makes sense now. basically, i need to find me a nice discordian
gal. it's the only option i have left, for starters. and for another, i wasn't
completely convinced that there were discordian women at all until i
stumbled on this site. there seriously should be more discordian gals.

why is it, do you think, that the discordian populace tends to be
predominantly male?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Anonymous on February 14, 2004, 04:00:46 AM
Quote from: Saint*BastardDear Bella,

luck with the ladies has been, while not bad, rather weird.

i think eris is playing tiddly winks with my sex life.

the basic run down goes:

one was crazy (like, xanax and pheno crazy), 3 were cheaters, one was
a cheater and also crazy, and left me for my "gay" best friend, another
only wanted a slice of my nut-berry pie, another let me believe she was
interested while she wasn't at all interested, another one dumped me
because i was, and i quote, "too nice...", another used me as a piece of
meat...

the most recent one just found out she's 1 month pregnant from her ex.
(i knew i shouldn't have said "what else can you throw at me eris?" while
drunk and pissed off a few weenends ago...)

any fnording clue what's going on here bella?
The only way I know how to answer this question is to consult my tarot cards.
You want me to answer your here on the board or in a pm?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Anonymous on February 14, 2004, 04:01:43 AM
Quote from: Anonymous
Quote from: Saint*BastardDear Bella,

luck with the ladies has been, while not bad, rather weird.

i think eris is playing tiddly winks with my sex life.

the basic run down goes:

one was crazy (like, xanax and pheno crazy), 3 were cheaters, one was
a cheater and also crazy, and left me for my "gay" best friend, another
only wanted a slice of my nut-berry pie, another let me believe she was
interested while she wasn't at all interested, another one dumped me
because i was, and i quote, "too nice...", another used me as a piece of
meat...

the most recent one just found out she's 1 month pregnant from her ex.
(i knew i shouldn't have said "what else can you throw at me eris?" while
drunk and pissed off a few weenends ago...)

any fnording clue what's going on here bella?
The only way I know how to answer this question is to consult my tarot cards.
You want me to answer you here on the board or in a pm?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 14, 2004, 04:04:20 AM
Just stay away from those goy shikzas, okay?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 14, 2004, 04:05:09 AM
Quote from: Anonymous
Quote from: Anonymous
Quote from: Saint*BastardDear Bella,

luck with the ladies has been, while not bad, rather weird.

i think eris is playing tiddly winks with my sex life.

the basic run down goes:

one was crazy (like, xanax and pheno crazy), 3 were cheaters, one was
a cheater and also crazy, and left me for my "gay" best friend, another
only wanted a slice of my nut-berry pie, another let me believe she was
interested while she wasn't at all interested, another one dumped me
because i was, and i quote, "too nice...", another used me as a piece of
meat...

the most recent one just found out she's 1 month pregnant from her ex.
(i knew i shouldn't have said "what else can you throw at me eris?" while
drunk and pissed off a few weenends ago...)

any fnording clue what's going on here bella?
The only way I know how to answer this question is to consult my tarot cards.
You want me to answer you here on the board or in a pm?
How weird....I was logged in because it let me edit and then...bam - Eris knocked me off the board. Obviously that was me above, though.

PS: You reckon it's because I said I would send Demonica the recipe to Eris Bitchslap Punch?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 14, 2004, 04:08:00 AM
That could be, but hmmmm.........*checks Thoth deck*.................
4 of pentacles/disks......"power"

there you go. Eris has the power.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 14, 2004, 04:17:17 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCThat could be, but hmmmm.........*checks Thoth deck*.................
4 of pentacles/disks......"power"

there you go. Eris has the power.
She sure does.....my head is still ringing.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Iron Sulfide on February 14, 2004, 04:25:10 AM
hmm....i don't care too much aboot privacy....

sure, do me a tarot on the boards if you want...or whatever...
i don't really have a preference.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 14, 2004, 04:25:10 AM
Is that your phone I hear ringing?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: EvilPoet on February 14, 2004, 05:23:43 AM
Quotegoy shikzas
Quote from: WikipediaGoy (plural, Goyim) refers to a Gentile, i.e. non-Jew. Usually considered derogatory, Goy is literally the Hebrew word for nation (which could be applied to the Jewish nation as well).

An offensive term for a Gentile is Shiksaif used for a woman and Shegetz if used for a man (literally meaning abomination). Shegetz is usually used to describe an anti-Semitic man. Shiksa is usually used to describe a Goy woman who is married to or dating a Jewish man.

It should be noted that while all of these terms may not be meant offensively by their users, they will almost always be perceived as offensive by those they are used in reference to.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 14, 2004, 09:02:02 AM
Quote from: EvilPoet
Quotegoy shikzas
Quote from: WikipediaGoy (plural, Goyim) refers to a Gentile, i.e. non-Jew. Usually considered derogatory, Goy is literally the Hebrew word for nation (which could be applied to the Jewish nation as well).

An offensive term for a Gentile is Shiksaif used for a woman and Shegetz if used for a man (literally meaning abomination). Shegetz is usually used to describe an anti-Semitic man. Shiksa is usually used to describe a Goy woman who is married to or dating a Jewish man.

It should be noted that while all of these terms may not be meant offensively by their users, they will almost always be perceived as offensive by those they are used in reference to.

Ah...screw the damned Goyim! Who cares what they think?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: EvilPoet on February 14, 2004, 12:53:03 PM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCAh...screw the damned Goyim! Who cares what they think?
Ah....screw the damned Discordians! Who cares what they think?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 14, 2004, 03:40:20 PM
oi carumba!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Iron Sulfide on February 14, 2004, 07:47:54 PM
it' weird though because i always wanted to marry a Shikza.

well, shikza relative to what i believe...i'd really like to shack up with a
jewish chick, that'd be cool.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: EvilPoet on February 18, 2004, 03:50:04 AM
Dear Bella,

Which is worse, Dante's Inferno or the eternal struggle of Sisyphus?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Trollax on February 18, 2004, 04:38:14 AM
Quote from: EvilPoetDear Bella,

Which is worse, Dante's Inferno or the eternal struggle of Sisyphus?

Sisyphus is happy, Dante's inferno is far worse... at least sisyphus has a chance to think rather than being eternally tortured... Besides... an eternity pushing a gigantic rock up a hill would make a guy pretty buff.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on February 18, 2004, 05:08:33 AM
Peotry.su--err...wrong thread...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: EvilPoet on February 18, 2004, 01:00:42 PM
Quote from: Joinee St. Trollax, ODDat least sisyphus has a chance to think rather than being eternally tortured...
So, in your opinion, this description below is not torture?

Quote from: Albert CamusThe gods had condemned Sisyphus to ceaselessly rolling a rock to the top of a mountain, whence the stone would fall back of its own weight. They had thought with some reason that there is no more dreadful punishment than futile and hopeless labor.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 18, 2004, 10:56:49 PM
Quote from: EvilPoet
Dear Bella,

Which is worse, Dante's Inferno or the eternal struggle of Sisyphus?

Dear EvilPoet,

Dante's Inferno is worse.  See below for more:

Quote from: EvilPoet
Quote from: Joinee St. Trollax, ODDat least sisyphus has a chance to think rather than being eternally tortured...
So, in your opinion, this description below is not torture?

Quote from: Albert CamusThe gods had condemned Sisyphus to ceaselessly rolling a rock to the top of a mountain, whence the stone would fall back of its own weight. They had thought with some reason that there is no more dreadful punishment than futile and hopeless labor.
I disagree with Albert Camus, and submit that he was most probably not subjected to physical torture. Futile and hopeless labor is indeed terrible - but it is, in my opinion, a lesser form of torture.

Properly applied physical torture is worse, in that it always encompasses both psychological and physical torment. In addition to the infliction of intense and inescapable pain, torture strips away one's sense of self and all hope, and leaves one with no comforting illusions regarding personal power and strength. Everything of value is transferred from the victim to the abuser and this is the ultimate lesson in futility.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: EvilPoet on February 19, 2004, 01:33:56 AM
Thanks for the replies Trollax and Bella, much appreciated. :D
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 19, 2004, 01:36:39 AM
Quote from: EvilPoetThanks for the replies Trollax and Bella, much appreciated. :D
Welcome 8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on February 19, 2004, 06:48:51 AM
Dear Bella,

Which shall I use?

The gloss and polish soft hold hairspray?

or the 'fruity pebbles' maximum hold hairspray?





Also........................................do I have any visible panty lines?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 19, 2004, 08:47:24 AM
Quote from: Duchess DemonicaDear Bella,

Which shall I use?

The gloss and polish soft hold hairspray?

or the 'fruity pebbles' maximum hold hairspray?





Also........................................do I have any visible panty lines?

Both. One on top of the other.

PS: Only when you wear panties.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on February 19, 2004, 02:19:21 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Duchess DemonicaDear Bella,

Which shall I use?

The gloss and polish soft hold hairspray?

or the 'fruity pebbles' maximum hold hairspray?





Also........................................do I have any visible panty lines?

Both. One on top of the other.

PS: Only when you wear panties.
HAHAHAAA
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Trollax on February 20, 2004, 01:53:03 AM
Dear Bella,
How do I go all Super Menendez Bros. without landing in jail?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 20, 2004, 01:56:28 AM
Quote from: Joinee St. Trollax, ODDDear Bella,
How do I go all Super Menendez Bros. without landing in jail?
You don't.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on February 20, 2004, 02:50:28 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI broke my body at the gym yesterday.
-me-

Dear Bella,

Can't you just sew your body back together or whatever it is that Zombies do?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 20, 2004, 04:17:10 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI broke my body at the gym yesterday.
-me-

Dear Bella,

Can't you just sew your body back together or whatever it is that Zombies do?
What a good idea :P
I tried gluing myself back together with margaritas last night and guess what?
It didn't work :evil:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on February 20, 2004, 04:27:13 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI tried gluing myself back together with margaritas last night and guess what?
It didn't work :evil:

Ahhh - you didn't make the maragritas chunky enough then.  :)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 20, 2004, 04:29:09 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI tried gluing myself back together with margaritas last night and guess what?
It didn't work :evil:

Ahhh - you didn't make the maragritas chunky enough then.  :)
Ohh......is that the secret?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on February 20, 2004, 04:32:13 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOhh......is that the secret?

Yup. usually smooth is good but if you want to hold yourself together you need to keep the ice lumpy.

In extreme cases you may wish to consider leaving out all the other ingredients altogether and just drinking the tequila.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 20, 2004, 04:39:52 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOhh......is that the secret?

Yup. usually smooth is good but if you want to hold yourself together you need to keep the ice lumpy.

In extreme cases you may wish to consider leaving out all the other ingredients altogether and just drinking the tequila.
Hmmm....just so happens that I have an almost full bottle of tequila in the refrigerator right now, Guido.  8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on February 20, 2004, 04:48:14 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHmmm....just so happens that I have an almost full bottle of tequila in the refrigerator right now, Guido.  8)

Isn't having a full bottle of tequila considered to be a crime in the good state of California? So wouldn't you almost be committing a crime, right now?

You really should remedy that.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on February 20, 2004, 04:55:11 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHmmm....just so happens that I have an almost full bottle of tequila in the refrigerator right now, Guido.  8)

Isn't having a full bottle of tequila considered to be a crime in the good state of California? So wouldn't you almost be committing a crime, right now?

You really should remedy that.
A crime? Hmm.....I do believe you're right.
Yes, come ot think of it, I'm almost certain you're correct, Guido.
And I also have a full bottle of tequila.

Hold on.....be right back.

K, now I'm a law abiding citizen once more.
What a relief!

Wait......I'm not in California, I'm in New York. Is it a crime here too?
It must be. Oh well, bottoms up!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 20, 2004, 05:00:45 AM
Well, I certainly don't want to the be the only outlaw
among such a pair of upstanding citizens, now do I?

Time for me to obey the law, too.
Only, I just happen to have some margarita mix
in the fridge to go with the tequila.

You two are such a comfort to me. 8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on February 20, 2004, 05:05:18 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWell, I certainly don't want to the be the only outlaw among such a pair of upstanding citizens, now do I?

Indeed not. The system loves you and wants to be your friend. Obey the crab. Obey. OBEY!
































OBEY!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 20, 2004, 05:07:45 AM
Oh well, if I must, then I must.
But what a sacrifice to make....
and on Chaoflux of all nights, too.  :twisted:

PS: The system loves me???
Are you sure?
Scary thought :shock:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 20, 2004, 05:29:15 AM
Having a full bottle of tequila anywhere is just wrong, man.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 20, 2004, 05:35:44 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCHaving a full bottle of tequila anywhere is just wrong, man.
Yeah, well.....I must be alright now, then.
Because I no longer have a full bottle. :twisted:
And I had intended to be such a good little zombie tonight....sigh.

PS: Everyone here believed that last statement, right? :wink:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on February 20, 2004, 05:45:04 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomAnd I had intended to be such a good little zombie tonight....sigh.
PS: Everyone here believed that last statement, right? :wink:

Yes. We all believe that you intended to be good. Now that you got that out of the way, drink more. Small steps, Bella, small sips...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 20, 2004, 05:49:27 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomAnd I had intended to be such a good little zombie tonight....sigh.
PS: Everyone here believed that last statement, right? :wink:

Yes. We all believe that you intended to be good. Now that you got that out of the way, drink more. Small steps, Bella, small sips...
You're on to me, aren't you, Guido? :wink:
Oh, well.

::Bella finishes off one margarita and wanders off to find some more ice::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on February 20, 2004, 05:55:50 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYou're on to me, aren't you, Guido?

There's a little voice that keeps telling me that it takes one to know one.   :)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 20, 2004, 05:57:42 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYou're on to me, aren't you, Guido?

There's a little voice that keeps telling me that it takes one to know one.   :)
One what?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 20, 2004, 05:58:37 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYou're on to me, aren't you, Guido?

There's a little voice that keeps telling me that it takes one to know one.   :)
One what?

one of those.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 20, 2004, 05:59:37 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYou're on to me, aren't you, Guido?

There's a little voice that keeps telling me that it takes one to know one.   :)
One what?

one of those.
Drats!
You're onto me, too, aren't you, Hugh?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on February 20, 2004, 06:00:09 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOne what?
one of those.

Yeah, them too.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 20, 2004, 06:22:45 AM
Yeah...we got you.
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Post by: Guido Finucci on February 20, 2004, 06:25:19 AM
... in a presentation box with eleven others.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 20, 2004, 06:26:46 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci... in a presentation box with eleven others.
Other what?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on February 20, 2004, 06:28:42 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOther what?

Ones.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 20, 2004, 06:29:52 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOther what?

Ones.
Gotcha :wink:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 20, 2004, 06:31:18 AM
Yeah...you know....those.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 20, 2004, 09:10:23 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCYeah...you know....those.

Shhh.......everyone is going to want some of "those" if you don't stop talking about them.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 20, 2004, 09:11:36 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCYeah...you know....those.

Shhh.......everyone is going to want some of "those" if you don't stop talking about them.

Not of we cover 'those' with tequila and barbecue sauce.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 20, 2004, 09:13:21 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCYeah...you know....those.

Shhh.......everyone is going to want some of "those" if you don't stop talking about them.

Not of we cover 'those' with tequila and barbecue sauce.
Good idea.

PS: I found some more m&m's so I might actually live now.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 20, 2004, 09:14:43 AM
Yay! Life! Revive and reprismatize!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 20, 2004, 09:28:44 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCYay! Life! Revive and reprismatize!
And chocolatize!!!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Das Raddiche on February 25, 2004, 03:41:32 AM
I got a question for Bella WTF is a Grapeshot?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 25, 2004, 03:55:30 AM
Quote from: Malignus The MalignantI got a question for Bella WTF is a Grapeshot?
Only Grapeshot I know about is lead balls about the size of grapes that were used to fill the bore of a cannon. Then they shoved some powder in and fired it off into the enemy and mowed them down in a most devastating manner. I think it was mostly ships that used it.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 25, 2004, 04:17:24 AM
Grapeshot hurts.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on February 25, 2004, 04:59:30 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Malignus The MalignantI got a question for Bella WTF is a Grapeshot?
Only Grapeshot I know about is lead balls about the size of grapes ...

Bella is indeed right. Think of a shotgun but the size of a naval cannon. It was most often used for shredding sails - ships with no sails couldnt maneuver and bring their guns to bear so they were easily boarded or sunk.

<BLAM!> We just sunk Boneparte's Bathtub.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 25, 2004, 05:01:46 AM
QuoteDuchess Demonica
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SssBella, Oracle of Doom wrote:
Duchess Demonica wrote:
Dear Bella,






........................................do I have any visible panty lines?



PS: Only when you wear panties.  


*which is NEVER*



Oh Good.......................Thank You!
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Holding a hat-shaped hat
He held up two fingers and said 'how many fingers?'
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My sister, the vegetarian, just asked me, the meat eater, how to spell vegetarian.  

I just thought I would post here for the amusement of anyone who happens across this.
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Is one big prison yard.
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The rest of us are guards.

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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 11:52 pm    Post subject:      

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::snicker::
good times
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(and all cats)

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Title: Ask Bella
Post by: on February 25, 2004, 09:47:57 AM
Whats the point?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 25, 2004, 08:06:02 PM
Quote from: ZombieZombieZombieWhats the point?
Point of what, Triple Z?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Das Raddiche on February 26, 2004, 12:10:29 AM
cause there aint no use in turnin off yer light babe..... The light I never knowed..........
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 26, 2004, 12:16:27 AM
I'm on the dark side of the road
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Das Raddiche on February 26, 2004, 12:55:02 AM
.......with the rain falling on my shoes headed up to the east coast lord knows paid my dues gettin through........

P.S. i know they are 2 diff songs
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 26, 2004, 01:01:38 AM
I got a job in the Great Northwest   working as a cook for a spell,
but I never did like it all that much and one day the ax just fell........

PS: I know you know.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on February 26, 2004, 03:38:43 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Malignus The MalignantI got a question for Bella WTF is a Grapeshot?
Only Grapeshot I know about is lead balls about the size of grapes that were used to fill the bore of a cannon. Then they shoved some powder in and fired it off into the enemy and mowed them down in a most devastating manner. I think it was mostly ships that used it.

No no no no...................Bells Darling,  A grape shot is........................ :oops:  :shock: uh, never mind.......
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on February 26, 2004, 03:48:59 AM
is ...what?!? My mind is furiously boggling here (you may even be able to hear it). Please explain before I burst something.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on February 26, 2004, 03:50:10 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucciis ...what?!? My mind is furiously boggling here (you may even be able to hear it). Please explain before I burst something.

I dunno man...................I was trying to think of something............help me out here!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on February 26, 2004, 03:54:23 AM
Phew!  The first thing that came to mind was that a 'grape shot' sounded like it might be the same sort of thing as a 'money shot' and an impressionable youngin' like myself should definitely not be having the sorts of thoughts that soon followed, especially not about grapes.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 26, 2004, 04:02:40 AM
Quote from: Guido FinucciPhew!  The first thing that came to mind was that a 'grape shot' sounded like it might be the same sort of thing as a 'money shot' and an impressionable youngin' like myself should definitely not be having the sorts of thoughts that soon followed, especially not about grapes.
Huh? I don't even know what a money shot is....but it might be better if a sweet youngin' such as yourself didn't try to explain, Guido.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on February 26, 2004, 04:08:24 AM
Quote from: Guido FinucciPhew!  The first thing that came to mind was that a 'grape shot' sounded like it might be the same sort of thing as a 'money shot' and an impressionable youngin' like myself should definitely not be having the sorts of thoughts that soon followed, especially not about grapes.

:shock:

Hurry Guido.....................think of some horrendously horrid meaning to tell Bella....................... :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on February 26, 2004, 04:11:30 AM
Quote from: Duchess DemonicaHurry Guido.....................think of some horrendously horrid meaning to tell Bella....................... :twisted:

I would but I can't get those grapes out of my head. People are starting to wonder why I am blushing at work...  :oops:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on February 26, 2004, 04:53:25 AM
Grape Shot:


Ancient Egyptians believed the concord grape was the center of universal intelligence and emotion.

They also thought so little of the human brain that during mummification, they removed the brain entirely and filled it with grape jelly, aka 'grapeshot'.

He he he..............
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 26, 2004, 05:22:12 AM
Quote from: ZombieZombieZombieWhats the point?
The point of getting up is that one never knows when something or someone unexpected is going to come along. Some sort of twist of fate that takes a totally crappy and useless day and turns it right around for you. A chance to spread chaos, a glimpse of something you want to turn into art, someone you wouldn't want to not see. If you don't get up you might miss it, dear.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 26, 2004, 05:43:49 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: Duchess DemonicaHurry Guido.....................think of some horrendously horrid meaning to tell Bella....................... :twisted:

I would but I can't get those grapes out of my head. People are starting to wonder why I am blushing at work...  :oops:
You and my sister are terrible! :evil:
Making me cranky with your whispers.....and neither one of you will
tell me what you're talking about that's so damn secret.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on February 26, 2004, 05:46:10 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomMaking me cranky with your whispers.....and neither one of you will
tell me what you're talking about that's so damn secret.

Well, you did tell me not to try to explain to you what a money shot was. Anyway, I thought that was what sisters were supposed to be for.

P.S. we aren't whispering and it isn't secret. It also isn't very savoury.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 26, 2004, 05:50:42 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomMaking me cranky with your whispers.....and neither one of you will
tell me what you're talking about that's so damn secret.

Well, you did tell me not to try to explain to you what a money shot was. Anyway, I thought that was what sisters were supposed to be for.

P.S. we aren't whispering and it isn't secret. It also isn't very savoury.
Hmm......I assumed from the outset that it wasn't the least bit savory.

You believed me when I told you not to explain?  :roll:

PS: Sisters are for dropping on their heads. :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on February 26, 2004, 05:51:00 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomMaking me cranky with your whispers.....and neither one of you will
tell me what you're talking about that's so damn secret.

Well, you did tell me not to try to explain to you what a money shot was. Anyway, I thought that was what sisters were supposed to be for.

P.S. we aren't whispering and it isn't secret. It also isn't very savoury.

No secrets here!  Move along now, nothing to see...............
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on February 26, 2004, 05:57:19 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYou believed me when I told you not to explain?  :roll:

Well... okaaay... here goes (in a hopefully child safe fashion): When a man and a woman who don't really love each other pretend to be very good friends because a man with too much jewellery is filming them and they get to that bit of the story just before the man falls into a magic deep sleep and then the man stands up in front of the woman and (can I use other euphemisms here?) tries to give her a pearl necklace (usually missing because he is so sleepy and so helping her to get pearly white teeth, nostrils, eyelids...) and the man with too much jewellery does a close up shot, that's called the money shot. Or so I've been told.

Now consider a grape shot.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on February 26, 2004, 06:04:02 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYou believed me when I told you not to explain?  :roll:

Well... okaaay... here goes (in a hopefully child safe fashion): When a man and a woman who don't really love each other pretend to be very good friends because a man with too much jewellery is filming them and they get to that bit of the story just before the man falls into a magic deep sleep and then the man stands up in front of the woman and (can I use other euphemisms here?) tries to give her a pearl necklace (usually missing because he is so sleepy and so helping her to get pearly white teeth, nostrils, eyelids...) and the man with too much jewellery does a close up shot, that's called the money shot. Or so I've been told.

Now consider a grape shot.


Ohhhhhh!

I see.........................is it something like the story of Rumplestilsken?  He slept for 20 years you know.

P.S. You did a very good job of explaining....................you must have excellent parents!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on February 26, 2004, 06:06:26 AM
Quote from: Duchess DemonicaI see.........................is it something like the story of Rumplestilsken.  He slept for 20 years you know.

I thought that was Rip van Winkle. But I'm happy to be wrong about that. Or anything else, really. Sort of like that, I guess, in a way. Rip van Winkle did fall asleep under a rose bush if the version I was read as a child was to be believed.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on February 26, 2004, 06:07:49 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: Duchess DemonicaI see.........................is it something like the story of Rumplestilsken.  He slept for 20 years you know.

I thought that was Rip van Winkle. But I'm happy to be wrong about that. Or anything else, really. Sort of like that, I guess, in a way. Rip van Winkle did fall asleep under a rose bush if the version I was read as a child was to be believed.

Ooooops!

*runs off with confused expression and an empty bottle of wine*
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on February 26, 2004, 06:09:49 AM
oooh! I just noticed that I have one less post than you. It is silly, I mean but there you go.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on February 26, 2004, 06:10:43 AM
Oh, wait. Now we have the same number.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on February 26, 2004, 06:11:19 AM
Or I could have one more, I'm really not sure.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on February 26, 2004, 06:11:59 AM
not that it is important.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on February 26, 2004, 07:13:56 AM
Rats!

You
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on February 26, 2004, 07:14:11 AM
do
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on February 26, 2004, 07:14:29 AM
have
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on February 26, 2004, 07:14:46 AM
more
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: B23.77 on February 27, 2004, 02:20:46 AM
Dear SssBella, Oracle of Doom,

What is Doom's destiny?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 27, 2004, 02:22:16 AM
Quote from: DoxxoDear SssBella, Oracle of Doom,

What is Doom's destiny?
The destiny of Doom is to know the fate of everyone else,
while remaining blind to her own. It is harsh, indeed.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 27, 2004, 05:11:41 AM
What is the reason Eris was sometimes called Enyo?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Trollax on February 27, 2004, 07:36:21 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCWhat is the reason Eris was sometimes called Enyo?

We've had this discussion before...  It's because she's involved with door-to-door sales products... making a killing slipping aum into Amway... it's only short one "U" after all.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 27, 2004, 05:37:38 PM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCWhat is the reason Eris was sometimes called Enyo?
Enyo was the title given to Eris in one of her aspects as the female counterpart of Ares Enyalios. I think this name applied to her when in her mode as goddess of war.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: EvilPoet on February 27, 2004, 07:02:47 PM
Dear Bella,

What is on the other side of this side?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 27, 2004, 10:49:55 PM
Quote from: EvilPoetDear Bella,

What is on the other side of this side?
Let me go look and I'll get back to you, k?

PS: There may be more than one side beyond this, so it might take a while.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: EvilPoet on February 28, 2004, 12:06:24 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: EvilPoetDear Bella,

What is on the other side of this side?
Let me go look and I'll get back to you, k?

PS: There may be more than one side beyond this, so it might take a while.
No problem - I understand. Take all the time you need and get back
to me whenever you can. Thanks for taking the time to look into it,
I appreciate it. :D
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 28, 2004, 12:10:41 AM
Quote from: EvilPoet
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: EvilPoetDear Bella,

What is on the other side of this side?
Let me go look and I'll get back to you, k?

PS: There may be more than one side beyond this, so it might take a while.
No problem - I understand. Take all the time you need and get back
to me whenever you can. Thanks for taking the time to look into it,
I appreciate it. :D
You'll have to talk louder......It's hard to hear you from way over here on the other side.
Although I must say that from this side that side looks like the other side....if you catch my drift.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: EvilPoet on February 28, 2004, 12:19:01 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYou'll have to talk louder......It's hard to hear you from way over here on the other side.
Is this better? Can you hear me now?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 28, 2004, 12:20:38 AM
Quote from: EvilPoet
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYou'll have to talk louder......It's hard to hear you from way over here on the other side.
Is this better? Can you hear me now?
WHY YES, IT'S MUCH BETTER.......

unless i stand over here where the reception is rather poor.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: EvilPoet on February 28, 2004, 12:33:27 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: EvilPoet
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYou'll have to talk louder......It's hard to hear you from way over here on the other side.
Is this better? Can you hear me now?
WHY YES, IT'S MUCH BETTER.......

unless i stand over here where the reception is rather poor.
Oh good glad you can hear me better now. I see what you mean about the reception, I can barely hear you when you stand over there. So, that side looks much the same as this side so far, is that right?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: EvilPoet on February 28, 2004, 02:34:40 AM
Hello? Bella? Come in Bella. Can you hear me? I can barely
hear you a.. al... Shit! I th.. I'm lo..ng recep..on... l..t me
se.. wha.. goi..g on, I w... get bac... y..u...asa......<click>
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 28, 2004, 07:34:44 AM
Quote from: EvilPoetHello? Bella? Come in Bella. Can you hear me? I can barely
hear you a.. al... Shit! I th.. I'm lo..ng recep..on... l..t me
se.. wha.. goi..g on, I w... get bac... y..u...asa......<click>

::stabs bad reception::

There you go. All better now.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: EvilPoet on February 28, 2004, 07:46:49 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: EvilPoetHello? Bella? Come in Bella. Can you hear me? I can barely
hear you a.. al... Shit! I th.. I'm lo..ng recep..on... l..t me
se.. wha.. goi..g on, I w... get bac... y..u...asa......<click>

::stabs bad reception::

There you go. All better now.
Thanks! (http://killerbutterfly.com/pics/evilgrin.gif)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 28, 2004, 08:48:36 AM
Quote from: EvilPoet
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: EvilPoetHello? Bella? Come in Bella. Can you hear me? I can barely
hear you a.. al... Shit! I th.. I'm lo..ng recep..on... l..t me
se.. wha.. goi..g on, I w... get bac... y..u...asa......<click>

::stabs bad reception::

There you go. All better now.
Thanks! (http://killerbutterfly.com/pics/evilgrin.gif)
Much better, thanks!
I didn't even realize anyone was trying to contact me.


PS: It's really dark over here now.......I'll have to look around some more in the morning, k?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: EvilPoet on February 28, 2004, 09:01:23 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomPS: It's really dark over here now.......I'll have to look around some more in the morning, k?
Okey doke. :)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 29, 2004, 02:06:47 AM
I'm sorry it took me so long to get back, Evil Poet,but
time has no meaning where I was.

I talked to a lot of people over on the other side,
including the animals and inanimate objects and a few
random numbers, as well.

My best conclusion is that the other side is much like this
side......in that each of us creates our own version of it as
we go along. I'm glad you asked because I got a lot of good
ideas to try out on this side.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: EvilPoet on February 29, 2004, 05:10:18 AM
No problem, I understand. Thank you for checking things out and
getting back to me with your thoughts, I appreciate it very much.
Have fun trying out the new ideas - I hope all goes well. :D
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on March 01, 2004, 06:51:52 AM
*Takes mirror out of Bella's mind*

Hee hee hee!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 01, 2004, 07:26:02 AM
Quote from: Duchess Demonica*Takes mirror out of Bella's mind*

Hee hee hee!
You'll have to do better than that, dear.
My mind is a hall of mirrors......just like at the carnival fun house.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 01, 2004, 09:53:07 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Duchess Demonica*Takes mirror out of Bella's mind*

Hee hee hee!
You'll have to do better than that, dear.
My mind is a hall of mirrors......just like at the carnival fun house.


I think some of us have rather a mirror bal in their heads (I do) ;)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on March 02, 2004, 03:07:32 AM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Duchess Demonica*Takes mirror out of Bella's mind*

Hee hee hee!
You'll have to do better than that, dear.
My mind is a hall of mirrors......just like at the carnival fun house.


I think some of us have rather a mirror bal in their heads (I do) ;)
better than nothign I suposse
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 02, 2004, 06:47:55 AM
You saying you have a disco ball on your head?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 02, 2004, 06:49:41 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCYou saying you have a disco ball on your head?
Nope, he said in his head.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 02, 2004, 06:54:08 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCYou saying you have a disco ball on your head?
Nope, he said in his head.

That's impressive. How did it come to be there.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on March 02, 2004, 03:36:12 PM
you REALLY dont wanna know hugh
TRUUUUUUUUUST ME

::shudders at the memory ::
I hear it was a botched lobotomy, they took out too much and left tat to fill the space!!! :shock:  :shock:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 02, 2004, 10:41:21 PM
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXxyou REALLY dont wanna know hugh
TRUUUUUUUUUST ME

::shudders at the memory ::
I hear it was a botched lobotomy, they took out too much and left tat to fill the space!!! :shock:  :shock:
Well, I know I don't want to know, then.
I watched the Commander's last lobotmy and it was bloody awful!

Someone stop me before I make another terrible pun like that one, k?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on March 03, 2004, 12:25:07 AM
Dear Bella
, its my bday
and my BF didnt wish me happy bday at all
and just yelled at me to clean the kitchen


DO I kill him fast or slow?
or do I just leave?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Penumbral on March 03, 2004, 04:03:58 AM
Both, but after that you better leave.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on March 03, 2004, 05:03:15 AM
Quote from: PenumbralBoth, but after that you better leave.
ohh
good answer!!  gold star
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 03, 2004, 05:11:50 AM
Dear Bella,

What's with beige being the colour of the day?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 03, 2004, 05:35:34 AM
Quote from: Guido FinucciDear Bella,

What's with beige being the colour of the day?

I like beige.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on March 03, 2004, 05:59:46 PM
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXxDear Bella
, its my bday
and my BF didnt wish me happy bday at all
and just yelled at me to clean the kitchen


DO I kill him fast or slow?
or do I just leave?

Happy Birthday Malaul!!!

DS and the Demon Seeds are making you a cake.  Would you like that delivered via messenger pidgeon?

My BD is on the 5th..........

*pisces.........that explains it all*   :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 03, 2004, 08:24:33 PM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCYou saying you have a disco ball on your head?
Nope, he said in his head.

That's impressive. How did it come to be there.

actually its more like a mirror immage in my head....Its very helpfull when reflecting on something...or when having to face thoughts...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 03, 2004, 08:26:18 PM
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXxDear Bella
, its my bday
and my BF didnt wish me happy bday at all
and just yelled at me to clean the kitchen


DO I kill him fast or slow?
or do I just leave?

just insert the kitchen into his arse....I bet that hurts
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on March 04, 2004, 02:55:45 AM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXxDear Bella
, its my bday
and my BF didnt wish me happy bday at all
and just yelled at me to clean the kitchen


DO I kill him fast or slow?
or do I just leave?

just insert the kitchen into his arse....I bet that hurts
:lol:  :lol:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on March 04, 2004, 02:57:20 AM
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXxDear Bella
, its my bday
and my BF didnt wish me happy bday at all
and just yelled at me to clean the kitchen


DO I kill him fast or slow?
or do I just leave?

Happy Birthday Malaul!!!

DS and the Demon Seeds are making you a cake.  Would you like that delivered via messenger pidgeon?

My BD is on the 5th..........

*pisces.........that explains it all*   :twisted:
are they really? how cute!!  Pigeoon is fine by me!!!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 04, 2004, 06:18:19 AM
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXxDear Bella
, its my bday
and my BF didnt wish me happy bday at all
and just yelled at me to clean the kitchen


DO I kill him fast or slow?
or do I just leave?
First of all you leave.
Then when everyone thinks you're over being
mad at him you sneak back and kill him......real slow. :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: on March 04, 2004, 07:38:14 AM
How do you like the new avatar?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 04, 2004, 07:40:54 AM
Quote from: Knee SurgeryHow do you like the new avatar?
It pretty much makes me gag.
How do you like it?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: on March 04, 2004, 07:46:39 AM
Its good for the next fifteen minutes.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 04, 2004, 07:52:43 AM
Quote from: Knee SurgeryIts good for the next fifteen minutes.
I can deal with it for that long.....taped a piece of paper over that part of the monitor. :twisted:

The wierd thing is I was reading one of your posts when it changed right before my eyes. Kind of a jolt.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: on March 04, 2004, 07:54:11 AM
Neat!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 04, 2004, 07:57:38 AM
Quote from: Knee SurgeryNeat!
Makes you happy, huh?
You'll feel even better to know that I kind of yelped when it changed and startled the cat, who bit my toe, which made me spit my peach tea all over the desk.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: on March 04, 2004, 08:00:38 AM
Thats much better, actually. Its the kind of response that makes me giggle. Unfortunately, the original barf icon was lost somewhere in cyberspace, so I got a new one.

(btw, I really like fly honey. Do you have any?)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 04, 2004, 08:04:31 AM
Quote from: ZombieZombie-ZombieZombieThats much better, actually. Its the kind of response that makes me giggle. Unfortunately, the original barf icon was lost somewhere in cyberspace, so I got a new one.

(btw, I really like fly honey. Do you have any?)

I thought you would be pleased by that response. All a matter of luck, as I hadn't been paying any attention to the forums and decided to look just as you changed name and avatar. Eris made me look, no doubt.

Don't know if I have any fly honey cause I don't know what it is.
Kind of nervous to ask you what it might be, though.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: on March 04, 2004, 08:05:17 AM
Good Job. Hail Discordia!

Well, its kind of like bee honey...
except its not made by bees.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 04, 2004, 08:08:13 AM
Hail Discordia, indeed!
I needed a laugh tonight, anyway.

PS: Please don't tell me anymore about fly honey, okay?
My tummy is a bit unsettled already.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 04, 2004, 09:14:40 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Knee SurgeryHow do you like the new avatar?
It pretty much makes me gag.
How do you like it?

I like to be gagged  :lol:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 04, 2004, 09:15:33 AM
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXxDear Bella
, its my bday
and my BF didnt wish me happy bday at all
and just yelled at me to clean the kitchen


DO I kill him fast or slow?
or do I just leave?

Happy Birthday Malaul!!!

DS and the Demon Seeds are making you a cake.  Would you like that delivered via messenger pidgeon?


will Demonica check board tomorrow on 5th?
My BD is on the 5th..........

*pisces.........that explains it all*   :twisted:
are they really? how cute!!  Pigeoon is fine by me!!!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 04, 2004, 09:15:54 AM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Knee SurgeryHow do you like the new avatar?
It pretty much makes me gag.
How do you like it?

I like to be gagged  :lol:
Not that kind of gagged :roll:
Made me ill....he had an avatar of someone's knee being operated on.

Demonica! Spank this man, please!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 04, 2004, 09:19:03 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Knee SurgeryHow do you like the new avatar?
It pretty much makes me gag.
How do you like it?

I like to be gagged  :lol:
Not that kind of gagged :roll:
Made me ill....he had an avatar of someone's knee being operated on.


Kind a explanes his nick though

Demonica! Spank this man, please!

yes!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 04, 2004, 09:22:22 AM
Yes, I'll make sher Demonica checks the board tomorrow.
I'll be accepting bribes from people who want to know how
old she is, and will want her around to make counter-offers. :twisted:

::Bella wanders off to find a biiiiig bag to hold all the money
she's going to make tomorrow::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 04, 2004, 09:28:05 AM
Dear Bella,

Work was interesting today. I finally realised that they are only concerned about making money and I am finally in a position to accept this. This puts me at a cross-roads: do I finally accept the "harsh realities of business", fleece them for more cash and run the risk of selling out or do I maintain my "romantic ideals", be very unhapy at my job until I eventually quit and run the risk of becoming unfulfilled, bitter and twisted pure for principle?

To be honest I don't really expect an answer that makes any sense. It is a choice I have to make and I'm cool with that but it is good to connect and have to phrase it in different ways to different people to see which ones fit and which ones aren't quite so good. Of course, there's always the chance that someone will actually throw out an answer that ends up knocking me into a new way of thinking about things and that always fails to suck. I'll stop rambling now.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 04, 2004, 09:29:22 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYes, I'll make sher Demonica checks the board tomorrow.
I'll be accepting bribes from people who want to know how
old she is, and will want her around to make counter-offers. :twisted:

::Bella wanders off to find a biiiiig bag to hold all the money
she's going to make tomorrow::

:lol:

I'm just stickin to gold old fashioned happy birthday ;) but I appreciate the bad seed in you urging to offer your sis's age to anyone who pays up
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 04, 2004, 09:32:49 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYes, I'll make sher Demonica checks the board tomorrow.
I'll be accepting bribes from people who want to know how
old she is, and will want her around to make counter-offers. :twisted:

In the interests of good sport and making sure you get a decent counter-bribe, I am willing to create and email to you the recipe for a new(?) type of margarita (possibly involving chilies of some sort or chocolate or maybe even both).
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 04, 2004, 09:37:57 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYes, I'll make sher Demonica checks the board tomorrow.
I'll be accepting bribes from people who want to know how
old she is, and will want her around to make counter-offers. :twisted:

In the interests of good sport and making sure you get a decent counter-bribe, I am willing to create and email to you the recipe for a new(?) type of margarita (possibly involving chilies of some sort or chocolate or maybe even both).
Wow! Now that's what I call a bribe!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 04, 2004, 10:17:23 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYes, I'll make sher Demonica checks the board tomorrow.
I'll be accepting bribes from people who want to know how
old she is, and will want her around to make counter-offers. :twisted:

In the interests of good sport and making sure you get a decent counter-bribe, I am willing to create and email to you the recipe for a new(?) type of margarita (possibly involving chilies of some sort or chocolate or maybe even both).

do i get that too when i tell you how old I am (that or the age of my big sis)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 04, 2004, 10:36:33 AM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragendo i get that too when i tell you how old I am (that or the age of my big sis)

I'm expecting that the good Duchess will do the decent thing and go at least a couple of rounds of bribery escalation for form's sake, after which I can gracefully bow out and allow her secret to be kept safe. Of course, in the event that she chooses not to counter-bribe (for reasons of infinite grace, naturally) I'd make good on my bribe to Bella and you could tell her how old you are in the hope that she might give you a copy but I couldn't possibly release it to anyone else unless Bella, at her discretion, were to reverse all rights and release the maragrita into the wild, in the hope that it'd breed and bring whole flocks of margaritas back to her. Or not.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 04, 2004, 10:40:04 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragendo i get that too when i tell you how old I am (that or the age of my big sis)

I'm expecting that the good Duchess will do the decent thing and go at least a couple of rounds of bribery escalation for form's sake, after which I can gracefully bow out and allow her secret to be kept safe. Of course, in the event that she chooses not to counter-bribe (for reasons of infinite grace, naturally) I'd make good on my bribe to Bella and you could tell her how old you are in the hope that she might give you a copy but I couldn't possibly release it to anyone else unless Bella, at her discretion, were to reverse all rights and release the maragrita into the wild, in the hope that it'd breed and bring whole flocks of margaritas back to her. Or not.

hmm....so you're just saying NO
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 04, 2004, 10:42:21 AM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragendo i get that too when i tell you how old I am (that or the age of my big sis)

I'm expecting that the good Duchess will do the decent thing and go at least a couple of rounds of bribery escalation for form's sake, after which I can gracefully bow out and allow her secret to be kept safe. Of course, in the event that she chooses not to counter-bribe (for reasons of infinite grace, naturally) I'd make good on my bribe to Bella and you could tell her how old you are in the hope that she might give you a copy but I couldn't possibly release it to anyone else unless Bella, at her discretion, were to reverse all rights and release the maragrita into the wild, in the hope that it'd breed and bring whole flocks of margaritas back to her. Or not.

hmm....so you're just saying NO

maybe he's saying YES in secret code?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 04, 2004, 10:46:24 AM
Quote from: horab
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragendo i get that too when i tell you how old I am (that or the age of my big sis)

I'm expecting that the good Duchess will do the decent thing and go at least a couple of rounds of bribery escalation for form's sake, after which I can gracefully bow out and allow her secret to be kept safe. Of course, in the event that she chooses not to counter-bribe (for reasons of infinite grace, naturally) I'd make good on my bribe to Bella and you could tell her how old you are in the hope that she might give you a copy but I couldn't possibly release it to anyone else unless Bella, at her discretion, were to reverse all rights and release the maragrita into the wild, in the hope that it'd breed and bring whole flocks of margaritas back to her. Or not.

hmm....so you're just saying NO

maybe he's saying YES in secret code?

hmmm...I'ld rather think he's protestant
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 04, 2004, 11:12:27 AM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: horab
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragendo i get that too when i tell you how old I am (that or the age of my big sis)

I'm expecting that the good Duchess will do the decent thing and go at least a couple of rounds of bribery escalation for form's sake, after which I can gracefully bow out and allow her secret to be kept safe. Of course, in the event that she chooses not to counter-bribe (for reasons of infinite grace, naturally) I'd make good on my bribe to Bella and you could tell her how old you are in the hope that she might give you a copy but I couldn't possibly release it to anyone else unless Bella, at her discretion, were to reverse all rights and release the maragrita into the wild, in the hope that it'd breed and bring whole flocks of margaritas back to her. Or not.

hmm....so you're just saying NO

maybe he's saying YES in secret code?

hmmm...I'ld rather think he's protestant

.. or agreedestant. oen doesn;t need to be a meteorologist to tell whcih way this thread is blowing. or maybe you do. we should consult a specialist.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 04, 2004, 11:19:38 AM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragenhmm....so you're just saying NO

That all depends on what you're offering.  :D

Young people today - no negotiation whatsoever, they don't even try.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 04, 2004, 11:32:03 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragenhmm....so you're just saying NO

That all depends on what you're offering.  :D

Young people today - no negotiation whatsoever, they don't even try.


I don't have sex with men usually, but I feel flattered  :D
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 04, 2004, 11:37:57 AM
Ahhh, apologies - I misunderstood the question. I am definitely saying no as it would appear that there is no bribery whatsoever to be involved in the revealing of your (or any of your sibling's) age.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 04, 2004, 11:40:03 AM
Quote from: Guido FinucciAhhh, apologies - I misunderstood the question. I am definitely saying no as it would appear that there is no bribery whatsoever to be involved in the revealing of your (or any of your sibling's) age.

No but you'ld miss very good sex
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 04, 2004, 11:50:14 AM
Quote from: Den Sorte DragenNo but you'ld miss very good sex

Good as compared to... what?

While I can't claim to be in the top thousand lovers of all time, realistically I doubt I'd be even close to the top thousand still active, I do pride myself that everyone I've ever slept with was keen to come back for more, so good as in 'the best you've ever had'? Good as in 'you won't be able to walk for weeks'? Good as in 'quite relaxing'? Good as in 'you'll never go back'? Good as in 'I may not notice you're there as I scream my own name'? What are we talking here?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 04, 2004, 11:58:48 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: Den Sorte DragenNo but you'ld miss very good sex

Good as compared to... what?

While I can't claim to be in the top thousand lovers of all time, realistically I doubt I'd be even close to the top thousand still active, I do pride myself that everyone I've ever slept with was keen to come back for more, so good as in 'the best you've ever had'? Good as in 'you won't be able to walk for weeks'? Good as in 'quite relaxing'? Good as in 'you'll never go back'? Good as in 'I may not notice you're there as I scream my own name'? What are we talking here?

good as in 'you'll beg for more -in an addicted way'
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 04, 2004, 12:04:32 PM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragengood as in 'you'll beg for more -in an addicted way'

Sex with you is like doggy treats?  :shock:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 04, 2004, 12:13:08 PM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragengood as in 'you'll beg for more -in an addicted way'

Sex with you is like doggy treats?  :shock:

no, its awesome!!! and everything is possible (so also doggy style)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on March 04, 2004, 02:56:52 PM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragengood as in 'you'll beg for more -in an addicted way'

Sex with you is like doggy treats?  :shock:
:shock:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: OMG
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on March 04, 2004, 02:57:37 PM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragengood as in 'you'll beg for more -in an addicted way'

Sex with you is like doggy treats?  :shock:

no, its awesome!!! and everything is possible (so also doggy style)
what about kitty style?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 04, 2004, 03:44:16 PM
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragengood as in 'you'll beg for more -in an addicted way'

Sex with you is like doggy treats?  :shock:

no, its awesome!!! and everything is possible (so also doggy style)
what about kitty style?

even better ;)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on March 04, 2004, 04:11:33 PM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragengood as in 'you'll beg for more -in an addicted way'

Sex with you is like doggy treats?  :shock:

no, its awesome!!! and everything is possible (so also doggy style)
what about kitty style?

even better ;)
becareful, this one involves clawing of backs,biting f necks, much wailing and other refinements
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Penumbral on March 04, 2004, 04:59:03 PM
dear Bella,
Do these hips make my pants look fat?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 04, 2004, 05:16:24 PM
Quote from: Penumbraldear Bella,
Do these hips make my pants look fat?
::Bella, not having Penumbral standing right in front of her, dusts off the cards of destiny and asks for an answer::

The cards say not to worry.......
You're so manly that nothing makes your pants look fat.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on March 04, 2004, 07:56:21 PM
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXxDear Bella
, its my bday
and my BF didnt wish me happy bday at all
and just yelled at me to clean the kitchen


DO I kill him fast or slow?
or do I just leave?

Happy Birthday Malaul!!!

DS and the Demon Seeds are making you a cake.  Would you like that delivered via messenger pidgeon?

My BD is on the 5th..........

*pisces.........that explains it all*   :twisted:
are they really? how cute!!  Pigeoon is fine by me!!!

They just released the 23 pidgeons carrying a three layered cake of perfection of every possible flavor and color........made only by themselves...............and a note that says, "Happy Birthday Malaul", "It's snowing in Florida".

I hope you get it soon, before it rains or the pidgeons get hungry.



Quote from: PenumbralI threw up my hands in disgust and wondered if it had been such a good idea to have eaten my hands in the first place.

That is tooooooo funny!!!   :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Note to Den Sorte:  It's my birthday and you want me to give you spankings?

Ok

Spankings all around!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on March 04, 2004, 07:58:46 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYes, I'll make sher Demonica checks the board tomorrow.
I'll be accepting bribes from people who want to know how
old she is, and will want her around to make counter-offers. :twisted:

::Bella wanders off to find a biiiiig bag to hold all the money
she's going to make tomorrow::

Bella Darling,  Would that be cat years, dog years, or vampire years?

:twisted:

I have years............don't make me use them!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on March 04, 2004, 08:00:56 PM
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXxDear Bella
, its my bday
and my BF didnt wish me happy bday at all
and just yelled at me to clean the kitchen


DO I kill him fast or slow?
or do I just leave?

Happy Birthday Malaul!!!

DS and the Demon Seeds are making you a cake.  Would you like that delivered via messenger pidgeon?

My BD is on the 5th..........

*pisces.........that explains it all*   :twisted:
are they really? how cute!!  Pigeoon is fine by me!!!

They just released the 23 pidgeons carrying a three layered cake of perfection of every possible flavor and color........made only by themselves...............and a note that says, "Happy Birthday Malaul", "It's snowing in Florida".

I hope you get it soon, before it rains or the pidgeons get hungry.
or before they need to take a poo break! :shock:  :shock:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on March 04, 2004, 08:02:35 PM
:shock:  :shock:  :shock:

Don't eat the polka dot cake
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 04, 2004, 09:00:09 PM
Quote from: Duchess Demonica:shock:  :shock:  :shock:

Don't eat the polka dot cake
Uh oh!
We weren't supposed to eat that cake? :shock:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on March 04, 2004, 09:22:42 PM
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Quickly, run around in circles repeating these magic words:

Undo Undo Undo the cake of Poo
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 04, 2004, 09:24:14 PM
Quote from: Duchess DemonicaNooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Quickly, run around in circles repeating these magic words:

Undo Undo Undo the cake of Poo
You misunderstood me, darling.
I didn't eat the cake of Poo.....
I fed it to the ex. :twisted:

Did I do something wrong???
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on March 04, 2004, 09:26:53 PM
Confuscious say:

"You do very right thing"

:twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 04, 2004, 09:56:25 PM
See, people?
This is why I love my baby sister soooo much :twisted:
She's evil.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on March 04, 2004, 10:23:04 PM
I learned it from you............Oh wise one!

:twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

P.S.  I loves you too!  Muuuaah!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 04, 2004, 11:52:26 PM
Quote from: Duchess DemonicaI learned it from you............Oh wise one!

:twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

P.S.  I loves you too!  Muuuaah!
That's true.....guess the apples don't fall far from the tree what raised them, huh? No wonder you're so damned evil.  :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Penumbral on March 05, 2004, 12:56:29 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
You're so manly that nothing makes your pants look fat.
hmmmmm, ummmm well ummm yeah thanks a lot!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 05, 2004, 08:06:29 AM
Welcome. 8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 07, 2004, 07:42:20 AM
Quote from: Guido FinucciDear Bella,

Work was interesting today. I finally realised that they are only concerned about making money and I am finally in a position to accept this. This puts me at a cross-roads: do I finally accept the "harsh realities of business", fleece them for more cash and run the risk of selling out or do I maintain my "romantic ideals", be very unhapy at my job until I eventually quit and run the risk of becoming unfulfilled, bitter and twisted pure for principle?

To be honest I don't really expect an answer that makes any sense. It is a choice I have to make and I'm cool with that but it is good to connect and have to phrase it in different ways to different people to see which ones fit and which ones aren't quite so good. Of course, there's always the chance that someone will actually throw out an answer that ends up knocking me into a new way of thinking about things and that always fails to suck. I'll stop rambling now.
Dear Guido,

Somehow in all the nonsense that was floating around about Demonica's birthday and what not - which would almost certainly include the many many wine coolers I drank the other day - I totally missed this question.
Sorry about that.

I actually have an answer, too. Don't know if it will work for you, but it's the only one I have, so here goes. I was in the same position once upon a time. My decision was to temporarily accept the harsh realities of life within the business world and fleece them for all I could get. At the same time, I was working my ass off to start my own business.

My suggestion is that you do some variation of that yourself. Stay where you are and accept that the people you work for are only out for money. You can accept their attitude without embracing it, fleece the fleecers, and in the meantime look around for something else to do. Something that allows you to be yourself and remain true to your own ideals. Something that leaves you with more time to feed margaritas to zombies, for instance.


PS: I hope this answer failed to suck.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 07, 2004, 07:57:07 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomMy suggestion is that you do some variation of that yourself.

Yeah, that's basically what I came up with. I'm gonna jump onboard so that they'll give me a nice reference for whatever I got to next. Definitely time to start looking though.

Definite lack of suckage.  :)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 07, 2004, 08:03:41 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomMy suggestion is that you do some variation of that yourself.

Yeah, that's basically what I came up with. I'm gonna jump onboard so that they'll give me a nice reference for whatever I got to next. Definitely time to start looking though.

Definite lack of suckage.  :)
Good deal. Thanks :)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 11, 2004, 02:57:50 PM
Deer Bella,

Is there an afterlife?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 11, 2004, 05:40:02 PM
Quote from: Den Sorte DragenDeer Bella,

Is there an afterlife?
You want me personal opinion on that?
The very very very short version of what I believe is:
"Yes, more than one as a matter of fact."
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 12, 2004, 10:39:03 AM
I just don't wanna reicarnate as George Bush the 4th or something


......Dante's inferno with a few modifications (nice she-devils etc...) would be cool maybe
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 12, 2004, 05:41:48 PM
Blech! What a horrible thought.
What I really believe is that we create our own realities to a large extent,
including the reality of what happens next. So I doubt you're in danger of
reincarnating as a Bushie man.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 12, 2004, 05:43:42 PM
thx, now i can die happy
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Fluffy Cuffs on March 12, 2004, 05:47:21 PM
and deprive us of your shiny appearance?

*brings out the hotwax*
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 12, 2004, 05:51:43 PM
yes you're right I should start thinking 'live-forever' like stalin and hitler
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on March 12, 2004, 07:38:00 PM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragenthx, now i can die happy
NO! :x  :x  :x
no dying for you!!!! :evil:  :evil:  :evil:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 12, 2004, 08:01:09 PM
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragenthx, now i can die happy
NO! :x  :x  :x
no dying for you!!!! :evil:  :evil:  :evil:

okay...I'll stick with the Stalin-Hitler routine :-D
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 13, 2004, 08:03:59 AM
Just create as your own reality, one in which you do not die.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 14, 2004, 02:14:18 AM
Reincarnation: It ain't over till it's over.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: mobbing on March 14, 2004, 02:45:59 PM
There is a question that occupies me sometimes.

Could you tell me oh omniscient Bella is our brain creating conscionusness or is the conscionusness using the brain?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 14, 2004, 04:37:30 PM
Quote from: part of the ONEThere is a question that occupies me sometimes.

Could you tell me oh omniscient Bella is our brain creating conscionusness or is the conscionusness using the brain?

You are really waking up in a coma
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 14, 2004, 08:17:56 PM
Quote from: part of the ONEThere is a question that occupies me sometimes.

Could you tell me oh omniscient Bella is our brain creating conscionusness or is the conscionusness using the brain?
Hmmm......my brain and I have often wondered about this ourselves.
I'm going to go think about it some more and I'll get back to ya, k?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on March 14, 2004, 08:30:06 PM
*Demonica's consciousness sneaks into Bella's brain.........whips out the feather duster.........tidies up a bit..........steals random quotes and pin #'s.........and erases last 2 minutes*
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Rev Thwack on March 15, 2004, 02:44:55 AM
Dear Bella,

It appears as though a leggo verson of Snake Pliskin has taken over my avitar. What would be the proper way to get rid of him, and what steps should I take to prevent this from occuring again?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 15, 2004, 02:49:27 AM
Quote from: Rev ThwackDear Bella,

It appears as though a leggo verson of Snake Pliskin has taken over my avitar. What would be the proper way to get rid of him, and what steps should I take to prevent this from occuring again?
But....but, I like good ol' Snake. :evil:

Sigh..... if you must get rid of him, then pass him along to me, and I'll feed him to my new pet, the Mighty Cthulu.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Trollax on March 15, 2004, 02:51:19 AM
Quote from: Rev ThwackDear Bella,

It appears as though a leggo verson of Snake Pliskin has taken over my avitar. What would be the proper way to get rid of him, and what steps should I take to prevent this from occuring again?

Punch in the world-code for the damocles network and never have to worry about him again...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Trollax on March 15, 2004, 02:52:05 AM
Dear Bella... Advice for singles, please...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 15, 2004, 02:54:05 AM
Quote from: Joinee St. Trollax, ODDDear Bella... Advice for singles, please...
Ah......I'm afraid you might be asking the wrong sister about that one, Trollax.
Relationships baffle me. Demonica Honey, can you field this one please?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Rev Thwack on March 15, 2004, 02:57:25 AM
Quote from: Joinee St. Trollax, ODDDear Bella... Advice for singles, please...

My advice... a few choice internet sites and a good hand cream.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Das Raddiche on March 15, 2004, 03:52:25 AM
Quote from: Rev Thwack

My advice... a few choice internet sites and a good hand cream.

bahahahhahahaha :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on March 15, 2004, 03:57:55 AM
Quote from: Joinee St. Trollax, ODDDear Bella... Advice for singles, please...

My advice is............................STAY SINGLE!!!

and date singles.................lot's of them   :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 15, 2004, 04:03:08 AM
Quote from: Duchess Demonica... and date singles.................lot's of them

Uh... where?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Trollax on March 15, 2004, 04:31:19 AM
Quote from: Rev Thwack
Quote from: Joinee St. Trollax, ODDDear Bella... Advice for singles, please...

My advice... a few choice internet sites and a good hand cream.

[Dr Evil voice] How about nooo Scott?[/Dr Evil voice]
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Trollax on March 15, 2004, 04:33:48 AM
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Joinee St. Trollax, ODDDear Bella... Advice for singles, please...

My advice is............................STAY SINGLE!!!

and date singles.................lot's of them   :twisted:

No good I'm afraid. The staying single part is not for me, been single a very large portion of the age of human civilisation, didn't like it. I think I'd like to move my occupancy status up to at least 2... maybe 3.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 15, 2004, 05:04:08 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: Duchess Demonica... and date singles.................lot's of them

Uh... where?

good question. i reckon thsi calls for a hunt. a great hunt! where there be singles yonder, we shall stalk them as prey. this i rekcon will eb a far greater trial than hunting fnord or snark, for teh elusive single is wild er outside it's own habitat than within. we shall ahve to use every wile and finesse in the ol handbook...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 15, 2004, 05:10:15 AM
Quote from: horabgood question. i reckon thsi calls for a hunt. a great hunt!

Ole!

But where does one hunt?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 15, 2004, 05:41:32 AM
good question. we'll need to employ the lovely duchess for our guid. she seems toknow much about these "singles" perhaps she also knows their habitats and behaviours. to hunt hte singles, we must think like the singles, and to think liek the singles, we must become the singles...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 15, 2004, 05:57:57 AM
Good idea :P

I happen to know that she's willing to work for jello. :wink:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: eighteen buddha strike on March 15, 2004, 07:46:08 AM
What do you think of my new avatar?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Rev Thwack on March 15, 2004, 10:14:03 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomGood idea :P

I happen to know that she's willing to work for jello. :wink:

Yes, but is she willing to work in jello for jello, and if so, will she work for the jello she is in?




Not that I have any fantasies involving your sister and jello mind you....
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on March 15, 2004, 03:04:19 PM
Yes I will (and do) work for jello.  

I happen to know of a wild jello field where a large herd of 'singles' graze.  I could lead you there but I won't get too close.

The wild male singles bite and the female singles spit a lot until they are domesticated.  This is a bit disgusting as a large portion of their diet is  chewing tobacco.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 16, 2004, 02:14:27 AM
Quote from: Eighteen Buddha StrikeWhat do you think of my new avatar?
It's quite stylish, actually 8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Trollax on March 16, 2004, 04:36:30 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Eighteen Buddha StrikeWhat do you think of my new avatar?
It's quite stylish, actually 8)

Wasn't that Velvet Jesus' avatar at one time?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on March 16, 2004, 06:25:46 AM
Quote from: Joinee St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Eighteen Buddha StrikeWhat do you think of my new avatar?
It's quite stylish, actually 8)

Wasn't that Velvet Jesus' avatar at one time?
I thought tha ttoo, but his is smeared though
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Out of the Wasteland on March 16, 2004, 08:11:03 AM
Bella...I am planning a coup.  I have the tanks, the men, and all the cheese whiz I need.

But what is the proper ATTIRE for such a venture?  This doesn't seem to be covered in Emily Post, and I would hate to mar my triumphant procession down Pennsylvania Avenue with some faux pas in that department.

Please help.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 16, 2004, 08:35:05 AM
Quote from: Out of the WastelandBella...I am planning a coup.  I have the tanks, the men, and all the cheese whiz I need.

But what is the proper ATTIRE for such a venture?  This doesn't seem to be covered in Emily Post, and I would hate to mar my triumphant procession down Pennsylvania Avenue with some faux pas in that department.

Please help.
Cheese whiz?  :shock: You have a most fearsome arsenal, indeed.
I stand in awe at such audacity and bow to your lotus feet.

Now, what to wear? what to wear? Hmmmmm......
I believe that on solumn occasions, such as this, a funny pope hat
is always in order.  Don't you agree?
It's always so nice and evil looking. :twisted:
Other than that, one can't ever go wrong with basic black.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: eighteen buddha strike on March 16, 2004, 09:46:04 AM
Quote from: Joinee St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Eighteen Buddha StrikeWhat do you think of my new avatar?
It's quite stylish, actually 8)

Wasn't that Velvet Jesus' avatar at one time?

No, this was.


not the same thing.(http://principiadiscordia.com/forums/images/avatars/8375938653ef1eae01677e.jpg)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on March 16, 2004, 02:11:22 PM
Quote from: Eighteen Buddha StrikeWasn't that Velvet Jesus' avatar at one time?

QuoteNo, this was.


not the same thing.(http://principiadiscordia.com/forums/images/avatars/8375938653ef1eae01677e.jpg)
wow, they look really similar
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: on March 16, 2004, 11:39:58 PM
Kinda.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 16, 2004, 11:41:16 PM
Sorta
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Das Raddiche on March 17, 2004, 04:08:08 PM
but not really
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 17, 2004, 04:13:07 PM
just a bit
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on March 17, 2004, 07:39:30 PM
::stomps her paw:: IT DOES TOO!!!!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 17, 2004, 07:46:06 PM
Yeah, it does........a bit :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 17, 2004, 08:52:39 PM
but only if you squint at it... from the side.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Trollax on March 18, 2004, 03:45:19 AM
Dear Bella, Where are you?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 18, 2004, 08:11:25 AM
I'm not sure.
I had the strangest day today and have the feeling I'm not in Kansas anymore.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Out of the Wasteland on March 18, 2004, 08:24:14 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Out of the WastelandBella...I am planning a coup.  I have the tanks, the men, and all the cheese whiz I need.

But what is the proper ATTIRE for such a venture?  This doesn't seem to be covered in Emily Post, and I would hate to mar my triumphant procession down Pennsylvania Avenue with some faux pas in that department.

Please help.
Cheese whiz?  :shock: You have a most fearsome arsenal, indeed.
I stand in awe at such audacity and bow to your lotus feet.

Now, what to wear? what to wear? Hmmmmm......
I believe that on solumn occasions, such as this, a funny pope hat
is always in order.  Don't you agree?
It's always so nice and evil looking. :twisted:
Other than that, one can't ever go wrong with basic black.

Basic black.  Check.

Silly papist hat.  Check.

Thanks.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 18, 2004, 08:27:22 AM
Welcome 8)

My own pope hat looks like something Carmen Miranda would have
worn.....with feathers and fake fruit, etc.
It's truly silly and hideous......makes me proud.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on March 18, 2004, 06:07:40 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWelcome 8)

My own pope hat looks like something Carmen Miranda would have
worn.....with feathers and fake fruit, etc.
It's truly silly and hideous......makes me proud.
I hadda friend who tried to eat her carmen miranda hat when she was twisted once

THAT was messy
::shudder::
I dont even wanna tell you what she did with the bananna
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 18, 2004, 06:24:02 PM
Ewww!
Thank you for not telling me what she did with the banana :shock:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 18, 2004, 06:30:59 PM
there's even funnier things to do with pineapples
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on March 18, 2004, 06:32:04 PM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragenthere's even funnier things to do with pineapples
youre startin to scare me there dragen :shock:  :shock:

remind me never to eat a fruit salad that youve made
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 18, 2004, 06:36:22 PM
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragenthere's even funnier things to do with pineapples
youre startin to scare me there dragen :shock:  :shock:

remind me never to eat a fruit salad that youve made


ehm i was thinking 'inserting' pineaples
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on March 18, 2004, 06:37:40 PM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragenthere's even funnier things to do with pineapples
youre startin to scare me there dragen :shock:  :shock:

remind me never to eat a fruit salad that youve made

ehm i was thinking 'inserting' pineaples
EWWWWWWW
again remind me never to eat a fruit salad that youve made
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 18, 2004, 06:40:29 PM
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragenthere's even funnier things to do with pineapples
youre startin to scare me there dragen :shock:  :shock:

remind me never to eat a fruit salad that youve made

ehm i was thinking 'inserting' pineaples
EWWWWWWW
again remind me never to eat a fruit salad that youve made

well, i didn't mention watermellons yet
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on March 18, 2004, 06:48:42 PM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragenthere's even funnier things to do with pineapples
youre startin to scare me there dragen :shock:  :shock:

remind me never to eat a fruit salad that youve made

ehm i was thinking 'inserting' pineaples
EWWWWWWW
again remind me never to eat a fruit salad that youve made

well, i didn't mention watermellons yet
::gag::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 18, 2004, 06:56:34 PM
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragenthere's even funnier things to do with pineapples
youre startin to scare me there dragen :shock:  :shock:

remind me never to eat a fruit salad that youve made

ehm i was thinking 'inserting' pineaples
EWWWWWWW
again remind me never to eat a fruit salad that youve made

well, i didn't mention watermellons yet
::gag::

*doesn't get why he's suddenly gagged*
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Trollax on March 19, 2004, 05:46:40 AM
*Looks up from bowl of fruit salad*

OK... I'm going to go gargle some lye now...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 19, 2004, 03:05:51 PM
Quote from: Joinee St. Trollax, ODD*Looks up from bowl of fruit salad*

OK... I'm going to go gargle some lye now...

'Hmm mmm mmmhmm?!'
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on March 19, 2004, 04:59:50 PM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen

*doesn't get why he's suddenly gagged*
I wasnt gaging you my my dear, as much asn I know youde love me too. I was gagging, like trying not to puke...

thats all
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 19, 2004, 05:18:58 PM
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen

*doesn't get why he's suddenly gagged*
I wasnt gaging you my my dear, as much asn I know youde love me too. I was gagging, like trying not to puke...

thats all

mmm hmm mmm hhmmmm

mmm?

mmm mhhm hmmmf
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 20, 2004, 12:02:11 AM
Dear Bella,

Is it cruel to keep watching the Dragen sulk after realising (only too late) that he'd hidden a secret message in one of his quotes? Even if it is slightly funny?

Do you think he really thinks I am ignoring him?

Sincerely,
Hopefully not completely heartless.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 20, 2004, 12:04:11 AM
yes i really do

....actually by asking Bella while I'm on you kinda confirm my point
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 20, 2004, 05:19:14 AM
Quote from: Guido FinucciDear Bella,

Is it cruel to keep watching the Dragen sulk after realising (only too late) that he'd hidden a secret message in one of his quotes? Even if it is slightly funny?

Do you think he really thinks I am ignoring him?

Sincerely,
Hopefully not completely heartless.

Dear Not Completely Heartless,

It's a tad cruel, as well as slightly funny.....even though it is hard to see what he's written sometimes.  
I'm sure he likes us to think he doesn't know how to use the quotes feature, but I assure you he really does know how.  
Not much slips past our Dragen.

And yes, I think he really thinks you're ignoring him.
Especially since he just said so. :wink:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 21, 2004, 12:39:58 AM
Should people run away from me just because I gave them nightmares?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 21, 2004, 12:42:14 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCShould people run away from me just because I gave them nightmares?
No!

They should thank you for shaking them up and keeping them on their toes.
Besides, what wrong with a good old fashioned nightmare or two?

::Shakes her fist at the wimps who run away from St Hugh::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 21, 2004, 04:49:42 PM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCShould people run away from me just because I gave them nightmares?

so you're the s.o.b. who is responsible for my nightmares?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on March 22, 2004, 04:03:51 AM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCShould people run away from me just because I gave them nightmares?

so you're the s.o.b. who is responsible for my nightmares?
uh no
thats me acutally
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 23, 2004, 12:51:00 AM
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCShould people run away from me just because I gave them nightmares?

so you're the s.o.b. who is responsible for my nightmares?
uh no
thats me acutally

Yeah. She is right. If I was responsible for your nightmares, you would not have to ask me about it.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Out of the Wasteland on March 23, 2004, 12:53:51 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCShould people run away from me just because I gave them nightmares?

so you're the s.o.b. who is responsible for my nightmares?
uh no
thats me acutally

Yeah. She is right. If I was responsible for your nightmares, you would not have to ask me about it.

I PITY THE FOOL WHO GIVES ME NIGHTMARES!  BELLA, CAN I SQUASH HIM?
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Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 23, 2004, 01:02:25 AM
Quote from: Out of the Wasteland
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCShould people run away from me just because I gave them nightmares?

so you're the s.o.b. who is responsible for my nightmares?
uh no
thats me acutally

Yeah. She is right. If I was responsible for your nightmares, you would not have to ask me about it.

I PITY THE FOOL WHO GIVES ME NIGHTMARES!  BELLA, CAN I SQUASH HIM?
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(http://www.studiomark.com/march-2003-images/mr-t-full-200-2.jpg)
You wanna squash my tequila drinking buddy? :shock:
Nope, sorry.

PS: If you're really in squashing mood, however, I have a few ideas for ya.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Out of the Wasteland on March 23, 2004, 01:02:57 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Out of the Wasteland
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCShould people run away from me just because I gave them nightmares?

so you're the s.o.b. who is responsible for my nightmares?
uh no
thats me acutally

Yeah. She is right. If I was responsible for your nightmares, you would not have to ask me about it.

I PITY THE FOOL WHO GIVES ME NIGHTMARES!  BELLA, CAN I SQUASH HIM?
\
(http://www.studiomark.com/march-2003-images/mr-t-full-200-2.jpg)
You wanna squash my tequila drinking buddy? :shock:
Nope, sorry.

PS: If you're really in squashing mood, however, I have a few ideas for ya.

Okay.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 23, 2004, 01:05:30 AM
Quote from: Out of the Wasteland
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Out of the Wasteland
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCShould people run away from me just because I gave them nightmares?

so you're the s.o.b. who is responsible for my nightmares?
uh no
thats me acutally

Yeah. She is right. If I was responsible for your nightmares, you would not have to ask me about it.

I PITY THE FOOL WHO GIVES ME NIGHTMARES!  BELLA, CAN I SQUASH HIM?
\
(http://www.studiomark.com/march-2003-images/mr-t-full-200-2.jpg)
You wanna squash my tequila drinking buddy? :shock:
Nope, sorry.

PS: If you're really in squashing mood, however, I have a few ideas for ya.

Okay.
Thank you. 8)
Now....you wanna join Hugh and I in a drink or two?
Fair warning everyone....the High Papessa is getting smashed tonight.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 23, 2004, 01:05:59 AM
Yeah. I can't be squashed. Too many look out for me, both on this plane and on others. Too bad I didn't know that a couple of years ago.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Tallgeese on March 23, 2004, 01:17:22 AM
postcount++;
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 23, 2004, 01:17:58 AM
Quote from: Tallgeesepostcount++;


Bleeargh!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on March 23, 2004, 02:31:50 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doomhe High Papessa is getting smashed tonight.
How is that diffrent from any other night though my dear bella?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 23, 2004, 03:37:26 AM
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doomhe High Papessa is getting smashed tonight.
How is that diffrent from any other night though my dear bella?
Well, take last night fer instance, Malaul.
I worked and hung out with my daughter and was 100% sober the whole time. Tonight, however, is a whole other kettle of fish.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 23, 2004, 05:44:53 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomTonight, however, is a whole other kettle of fish.

Yay! In about four hours I will be drinking tequila with the first of my home-grown limes. I shall raise you a toast.   :D
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 23, 2004, 06:12:14 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doomhe High Papessa is getting smashed tonight.
How is that diffrent from any other night though my dear bella?
Well, take last night fer instance, Malaul.
I worked and hung out with my daughter and was 100% sober the whole time. Tonight, however, is a whole other kettle of fish.

You put fish in kettles?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 23, 2004, 06:14:31 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCYou put fish in kettles?

How else would she have jugged haddock?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 23, 2004, 06:22:41 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCYou put fish in kettles?

How else would she have jugged haddock?
No......not jugged haddock. :shock:
I'll tell you a secret, well okay it's not all that secret.
I don't eat fish.

And if I did, I wouldn't eat it tonight.
I drank something that didn't agree with me and my tummy is protesting.  :evil:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 23, 2004, 06:26:02 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCYou put fish in kettles?

How else would she have jugged haddock?
No......not jugged haddock. :shock:
I'll tell you a secret, well okay it's not all that secret.
I don't eat fish.

And if I did, I wouldn't eat it tonight.
I drank something that didn't agree with me and my tummy is protesting.  :evil:

You gotta lay off the Old Style. It is truly not beer.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 23, 2004, 06:28:09 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI drank something that didn't agree with me and my tummy is protesting.  :evil:

And you hoping that tequila will dilute the poison?

Best wishes for the restoration of your good health.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 23, 2004, 06:29:11 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI drank something that didn't agree with me and my tummy is protesting.  :evil:

And you hoping that tequila will dilute the poison?

Best wishes for the restoration of your good health.

Tequila doesn't dilute poison so much as beat the hell out of it.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 23, 2004, 06:33:14 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCTequila doesn't dilute poison so much as beat the hell out of it.

Yay! for beating the hell outta poison.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 23, 2004, 06:42:17 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCTequila doesn't dilute poison so much as beat the hell out of it.

Yay! for beating the hell outta poison.
Yay, indeed.
I'm thinking that a short little walk and then a nice long bath will just about beat the hell out of this particular poison.  Later guys.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 23, 2004, 06:43:46 AM
But you still didn't answer my question. Do you put fish in kettles?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 23, 2004, 07:34:06 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCBut you still didn't answer my question. Do you put fish in kettles?
Ooops! Sorry about that.
I used to put fish in kettles and cook them up to eat them.
But now, I don't eat fish - only keep them for pets.
So the answer is, no - not anymore.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2004, 11:01:43 PM
Dear Bella:

Is this zombiesoldier(tm) in trouble for being awol?  Do I get to keep on being in the evil horde?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 24, 2004, 11:07:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerDear Bella:

Is this zombiesoldier(tm) in trouble for being awol?  Do I get to keep on being in the evil horde?
You were AWOL? :shock:
And all this time I thought you were operating under deep cover.
Sigh......no, you're not in trouble.....this time.
But don't do it again, mister or I'll sic the Mighty Cthulu on ya. :evil:

PS: You don't get out of the zombie hordes quite so easily.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2004, 11:09:32 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerDear Bella:

Is this zombiesoldier(tm) in trouble for being awol?  Do I get to keep on being in the evil horde?
You were AWOL? :shock:
And all this time I thought you were operating under deep cover.
Sigh......no, you're not in trouble.....this time.
But don't do it again, mister or I'll sic the Mighty Cthulu on ya. :evil:

PS: You don't get out of the zombie hordes quite so easily.

WOOT!  *starts staggering around in a menacing fashion, knocking over furniture and shorter, lesser bipeds*
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 24, 2004, 11:11:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerDear Bella:

Is this zombiesoldier(tm) in trouble for being awol?  Do I get to keep on being in the evil horde?
You were AWOL? :shock:
And all this time I thought you were operating under deep cover.
Sigh......no, you're not in trouble.....this time.
But don't do it again, mister or I'll sic the Mighty Cthulu on ya. :evil:

PS: You don't get out of the zombie hordes quite so easily.

WOOT!  *starts staggering around in a menacing fashion, knocking over furniture and shorter, lesser bipeds*
I knew it would come back to you.
I would order you to go forth and cause all sorts of mischief, but why bother when i'm incredibly lazy and you're going to do that anyway?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2004, 11:14:04 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerDear Bella:

Is this zombiesoldier(tm) in trouble for being awol?  Do I get to keep on being in the evil horde?
You were AWOL? :shock:
And all this time I thought you were operating under deep cover.
Sigh......no, you're not in trouble.....this time.
But don't do it again, mister or I'll sic the Mighty Cthulu on ya. :evil:

PS: You don't get out of the zombie hordes quite so easily.

WOOT!  *starts staggering around in a menacing fashion, knocking over furniture and shorter, lesser bipeds*
I knew it would come back to you.
I would order you to go forth and cause all sorts of mischief, but why bother when i'm incredibly lazy and you're going to do that anyway?

*Looks out door*

Well, okay, but it's gonna be a looong drive...but when I get there...WOW!  Target rich environment.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 24, 2004, 11:19:54 PM
That's the spirit! :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

PS: I'll conjure you up some backup if the environment turns out to be too target rich for one zombie alone, k?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2004, 11:21:10 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThat's the spirit! :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

PS: I'll conjure you up some backup if the environment turns out to be too target rich for one zombie alone, k?

Mine!  All mine!  mineminemineminemineminemine
mineminemineminemineminemineminemineminemine
mineminemineminemineminemineminemineminemine
mineminemineminemineminemineminemineminemine
minemine....
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 27, 2004, 01:38:56 AM
Yes! Any brains are targets!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 27, 2004, 01:41:31 AM
All brains are targets!!! :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 27, 2004, 01:42:42 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomAll brains are targets!!! :twisted:

I said 'any' because, to be honest, I don't want some people's brains.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 27, 2004, 01:48:40 AM
Hmmm........good point.
I guess I got greedy there for a moment.


What Hugh said!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 27, 2004, 02:08:33 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHmmm........good point.
I guess I got greedy there for a moment.


What Hugh said!

I don't know if I said it. I think it was wisdom hijacking my mind again.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 27, 2004, 02:10:10 AM
Well then, I second what your fingers typed - whatever the source.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 27, 2004, 06:48:58 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHmmm........good point.
I guess I got greedy there for a moment.


What Hugh said!

Yeah...that's the problem.  For example, you eat Bush's brain, you're hungry again 5 minutes later.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 27, 2004, 06:50:22 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHmmm........good point.
I guess I got greedy there for a moment.


What Hugh said!

Yeah...that's the problem.  For example, you eat Bush's brain, you're hungry again 5 minutes later.
Naw.....I say you're hungry again in 4.5 minutes.....tops!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 28, 2004, 04:33:46 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHmmm........good point.
I guess I got greedy there for a moment.


What Hugh said!

Yeah...that's the problem.  For example, you eat Bush's brain, you're hungry again 5 minutes later.
Naw.....I say you're hungry again in 4.5 minutes.....tops!

You eat Bush's brain, you're wasting your time. There's not much there.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Anonymous on March 29, 2004, 07:53:02 PM
bush has a brain?
wow! learn something new everyday, huh?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: mobbing on March 29, 2004, 08:44:49 PM
he might have the biggest brain ever but what is a computer good for if you are a caveman

okey, he is now able to use the record and play modes i think.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on March 29, 2004, 11:19:04 PM
Good point.
Doesn't matter how big and fancy his brain capacity
if the man doesn't know how to access it.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Anonymous on March 30, 2004, 02:23:58 AM
my brain is tiny, but i try to use all of it.
there's this one spot over to the left of center and kind of in the back that i haven't been able to reach yet, but i'm trying.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 30, 2004, 03:54:11 AM
::slaps Guest on the back of head::

There. Does that help.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Anonymous on March 30, 2004, 05:40:20 AM
immensely, thank you.
you knocked it over to the side a bit and now i can reach it just fine.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on April 02, 2004, 02:25:26 AM
::pokes guest with a nitting kneedle:: try this,,,,



that help at all too?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2004, 07:57:04 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC::slaps Guest on the back of head::

There. Does that help.

THAT wasn't a slap.  Do it RIGHT.  Like THIS:

(http://pcutil.home.comcast.net/slap.gif)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on April 02, 2004, 03:23:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

(http://pcutil.home.comcast.net/slap.gif)

Ive been hearing about this EVERYWHERE!!!!!
it wont go away
and now I find it here
I dont know weither to be happy or really scared
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 03, 2004, 11:56:06 AM
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

(http://pcutil.home.comcast.net/slap.gif)

Ive been hearing about this EVERYWHERE!!!!!
it wont go away
and now I find it here
I dont know weither to be happy or really scared
Hehehe...My evil gnomes have been hard at work, I see...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on April 04, 2004, 04:02:16 AM
::eats your little gnomes::


::spits out little shoes::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on April 19, 2004, 02:20:00 AM
Bella, why are you so cool?  ::hicks and passes her wine to next poster:: ::hick::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: moron wang on April 19, 2004, 03:33:44 PM
uhm yeah cool...bella? ¤takes wine and runs¤
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 19, 2004, 05:52:15 PM
Quote from: Malaul::eats your little gnomes::


::spits out little shoes::

Lucky gnomes...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Iron Sulfide on April 22, 2004, 02:41:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHmmm........good point.
I guess I got greedy there for a moment.


What Hugh said!

Yeah...that's the problem.  For example, you eat Bush's brain, you're hungry again 5 minutes later.

like chinese food?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Iron Sulfide on April 22, 2004, 02:56:16 AM
Dear Bella...

how many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?

also,

how do i get this damn thong off? i think i need the jaws of life...
(i wear a size 7 and somehow squeezed into a size 4...weird, huh?)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 22, 2004, 03:04:02 AM
Quote from: Saint*BastardDear Bella...

how many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?

also,

how do i get this damn thong off? i think i need the jaws of life...
(i wear a size 7 and somehow squeezed into a size 4...weird, huh?)
Goody.....I get to go buy a tootsie pop. Gotta make sure I give you the right information. :twisted:
I'll let you know tomorrow how many licks it took, k?

As for the thong, you need to cut that sucker off.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Phantom Troll on April 23, 2004, 01:33:48 AM
What is Hugh drinking?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 23, 2004, 01:55:46 AM
Tequila, most likely.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 23, 2004, 02:02:44 AM
Tequila, beer, and sometimes water.

::murderates phantom troll just like in the other thread::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 23, 2004, 02:05:59 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCTequila, beer, and sometimes water.

::murderates phantom troll just like in the other thread::
Yeah, but does he stay dead? That's the question.

PS: Saint*Bastard......I'm sorry.
I failed to find the true answer to your question about tootsie roll pops.
Bought three of them (because I know I'm weak) and ended up crunching through each one.
Yup. Weak, that's what I am. But thanks for asking, cuz they were yummy.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 23, 2004, 02:09:48 AM
That's why I murdered the phantom troll in both threads. We won't need to know.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 23, 2004, 02:19:59 AM
Okey dokey. Good thing you were thorough, isn't it?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 23, 2004, 02:38:39 AM
What? I was thorough?

Uh oh.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 23, 2004, 03:41:02 AM
Weren't you?
I mean you made sure to kill him in both threads.
That's seems fairly thorough.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 23, 2004, 03:43:23 AM
I may need to keep my weapon of murderation nearby, just in case.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 23, 2004, 03:45:47 AM
Yup. Trolls have a way of popping up at the strangest times, don't they?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 23, 2004, 03:56:44 AM
Yes. But we can always have special barbecues when we catch them.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 23, 2004, 04:03:31 AM
Okey dokey.....that sounds good to me.
Yummmm. Barbeque. :P
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 23, 2004, 04:09:55 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOkey dokey.....that sounds good to me.
Yummmm. Barbeque. :P

We should use DS's human bits recipe.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 23, 2004, 04:12:48 AM
Mmmm......you reckon she'd mix it up for us?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 23, 2004, 04:14:28 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomMmmm......you reckon she'd mix it up for us?

That would be nice. Can you ask her?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 23, 2004, 04:18:55 AM
K.....Demonica's on the phone with me and she just asked Squerril for us.
She's thinkiing about it now..wait here it comes....ick!

She said:
"Take a blender.
Blend in (on high setting) fish, frogs, worms and dirt to taste.
Add wheat grass.
Dry cat food and wet cat food.
Salt and Peppperika
and a hint of Puperroni dog treats.

Don't forget to garnish with a side of bunny poop."

:shock:  :shock:  :shock:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 23, 2004, 04:21:03 AM
and then the troll bits are added?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 23, 2004, 04:22:39 AM
No, you coat the bits of troll with this sauce and grill them.
Blech!

She says it's "Secret Delicious Squerril Sauce" and wants me to stop saying "Blech"!


Blech
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 23, 2004, 04:23:47 AM
"Blech!"

Shhh! Don't tell her.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 23, 2004, 04:24:56 AM
Nope, not me.
I won't rat you out to DS if you don't rat me out.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 23, 2004, 04:25:40 AM
::starts blender::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 23, 2004, 04:26:53 AM
I'm gonna need another margarita......but I never ever want one made in that blender of yours, k?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 23, 2004, 04:28:32 AM
I didn't say I was going to use my blender for the recipe now, did I?

::drinks margarita::

::drinks another margarita::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 23, 2004, 04:29:34 AM
Wait!?!

That's not my blender?
Is it? :shock:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 23, 2004, 04:30:57 AM
I dunno.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 23, 2004, 04:34:31 AM
Oh well, one more drink and I won't care, anyway. :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 23, 2004, 04:35:18 AM
::hands Bella three to five chocolate margaritas::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 23, 2004, 04:38:08 AM
Mmmm.......who cares about who blended what in which blender? 8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 23, 2004, 04:39:49 AM
::drinks another margarita::

::drinks another::

::another::

::another::

::anshether::

::blamboom::

::and another::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 23, 2004, 04:46:16 AM
:P Yay! :P
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 23, 2004, 04:50:34 AM
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on April 24, 2004, 09:28:56 AM
Dear Bella,

Why do i drive men insane?

Well........... I guess I'm asking why all of my ex's end up in the psychiatric ward.

 :evil:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Verthaine on April 24, 2004, 08:29:05 PM
Stop marrying cabbages.That's the problem with us erisians,very few people can handle us without having to need a straight jacket afterwards.I believe that erisians should only date erisians,but there is so few of us for that to be practical.we really need to go on a recruitment drive.(calling shotgun)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 24, 2004, 09:24:17 PM
Quote from: Rev.VerthaineStop marrying cabbages.That's the problem with us erisians,very few people can handle us without having to need a straight jacket afterwards.I believe that erisians should only date erisians,but there is so few of us for that to be practical.we really need to go on a recruitment drive.(calling shotgun)
There ya, go, Sweetie.
Verthaine's got the answer you were looking for.
You married a cabbage extraordinaire......a cute one, but a cabbage nonetheless.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on April 25, 2004, 02:04:10 AM
Quote from: Rev.VerthaineStop marrying cabbages.That's the problem with us erisians,very few people can handle us without having to need a straight jacket afterwards.I believe that erisians should only date erisians,but there is so few of us for that to be practical.we really need to go on a recruitment drive.(calling shotgun)


Aha!  :idea:

Since you called shotgun I'll drive, but I'll need to wear a warning sign, 'not for cabbage  consumption, may be hazardous to your health'
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 26, 2004, 07:20:19 AM
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Rev.VerthaineStop marrying cabbages.That's the problem with us erisians,very few people can handle us without having to need a straight jacket afterwards.I believe that erisians should only date erisians,but there is so few of us for that to be practical.we really need to go on a recruitment drive.(calling shotgun)


Aha!  :idea:

Since you called shotgun I'll drive, but I'll need to wear a warning sign, 'not for cabbage  consumption, may be hazardous to your health'
And I will drop you on your head again if you ever so much as flutter your eyelashes at another cabbage again, Sister Darling.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on April 26, 2004, 05:27:52 PM
where have all the cowboys gone ( as opposed to your average rednecked hick)?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 26, 2004, 07:59:55 PM
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferiswhere have all the cowboys gone ( as opposed to your average rednecked hick)?
At least some of them are in Montana where my sister Zorga lives.
I saw them with my very own eyes.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on April 26, 2004, 08:21:54 PM
militia and mountian men and cowboys?... that state has it all!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: mobbing on April 26, 2004, 09:37:58 PM
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferiswhere have all the cowboys gone ( as opposed to your average rednecked hick)?

one of them teaches tai chi to me. you would never guess that it is a tai chi teacher when you meet him wearing hat, boots and everything
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on April 26, 2004, 10:12:36 PM
that my friend is so cool... but my cousin kevin dresses that way and also used to run a dojo.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 27, 2004, 02:46:49 AM
::Puts a cabbage killing hex around Duchess Demonica which causes immediate murderation of any cabbage she bats her lashes at.::

Chaoist work is never finished. Hook us up the slack!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 27, 2004, 08:22:19 AM
Uh Oh! There goes half the men in the state of Utah.  :shock:

You hear that, Demonica?
Bat your lashes at the cute guy down the block and he's cole slaw.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 27, 2004, 07:38:49 PM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC::Puts a cabbage killing hex around Duchess Demonica which causes immediate murderation of any cabbage she bats her lashes at.::

Chaoist work is never finished. Hook us up the slack!

PS: I just read this post over the phone to Demonica, Hugh.
She says thank you and she loves you for doing that.
Not only did you save her, but you just singled handedly saved Utah from
being even more overrun by cabbages.

PPS: She said this as she was applying her mascara. :roll:
Coleslaw for dinner tonight fer sher.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on April 27, 2004, 09:30:59 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
PPS: She said this as she was applying her mascara. :roll:
Coleslaw for dinner tonight fer sher.

:D  :D  :D  :D
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Iron Sulfide on April 27, 2004, 10:40:37 PM
yeah, never marry a shikza...

fa' sheitzle my neitzle!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 28, 2004, 09:43:39 AM
Quote from: Saint*Bastardyeah, never marry a shikza...

fa' sheitzle my neitzle!
Gonna work these words of wisdom into a design, drop my sister on her
head and then have it tatooed to her body before she comes to again.  :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Trollax on April 29, 2004, 04:48:24 AM
Quote from: Rev.VerthaineStop marrying cabbages.That's the problem with us erisians,very few people can handle us without having to need a straight jacket afterwards.I believe that erisians should only date erisians,but there is so few of us for that to be practical.we really need to go on a recruitment drive.(calling shotgun)

I have this problem too... Though not so much these days...  :oops:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 30, 2004, 02:04:28 AM
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: Rev.VerthaineStop marrying cabbages.That's the problem with us erisians,very few people can handle us without having to need a straight jacket afterwards.I believe that erisians should only date erisians,but there is so few of us for that to be practical.we really need to go on a recruitment drive.(calling shotgun)

I have this problem too... Though not so much these days...  :oops:

Trollax, I didn't know you were marrying cabbages...Do you want us to help you or something?

BTW, we should make an international Divorce Your Cabbage Day for Discordians. What do you guys think?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 30, 2004, 02:06:36 AM
We really should!! Woo hoo!
We could celebrate with a big bonfire.

Demonica says we should coordinate it with some other
cabbagy holiday - especially a drinking holiday - and then
all the cabbages would be celebrating with us and not even know it.

They might even buy us free drinks.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 30, 2004, 02:07:51 AM
I am all for free drinks. We could even say "Sponsered by Cabbages" on our flyers.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 30, 2004, 02:08:49 AM
Yeah, let's do it!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 30, 2004, 02:41:41 AM
Which day shall it be?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 30, 2004, 02:42:21 AM
What day do the cabbages celebrate with booze and much merriment?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 30, 2004, 02:43:55 AM
I don't know. They seem to do it erratically.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 30, 2004, 02:49:28 AM
How about St. Patricks Day?
We could not only divorce the cabbages, we could cook them up and
serve them to our friends. :twisted:
And we could drink lots of beer at the same time.

That's still pretty far away, though. :evil:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 30, 2004, 02:52:38 AM
We could change it around. Or have one every season.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 30, 2004, 02:53:16 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC::Puts a cabbage killing hex around Duchess Demonica which causes immediate murderation of any cabbage she bats her lashes at.::

Chaoist work is never finished. Hook us up the slack!

PS: I just read this post over the phone to Demonica, Hugh.
She says thank you and she loves you for doing that.
Not only did you save her, but you just singled handedly saved Utah from
being even more overrun by cabbages.

PPS: She said this as she was applying her mascara. :roll:
Coleslaw for dinner tonight fer sher.

BTW- Tell her, no problem. It's what I tend to do anyway.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 30, 2004, 02:55:22 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCWe could change it around. Or have one every season.
Yay! I pick have one every season.  :P
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 30, 2004, 02:56:45 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC::Puts a cabbage killing hex around Duchess Demonica which causes immediate murderation of any cabbage she bats her lashes at.::

Chaoist work is never finished. Hook us up the slack!

PS: I just read this post over the phone to Demonica, Hugh.
She says thank you and she loves you for doing that.
Not only did you save her, but you just singled handedly saved Utah from
being even more overrun by cabbages.

PPS: She said this as she was applying her mascara. :roll:
Coleslaw for dinner tonight fer sher.

BTW- Tell her, no problem. It's what I tend to do anyway.
Okay, I just told her. She says it worked really well, by the way.
There's a trail of fresh bodies leading from the supermarket to her front door.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 30, 2004, 02:58:38 AM
Damn.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 30, 2004, 03:03:34 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCDamn.
I know....we're gonna have to shave her eyelashes and get her some really dark shades to wear outside.

PS: She almost can't help it, you know. I mean what with her being blonde and all.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 30, 2004, 03:12:34 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCDamn.
I know....we're gonna have to shave her eyelashes and get her some really dark shades to wear outside.

PS: She almost can't help it, you know. I mean what with her being blonde and all.

Yeah. It could be the blond effect. We can dye her hair purple.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 30, 2004, 03:16:11 AM
Or orange. I like orange. :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 30, 2004, 03:25:30 AM
Orange and Purply streaks.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 30, 2004, 03:26:17 AM
Oooh, she'll like that......she likes shiny things.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 30, 2004, 03:27:29 AM
She can have some of my murderation tools.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 30, 2004, 03:28:56 AM
Wow! That'll cheer the darling right up.  :P
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 30, 2004, 03:30:46 AM
::Hands Bella an assortment of murderation tolls::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 30, 2004, 03:31:59 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC::Hands Bella an assortment of murderation tolls::
Thank you. Can I play with these for a couple of days?
Or do you want me to pass them right on?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 30, 2004, 03:43:15 AM
Play away!

Pick some for yourself and give her the others.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 30, 2004, 03:49:15 AM
Thank you, sir.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 30, 2004, 04:25:58 AM
Bella? Where have you gone?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 30, 2004, 04:39:40 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCBella? Where have you gone?
I'm here. Just been talking to my friend, Ane in Montreal.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 30, 2004, 04:41:31 AM
Cool. I was just taking a walkabout over at the New Mirror Frums.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 30, 2004, 04:43:08 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCCool. I was just taking a walkabout over at the New Mirror Frums.
That sounds really nice.
Ane is talking to me in her beautiful french accent.
She's telling me to get my hair all cut off and spikey again.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 30, 2004, 04:47:10 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCCool. I was just taking a walkabout over at the New Mirror Frums.
That sounds really nice.
Ane is talking to me in her beautiful french accent.
She's telling me to get my hair all cut off and spikey again.

You should do it, only if you want to.

Ze spikes are so magnifique!

I have forgotten an incredible amount of my french. J'suis 'dayzolay'.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 30, 2004, 04:59:26 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCCool. I was just taking a walkabout over at the New Mirror Frums.
That sounds really nice.
Ane is talking to me in her beautiful french accent.
She's telling me to get my hair all cut off and spikey again.

You should do it, only if you want to.

Ze spikes are so magnifique!

I have forgotten an incredible amount of my french. J'suis 'dayzolay'.
I was already thinking of getting my hair all cut off again.
Ane's cracking me up.....she's saying that I'm being reborn and need to have my hair short and fluffly like a newborn chicken.
Isn't she funny?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 30, 2004, 05:04:07 AM
She is. You can become a newborn chica, no?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 30, 2004, 05:05:38 AM
She says oui.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 30, 2004, 05:07:29 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomShe says oui.

::looks around::

Damn. I had a french expression all ready to go and then lost it to alcohol.
C'est la vie?!?! Non! C'est la tequila!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on April 30, 2004, 05:09:34 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomShe says oui.

::looks around::

Damn. I had a french expression all ready to go and then lost it to alcohol.
C'est la vie?!?! Non! C'est la tequila!
She says "soup du jour". :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 30, 2004, 05:11:18 AM
Oooouuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiisssssssss!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on May 02, 2004, 03:03:37 AM
Oui Oui madam

no, I just need to powder my nose




NAME THAT MOVIE
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 02, 2004, 03:46:00 AM
Quote from: MalaulOui Oui madam

no, I just need to powder my nose




NAME THAT MOVIE
Sorry, not a clue.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on May 02, 2004, 04:39:28 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: MalaulOui Oui madam

no, I just need to powder my nose




NAME THAT MOVIE
Sorry, not a clue.
very tricky you are miss Bella
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 02, 2004, 04:44:00 AM
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: MalaulOui Oui madam

no, I just need to powder my nose




NAME THAT MOVIE
Sorry, not a clue.
very tricky you are miss Bella
But not as tricky as you, Miss Caffeinator.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on May 02, 2004, 04:45:18 AM
::fluffs hair::

yes, I am awsome arent I?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 02, 2004, 09:48:07 PM
Quote from: Malaul::fluffs hair::

yes, I am awsome arent I?
Yup, I just talked to DS and she agrees.
She said to tell you: dhtkeiwtuwf fdksldkr  gotitoekwskdf!@!@!44871h
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 04, 2004, 01:21:39 AM
I second that.

Yiodhniayioueroasyfhml!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 04, 2004, 07:41:11 AM
Dear Bella,

I am rapidly turning into a misanthrope.  Any ideas?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 04, 2004, 07:49:27 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerDear Bella,

I am rapidly turning into a misanthrope.  Any ideas?

Dear Roger,

Surrender to the flow.  :twisted:


Of course, I am rather drunk at the moment, so you might want to rethink any plan I come up with right now.

PS: let me sober up and I will respond in a serious manner...or not.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 04, 2004, 07:51:38 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerDear Bella,

I am rapidly turning into a misanthrope.  Any ideas?

Dear Roger,

Surrender to the flow.  :twisted:


Of course, I am rather drunk at the moment, so you might want to rethink any plan I come up with right now.

PS: let me sober up and I will respond in a serious manner...or not.

Good plan.

::gives Bella some El Jimador::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 04, 2004, 08:14:36 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerDear Bella,

I am rapidly turning into a misanthrope.  Any ideas?

Dear Roger,

Surrender to the flow.  :twisted:


Of course, I am rather drunk at the moment, so you might want to rethink any plan I come up with right now.

PS: let me sober up and I will respond in a serious manner...or not.

Good plan.

BTW, new Yahoos thread up.

Boo.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 04, 2004, 08:54:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerDear Bella,

I am rapidly turning into a misanthrope.  Any ideas?

Dear Roger,

Surrender to the flow.  :twisted:


Of course, I am rather drunk at the moment, so you might want to rethink any plan I come up with right now.

PS: let me sober up and I will respond in a serious manner...or not.

Good plan.

BTW, new Yahoos thread up.

Boo.
Boo, yourself Roger.

I'll go check out the thread, thanks.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Verthaine on May 04, 2004, 09:23:39 PM
SSbela,my love,I desperately need your help.This is driving me  insane!!!!  
This cycle's issue of "Trans-Dimensional Traveler" magazine's crossword puzzle.
56 down
the clue is" ancient Xkrthian demon's battle armor".
9 letters
2nd letter is b
7th letter is m

HELP!!!!!!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: illusion on May 05, 2004, 01:33:10 AM
Quote from: Rev.VerthaineSSbela,my love,I desperately need your help.This is driving me  insane!!!!  
This cycle's issue of "Trans-Dimensional Traveler" magazine's crossword puzzle.
56 down
the clue is" ancient Xkrthian demon's battle armor".
9 letters
2nd letter is b
7th letter is m

HELP!!!!!!
How did you know our Bella is a crossword puzzle fanatic?
Never mind. The name of that magazine says it all.

Ahem......I hate to say this, but you know she's not above cheating, right?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 05, 2004, 05:32:53 PM
Quote from: Rev.VerthaineSSbela,my love,I desperately need your help.This is driving me  insane!!!!  
This cycle's issue of "Trans-Dimensional Traveler" magazine's crossword puzzle.
56 down
the clue is" ancient Xkrthian demon's battle armor".
9 letters
2nd letter is b
7th letter is m

HELP!!!!!!

This was the most difficult puzzle I've seen in a long time, Verthaine. Tell me you aren't trying to do it in indelible ink, because I think the answers shift from moment to moment. Anyway, I was also stumped, until I remembered that the Xkrthian demons almost always answer a riddle with another riddle. A question within an answer, if you get my trans-dimensional drift. So, okay.....I think I have the answer, which of course, conceals it's own puzzle.

The name of the ancient Xkrthian demon's battle armor is: ABySTrmPf

I believe I know the riddle it contains. Do you?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Verthaine on May 05, 2004, 09:00:04 PM
D'OH!!!


I believe i know the riddle also,but I don't think it would be a wise idea to print it here.Being the cause of a universal-wide armmeggedon would not do me any favours on my next performance evaluation meeting with the higher ups of the Church of Eris.(I have my pension planto consider you know).

Thanks,I got it just in time before it shifted.You're a goddess Bels.(
When I get some free time,I know this wonderful little bistro in the Acturus system,my treat)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 05, 2004, 09:16:20 PM
Quote from: Rev.VerthaineD'OH!!!


I believe i know the riddle also,but I don't think it would be a wise idea to print it here.Being the cause of a universal-wide armmeggedon would not do me any favours on my next performance evaluation meeting with the higher ups of the Church of Eris.(I have my pension planto consider you know).

Thanks,I got it just in time before it shifted.You're a goddess Bels.(
When I get some free time,I know this wonderful little bistro in the Acturus system,my treat)

You're welcome, Verthaine.
This one was a real challenge, wasn't it?
And yes, please please don't print the answer and bring on a
universal-wide armmeggedon.

I just shifted realities and was hoping to rest here for a bit.....nothing restful about fleeing armeggedon is there?
Besides, one can't be too careful of one's pension plan.

PS: The bistro sounds lovely.....I hope they serve pasta.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 07, 2004, 10:09:02 PM
Dear Bella,

How do we get rid of fundamentalists? This has been irking me for some time. I thought about mass murder but that will not do, it only encourages them.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 07, 2004, 10:19:49 PM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCDear Bella,

How do we get rid of fundamentalists? This has been irking me for some time. I thought about mass murder but that will not do, it only encourages them.
So true, the last thing in the world they need is more martyrs.

I have to go put my thinking cap on about this one. I'll get back to you.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on May 09, 2004, 06:38:24 AM
It's simple really...........................just drop the Fucking 'F-bomb'
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 09, 2004, 06:49:29 AM
Quote from: Duchess DemonicaIt's simple really...........................just drop the Fucking 'F-bomb'
Darling! You're so incredibly brilliant!
Here's your answer, Hugh.....drop the Fucking 'F-bomb' on the fundies and they'll exploder fer sher.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on May 09, 2004, 07:02:51 AM
They're never quite the same after that
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 09, 2004, 07:04:46 AM
Quote from: Duchess DemonicaThey're never quite the same after that
Problem is they were never quite the same to begin with either.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on May 09, 2004, 07:10:15 AM
True true............

Demon seed #three just declared may 7th as
'Happy Fucking False Apology Day''

and May 6th as 'Happy Fucking Too Tired to See You Dear Day'

and May 8th as 'Happy Fucking May 8th'

sounds like she's having a bad week also
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 09, 2004, 10:22:55 PM
let's be greatful that someone fucked day... ( this year it happens to be mothers day)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: illusion on May 09, 2004, 10:31:23 PM
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferislet's be greatful that someone fucked day... ( this year it happens to be mothers day)
:twisted:  :lol:  :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 11, 2004, 10:36:48 PM
Quote from: illusion
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferislet's be greatful that someone fucked day... ( this year it happens to be mothers day)
:twisted:  :lol:  :twisted:

:roll: are we supposed to buy "let´s be greatful someone fucked"-day presents: like:

- a framed condom with a card saying "have a nice fuck"

- a gift-certificat to visit the sheep on shetland isles

- kidnap someones wife/husband, giftwrap him/her and give her/him back to owner
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 12, 2004, 01:49:03 AM
::Begins F-Bomb preparations::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: illusion on May 12, 2004, 04:32:02 AM
::Ducks::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Trollax on May 12, 2004, 04:35:49 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC::Begins F-Bomb preparations::

Gonna drop that thing on utah?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2004, 06:52:24 AM
Dear Bella,

I have an overwhelming urge to stabbinate my neighbors.  Problem is, it's like eating potato chips.  Once you start, how do ya stop?

Yours in perpetual zombiness,
The Good Reverend.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on May 12, 2004, 07:02:45 AM
Eventually you'll run out of neighbours and have to shift.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 12, 2004, 07:07:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerDear Bella,

I have an overwhelming urge to stabbinate my neighbors.  Problem is, it's like eating potato chips.  Once you start, how do ya stop?

Yours in perpetual zombiness,
The Good Reverend.
Dear Roger,

We can lend you Debbil Squerril. That's what works for us.
You can sit back and eat the chips and let her do what she does best.
This child is diabolical and will make their lives living hell until they give up and move away.

Otherwise, darn! I have a hard time resisting potato chips myself.
I guess the answer is not to start in the first place.

Yours in gratitude for the Screaming Yahoos Series,
Bella
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2004, 08:03:08 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYours in gratitude for the Screaming Yahoos Series,
Bella

You're welcome.  I don't think that series is over yet.

Crazy Steve got out of jail, today, and Nazi Ray's weird brother is watching his house while Ray rots in jail.

And, yes, Millie took Crazy Steve back.  Darwinism DISPROVED.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on May 12, 2004, 09:24:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYours in gratitude for the Screaming Yahoos Series,
Bella

You're welcome.  I don't think that series is over yet.

Crazy Steve got out of jail, today, and Nazi Ray's weird brother is watching his house while Ray rots in jail.

And, yes, Millie took Crazy Steve back.  Darwinism DISPROVED.

Sounds like my old neighbors.......................we made beer stew with
ryan the nazi who is now a bible thumper.  

that was back in the days of the famous crowded van ride of doom and farts................occupants included 1 nazi, one gay metaphysical very darkskinned friend, one hopi nation citizen,
one winey psycho chic nicknamed 'the claw', one space cadet with desert sand for face powder,
myself, my ex before this last ex, DS, Demon seed #three,  one psycho guy in love with the sand faced girl............... one tarantula
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 12, 2004, 04:14:26 PM
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYours in gratitude for the Screaming Yahoos Series,
Bella

You're welcome.  I don't think that series is over yet.

Crazy Steve got out of jail, today, and Nazi Ray's weird brother is watching his house while Ray rots in jail.

And, yes, Millie took Crazy Steve back.  Darwinism DISPROVED.

Sounds like my old neighbors.......................we made beer stew with
ryan the nazi who is now a bible thumper.  

that was back in the days of the famous crowded van ride of doom and farts................occupants included 1 nazi, one gay metaphysical very darkskinned friend, one hopi nation citizen,
one winey psycho chic nicknamed 'the claw', one space cadet with desert sand for face powder,
myself, my ex before this last ex, DS, Demon seed #three,  one psycho guy in love with the sand faced girl............... one tarantula
And just in case anyone thinks she was exaggerating a tad......she wasn't.
She left out our cross-dressing third cousin.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: mobbing on May 12, 2004, 11:46:11 PM
an other question for you Bella.

I've been thinking about eternity
and this is alright
but what about half-eternity?
imagine you have something that came into existence right now and it will exist forever....
is this half-eternity or eternity for it still exists an endless long time...

what do you know about it? I'm sure you can help me for you are half-eternity.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on May 14, 2004, 09:47:28 AM
Quote from: mobbingan other question for you Bella.

I've been thinking about eternity
and this is alright
but what about half-eternity?
imagine you have something that came into existence right now and it will exist forever....
is this half-eternity or eternity for it still exists an endless long time...

what do you know about it? I'm sure you can help me for you are half-eternity.

Ouch!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 14, 2004, 08:02:54 PM
Quote from: mobbingan other question for you Bella.

I've been thinking about eternity
and this is alright
but what about half-eternity?
imagine you have something that came into existence right now and it will exist forever....
is this half-eternity or eternity for it still exists an endless long time...

what do you know about it? I'm sure you can help me for you are half-eternity.
Wow, this one made me stop and think.....thanks.
I'm going to refer you to Saint*Bastards new rant in the "Or Kill Me" thread.

I think we're all part of the same thing and that anything new that comes into being is made up of components that already exisited (even if only as a thought in the mind of the Goddess). I also believe that time, as we understand it doesn't exist, but is part of an ocean or an endless lake in which everything swims. In the universe I experience, everyone and everything is interconnected and measurements such as "half" or "whole" are merely there for our convenience and comfort.

With that in mind, your answer is yes and no. The new thing that has come into existence is "half-eternity" from one perspective and "eternity" from another. From my point of view everything is eternity.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 14, 2004, 08:05:05 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: mobbingan other question for you Bella.

I've been thinking about eternity
and this is alright
but what about half-eternity?
imagine you have something that came into existence right now and it will exist forever....
is this half-eternity or eternity for it still exists an endless long time...

what do you know about it? I'm sure you can help me for you are half-eternity.
Wow, this one made me stop and think.....thanks.
I'm going to refer you to Saint*Bastards new rant in the "Or Kill Me" thread.

I think we're all part of the same thing and that anything new that comes into being is made up of components that already exisited (even if only as a thought in the mind of the Goddess). I also believe that time, as we understand it doesn't exist, but is part of an ocean or an endless lake in which everything swims. In the universe I experience, everyone and everything is interconnected and measurements such as "half" or "whole" are merely there for our convenience and comfort.

With that in mind, your answer is yes and no. The new thing that has come into existence is "half-eternity" from one perspective and "eternity" from another. From my point of view everything is eternity.
I've been waiting for your answer forever
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 14, 2004, 08:06:00 PM
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: mobbingan other question for you Bella.

I've been thinking about eternity
and this is alright
but what about half-eternity?
imagine you have something that came into existence right now and it will exist forever....
is this half-eternity or eternity for it still exists an endless long time...

what do you know about it? I'm sure you can help me for you are half-eternity.
Wow, this one made me stop and think.....thanks.
I'm going to refer you to Saint*Bastards new rant in the "Or Kill Me" thread.

I think we're all part of the same thing and that anything new that comes into being is made up of components that already exisited (even if only as a thought in the mind of the Goddess). I also believe that time, as we understand it doesn't exist, but is part of an ocean or an endless lake in which everything swims. In the universe I experience, everyone and everything is interconnected and measurements such as "half" or "whole" are merely there for our convenience and comfort.

With that in mind, your answer is yes and no. The new thing that has come into existence is "half-eternity" from one perspective and "eternity" from another. From my point of view everything is eternity.
I've been waiting for your answer forever
Which is really no time at all.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 14, 2004, 08:07:39 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: mobbingan other question for you Bella.

I've been thinking about eternity
and this is alright
but what about half-eternity?
imagine you have something that came into existence right now and it will exist forever....
is this half-eternity or eternity for it still exists an endless long time...

what do you know about it? I'm sure you can help me for you are half-eternity.
Wow, this one made me stop and think.....thanks.
I'm going to refer you to Saint*Bastards new rant in the "Or Kill Me" thread.

I think we're all part of the same thing and that anything new that comes into being is made up of components that already exisited (even if only as a thought in the mind of the Goddess). I also believe that time, as we understand it doesn't exist, but is part of an ocean or an endless lake in which everything swims. In the universe I experience, everyone and everything is interconnected and measurements such as "half" or "whole" are merely there for our convenience and comfort.

With that in mind, your answer is yes and no. The new thing that has come into existence is "half-eternity" from one perspective and "eternity" from another. From my point of view everything is eternity.
I've been waiting for your answer forever
Which is really no time at all.
It was like two shakes of a lambs tail
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 14, 2004, 08:09:08 PM
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: mobbingan other question for you Bella.

I've been thinking about eternity
and this is alright
but what about half-eternity?
imagine you have something that came into existence right now and it will exist forever....
is this half-eternity or eternity for it still exists an endless long time...

what do you know about it? I'm sure you can help me for you are half-eternity.
Wow, this one made me stop and think.....thanks.
I'm going to refer you to Saint*Bastards new rant in the "Or Kill Me" thread.

I think we're all part of the same thing and that anything new that comes into being is made up of components that already exisited (even if only as a thought in the mind of the Goddess). I also believe that time, as we understand it doesn't exist, but is part of an ocean or an endless lake in which everything swims. In the universe I experience, everyone and everything is interconnected and measurements such as "half" or "whole" are merely there for our convenience and comfort.

With that in mind, your answer is yes and no. The new thing that has come into existence is "half-eternity" from one perspective and "eternity" from another. From my point of view everything is eternity.
I've been waiting for your answer forever
Which is really no time at all.
It was like two shakes of a lambs tail
Someone should invent a clock that measures time by shakes of a lambs tail.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 14, 2004, 08:12:02 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: mobbingan other question for you Bella.

I've been thinking about eternity
and this is alright
but what about half-eternity?
imagine you have something that came into existence right now and it will exist forever....
is this half-eternity or eternity for it still exists an endless long time...

what do you know about it? I'm sure you can help me for you are half-eternity.
Wow, this one made me stop and think.....thanks.
I'm going to refer you to Saint*Bastards new rant in the "Or Kill Me" thread.

I think we're all part of the same thing and that anything new that comes into being is made up of components that already exisited (even if only as a thought in the mind of the Goddess). I also believe that time, as we understand it doesn't exist, but is part of an ocean or an endless lake in which everything swims. In the universe I experience, everyone and everything is interconnected and measurements such as "half" or "whole" are merely there for our convenience and comfort.

With that in mind, your answer is yes and no. The new thing that has come into existence is "half-eternity" from one perspective and "eternity" from another. From my point of view everything is eternity.
I've been waiting for your answer forever
Which is really no time at all.
It was like two shakes of a lambs tail
Someone should invent a clock that measures time by shakes of a lambs tail.
my brother got me a binary clock.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 14, 2004, 08:23:06 PM
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: mobbingan other question for you Bella.

I've been thinking about eternity
and this is alright
but what about half-eternity?
imagine you have something that came into existence right now and it will exist forever....
is this half-eternity or eternity for it still exists an endless long time...

what do you know about it? I'm sure you can help me for you are half-eternity.
Wow, this one made me stop and think.....thanks.
I'm going to refer you to Saint*Bastards new rant in the "Or Kill Me" thread.

I think we're all part of the same thing and that anything new that comes into being is made up of components that already exisited (even if only as a thought in the mind of the Goddess). I also believe that time, as we understand it doesn't exist, but is part of an ocean or an endless lake in which everything swims. In the universe I experience, everyone and everything is interconnected and measurements such as "half" or "whole" are merely there for our convenience and comfort.

With that in mind, your answer is yes and no. The new thing that has come into existence is "half-eternity" from one perspective and "eternity" from another. From my point of view everything is eternity.
I've been waiting for your answer forever
Which is really no time at all.
It was like two shakes of a lambs tail
Someone should invent a clock that measures time by shakes of a lambs tail.
my brother got me a binary clock.

I´ve got an issue with enormous quotes....I´m aware of that
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: mobbing on May 14, 2004, 10:02:39 PM
thank you for this answer Bella
now I know that thinking sometimes should involve knowledge you already have.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 14, 2004, 10:31:10 PM
You're so welcome. I hope the answer made sense to you.
It was really synchronistic of you to ask such a question just
when I was already thinking about time and eternity and the nature
of reality.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Trollax on May 21, 2004, 06:45:37 AM
Dear Bella,
      Am I a Pushover?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 21, 2004, 07:54:50 AM
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDDear Bella,
      Am I a Pushover?

Nope, why do you ask?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Trollax on May 21, 2004, 07:56:30 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDDear Bella,
      Am I a Pushover?

Nope, why do you ask?

Just feeling kind of weak and ineffectual lately.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 21, 2004, 07:58:55 AM
Well, that's not how other people perceive you.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Trollax on May 21, 2004, 08:00:41 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWell, that's not how other people perceive you.
Always nice to know. But do they percieve me as the sort of person who takes over countries and hodls the world to ransom? I think my image needs more tweaking.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: illusion on May 21, 2004, 03:19:36 PM
Why in the world would you want people to view you that way, Trollax?
You don't have to have world domination in order to prove to people
that you aren't a pushover.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: gnimbley on May 21, 2004, 03:43:31 PM
He dreams of world domination to compensate for his delusions of adequacy?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Rev Thwack on May 21, 2004, 03:45:11 PM
well, it's either that or he thinks he has a small penis.

After all, everything a man does is because he thinks he has a small penis.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: gnimbley on May 21, 2004, 03:47:37 PM
Quote from: Rev Thwackwell, it's either that or he thinks he has a small penis.

After all, everything a man does is because he thinks he has a small penis.

Really? That's interesting. Do go on.

::checks billing clock. Only Thirty-five more minutes of this lunatic and I get a bathroom break.::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on May 21, 2004, 03:55:13 PM
Quote from: gnimbley
Quote from: Rev Thwackwell, it's either that or he thinks he has a small penis.

After all, everything a man does is because he thinks he has a small penis.

Really? That's interesting. Do go on.

::checks billing clock. Only Thirty-five more minutes of this lunatic and I get a bathroom break.::
::snick::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: gnimbley on May 21, 2004, 03:59:08 PM
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: gnimbley
Quote from: Rev Thwackwell, it's either that or he thinks he has a small penis.

After all, everything a man does is because he thinks he has a small penis.

Really? That's interesting. Do go on.

::checks billing clock. Only Thirty-five more minutes of this lunatic and I get a bathroom break.::
::snick::

::snack (hmmm, cheese...)::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on May 21, 2004, 04:01:15 PM
Quote from: gnimbley
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: gnimbley
Quote from: Rev Thwackwell, it's either that or he thinks he has a small penis.

After all, everything a man does is because he thinks he has a small penis.

Really? That's interesting. Do go on.

::checks billing clock. Only Thirty-five more minutes of this lunatic and I get a bathroom break.::
::snick::

::snack (hmmm, cheese...)::
patty whack, shes likes it when you do that,,,
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Rev Thwack on May 21, 2004, 04:08:38 PM
You know, I always thought that one of the strongest motivators for trollax was his imense desire to be accepted as an equal by members of the opposite sex... and I don't mean an equal as in equal human being, but I mean an equal more of in a "one of the girls" type. At first I thought it odd that a heterosexual male would try to place himself like that.... cross-dressing and all, but as I look at it, things start to make more sense. I knew about his abandonment issues from when his mother left him, and I knew that his travels thru the seedy underbelly of the male prostitution ring that his father sold him to at the age of 8 had a deep impact on him, but I hadn't quite realized that his constant submission to men unwilling to admit or accept their homosexualy had left him unable to express his true and repressed sexual desired. I just want to let you know, Trollax, that although you are gay, we still accept you as a unique and interesting individual. Now, if you would please take off the tiara and put the handbag down, we can end this.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: gnimbley on May 21, 2004, 04:12:44 PM
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: gnimbley
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: gnimbley
Quote from: Rev Thwackwell, it's either that or he thinks he has a small penis.

After all, everything a man does is because he thinks he has a small penis.

Really? That's interesting. Do go on.

::checks billing clock. Only Thirty-five more minutes of this lunatic and I get a bathroom break.::
::snick::

::snack (hmmm, cheese...)::
patty whack, shes likes it when you do that,,,

Get you dog a boner. (or breath mints, either will work.)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on May 21, 2004, 04:21:41 PM
Quote from: gnimbley
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: gnimbley
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: gnimbley
Quote from: Rev Thwackwell, it's either that or he thinks he has a small penis.

After all, everything a man does is because he thinks he has a small penis.

Really? That's interesting. Do go on.

::checks billing clock. Only Thirty-five more minutes of this lunatic and I get a bathroom break.::
::snick::

::snack (hmmm, cheese...)::
patty whack, shes likes it when you do that,,,

Get you dog a boner. (or breath mints, either will work.)
This old man came Rolling home  (he likes the E)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: gnimbley on May 21, 2004, 04:28:25 PM
::scribble, scribble, scribble::

Does the feeling that your life is just like a Broadway musical account for these sudden outbursts of singing, or is this a sign of disrooted hostility towards dogs?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on May 21, 2004, 04:43:22 PM
I think it reflects my lack of coffee
or something
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: gnimbley on May 21, 2004, 04:57:35 PM
::scribble, scribble, scribble::

And how does the lack of coffee make you feel?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Rev Thwack on May 21, 2004, 05:00:58 PM
I'm pretty sure that I can safely answer that one for her by saying "tired"
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on May 21, 2004, 07:28:22 PM
cracked out might be better
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on May 21, 2004, 08:03:54 PM
::gives Malaul a super mocha double coffee::

::breaks into random song and dance with DS::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on May 21, 2004, 08:14:41 PM
=========ZOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: illusion on May 21, 2004, 09:42:48 PM
Shrinks make me nervous, gnimbley.

Always pretending to take notes when they're really only drawing strange
and/or obscene little doodlings.

:::::wanders off mumbling to herself:::::

"Notes? Notes? I'll give that gnome something to take notes about alright." :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: gnimbley on May 21, 2004, 11:49:01 PM
::scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, Illusion, Illusion, Illusion, Illusion, Illusion, Illusion, Illusion, Illusion, Illusion, Illusion, Illusion, Illusion, Illusion, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 21, 2004, 11:52:17 PM
Uh Oh. Illusion is easily irritated, gnome.
I'm afraid she may have to yank your therapy license.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: illusion on May 22, 2004, 05:15:43 AM
:::::takes out her biggest pair of scissors and prepares to cut up the gnome's therapy license:::::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 22, 2004, 05:16:31 AM
Quote from: illusion:::::takes out her biggest pair of scissors and prepares to cut up the gnome's therapy license:::::

::sneaks up and takes scissors and stabs prairie squid::

::runs away::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: illusion on May 22, 2004, 05:19:02 AM
:::::taps her fingers and thinks:::::



:::::borrows blowtorch and prepares to incinerate the gnome's license instead:::::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: gnimbley on May 22, 2004, 12:29:20 PM
::hires the Clay Henry to put out the blow torch with his fireman hose::

::gets new copy of Junior Psychotherapeutic Busybody License on indestructable paper::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on May 22, 2004, 03:25:29 PM
Quote from: gnimbley::hires the Clay Henry to put out the blow torch with his fireman hose::

::gets new copy of Junior Psychotherapeutic Busybody License on indestructable paper::

:steals new copy of Junior Psychotherapeutic Busybody License while gnome is busy writing:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on May 22, 2004, 06:23:11 PM
::sits back to watch what happens next::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: gnimbley on May 23, 2004, 05:26:02 AM
gnimbley looks everywhere for his Junior Psychotherapeutic Busybody License.

It's missing! Oh no! Whatever is the gnome to do?

He searches in old shoeboxes, in trucks stored in the root cellar,
in secret compartments in the cedar valet, in the pie safe,
under the salt shaker, inside the teapot.



It is nowhere to be found.



He looks nowhere and still can't find it.

(Thought I'd slip up on that one, eh?)






WAIT!





Buried deep in the bottom of the old truck
left to him by his grandfather, gneral,
under the old clothes and memorabilia
left over from his days as a gnomeling,
in a false bottom he finds ...







































... the incredibly authentic ...












































... original copy ...







































... still in tact ...







































... and VALID ...







































... JUNIOR SNOOPER PRIVATE DETECTIVE LICENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







heh heh heh





You just had to go and provoke him, didn't you?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on May 23, 2004, 06:05:46 AM
Uh Oh!

::hopes the gnome doesn't read the date on Demonica's I.D.
and discover her license to kill licorice expired three years ago::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: gnimbley on May 23, 2004, 01:57:32 PM
Quote from: Duchess DemonicaUh Oh!

::hopes the gnome doesn't read the date on Demonica's I.D.
and discover her license to kill licorice expired three years ago::

Magnifying glass in hand, sherlock holmes cape and hat firmly in place,
our intrepid gnome studiously studies the post for clues.

"Hmmm. I see paper and on the paper is writing. Hmmmm."

Scrutinizing the paper verrrrry carefully he ascertains ...

"Hmmm. This is a license, issued to one Duchess Demonica. Hmmmm."

Finally , in a burst of insight, our protagonist realizes ...

"Hmmm. Duchess Demonica has a license to spill liquor. She
must be a sloppy drunk!"

Having exhausted the license of meaningful clues, our dogged,
yet sensitive, private detective trudges on to the next post
in search of even more obvious, yet surprising, clues.

*** TO BE CONTINUED ***

This Episode of gnimbley the gnome and the Temple of Discord was
brought to you by Paris Hilton the Meaningless Celebrity Board Game
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Trollax on May 24, 2004, 07:44:04 AM
Quote from: GnimbleyHe dreams of world domination to compensate for his delusions of adequacy?
Quote from: Rev Thwackwell, it's either that or he thinks he has a small penis.

After all, everything a man does is because he thinks he has a small penis.

*looks down, gets a ruler out.* Nope... definitely no problem there. I'm gonna actually shock everyone and go with the gnome on this one.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Trollax on May 24, 2004, 07:51:19 AM
Quote from: Rev ThwackYou know, I always thought that one of the strongest motivators for trollax was his imense desire to be accepted as an equal by members of the opposite sex... and I don't mean an equal as in equal human being, but I mean an equal more of in a "one of the girls" type. At first I thought it odd that a heterosexual male would try to place himself like that.... cross-dressing and all, but as I look at it, things start to make more sense. I knew about his abandonment issues from when his mother left him, and I knew that his travels thru the seedy underbelly of the male prostitution ring that his father sold him to at the age of 8 had a deep impact on him, but I hadn't quite realized that his constant submission to men unwilling to admit or accept their homosexualy had left him unable to express his true and repressed sexual desired. I just want to let you know, Trollax, that although you are gay, we still accept you as a unique and interesting individual. Now, if you would please take off the tiara and put the handbag down, we can end this.

*laughs and falls off his chair*  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Oh Thwack... I know what you were trying to say...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: gnimbley on May 24, 2004, 02:40:24 PM
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: GnimbleyHe dreams of world domination to compensate for his delusions of adequacy?
Quote from: Rev Thwackwell, it's either that or he thinks he has a small penis.

After all, everything a man does is because he thinks he has a small penis.

*looks down, gets a ruler out.* Nope... definitely no problem there. I'm gonna actually shock everyone and go with the gnome on this one.

?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on May 24, 2004, 02:47:36 PM
::whispers to gnimbly:: I don think its a delusion!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Trollax on May 25, 2004, 05:11:15 AM
Quote from: Malaul::whispers to gnimbly:: I don think its a delusion!

:mrgreen:
Hell no it ain't a delusion...

Although I would still like to be regarded as a potential evil genius
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Iron Sulfide on June 03, 2004, 09:31:51 PM
Dear Bella,

can i crash at your place for a while?

i cook and clean and keep to myself mostly and i'm even house trained.

peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 03, 2004, 09:41:27 PM
Quote from: Saint*BastardDear Bella,

can i crash at your place for a while?

i cook and clean and keep to myself mostly and i'm even house trained.

peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

yeay, a subby on the forum......Bella take him in and do yr worst  :lol:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 03, 2004, 09:45:15 PM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Saint*BastardDear Bella,

can i crash at your place for a while?

i cook and clean and keep to myself mostly and i'm even house trained.

peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

yeay, a subby on the forum......Bella take him in and do yr worst  :lol:
there are quite a few subbies here by "Bob"
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Iron Sulfide on June 03, 2004, 09:49:09 PM
subby?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 03, 2004, 09:49:41 PM
Ohh.....I have a really jealous and mean ex husband about two doors down from where I live.
I don't think it's the safest thing in the world for any guy to come and crash with me right now.
I'm gonna move as soon as I can, but in the meantime, no subbies for Bella. :evil:

You really need a place to crash, St*Bastard?
I have a huge resource list from when I worked for the state.
I'll try to help you find somewhere to stay if you like.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 03, 2004, 09:51:12 PM
Quote from: Saint*Bastardsubby?

you are:
house trained
will cook and clean
you are begging bella to be allowed to crash

giveaway
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Iron Sulfide on June 03, 2004, 09:51:36 PM
i can come in drag...would that help?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 03, 2004, 09:55:36 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOhh.....I have a really jealous and mean ex husband about two doors down from where I live.
I don't think it's the safest thing in the world for any guy to come and crash with me right now.
I'm gonna move as soon as I can, but in the meantime, no subbies for Bella. :evil:

You really need a place to crash, St*Bastard?
I have a huge resource list from when I worked for the state.
I'll try to help you find somewhere to stay if you like.
I currently live in transitional housing... let bella help you out if you need it .... it's ok.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 03, 2004, 10:07:43 PM
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOhh.....I have a really jealous and mean ex husband about two doors down from where I live.
I don't think it's the safest thing in the world for any guy to come and crash with me right now.
I'm gonna move as soon as I can, but in the meantime, no subbies for Bella. :evil:

You really need a place to crash, St*Bastard?
I have a huge resource list from when I worked for the state.
I'll try to help you find somewhere to stay if you like.
I currently live in transitional housing... let bella help you out if you need it .... it's ok.
Thanks, CG....that's just the kind of thing i have in mind.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 03, 2004, 10:12:10 PM
you guys planning an alternative devival in CA now? :shock:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 03, 2004, 10:18:13 PM
no no... nothing like that.... not at all.. nyet nein ... non... uhuh .... never..... you think we would sneak behind everbodies back and do that.... not a chance...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 03, 2004, 10:19:27 PM
good to hear that (but i knew that already). No its just plausible since most people have financial and/or domestic problems to get to IL.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Iron Sulfide on June 03, 2004, 10:25:28 PM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Saint*Bastardsubby?

you are:
house trained
will cook and clean
you are begging bella to be allowed to crash

giveaway

no, i mean 'what's a subby?"
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 03, 2004, 10:30:19 PM
Quote from: Saint*Bastard
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Saint*Bastardsubby?

you are:
house trained
will cook and clean
you are begging bella to be allowed to crash

giveaway

no, i mean 'what's a subby?"
a sub genious....
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 03, 2004, 10:32:34 PM
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: Saint*Bastard
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Saint*Bastardsubby?

you are:
house trained
will cook and clean
you are begging bella to be allowed to crash

giveaway

no, i mean 'what's a subby?"
a sub genious....
Yeah, that's what dragen meant, alright. :roll:

Uh huh....sure it was.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 03, 2004, 10:38:11 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: Saint*Bastard
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Saint*Bastardsubby?

you are:
house trained
will cook and clean
you are begging bella to be allowed to crash

giveaway

no, i mean 'what's a subby?"
a sub genious....
Yeah, that's what dragen meant, alright. :roll:

Uh huh....sure it was.

he knows what I mean, he wrote about a female subby in his book (check literary topic)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 03, 2004, 10:39:03 PM
Ha! Tricky of him.

I'm gonna go look at the book.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 03, 2004, 10:41:37 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHa! Tricky of him.

I'm gonna go look at the book.


hmmm....you´re a female subby?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 03, 2004, 10:42:40 PM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: Saint*Bastard
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Saint*Bastardsubby?

you are:
house trained
will cook and clean
you are begging bella to be allowed to crash

giveaway

no, i mean 'what's a subby?"
a sub genious....
Yeah, that's what dragen meant, alright. :roll:

Uh huh....sure it was.

he knows what I mean, he wrote about a female subby in his book (check literary topic)
what book?!?!?... are you stoned?!?!?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 03, 2004, 10:45:27 PM
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: Saint*Bastard
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Saint*Bastardsubby?

you are:
house trained
will cook and clean
you are begging bella to be allowed to crash

giveaway

no, i mean 'what's a subby?"
a sub genious....
Yeah, that's what dragen meant, alright. :roll:

Uh huh....sure it was.

he knows what I mean, he wrote about a female subby in his book (check literary topic)
what book?!?!?... are you stoned?!?!?

a chapter of a book he´s workin on.....and no i did not take god´´s name in vain in my mouth (jehova jehova)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 03, 2004, 10:52:19 PM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: Saint*Bastard
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Saint*Bastardsubby?

you are:
house trained
will cook and clean
you are begging bella to be allowed to crash

giveaway

no, i mean 'what's a subby?"
a sub genious....
Yeah, that's what dragen meant, alright. :roll:

Uh huh....sure it was.

he knows what I mean, he wrote about a female subby in his book (check literary topic)
what book?!?!?... are you stoned?!?!?

a chapter of a book he´s workin on.....and no i did not take god´´s name in vain in my mouth (jehova jehova)
so you are not talking about me... when you said that he was working on a book you meant saint bastard.... my bad ... hey chaos graves take a look at your tips again.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 03, 2004, 10:56:28 PM
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: Saint*Bastard
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Saint*Bastardsubby?

you are:
house trained
will cook and clean
you are begging bella to be allowed to crash

giveaway

no, i mean 'what's a subby?"
a sub genious....
Yeah, that's what dragen meant, alright. :roll:

Uh huh....sure it was.

he knows what I mean, he wrote about a female subby in his book (check literary topic)
what book?!?!?... are you stoned?!?!?

a chapter of a book he´s workin on.....and no i did not take god´´s name in vain in my mouth (jehova jehova)
so you are not talking about me... when you said that he was working on a book you meant saint bastard.... my bad ... hey chaos graves take a look at your tips again.

idd, i wasn´t talking about Medeo but Saint*bastard
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Saint*B on June 05, 2004, 11:24:57 PM
i still don't know what a subby is
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: gnimbley on June 06, 2004, 12:44:00 AM
Quote from: Saint*Bi still don't know what a subby is

a subby is a click away! (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=subby&f=1)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 06, 2004, 12:57:42 AM
Quote from: gnimbley
Quote from: Saint*Bi still don't know what a subby is

a subby is a click away! (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=subby&f=1)
I think dragen and chaosgraves were referring to the last definition on the link above:

"subby

short for submissive. eager to please his/her Master.

I am His subby."
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Iron Sulfide on June 06, 2004, 01:56:31 AM
erm, no...not a subby....just in a hard spot and willing to carry my weight
in the even that someone wants to help me out.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 06, 2004, 01:59:38 AM
Quote from: Saint*Bastarderm, no...not a subby....just in a hard spot and willing to carry my weight
in the even that someone wants to help me out.
That's exactly how I took your request.
They just have dirty minds.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: gnimbley on June 06, 2004, 03:04:22 AM
You ever try to wash a brain?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 06, 2004, 03:06:16 AM
Quote from: gnimbleyYou ever try to wash a brain?
Nope, had it tried on me a few times, though. Not at all pleasant.

A dirty mind is much preferable to one that's been washed.....doncha think?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: gnimbley on June 06, 2004, 03:13:34 AM
gnomes are not known to be fond of washing.

gnomes are also not known to have dirty minds.

we are more the naturally chaotic type.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 06, 2004, 06:58:39 AM
Zombies are quite fond of washing.

Zombies, like gnomes, are also not known to have dirty minds. :roll:  

We are more the naturally evil type.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on June 06, 2004, 06:07:25 PM
:twisted:  :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on June 06, 2004, 07:07:06 PM
Pirates aren't too fond of washing.

Pirates have dirty minds.

Pirates are naturally evil.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on June 09, 2004, 06:50:58 AM
Pirates have a weird affinity for Parrots.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Trollax on June 09, 2004, 06:57:19 AM
*thinks hard* hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm.....

Erm...







um...















What the hell am I?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 09, 2004, 02:26:23 PM
Bella,

When invading Norway BEFORE Labor Day, is it still considered proper to wear white shoes?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 09, 2004, 06:23:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerBella,

When invading Norway BEFORE Labor Day, is it still considered proper to wear white shoes?
Depends, Roger......
You planning to drop from the skies or wade ashore onto the beaches?

When I invade Norway, I'm planning to wear my new black sandals with the ruffles around the ankle straps.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 09, 2004, 06:24:23 PM
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD*thinks hard* hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm.....

Erm...







um...





What the hell am I?

You're the first Kinora, dear.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 09, 2004, 10:06:22 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Saint*Bastarderm, no...not a subby....just in a hard spot and willing to carry my weight
in the even that someone wants to help me out.
That's exactly how I took your request.
They just have dirty minds.
yeah the church of the subgenious is a dirty place.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 09, 2004, 10:07:48 PM
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Saint*Bastarderm, no...not a subby....just in a hard spot and willing to carry my weight
in the even that someone wants to help me out.
That's exactly how I took your request.
They just have dirty minds.
yeah the church of the subgenious is a dirty place.
Dirty in the extreme.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 09, 2004, 10:30:16 PM
extreme kink?!?!?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2004, 01:55:12 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Saint*Bastarderm, no...not a subby....just in a hard spot and willing to carry my weight
in the even that someone wants to help me out.
That's exactly how I took your request.
They just have dirty minds.
yeah the church of the subgenious is a dirty place.
Dirty in the extreme.

HEY!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 10, 2004, 02:38:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Saint*Bastarderm, no...not a subby....just in a hard spot and willing to carry my weight
in the even that someone wants to help me out.
That's exactly how I took your request.
They just have dirty minds.
yeah the church of the subgenious is a dirty place.
Dirty in the extreme.

HEY!
What's the matter, Rev.
Can't take a compliment?!?!

That's how he meant it.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 12, 2004, 08:19:28 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Saint*Bastarderm, no...not a subby....just in a hard spot and willing to carry my weight
in the even that someone wants to help me out.
That's exactly how I took your request.
They just have dirty minds.
yeah the church of the subgenious is a dirty place.
Dirty in the extreme.

HEY!
What's the matter, Rev.
Can't take a compliment?!?!

That's how he meant it.
"we are watching fox"
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 13, 2004, 03:22:49 AM
It boggles the mind that the Simpsons, King of the Hill, Malcolm in the Middle, and formerly Futurama, Family Guy, and the X-Files (plus many more that I'm forgetting) were all made by the same folks who brought you Fox "News".

Different sides of the crap spectrum, I suppose...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2004, 06:52:26 AM
Dear Bella:

HELP!  Tongue stuck in printer!

Advice?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 13, 2004, 06:58:22 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerDear Bella:

HELP!  Tongue stuck in printer!

Advice?
OMG....I'm choking on my margarita here.....sorry for laughing at your predicament, Roger.
It's just that this reminds me of the really bad old joke about the pickle slicer.

Ummmm.........DS says "Eat the printer."
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2004, 09:03:59 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerDear Bella:

HELP!  Tongue stuck in printer!

Advice?
OMG....I'm choking on my margarita here.....sorry for laughing at your predicament, Roger.
It's just that this reminds me of the really bad old joke about the pickle slicer.

Ummmm.........DS says "Eat the printer."

Thank DS for me.

Of course, my big worry now is that "all things shall pass".
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on June 13, 2004, 07:22:02 PM
:twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 13, 2004, 07:25:25 PM
Ooops!  I never considered that particular problem, Roger.
Ouch! :shock:  :shock:  :shock:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on June 15, 2004, 06:27:40 AM
Dear Bella,

If one was at the circus and was attacked by the clowns, would it be best to go for the juggler?

Unsure about clown ettiquette.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on June 15, 2004, 06:30:59 AM
:roll:  :roll:  :roll:


OMG


thats was TERRIBLE!!!


someone punish this guy!!!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 15, 2004, 06:37:01 AM
Clowns?!?! :shock:

First of all, one should avoid the circus at all costs.

If one absolutely must attend circus and is attacked by clowns,  then of course it's best to go for the juggler.
Rip their little clown throats out. Slice and dice them. Wring them out and hang them up to dry.
Stomp them into dust and feed them to the elephants.

I hate to come across as a violent person, but when dealing with clowns, ettiquette is a luxury one cannot afford.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2004, 06:56:35 AM
Quote from: Some GuyDear Bella,

If one was at the circus and was attacked by the clowns, would it be best to go for the juggler?

Unsure about clown ettiquette.

(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/gay.gif)
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/lol.gif)(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/fag.gif)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 15, 2004, 10:46:50 AM
Quote from: Malaul:roll:  :roll:  :roll:


OMG


thats was TERRIBLE!!!


someone punish this guy!!!

it wasn´t me
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on June 15, 2004, 11:21:04 AM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragenit wasn´t me

How do you know it wasn't you? You're the kind of guy that'd want it to be you.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 15, 2004, 03:38:43 PM
Quote from: Some Guy
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragenit wasn´t me

How do you know it wasn't you? You're the kind of guy that'd want it to be you.

ask Malaul
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on June 15, 2004, 04:48:33 PM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Some Guy
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragenit wasn´t me

How do you know it wasn't you? You're the kind of guy that'd want it to be you.

ask Malaul
actually, I was thinking the same thing, you know youde love to be punished!!! Even if it WASTN something you did   :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 15, 2004, 06:55:27 PM
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Some Guy
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragenit wasn´t me

How do you know it wasn't you? You're the kind of guy that'd want it to be you.

ask Malaul
actually, I was thinking the same thing, you know youde love to be punished!!! Even if it WASTN something you did   :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

i didn¬¥t ....i swear....make me confess if you like  :wink:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 15, 2004, 06:56:17 PM
Yeah, Malaul......make him confess.


I dare you. :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: slothrop23 on June 16, 2004, 01:27:27 PM
dear bella, i seem to have had my eyes poked out, and the sockets damaged, is there anything i can do to make people think there is nothing wrong with me. i ve tried glasses, ive tried being in a boy band, ive tried passing myself off as hulk hogan. please help
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 16, 2004, 02:24:12 PM
Quote from: slothrop23dear bella, i seem to have had my eyes poked out, and the sockets damaged, is there anything i can do to make people think there is nothing wrong with me. i ve tried glasses, ive tried being in a boy band, ive tried passing myself off as hulk hogan. please help
Dear Slothrop,

You've had your poor eyes poked out? How sad.
It sure sounds like you've tried all the conventional methods for healing.
I can't quite believe none of them have worked for you.

In this case, it's obviously going to take extreme measures to fix you up.
You're either going to have to get yourself some of those glasses with the googly eyes or try some serious reiki healing.
I recommend both, actually.

PS: you really have to stop playing knifey/spooney, okay?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2004, 08:22:24 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: slothrop23dear bella, i seem to have had my eyes poked out, and the sockets damaged, is there anything i can do to make people think there is nothing wrong with me. i ve tried glasses, ive tried being in a boy band, ive tried passing myself off as hulk hogan. please help
Dear Slothrop,

You've had your poor eyes poked out? How sad.
It sure sounds like you've tried all the conventional methods for healing.
I can't quite believe none of them have worked for you.

In this case, it's obviously going to take extreme measures to fix you up.
You're either going to have to get yourself some of those glasses with the googly eyes or try some serious reiki healing.
I recommend both, actually.

PS: you really have to stop playing knifey/spooney, okay?

I think we've still got some eyeballs left in the jar.

Might not have MATCHING ones, though.

Rev Roger,
Should never have told Efrim that they were pickled eggs.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 16, 2004, 08:27:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: slothrop23dear bella, i seem to have had my eyes poked out, and the sockets damaged, is there anything i can do to make people think there is nothing wrong with me. i ve tried glasses, ive tried being in a boy band, ive tried passing myself off as hulk hogan. please help
Dear Slothrop,

You've had your poor eyes poked out? How sad.
It sure sounds like you've tried all the conventional methods for healing.
I can't quite believe none of them have worked for you.

In this case, it's obviously going to take extreme measures to fix you up.
You're either going to have to get yourself some of those glasses with the googly eyes or try some serious reiki healing.
I recommend both, actually.

PS: you really have to stop playing knifey/spooney, okay?

I think we've still got some eyeballs left in the jar.

Might not have MATCHING ones, though.

Rev Roger,
Should never have told Efrim that they were pickled eggs.
That was downright evil of you, Rev. Shame on you.  :twisted:

I say dig them out and we'll give him the closest matches you're able to come up with.
Hell, if different colored eyes are good enough for David Bowie, then they're good enough for slothrop.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2004, 08:36:00 PM
Dear Bella:  The John Wayne Rant keeps bouncing around in my head, getting bigger and bigger, and the fucking thing won't come out.  I now have a dented out forehead, radiation burns, and strange growths on my neck.

Either this one's gonna be a doozy, or my head will explode like in the movie Scanners.  Either way, I'm happy...BUT:

Is it polite to have your head detonate in public?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 16, 2004, 08:42:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerDear Bella:  The John Wayne Rant keeps bouncing around in my head, getting bigger and bigger, and the fucking thing won't come out.  I now have a dented out forehead, radiation burns, and strange growths on my neck.

Either this one's gonna be a doozy, or my head will explode like in the movie Scanners.  Either way, I'm happy...BUT:

Is it polite to have your head detonate in public?
Dear Roger,

Not really, but at this point you have bigger things to worry about than being polite.

We gotta get that rant out somehow.
Have you tried dictating it to someone instead of trying to type it out?
My friend dictated her latest channeling session to me today and she said it was a lot easier that way.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2004, 08:46:28 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerDear Bella:  The John Wayne Rant keeps bouncing around in my head, getting bigger and bigger, and the fucking thing won't come out.  I now have a dented out forehead, radiation burns, and strange growths on my neck.

Either this one's gonna be a doozy, or my head will explode like in the movie Scanners.  Either way, I'm happy...BUT:

Is it polite to have your head detonate in public?
Dear Roger,

Not really, but at this point you have bigger things to worry about than being polite.

We gotta get that rant out somehow.
Have you tried dictating it to someone instead of trying to type it out?
My friend dictated her latest channeling session to me today and she said it was a lot easier that way.

Nope.  When it's ready, it will come out.  I hope.

Of course, there's always the chance that it will come out like in the movie Alien, but that's the risk you take as a Mad Prophet(tm).
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 16, 2004, 08:49:42 PM
Well, then don't even give politeness a second thought.
A mad prophet's gotta do what a mad prophet's gotta do.

I do feel sorry for your poor forehead, though.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on June 18, 2004, 06:25:55 AM
Dear Bella,

When gophers dig holes do they end up with a whole bunch of loose dirt? If so, what do they do with it?

Curious,
Guido
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 18, 2004, 06:27:54 AM
Quote from: Guido FinucciDear Bella,

When gophers dig holes do they end up with a whole bunch of loose dirt? If so, what do they do with it?

Curious,
Guido
My sister says they give it to her and she makes coffee out of it.
Trust me, her coffee tastes just like gopher dirt.

But I have evidence that indicates they also push the dirt ahead of them,
making a little mound at the end of their tunnels.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 18, 2004, 06:29:53 AM
Dear Bella,

What is the group known as THEM up to these days, and how can an effective jihad be waged against THEM without spilling margaritas?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 18, 2004, 06:33:48 AM
THEM changed their name to THEY.
And THEY are everywhere one looks these days.
THEY have their dirty little fingers in everyone elses business.

Just wait until THEY turn their backs and let THEM have it.

I suggest putting your margaritas into one of those little hats with the
curly straws that go directly into your mouth.
That way they won't spill and you'll have both hands empty to deal with THEY.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on June 18, 2004, 06:35:35 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomBut I have evidence that indicates they also push the dirt ahead of them, making a little mound at the end of their tunnels.

If they only end up with a little mound, does that mean that they only make little tunnels?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 18, 2004, 06:38:17 AM
Dear Bella,

I have devised a device that can launch entire rolls of wet toilet paper, but the problem is that it makes too much damned noise. Should we just throw the damned things ourselves?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 18, 2004, 06:38:30 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
If they only end up with a little mound, does that mean that they only make little tunnels?
From what it looks like in my yard, they pop up every few feet along their route and cast up a little mound of dirt. Weird.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on June 18, 2004, 06:45:59 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCDear Bella,

I have devised a device that can launch entire rolls of wet toilet paper, but the problem is that it makes too much damned noise. Should we just throw the damned things ourselves?

Dear Hugh,

Your typical spud gun can be cored to fire rolls of wet toilet paper with an effective range of over 300 feet and with a barel extension and a little silencing can be made can be made duck-quiet. Perhaps this is a solution to you problem?

Please remember that soaking the toilet paper in accelerant and launching the burning mass is not to be encouraged in polite company.

Regards,
Guido

Edit: I wrote this post and was had a few Rs left over at the end. If you see one missing, feel free to tack it into place. Thanks. (Spare Rs: r r )
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 18, 2004, 06:51:31 AM
Toilet paper and accelerant, huh? :twisted:

There's a worthy idea.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on June 18, 2004, 06:55:19 AM
And the hole in the middle of the roll makes an excellent snuggle nook for 'fuses', 'detonators' or a variety of powdered metal compounds that burn pretty colours at high temperatures once the thing finally falls to rest.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 18, 2004, 06:56:20 AM
::plots the next action against unsuspecting group::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on June 18, 2004, 07:01:07 AM
Oh - if you want to put burny stuff in the middle of the roll, I find that the looser (and conveniently cheaper) brands of toilet paper give the best burn and the stuff inside responds well if you skewer the whole ensemble with ten or twelve sparklers. These make the whole thing especially pretty and stop it going out while flying (although the spaklers do mean that the spud gun no longer takes then so you have to resort to throwing, dropping, motars or trebuchets.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: fasboy4001 on June 18, 2004, 08:53:49 AM
if you are using an explosion powerd spud gun, take a spud, stab a few nail hole in it. soak for a few hours in lighter fluid.
launch!


but i still think te air pressure ones are cooler.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: on June 18, 2004, 10:14:12 AM
Definately. I usually break a sweat when utilizing combustion for anything.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on June 19, 2004, 06:22:18 AM
Quote from: fasboy4001if you are using an explosion powerd spud gun, take a spud, stab a few nail hole in it. soak for a few hours in lighter fluid.
launch!

Pah! Suspend superscrews on little bits of thread in the center of emtpy drink cans of the right size. Fill with water, freeze (a dewar of liquid nitrogen is your friend), cut the can away. Core, ram and fire. Done right it'll go clean through a concrete block wall from about 30 feet away, even with a combustion-based model.

(and you should see what miscreants (http://paradise.gen.nz/~sloth/hist19/9708c.jpg) can do to a car (http://paradise.gen.nz/~sloth/hist19/9708e.jpg) with one of those...)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: illusion on June 21, 2004, 04:04:30 AM
Miscreants, huh?
They look pretty proud of themselves, don't they?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on June 21, 2004, 06:39:37 AM
Quote from: illusionMiscreants, huh?
They look pretty proud of themselves, don't they?

That they do. Scary amount of talent in that photo too.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: illusion on June 21, 2004, 07:11:20 AM
Scary indeed, Guido.
But fun too, huh?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on June 21, 2004, 08:14:53 AM
They grew up to be a radio station owner, a talented Internet engineer, a delicious scotsman, a gifted oil geologist, a specialtist in translating rare medieval French documents and a guy named Chris (I'll let you figure out which is which - I am none of them).

It was very fun though although there were other occasions that were more fun (and probably shouldn't have evidence posted on the 'Net...)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: illusion on June 21, 2004, 08:27:21 AM
Thanks.
How did you know I was wondering what ever happened to that group of talented maniacs?

They sound pretty wonderful, Guido.
Good times.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on June 21, 2004, 08:52:24 AM
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Title: Ask Bella
Post by: CannedLizard on June 24, 2004, 04:20:54 AM
Dear Bella,

Where did I leave my Latin textbook?

Less importantly, I appear to have a leperous growth on my leg. What brands of needles are good for removal?

Also, I'm convinced that Marcy Playground - Comin' Up From Behind is about Eris and/or Discordia. Am I right, or insane, or all three?

Thanks in advance, Bookless in Botswana (Canada, actually...but they're practically next to each other)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 24, 2004, 04:39:18 AM
Dear CannedLizard,

1. Hello. I'm pretty sure your book is only temporarily lost.
It's lonely and sad and waiting for you to come and get it.
You'll either have a dream about where you left it, or one of your friends is going to bring it to you.
Specifically (maybe)  someone with dark hair and a lot of energy.

2. I don't use needles for leprosy removal....never heard of such a thing, in fact. You have any tequila?
Because the time tested method of banishing leperous leg growths is to send a bottle of tequila to the High Papessa.

Honessssst.

3. Yes, all three fer sher.

PS: You sure about the Botswana thing?  I thought Canada was just west of Borneo.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: CannedLizard on June 24, 2004, 05:24:44 AM
Yeah, Canada actually borders 4 countries: Botswana, Borneo, Brunei and [null_value is illegal]

[Flusing illegal value...down the loo!]

[Pondering meaning of digital existance]

[Answer: Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.]

[Reboot now, forget everything, fnord]
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 24, 2004, 05:27:18 AM
Sadly enough, that all makes sense to me.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 24, 2004, 07:54:46 AM
Bella:  Some poster named "Z Magazine" just interviewed me through PM.  I answered all questions honestly...so, my question is, where can I hide from all the pissed off Discordians?

I looked at the broom closet, but it's full of Anne Frankses, these being the days of Ashcroft, and all.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Trollax on June 24, 2004, 07:58:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerBella:  Some poster named "Z Magazine" just interviewed me through PM.  I answered all questions honestly...so, my question is, where can I hide from all the pissed off Discordians?

I looked at the broom closet, but it's full of Anne Frankses, these being the days of Ashcroft, and all.

Who?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 24, 2004, 07:59:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerBella:  Some poster named "Z Magazine" just interviewed me through PM.  I answered all questions honestly...so, my question is, where can I hide from all the pissed off Discordians?

I looked at the broom closet, but it's full of Anne Frankses, these being the days of Ashcroft, and all.
Uh oh! You answered honestly?!?!?

Holy crap....you better hide fer sher :shock:
My own broom closet happens to be open at the moment.
It's nice and comfy because I spent so many years in it.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 24, 2004, 07:59:40 AM
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerBella:  Some poster named "Z Magazine" just interviewed me through PM.  I answered all questions honestly...so, my question is, where can I hide from all the pissed off Discordians?

I looked at the broom closet, but it's full of Anne Frankses, these being the days of Ashcroft, and all.

Who?

Elaborate.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Trollax on June 24, 2004, 08:01:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerBella:  Some poster named "Z Magazine" just interviewed me through PM.  I answered all questions honestly...so, my question is, where can I hide from all the pissed off Discordians?

I looked at the broom closet, but it's full of Anne Frankses, these being the days of Ashcroft, and all.

Who?

Elaborate.

Who is Z Magazine?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 24, 2004, 08:03:38 AM
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerBella:  Some poster named "Z Magazine" just interviewed me through PM.  I answered all questions honestly...so, my question is, where can I hide from all the pissed off Discordians?

I looked at the broom closet, but it's full of Anne Frankses, these being the days of Ashcroft, and all.

Who?

Elaborate.

Who is Z Magazine?

Dunno, but I have an odd feeling we'll find out.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Anonymous on June 24, 2004, 07:26:59 PM
Batten down the hatches! Hoist the main sail! Prepar thar cannon! Z Magazine ahoy! Stand by to repel media-type boarders! 'Tis a good day to die!

And someone slap Roger upside the head. His Orlando Bloom-esque good looks are disturbing the pirate motif (oh, the irony!)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: CannedLizard on June 24, 2004, 07:27:51 PM
I'm going to claim responsability for that last post, and blame it on society.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 25, 2004, 01:37:31 AM
::Molotovs the offices of Z magazine::

Filthy rags. They never stop multiplying.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 25, 2004, 08:45:32 AM
Quote from: AnonymousBatten down the hatches! Hoist the main sail! Prepar thar cannon! Z Magazine ahoy! Stand by to repel media-type boarders! 'Tis a good day to die!

And someone slap Roger upside the head. His Orlando Bloom-esque good looks are disturbing the pirate motif (oh, the irony!)

(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/banana.gif)(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/banana.gif)(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/banana.gif)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: CNN on June 25, 2004, 03:26:59 PM
(http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/.element/img/1.1/logo/logo.gif)     (http://us.cnn.com/.element/img/1.0/sect/SPECIALS/header.special.gif)

THIS IS CNN (http://www.barbneal.com/wav/tvthemes/cnn.wav)

WE INTERRUPT THIS THREAD TO BRING YOU THIS IMPORTANT BULLETIN OF NATIONAL IMPORT FROM THE WORLDWIDE HEADQUARTERS OF CNN IN A SUPER SECRET, FLAME PROOF LOCATION IN THE DEEP SOUTH:


This is Natalie Portman. Today we look at the strange phenomena of dancing bananas and the adverse effect they are having on the economy.

We go now to Michael Pittman who is with Fed Chairman Alan Greenspan. Michael?

  Yes, Natalie, I am with Alan Greenspan, the chairman of the Federal Reserve.

Thank you, Michael.

Now, let's go to Jean Luc Picard who is with The Good Reverend Roger. Jean Luc?

  Somebody get this dog off me!!! Now!!!

Ah, we seem to be having problems with that feed. We'll try Jean Luc again later.

Now, let's go to Lt. Worf who is standing by with anonymous. Worf?

  Today is a good day to die!
  ::hacking and slashing noises::

Ah, yes, well, whatever.

And finally
Thank God, we go to Julie Roberts with St. Hugh.

  Tell me, Mr. Hugh, what is the impact of dancing bananas on the world economy?
  You know you've got the bitchin'est tits.
  That's it. I'm going back to the swamp!

Ah, well, ah, that was different.

Thank you for tuning in to this special report from CNN. This is Natalie Portman reporting from a secret location where I am hiding from critics who have seen the rushes from Star Wars III.

Good day.

I don't care what my agent says, this is a shitty job. Exposure. It will give you exposure. God, what a maroon.

WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING WHICH MAY ALREADY BE IN PROGESSIVE DETERIORATION.

OR NOT.




(http://denisa.scriptmania.com/images/breaking-news.jpg)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 25, 2004, 05:17:07 PM
I'm hurt that Natalie thinks interviewing discordians is a shitty job. :evil:
And the guys were on their best behavior during that interview, too.

Sheesh....what a wussy baby. :roll:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 25, 2004, 05:26:07 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI'm hurt that Natalie thinks interviewing discordians is a shitty job. :evil:
And the guys were on their best behavior during that interview, too.

Sheesh....what a wussy baby. :roll:
I thought she meant working for CNN... live and learn
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 25, 2004, 10:15:48 PM
We should ask her what she really meant by this.
My guess is, we're both right to a certain extent.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 25, 2004, 10:18:31 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWe should ask her what she really meant by this.
My guess is, we're both right to a certain extent.
and wrong to another, not that it matters.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 25, 2004, 10:21:36 PM
Exactly 8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 25, 2004, 10:26:21 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomExactly 8)
exactly What?!?!?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Trollax on June 26, 2004, 03:58:14 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI'm hurt that Natalie thinks interviewing discordians is a shitty job. :evil:
And the guys were on their best behavior during that interview, too.

Sheesh....what a wussy baby. :roll:

Hey if you can't stand the groping stay out of the bedroom. Although there are other people I'd like to fondle, ahead of miss portman... all the work I've sopent trying to convert jodie foster...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 29, 2004, 04:29:46 PM
Yeah! Whatever the hell Trollax just said works for me.
(You reckon it will start to make sense to me once I ingest some coffee?)

::shakes her fist at CNN and Natalie Portman and at Jodie Foster - just for good measure::
Title: Zombie parts are everywhere
Post by: Nervous Nelly on July 02, 2004, 12:03:16 AM
Bella,

I just read a story (German Spam Floods Inboxes (http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,63806,00.html)) at Wired that said,

"Zombies are personal computers that have been infected with a virus that allows spammers to control them from a remote location for the purposes of sending out mass quantities of spam. These infected machines allow spammers to send much more e-mail than they could with their own e-mail server. It also makes it harder for authorities to trace the source of the messages."

Is that what you are Queen of, you naughty lady?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on July 02, 2004, 12:11:37 AM
*ques dramatic  music*
Title: Re: Zombie parts are everywhere
Post by: Bella on July 02, 2004, 12:47:03 AM
Quote from: Nervous NellyBella,

I just read a story (German Spam Floods Inboxes (http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,63806,00.html)) at Wired that said,

"Zombies are personal computers that have been infected with a virus that allows spammers to control them from a remote location for the purposes of sending out mass quantities of spam. These infected machines allow spammers to send much more e-mail than they could with their own e-mail server. It also makes it harder for authorities to trace the source of the messages."

Is that what you are Queen of, you naughty lady?

::Enters to the sound of dramatic music::

Dear Nervous Nelly,

Nooo........although that does sound like a lovely thing to be Queen of.
I am the ruler of beings much like those in the portrait below.

(http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v295/SssBella/fleshrot2.gif)

PS: Why does everyone persist in believing me to be naughty and/or evil?!?!?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on July 02, 2004, 01:22:58 AM
.........cause you are?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on July 02, 2004, 01:48:45 AM
Oh, yeah.
I guess that's as good a reason as any. >:D

::Goes back to filing her nails into deadly poison-tipped weapons of doom::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on July 02, 2004, 01:53:35 AM
(http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v295/SssBella/fleshrot2.gif)

wait...she's a zombie...she looks of the living to me...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on July 02, 2004, 01:56:17 AM
It's a trick.
She's a zombie, but she just replaced all her old parts with nice fresh ones.  :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on July 02, 2004, 02:01:10 AM
hmm....I still think she looks rather healthy to be a zombie...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on July 02, 2004, 02:03:01 AM
hello, MAKEUP!!

she is a girl after all
and I betcha shes the kinda girl that wears make up to work out too!!!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on July 02, 2004, 02:09:29 AM
Sheesh!
Who in the world would wear makeup to go workout? :roll:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on July 02, 2004, 02:15:11 AM
weirdos
and freaks
and the lady next door
and my mom
and .....
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on July 02, 2004, 02:22:20 AM
.....? I've met him, he's a major weirdo...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on July 02, 2004, 03:02:38 AM
I havent seen ..........? inna whilem whats he been up too?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Zorga, Oracle of Rum on July 04, 2004, 10:33:17 PM
Dear Bella,

Are you gonna suck it up and get on the plane and fly to my house or do I have to come and get you? How can we play golf and get drunk and go to the "Sip and Dip" if you don't get on the damned plane?

Z
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on July 04, 2004, 11:12:34 PM
Quote from: Magdelina ZorgaDear Bella,

Are you gonna suck it up and get on the plane and fly to my house or do I have to come and get you? How can we play golf and get drunk and go to the "Sip and Dip" if you don't get on the damned plane?

Z
Nope, not gonna suck it up. I don't have to suck it up if I don't want to. But I am getting on the plane anyway.
Not that the promise of golf is a very good incentive, btw.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Lost on July 05, 2004, 10:49:10 AM
Bella,

I'm going crazy.  I've lost my moral compass.  I don't even know who I am any more.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on July 05, 2004, 11:27:34 AM
Dear Bella,

I clumsily hit my boob with my car door
and now it's not very smart.

What should I do?

P.S.  I have a moral compass for sale.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Anonymous on July 05, 2004, 11:58:33 AM
Quote from: Duchess DemonicaDear Bella,

I clumsily hit my boob with my car door
and now it's not very smart.

What should I do?

P.S.  I have a moral compass for sale.

Very Goddamn funny.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on July 05, 2004, 03:44:45 PM
Quote from: LostBella,

I'm going crazy.  I've lost my moral compass.  I don't even know who I am any more.
It's okay.
I know who you are.
And you're not crazy.....just in the midst of change and chaos.

Get yourself a dog and buy my sister's moral compass.
It won't come cheap, but it's a good one.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: illusion on July 05, 2004, 07:55:44 PM
Quote from: Anonymous
Quote from: Duchess DemonicaDear Bella,

I clumsily hit my boob with my car door
and now it's not very smart.

What should I do?

P.S.  I have a moral compass for sale.

Very Goddamn funny.

I would have thought that boob would smart a lot after being hit by a car door. :wink:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 07, 2004, 08:58:40 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: LostBella,

I'm going crazy.  I've lost my moral compass.  I don't even know who I am any more.
It's okay.
I know who you are.
And you're not crazy.....just in the midst of change and chaos.

Get yourself a dog and buy my sister's moral compass.
It won't come cheap, but it's a good one.

Not me.  See my PM.

If someone is playing monkeyfuck with MY IP address, I'll gnaw on their bones with my very own teeth.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on July 07, 2004, 10:37:05 AM
Dear Bella,

Does putting a lit cigar out on someone constitute an offense to the cigar?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 07, 2004, 10:39:29 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCDear Bella,

Does putting a lit cigar out on someone constitute an offense to the cigar?

Ask my good friend William Jefferson Clinton...he is an expert on these matters, or so they say.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on July 10, 2004, 03:30:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCDear Bella,

Does putting a lit cigar out on someone constitute an offense to the cigar?

Ask my good friend William Jefferson Clinton...he is an expert on these matters, or so they say.

Hmm. All right. But it would be nice to hear from Bella too. That is, if she didn't get caught in a Montana biker stampede.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Rev Thwack on July 10, 2004, 12:17:26 PM
Dear Bella,

What the fuck happened to me and where the fuck did I go? I have no idea what happened over the last month, and would really appriciate any insight you might have into this.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on July 10, 2004, 07:24:08 PM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCDear Bella,

Does putting a lit cigar out on someone constitute an offense to the cigar?

Ask my good friend William Jefferson Clinton...he is an expert on these matters, or so they say.

Hmm. All right. But it would be nice to hear from Bella too. That is, if she didn't get caught in a Montana biker stampede.
Depends on who the person is, Hugh.
If one were to put a cigar out on my ex-brother-in-law's mother, for instance it would be a most foul offense to the cigar.
It would please me, but it would be a major insult to a fine cigar.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on July 10, 2004, 07:25:19 PM
Quote from: Rev ThwackDear Bella,

What the fuck happened to me and where the fuck did I go? I have no idea what happened over the last month, and would really appriciate any insight you might have into this.
Dear Thwack,

I don't know where you were, but I'll ask my sources and get back to you on this, okay?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on July 15, 2004, 10:32:41 AM
Dear Bella,

Can you translate this message from DS?

'The room was stemy.  "Wat Happed?"  You fell and hit
yor head pretty hard "Relly"? To the Captch then they saw the bondy.
It was as big as 15 fildeds. It stared bonking agenst the ship. The cru sed...?'
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Prickly on July 15, 2004, 12:13:34 PM
Wonderful, glorious, incredible, and probably halfway decent Bella,
My partially imaginary girlfriend has been doing some really annoying things lately. Leaving the toilet seat up, belching loudly while watching football, that kind of thing. That, and I think she might be stealing from me, and sleeping with another guy, who happens to be my entirely imaginary friend. Most of my real friends say I should dump her and find someone incapable of sleeping with my imaginary friend, but most entirely real women think I'm crazy when I mention Steve. If I leave her, I'm afraid I'll die cold, alone, and probably a bit wealthier since she won't be stealing from me anymore.
So, my question is, if I buy City of Heroes, does the retail game come with a subscription? I don't want to spend $50 on the game only to have to spend another $30 just to start playing it. If you know the answer, please get back to me. Thanks.
Disoriented in Delaware
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on July 15, 2004, 01:41:51 PM
why does this soiunds farmilliar?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on July 15, 2004, 05:24:33 PM
because it's happen to all of us at one time or another?!?!?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on July 15, 2004, 05:31:07 PM
I think someone else posted somethign like this a while ago
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on July 15, 2004, 05:47:52 PM
Quote from: MalaulI think someone else posted somethign like this a while ago
i think someone just posted something like this.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on July 15, 2004, 05:51:03 PM
I think youre correct

Or ever something like this,.,.




Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: MalaulI think someone else posted somethign like this a while ago
i think someone just posted something like this.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on July 15, 2004, 05:53:13 PM
or how about the ever popular...
Quote from: MalaulI think youre correct

Or ever something like this,.,.




Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: MalaulI think someone else posted somethign like this a while ago
i think someone just posted something like this.
I like this one as well
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on July 15, 2004, 05:54:11 PM
yes indeed
a very fine specimen of good typing








































resisting urge to metaquote
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Verthaine on July 15, 2004, 09:34:24 PM
In all my years of studying the most Wholey Holey Holy Discordian Bibble "Principa Discordia", there is one Erisian Mysteree that has alluded me.

On page 15,right under "What we know about Eris (Not Much)
there is a quote by Horace
QuoteDIRUIT AEDIFICAT MUTAT QUADRATA ROTUNDUS
Can you translate?(never could get the hang of latin)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on July 18, 2004, 06:35:57 AM
Hmmm.....I don't know much Latin, either Verthaine, but I have a source who does. Let me check with him and see what he says about this phrase.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on July 18, 2004, 06:38:28 AM
Quote from: Rev.VerthaineIn all my years of studying the most Wholey Holey Holy Discordian Bibble "Principa Discordia", there is one Erisian Mysteree that has alluded me.

On page 15,right under "What we know about Eris (Not Much)
there is a quote by Horace
QuoteDIRUIT AEDIFICAT MUTAT QUADRATA ROTUNDUS
Can you translate?(never could get the hang of latin)


there is a whole thread on http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=85412#85412 on the forums that is in Latin
I betcha one of the dorks,




ah hem
Gentlemen in there can translate for you
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on July 18, 2004, 06:42:35 AM
Thanks, Malaul. :P
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on July 18, 2004, 06:49:18 AM
sorry if I steped on your toes or anything
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on July 18, 2004, 06:50:59 AM
Quote from: Malaulsorry if I steped on your toes or anything
Are you kidding? I'm grateful anytime anyone wants to step in with an answer or two.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Rupert Giles on July 19, 2004, 11:40:01 AM
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: Rev.VerthaineIn all my years of studying the most Wholey Holey Holy Discordian Bibble "Principa Discordia", there is one Erisian Mysteree that has alluded me.

On page 15,right under "What we know about Eris (Not Much)
there is a quote by Horace
QuoteDIRUIT AEDIFICAT MUTAT QUADRATA ROTUNDUS
Can you translate?(never could get the hang of latin)


there is a whole thread on http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=85412#85412 on the forums that is in Latin
I betcha one of the dorks,




ah hem
Gentlemen in there can translate for you

That makes no sense.

Something about destroying, building, transforming, and square.. wait

They tore it down, built it, transformed it into a square, then made it round.

That's if I'm quite drunk and don't care that that's not proper latin at all.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Rupert Giles on July 19, 2004, 11:41:14 AM
By the way, Bella...

...I have this problem...

...I mean, my friend has this problem.

He has no feeling in his.. *cough* because he was circumsized twice, and now he can't masturbate or feel anything during sex...

what should he do?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Rupert Giles on July 21, 2004, 04:13:15 AM
Did I just kill this entire topic?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: illusion on July 21, 2004, 04:25:01 AM
I seriously doubt it.
I'm at Bella's house now and I'm going to go show her this post.

Can't wait to show her this post, in fact.  :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on July 21, 2004, 04:33:04 AM
Quote from: Compositus ConfusioBy the way, Bella...

...I have this problem...

...I mean, my friend has this problem.

He has no feeling in his.. *cough* because he was circumsized twice, and now he can't masturbate or feel anything during sex...

what should he do?
Dear Friend of Compositus Confusio,

:cry: Sue the doctor.....any jury would find in your favor.
Even if your parents signed release of liability forms, they cannot by law sign away the rights of a minor.

Take the money and hire the best expert in the field to fix your *cough*.

Or take the money and live the high life.

Or both.


PS: Are you kidding? It would take a lot more than this to kill this topic.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on July 21, 2004, 05:17:28 AM
I say he's guilty!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: gnimbley on July 21, 2004, 05:38:45 AM
Whoa. Bella got a brand new avatar. Hubba hubba.

::wiggles ears and winks::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on July 21, 2004, 05:48:38 AM
Bella's new avatar reminds me of someone...but I can't put my finger on who...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on July 21, 2004, 05:54:12 AM
That security chick from Deep Space 9?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on July 21, 2004, 06:06:56 AM
Quote from: Guido FinucciThat security chick from Deep Space 9?
Now that you mention it, the avatar does kind of look like her, doesn't it?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on July 21, 2004, 06:48:33 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Guido FinucciThat security chick from Deep Space 9?
Now that you mention it, the avatar does kind of look like her, doesn't it?

I think it is the shading around her nose that makes it look kinda flat. Like it has a ribbed prosthetic attached to make her look more alien.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Nikoli Volkoff on November 20, 2004, 10:30:29 AM
Dear Bella,

What is a good cure for love? :oops:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 20, 2004, 12:43:24 PM
i think i can help on thjis one.

sometimes what you need is a good dose of sobriety. takea cold shower. this will if nothign else, make you mad at the house nieghbors who used all the hot water before 5 int he morning.

another thing is to hit your head agaisnt abrick wall.

until your brains fall out.

this is a good cure for almsot anythign except headache an death, which it tends to escalate.

iof niether of these is apealing, booze and strippers.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 20, 2004, 03:45:00 PM
Quote from: Nikoli VolkoffDear Bella,

What is a good cure for love? :oops:

frying pans, motherfucker...and you know this, man!

8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: fluffy on November 20, 2004, 03:57:32 PM
Quote from: Nikoli VolkoffDear Bella,

What is a good cure for love? :oops:


psilocybin
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Nikoli Volkoff on November 20, 2004, 06:47:20 PM
Quote from: Turd Ferguson
Quote from: Nikoli VolkoffDear Bella,

What is a good cure for love? :oops:

frying pans, motherfucker...and you know this, man!

8)
So where's my fryin pan mo'fuckah!!! you was supposed to send it already
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 20, 2004, 08:43:28 PM
Quote from: Nikoli Volkoff
Quote from: Turd Ferguson
Quote from: Nikoli VolkoffDear Bella,

What is a good cure for love? :oops:

frying pans, motherfucker...and you know this, man!

8)
So where's my fryin pan mo'fuckah!!! you was supposed to send it already

35 days, beeyatch! you know that shit goes slow when you send it by carrier pigeon...

8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on May 10, 2005, 09:14:59 AM
Dear Bella,

A Squerrel bit my hand.

How do I cure the pain
and is there a way to deep-fry
tofu without using my fingers?

Thank You,
Sleepless in Kung Pao
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 10, 2005, 09:25:56 AM
Quote from: Demonica, Oracle of DoomDear Bella,

A Squerrel bit my hand.

How do I cure the pain
and is there a way to deep-fry
tofu without using my fingers?

Thank You,
Sleepless in Kung Pao

Ouch!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 10, 2005, 09:30:37 AM
Hmmmm.......why do I suspect the squerrell was a certain niece of mine? :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on May 10, 2005, 09:42:36 AM
You are psychic!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on May 10, 2005, 11:20:22 AM
Dear Bella,

Is it possible to be a Chud and a zombie at the same time?

If not, why not?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on May 14, 2005, 11:23:43 AM
Dear Bella,

A claw is a claw
And, and, and nobody has seen a, a talking claw
Nobody has seen a talking claw
Unless, unless that claw is the famous, the famous
Unless that claw is the famous
Mr. Klaw
Mr. Klaw
Mr. Klaw
Mr. Klaw
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Iron Sulfide on May 14, 2005, 06:53:39 PM
Dear Bella,

i've recently started reading Shrodinger's Cat (The trilogy, not
the philo book...)

this question is singular, but it has an A and a B part.

A. would one suppose that reading the Illuminatus! trilogy first
prepares a reader for the psychic bombardments i've been treated to
in only the first 77 pages or so of Shrodinger?

B. Speaking of bombardments, is it pure paranoia, happy coincidence,
prophecy or something *else* that runs down my spine as i read
shrodinger's cat? in less than the first five pages, things in the book
(specific dates and places, written down in 1979, not 2005 for example)
keep paralleling my own existence in a creepy manner.

[fact one (tenable): RAW makes reference to occult adepts finding his
manuscript for Shrodinger in a collapsed Masonic Auditorium in SF,
just after an Earthquake in 2005. i procured the book in a bookshop
not too far from the Masonic Auditorium, in this year (gregorian 2005),
and the day before, a minor earthquake rattled SF. oh, and i'm in the
range of (let's say) an X*...]

in short, i'm i crazy (moreso than i thought), or jumping the gun, or
justified?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Sepia on May 14, 2005, 06:54:36 PM
dear bella, why are we captured in the belly of this horrible machine (the one that is bleeding to death)?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 14, 2005, 07:53:38 PM
Dear High Papessa...

what the FUCK is wrong with people?!?


AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!1!1


8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: agent compassion on May 14, 2005, 07:58:45 PM
::sigh::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 14, 2005, 08:02:12 PM
no, seriously, I wanna know what it is that makes 99.9999999999% of the fucking fucktards taht I have to deal with IRL on a daily basis such fucking raging fuckwits....is that an unreasonable question?

:evil:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Cain on May 14, 2005, 08:04:51 PM
I had the same problem when I worked at a takeaway.  I'd say about 60% of them were dead from the neck up.  It must be a food retail thing....
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 14, 2005, 08:05:27 PM
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineDear Bella,

Is it possible to be a Chud and a zombie at the same time?

If not, why not?
Dear Ghost In The Machine,

Sure it is - one can zombify almost anyone or anything, as long as they were alive once.
Chud merely have the added benefit of being radioactive mutants in addition to being zombies.
It's like a sweet little bonus because I can send them into environments the other zombies can't tolerate.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 14, 2005, 08:07:33 PM
Quote from: Demonica, Oracle of DoomDear Bella,

A claw is a claw
And, and, and nobody has seen a, a talking claw
Nobody has seen a talking claw
Unless, unless that claw is the famous, the famous
Unless that claw is the famous
Mr. Klaw
Mr. Klaw
Mr. Klaw
Mr. Klaw
Dear Demonica,

You've been into Aunt Ardelia's happy juice again, haven't you?
And I bet you didn't save any for me. :evil:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: agent compassion on May 14, 2005, 08:26:41 PM
Quoteno, seriously, I wanna know what it is that makes 99.9999999999% of the fucking fucktards taht I have to deal with IRL on a daily basis such fucking raging fuckwits....is that an unreasonable question?

It's a totally reasonable question. I just don't know if there's an answer.

8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 14, 2005, 08:28:16 PM
Quote from: agent compassion
Quoteno, seriously, I wanna know what it is that makes 99.9999999999% of the fucking fucktards taht I have to deal with IRL on a daily basis such fucking raging fuckwits....is that an unreasonable question?

It's a totally reasonable question. I just don't know if there's an answer.

8)
Me either, I'm still thinking on it.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 14, 2005, 09:22:06 PM
Dear Bella,

I went totally overboard on a motorcycle today, and my nerves are totally shot.  My legs keep cramping up, and my eyeballs are extended 1/4" out of their sockets.

Does this mean I should slow down?  Or should I just wear sunglasses to cover up my bloodshot, fear-crazed eyes?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Cain on May 14, 2005, 10:30:28 PM
Bella, just one question:

(http://64.211.46.141/postcard/pictures/p2385.jpg)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 15, 2005, 08:11:51 AM
Quote from: T'ai Kungno, seriously, I wanna know what it is that makes 99.9999999999% of the fucking fucktards taht I have to deal with IRL on a daily basis such fucking raging fuckwits....is that an unreasonable question?

:evil:

Okay, I got yer answer right here.
99.9999999999%  of the problem is DNA and the rest is their upbringing.
Seriously. That's what it is.

It reminds me of the time my mother was yelling at me for being a "snippy little shit" and then was stupid to ask me what my problem was. I'd just been waiting for the chance to tell her I was pretty sure it was a nature vs nurture type situation.  :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 15, 2005, 01:31:00 PM
ahh...thanks, hon...I guess it makes me feel better that there's really nothing they can DO about their symptomatic stupidity....

8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 15, 2005, 11:22:29 PM
Quote from: ScribeBella, just one question:

(http://64.211.46.141/postcard/pictures/p2385.jpg)
Dear Scribe,

In Luke, Chapter 6, Jesus said:
[37] Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven:
[38] Give, and it shall be given unto you; good measure, pressed down, and shaken together, and running over, shall men give into your bosom. For with the same measure that ye mete withal it shall be measured to you again.


In keeping with this philosophy I believe that Jesus would take me for a spin on his shiney new motorbike. 8)
And then he'd hop aboard my broom so I could return the favor.

PS: It's not Jesus I have a problem with, it's some of those who claim to follow him.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 15, 2005, 11:26:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerDear Bella,

I went totally overboard on a motorcycle today, and my nerves are totally shot.  My legs keep cramping up, and my eyeballs are extended 1/4" out of their sockets.

Does this mean I should slow down?  Or should I just wear sunglasses to cover up my bloodshot, fear-crazed eyes?
Dear Roger,

Yes, that's what it means.  :mrgreen:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: agent compassion on May 16, 2005, 04:41:20 AM
Dear Bella,

Since when did Devil Squerrel take up acting? Because I saw a squerrel bitch-slapping some guy in the new Willy Wonka movie trailer...

*funniest goddamn thing I saw all day, too*



:lol:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 16, 2005, 05:33:26 AM
Quote from: agent compassionDear Bella,

Since when did Devil Squerrel take up acting? Because I saw a squerrel bitch-slapping some guy in the new Willy Wonka movie trailer...

*funniest goddamn thing I saw all day, too*



:lol:
Dear AC,

Hahaha! That sounds great.

Seriously, I knew Devil Squerrell was an actress the first time I met her.
Everything she does is larger than life. Here for instance is DS taking a nap.
In her army helmet, with her field binoculars, while the bunny stands guard.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/SssBella/04-06-04_1827.jpg)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 16, 2005, 05:35:44 AM
Quote from: Saint*Bastard (Deceased)Dear Bella,

i've recently started reading Shrodinger's Cat (The trilogy, not
the philo book...)

this question is singular, but it has an A and a B part........................


Dear Saint*Bastard,

I didn't forget about your question.
I'm still working on the answer to this one, and should have one for you soon.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: agent compassion on May 16, 2005, 05:27:32 PM
That's a really cute picture, Bella...
My brother used to have a giant bunny like that, but I think his was blue.

:D
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO on May 16, 2005, 06:23:14 PM
Quote from: Saint*Bastard (Deceased)Dear Bella,

i've recently started reading Shrodinger's Cat (The trilogy, not
the philo book...)

this question is singular, but it has an A and a B part.

A. would one suppose that reading the Illuminatus! trilogy first
prepares a reader for the psychic bombardments i've been treated to
in only the first 77 pages or so of Shrodinger?

B. Speaking of bombardments, is it pure paranoia, happy coincidence,
prophecy or something *else* that runs down my spine as i read
shrodinger's cat? in less than the first five pages, things in the book
(specific dates and places, written down in 1979, not 2005 for example)
keep paralleling my own existence in a creepy manner.

[fact one (tenable): RAW makes reference to occult adepts finding his
manuscript for Shrodinger in a collapsed Masonic Auditorium in SF,
just after an Earthquake in 2005. i procured the book in a bookshop
not too far from the Masonic Auditorium, in this year (gregorian 2005),
and the day before, a minor earthquake rattled SF. oh, and i'm in the
range of (let's say) an X*...]

in short, i'm i crazy (moreso than i thought), or jumping the gun, or
justified?


If you don't mind, Bella, I think I got this one on lock.

A. No
B. Welcome to the Synchro-Net.  Please, don't feed the bears.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 16, 2005, 06:24:20 PM
Edited for legal reasons. :)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 16, 2005, 06:51:00 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom...In other words, we're the wild card in the deck, engines of steam, the arrow aimed at the heart of the beast. We are catalysts for change and are charged with returning the missing piece to the puzzle, completing the picture, thereby restoring balance and harmony. Until the pendulum swings again and it becomes our turn to take the puzzle apart in order to put it back together in a new pattern.

holy shit!

fucking RAH!!!!!

8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Iron Sulfide on May 16, 2005, 06:51:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: Saint*Bastard (Deceased)Dear Bella,

i've recently started reading Shrodinger's Cat (The trilogy, not
the philo book...)

this question is singular, but it has an A and a B part.
...blah blah blah....


If you don't mind, Bella, I think I got this one on lock.

A. No
B. Welcome to the Synchro-Net.  Please, don't feed the bears.

i already fed the bears my left leg and right testicle, though.

now what? is there some sort of refund program?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Iron Sulfide on May 16, 2005, 06:52:43 PM
PS

bella...when you get around if at all to it, mind sending me a PM
so's i know? no telling how short my attention span
may be in the next
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 16, 2005, 06:52:59 PM
dear bella:
where did my math book go?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 16, 2005, 06:54:00 PM
Quote from: mian tiao noodledear bella:
where did my math book go?
Dear Noodle,

Only Demonica knows the answer to that one. I'll ask her as soon as she wakes up, okay? Seriously, she once found my watch that had been missing for about three years.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 16, 2005, 06:56:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: Saint*Bastard (Deceased)Dear Bella,

i've recently started reading Shrodinger's Cat (The trilogy, not
the philo book...)

this question is singular, but it has an A and a B part.

A. would one suppose that reading the Illuminatus! trilogy first
prepares a reader for the psychic bombardments i've been treated to
in only the first 77 pages or so of Shrodinger?

B. Speaking of bombardments, is it pure paranoia, happy coincidence,
prophecy or something *else* that runs down my spine as i read
shrodinger's cat? in less than the first five pages, things in the book
(specific dates and places, written down in 1979, not 2005 for example)
keep paralleling my own existence in a creepy manner.

[fact one (tenable): RAW makes reference to occult adepts finding his
manuscript for Shrodinger in a collapsed Masonic Auditorium in SF,
just after an Earthquake in 2005. i procured the book in a bookshop
not too far from the Masonic Auditorium, in this year (gregorian 2005),
and the day before, a minor earthquake rattled SF. oh, and i'm in the
range of (let's say) an X*...]

in short, i'm i crazy (moreso than i thought), or jumping the gun, or
justified?


If you don't mind, Bella, I think I got this one on lock.

A. No
B. Welcome to the Synchro-Net.  Please, don't feed the bears.

Thanks, LMNO. I was having a hard time with the answer to this one.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 16, 2005, 07:07:37 PM
Quote from: Saint*Bastard (Deceased)PS

bella...when you get around if at all to it, mind sending me a PM
so's i know? no telling how short my attention span
may be in the next
I will indeed send you a pm, St. B. I've been thinking about your question for a couple of days now.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Ben on May 16, 2005, 10:05:04 PM
Quote from: mian tiao noodledear bella:
where did my math book go?
I know the answer to that one.  It commited suicide.  It had a lot of problems.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2005, 10:08:23 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerDear Bella,

I went totally overboard on a motorcycle today, and my nerves are totally shot.  My legs keep cramping up, and my eyeballs are extended 1/4" out of their sockets.

Does this mean I should slow down?  Or should I just wear sunglasses to cover up my bloodshot, fear-crazed eyes?
Dear Roger,

Yes, that's what it means.  :mrgreen:


Grrrr...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on May 16, 2005, 10:25:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI went totally overboard on a motorcycle today
You ride!? Excellent, what do you ride? I have a smallish 600cc Suzuki atm, looking to upgrade next year. :)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2005, 10:28:01 PM
Quote from: synaptyx
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI went totally overboard on a motorcycle today
You ride!? Excellent, what do you ride? I have a smallish 600cc Suzuki atm, looking to upgrade next year. :)

I don't own a bike.  I was trying out a rebuilt Kawa Triple.

Museum piece, but it'll kick yer ass.  Damn near killed mine, and it scared the ever-lovin' shit out of GitMo.  I thought he was gonna poomp in his pance. :lol:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on May 16, 2005, 10:31:32 PM
:lol: Heh heh heh!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2005, 10:33:32 PM
Quote from: synaptyx:lol: Heh heh heh!

Yeah, I kinda lost it near the Loop, and we went screaming up the centerline, between traffic, and through a red light.  A fucking Accord missed me by like 3 inches.  Closest I ever came to meeting the sausage creature.

I'm still picking bugs out of my teeth.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 16, 2005, 10:36:40 PM
Quote from: mian tiao noodledear bella:
where did my math book go?
Okay, Demonica says she sees you with the book in some study hall or a library where there's tables and you do homework or study. She says it's possible that  someone else accidentally picked it up and when they realized they had the wrong book, they stuck it on a shelf with a bunch of other books in it. Demonica is looking at the scene from the book's point of view and it's a bit higher than your head would be and it's looking down from a shelf at people studying below it. Hopefully, that's where it is now because it might be where the book used to be. She hopes that's helpful to you.

And she really really hopes this right so she doesn't look stupid.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on May 16, 2005, 10:46:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: synaptyx:lol: Heh heh heh!

Yeah, I kinda lost it near the Loop, and we went screaming up the centerline, between traffic, and through a red light.  A fucking Accord missed me by like 3 inches.  Closest I ever came to meeting the sausage creature.

I'm still picking bugs out of my teeth.
Holy... OK, I haven't gone that apeshit on two wheels, and hopefully never wil! :lol: Glad the Accord missed you, they're not soft and cushiony really. As for the bugs, suck your teeth, that's damn good protein man!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2005, 10:49:10 PM
Quote from: synaptyx
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: synaptyx:lol: Heh heh heh!

Yeah, I kinda lost it near the Loop, and we went screaming up the centerline, between traffic, and through a red light.  A fucking Accord missed me by like 3 inches.  Closest I ever came to meeting the sausage creature.

I'm still picking bugs out of my teeth.
Holy... OK, I haven't gone that apeshit on two wheels, and hopefully never wil! :lol: Glad the Accord missed you, they're not soft and cushiony really. As for the bugs, suck your teeth, that's damn good protein man!

Chicago bugs are full of mercury.  I'd rather suck a broken thermometer.

I didn't MEAN to do that, but the damn thing got away from me, and there was no sense trying to slow down.  Rev the bastard, and go for broke.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on May 17, 2005, 04:59:25 AM
Dear Bella,

Who is the frog being hugged by your new avatar? Is he any relation of Bob, the Amazonian Treefrog God?

Sincerely,
Guido
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 17, 2005, 09:30:24 AM
Quote from: Guido FinucciDear Bella,

Who is the frog being hugged by your new avatar? Is he any relation of Bob, the Amazonian Treefrog God?

Sincerely,
Guido
Dear Guido,

He's one of the Soggy Bottom Boys. I was wandering in the swamp one day and there he was.....sitting on a lily pad singing, "I Am A Frog Of  Constant Sorrw". So I gave him a hug and he feels a lot better now.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on May 17, 2005, 10:28:18 AM
Dear Bella,

"I see a red door and I want it painted black

No colors anymore I want them to turn black

I look inside myself and see my heart is black

I see my red door and it has been painted black"



Will I ever learn to play the kazoo for this song?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO on May 17, 2005, 03:07:47 PM
Dear Bella,

Did I leave my cymbal stand at the show on Sunday?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on May 17, 2005, 03:24:55 PM
Bella,

Zombies pounding on the door.  Do I:

1.  Go for head shots, with my limited ammunition.

2.  Try to flee out the back way.

3.  Grab what's left of the beer, and go with them to the neighbors?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 17, 2005, 05:24:50 PM
Quote from: Demonica, Oracle of DoomDear Bella,

"I see a red door and I want it painted black

No colors anymore I want them to turn black

I look inside myself and see my heart is black

I see my red door and it has been painted black"



Will I ever learn to play the kazoo for this song?

Dear Demonica,

You'll never manage that on your own, Duchess.
I'm afraid that this is a job for........da da daaaa.......Captain Kazoo!!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/SssBella/captain.jpg)
http://www.captainkazoo.com/kazmob.html

ALL KAZVAN VISITS/STOPS ARE
FREE WITH FREE KAZOOZ & KAZOO LESSONS
AT EACH AND EVERY VISIT/STOP
THE KAZVAN MAY STOP AT ANY AREA OPEN TO THE PUBLIC OR
VISIT SPECIFIC LOCATIONS BY APPOINTMENT
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 17, 2005, 05:26:13 PM
Quote from: LMNODear Bella,

Did I leave my cymbal stand at the show on Sunday?
Dear Lmno,

Finding lost items is Demonica's number 3 talent in life.
I'll ask her in a couple of hours, k?
She's no doubt still asleep at this ungodly hour of the morning.  :wink:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 17, 2005, 05:28:14 PM
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineBella,

Zombies pounding on the door.  Do I:

1.  Go for head shots, with my limited ammunition.

2.  Try to flee out the back way.

3.  Grab what's left of the beer, and go with them to the neighbors?
Dear GitM,

1. No :evil:

2. Good luck with that one. We have you surrounded. :twisted:

3. Almost. You grab what left of the beer and the margarita mix and go with us to the neighbors.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: hooplala on May 17, 2005, 05:34:41 PM
Dear Bella,

Is the Earth really hollow like my super keeps trying to tell me?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Iron Sulfide on May 17, 2005, 06:25:42 PM
WARNING: YOU ARE ABOUT TO MEET A PUN
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: synaptyx:lol: Heh heh heh!

Yeah, I kinda lost it near the Loop, and we went screaming up the centerline, between traffic, and through a red light.  A fucking Accord missed me by like 3 inches.  Closest I ever came to meeting the sausage creature.

I'm still picking bugs out of my teeth.

accord? which cord?

dis' cord?


oh, and i was there. rog is a fuckin liar. it was more like Pi inches away
from hitting him.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on May 17, 2005, 07:27:46 PM
Dear Bella,

What should I ask you?

Also, do i have any hope of piecing together random scenes from various copyrighted sources and turning it into a screenplay?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: agent compassion on May 17, 2005, 08:09:46 PM
Dear Bella,

Last night I had a vision of police cars in my apartment parking lot, and a fire engine. Cops everywhere. The lights were flashing into my window so I couldn't sleep, and I kept hearing foorsteps on the stairs. Was I dreaming or were they really there?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2005, 09:19:18 PM
Bella,

You have anything to do with this?

Doctor punched by 'corpse'

Hospital officials in Romania are investigating after a doctor was punched by a 'corpse' in the morgue.

The doctor had to be treated for shock after he was punched by teenager Bogdan Georgescu.

It happened after the doctor thought he saw Mr Georgescu move and bent over to investigate.

The youngster, 16, had been taken to the morgue at Brasov County Hospital in Brasov, after collapsing and showing no signs of life.

He was declared dead on arrival and his body moved to the morgue.

He said: "I woke up and had no idea where I was, I looked to the left and to the right and saw a dead woman on either side of me, and then I saw this man coming towards me in a white coat.

"I just panicked. I thought he was going to kill me."

The youngster, from Fagaras, is now being treated in the neurological ward to find out the cause of his collapse.

He said: "The last thing I remember is drinking coffee with my brother, and then I woke up in the morgue."

The doctor was allowed to take time off work after being treated for shock.


http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1397102.html?menu=news.quirkies
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Cain on May 17, 2005, 09:21:00 PM
Without wishing to spoil Bellas reply, that sort of thing always happens in Romania, and its always on Ananova.  I smell a conspriacy....
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 18, 2005, 09:20:13 AM
Quote from: ScribeWithout wishing to spoil Bellas reply, that sort of thing always happens in Romania, and its always on Ananova.  I smell a conspriacy....

Well, we do train our agents there.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: agent compassion on May 18, 2005, 05:15:40 PM
Well, I found out what the police cars were about. Turns out one of our neighbors got drunk and climbed up onto the roof of the apartment building. He was running around there for more than an hour. That explains the scary loud footsteps...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 18, 2005, 06:43:05 PM
Quote from: agent compassionWell, I found out what the police cars were about. Turns out one of our neighbors got drunk and climbed up onto the roof of the apartment building. He was running around there for more than an hour. That explains the scary loud footsteps...
Aren't you glad it was real and not a scary dream caused by overdosing on chocolate? (As if a chocolate overdose were even possible.)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 18, 2005, 06:45:02 PM
Quote from: Christ RawDear Bella,

Is the Earth really hollow like my super keeps trying to tell me?
Dear Christ Raw,

Sadly, no.  If the world was hollow it would be made out of chocolate and AC and I would have eaten our way to the center of the earth long ago.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 18, 2005, 06:48:02 PM
Quote from: Altoid AddictDear Bella,

What should I ask you?

Also, do i have any hope of piecing together random scenes from various copyrighted sources and turning it into a screenplay?
Dear Bob,

You should ask me if I want my double white chocolate mocha with or without whipped cream. (without, please)

And yes, you can indeed piece together random scenes fro various copyrighted sources and turn it into a screenplay.
At least if writing is anything like art you have hope.
Just call it a collage and you can get away with stealing almost anything.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 18, 2005, 06:51:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerBella,

You have anything to do with this?

Doctor punched by 'corpse'


Dear Rog,

Scribe and Hugh are quite correct. Of course I had something to do with it.
That dear boy only thinks he wasn't dead when they took him to the morgue.  :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 18, 2005, 07:14:04 PM
Dear Bella,

I was recently told by Hoshiko, in a dream, that you were the real leader of the Justified Ancients of Mummu. Is this true? And if so, when can I expect my initiation to the high council of pandiddling secrets? Haven't I worked hard enough already for you guys?

If it is untrue, can I help you take over said organization? And what shall I respond to Hoshiko with? She wants that Baby Jesus guy to be killed, btw. I suspect so she can get his motorbike.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on May 18, 2005, 08:19:54 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Altoid AddictDear Bella,

What should I ask you?

Also, do i have any hope of piecing together random scenes from various copyrighted sources and turning it into a screenplay?
Dear Bob,

You should ask me if I want my double white chocolate mocha with or without whipped cream. (without, please)

Alright. If I get the job at the local coffeeshop and if you're ever in town, I will.

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
And yes, you can indeed piece together random scenes fro various copyrighted sources and turn it into a screenplay.
At least if writing is anything like art you have hope.
Just call it a collage and you can get away with stealing almost anything.

I'll keep that in mind, thanks. Wonder if it'd work with the riaa
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 18, 2005, 08:42:49 PM
RIAA is not who you'd have to worry about in that instance.

ASCAP would be the ones to bust your balls for unauthorized/uncredited sampling.

8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO on May 18, 2005, 08:43:36 PM
Not to mention BMI and SESAC...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on May 18, 2005, 08:54:14 PM
I was thinking of illegal downloading, but I guess I should've made that clearerer.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: fluffy on May 18, 2005, 09:36:05 PM

dear bella,

why won't lmno finish lmno-pi?

yours,
fluffy
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 18, 2005, 09:57:57 PM
I'll take this one.

Fluffy, he's been trying to find a way to work the NSRA into the storyline without letting the NSRA become the storyline. [/delusionsofgrandeur]

8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on May 18, 2005, 10:00:44 PM
Hi Bella,
Will I sell my house soon?
Yours (as always) worriedly.

Syn
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Cain on May 18, 2005, 10:03:47 PM
Bella, will I get good scores in my exams, despite not going to the lectures or revising much?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 18, 2005, 10:19:26 PM
Dear Bella,

what do e.g. and i.e. actually stand for?

8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO's Shadow on May 18, 2005, 11:35:18 PM
Quote from: T'ai KungI'll take this one.

Fluffy, he's been trying to find a way to work the NSRA into the storyline without letting the NSRA become the storyline. [/delusionsofgrandeur]

8)

That dickhead says he's already got the NSRA worked into the storyline, but he can't figure out what the Ocean has anything to do with anything.

What a moronic asshole.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 18, 2005, 11:36:20 PM
Quote from: LMNODear Bella,

Did I leave my cymbal stand at the show on Sunday?
Demonica says she thinks you did, indeed, leave your cymbal stand at the show on Sunday.  :(
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Cain on May 18, 2005, 11:37:46 PM
Quote from: LMNO's Shadow
Quote from: T'ai KungI'll take this one.

Fluffy, he's been trying to find a way to work the NSRA into the storyline without letting the NSRA become the storyline. [/delusionsofgrandeur]

8)

That dickhead says he's already got the NSRA worked into the storyline, but he can't figure out what the Ocean has anything to do with anything.

What a moronic asshole.

Oi! He wants you back sooner or later.  Now, are we going to do this the easy way or the hard one, where I have to beg and plead and be a general embarassment?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: agent compassion on May 18, 2005, 11:46:25 PM
QuoteAren't you glad it was real and not a scary dream caused by overdosing on chocolate? (As if a chocolate overdose were even possible.)

There's no such thing as a chocolate overdose... :)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 18, 2005, 11:47:43 PM
Quote from: agent compassion
QuoteAren't you glad it was real and not a scary dream caused by overdosing on chocolate? (As if a chocolate overdose were even possible.)

There's no such thing as a chocolate overdose... :)
I know. :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Sepia on May 19, 2005, 01:16:41 AM
Dear Bella,
why?


Sincerely,
Sepia
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: agent compassion on May 19, 2005, 01:18:50 AM
I'll take this one.

Dear Sepia,

Because She said so.

8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Zurtok Khan on May 19, 2005, 02:58:46 AM
Bella,

Is the girl I went on a date with last night trying to manipulate me, or am I paranoid because I'm manipulating her?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO on May 19, 2005, 02:36:10 PM
As it turns out, Demonica is right, I did leave my cymbal stand at the show.  

Now, will I get it back before this Sundays show, where I open for Jarboe?



PS to Kung - i.e. stands for "id est" ("that is").  
e.g. stands for "exempli gratia" ("for example").
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on May 19, 2005, 03:02:47 PM
:shock:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 19, 2005, 04:37:05 PM
Quote from: ScribeBella, will I get good scores in my exams, despite not going to the lectures or revising much?

Dear Scribe,

I pulled three cards and two out of three were upright. That means you'll get fair to middin' grades despite not going to lectures or doing much revising. The one reversed card is the Four of Cups, which in this deck, shows a young person sitting on the floor of a box or a very small room and drawing on a large piece of paper. She is tired, with rings around her eyes, and is surrounded by cups of coffee and tea. This card signifies boredom and stagnation, and also advises one to seek a fresh approach. In other words, you'll do alright, but would get even better scores if you found a new approach to your studying and revising.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/SssBella/fcups.jpg)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Cain on May 19, 2005, 04:38:34 PM
Thanks Bella.  I actually started a new method today, so here's hoping! :D
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO on May 19, 2005, 04:39:38 PM
Bella, your deck is really cool. Did you design that yourself?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 19, 2005, 04:45:28 PM
Quote from: LMNOBella, your deck is really cool. Did you design that yourself?
Thanks. I love this deck because the images make more sense to me than any other I've tried, but I didn't design it. It's the Phantasmagoric Theater Tarot by Graham Cameron. Here's a pic of the box and the Temperance card that showed up in Sepia's reading the other morning:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/SssBella/temperance2.jpg)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 19, 2005, 04:48:03 PM
Quote from: LMNOAs it turns out, Demonica is right, I did leave my cymbal stand at the show.  

Now, will I get it back before this Sundays show, where I open for Jarboe?



PS to Kung - i.e. stands for "id est" ("that is").  
e.g. stands for "exempli gratia" ("for example").

Dear LMNO,

Demonica was hoping she was wrong, this time and so was I. She says that someone picked your stand up and put it somewhere. She can't tell if they took it home or merely put it someplace backstage. But at the moment, it's somewhere kind of dark - which is why she can't see where it is. You'll have to talk to the people who cleaned up to get it back.

Congrats on the show this coming up weekend. That's cool.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 19, 2005, 04:51:06 PM
Quote from: Zurtok KhanBella,

Is the girl I went on a date with last night trying to manipulate me, or am I paranoid because I'm manipulating her?

Dear Zurtok,

Probably a little bit of both. Only one card out of three is upright and it indicates to me that if she's manipulating you, it's out of habit and she isn't doing it intentionally.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 19, 2005, 04:52:00 PM
Quote from: agent compassionI'll take this one.

Dear Sepia,

Because She said so.

8)

Dear Sepia,

This is of course, the correct answer.  :wink: Thanks, AC.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO on May 19, 2005, 04:52:16 PM
Wouldn't "probably both" apply there?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 19, 2005, 04:53:58 PM
Yeah, I think it would.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 19, 2005, 04:57:14 PM
Quote from: synaptyxHi Bella,
Will I sell my house soon?
Yours (as always) worriedly.

Syn
Dear Synaptyx,

Before I answer this could you define what "soon" means to you? To me, for instance, soon means by lunchtime, but to you it could mean anytime within the next three and a half weeks.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 26, 2005, 10:13:47 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCDear Bella,

I was recently told by Hoshiko, in a dream, that you were the real leader of the Justified Ancients of Mummu. Is this true? And if so, when can I expect my initiation to the high council of pandiddling secrets? Haven't I worked hard enough already for you guys?

If it is untrue, can I help you take over said organization? And what shall I respond to Hoshiko with? She wants that Baby Jesus guy to be killed, btw. I suspect so she can get his motorbike.

I resemble and reiterate.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Zurtok Khan on May 27, 2005, 11:29:06 AM
Dear Bella,

Is it normal to want to throw a very heavy pan out of a window after watching one's niece for 4 days?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on May 27, 2005, 03:29:38 PM
Quote from: Zurtok KhanDear Bella,

Is it normal to want to throw a very heavy pan out of a window after watching one's niece for 4 days?
I know Bella is busy, and this is an easy one.

Dear Zurtok,
Perfectly normal.  I would be more concerned if someone your age wanted to have kids right away or something silly like that after watching a niece.  I commend you for not wanting to throw the child out of the window
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on May 27, 2005, 03:36:43 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: synaptyxHi Bella,
Will I sell my house soon?
Yours (as always) worriedly.
Syn
Dear Synaptyx,

Before I answer this could you define what "soon" means to you? To me, for instance, soon means by lunchtime, but to you it could mean anytime within the next three and a half weeks.
Your attention must have kicked it along. Sold sign went up earlier. I am moving house on the 15th of July. :)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 27, 2005, 05:17:09 PM
Quote from: synaptyx
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: synaptyxHi Bella,
Will I sell my house soon?
Yours (as always) worriedly.
Syn
Dear Synaptyx,

Before I answer this could you define what "soon" means to you? To me, for instance, soon means by lunchtime, but to you it could mean anytime within the next three and a half weeks.
Your attention must have kicked it along. Sold sign went up earlier. I am moving house on the 15th of July. :)
Whoa.....So you're moving about three and a half weeks after I wrote that last post? :shock:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO on May 27, 2005, 05:18:16 PM
Why are you so shocked, Bella?

I had faith in your powers all along.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 27, 2005, 05:26:54 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCDear Bella,

I was recently told by Hoshiko, in a dream, that you were the real leader of the Justified Ancients of Mummu. Is this true? And if so, when can I expect my initiation to the high council of pandiddling secrets? Haven't I worked hard enough already for you guys?

If it is untrue, can I help you take over said organization? And what shall I respond to Hoshiko with? She wants that Baby Jesus guy to be killed, btw. I suspect so she can get his motorbike.

I resemble and reiterate.
I'm sorry, Hugh. This information is classified. If you turn and look out the window, you will see a carrier vulture with a ticking bomb in it's mouth. You have just enough time to throw this bomb at locker number 57e7383839585 at the address inscribed on the bottom of said instrument of destruction. (I lost the key. Sorry about that.) Inside you will find a blast proof box containing the answers you seek. Not to mention your initiation robe, multi-purpose tool belt, and a vial containing a substance that looks suspiciously like.......you know.

PS: Please tell Hoshiko to bring her Swiss Army knife, a diamond suitable for cutting glass, and a throw-away cell phone to the family lair as soon as possible.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 27, 2005, 05:27:33 PM
Quote from: LMNOWhy are you so shocked, Bella?

I had faith in your powers all along.
Thanks. I'm shocked because I wasn't trying to pick up at time at that point.......just babbling.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO on May 27, 2005, 05:30:08 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: LMNOWhy are you so shocked, Bella?

I had faith in your powers all along.
Thanks. I'm shocked because I wasn't trying to pick up at time at that point.......just babbling.


You mean there's another way to do it?   :shock:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 27, 2005, 05:33:06 PM
Yeah. Sometimes, I actually have to concentrate to pick up the answers.
I hate it when that happens, though. It hurts my head.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO on May 27, 2005, 05:35:12 PM
Ugh.  That sucks.  Need a foot massage?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 27, 2005, 05:37:28 PM
I always need a foot massage.
But you're gonna want me to wash my feet first......I just came in from working in the garden.

Barefoot, because that's the only way to garden.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO on May 27, 2005, 05:39:49 PM
Woman, get thee to a foot bath!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 27, 2005, 05:43:21 PM
K, but I gotta go move the sprinkler first.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO on May 27, 2005, 05:55:32 PM
::secretly turns the faucet to High as Bella goes to move the sprinkler::


::watches as the Oracle makes like Gene Kelly and dances in the "rain"::


Mmmm.  Wet Oracle.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 27, 2005, 06:12:14 PM
How did you know I was going to run through the sprinkler?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO on May 27, 2005, 06:15:07 PM
You babble your way, I'll babble mine...

You're not the only one with talents, I just don't have a job cool enough to use them.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 27, 2005, 06:30:43 PM
Quote from: LMNOYou babble your way, I'll babble mine...
:)  Touche.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO on May 27, 2005, 06:35:45 PM
Just kidding.  You'll always be the One True Oracle.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO on May 27, 2005, 06:36:04 PM
...OF DOOM!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 27, 2005, 06:37:10 PM
Quote from: LMNO...OF DOOM!
Mwahahahaaaa! :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO on May 27, 2005, 06:47:22 PM
[cue pipe organ playing Bach's "Tocatta and Fugue in C Minor"]
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Ben on May 27, 2005, 07:00:59 PM
Dear Bella,
What's all this about the end of the world?  Are we there yet?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 27, 2005, 07:02:24 PM
Quote from: OMDear Bella,
What's all this about the end of the world?  Are we there yet?
Dear OM,

I don't believe in the end of the world......so no, we're not there yet.

Unless you believe in it.
In which case the end of the world might exist in your version of reality.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on May 27, 2005, 07:07:34 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: synaptyx
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: synaptyxHi Bella,
Will I sell my house soon?
Yours (as always) worriedly.
Syn
Dear Synaptyx,

Before I answer this could you define what "soon" means to you? To me, for instance, soon means by lunchtime, but to you it could mean anytime within the next three and a half weeks.
Your attention must have kicked it along. Sold sign went up earlier. I am moving house on the 15th of July. :)
Whoa.....So you're moving about three and a half weeks after I wrote that last post? :shock:
Ja! :D We sold this place for $195,989, the new place is costing $282,594 :shock: OMG, it looks so much worse in $$$ than £££

I am looking for another Job, any help you can give me with that!? :lol:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on May 27, 2005, 10:34:34 PM
Now I think about it, I shudder to think what I could buy on American soil for that, or even anywhere else on this planet. Why the fuck do I stay on this sodden, dreary, expensive spit of land?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Cain on May 27, 2005, 10:42:00 PM
Quote from: synaptyxNow I think about it, I shudder to think what I could buy on American soil for that, or even anywhere else on this planet. Why the fuck do I stay on this sodden, dreary, expensive spit of land?

For the DOOM.  And because nowhere outside of the UK knows hw to make decent mints.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on May 27, 2005, 11:00:17 PM
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: synaptyxNow I think about it, I shudder to think what I could buy on American soil for that, or even anywhere else on this planet. Why the fuck do I stay on this sodden, dreary, expensive spit of land?

For the DOOM.  And because nowhere outside of the UK knows hw to make decent mints.
Dude, we have teh Intarwab for ordering Brit-mint! ;)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on May 28, 2005, 04:36:58 AM
Quote from: synaptyxNow I think about it, I shudder to think what I could buy on American soil for that, or even anywhere else on this planet. Why the fuck do I stay on this sodden, dreary, expensive spit of land?
Well, it could get you 2200 square feet of living space and several acres in some places, or a tiny ranch with no yard, depending on where in the States you are trying to buy :wink:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 28, 2005, 04:45:20 AM
Here in Northern CA, it would buy either a new mobile home or an older tract home. If you were lucky.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Zurtok Khan on May 28, 2005, 08:28:46 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: Zurtok KhanDear Bella,

Is it normal to want to throw a very heavy pan out of a window after watching one's niece for 4 days?
I know Bella is busy, and this is an easy one.

Dear Zurtok,
Perfectly normal.  I would be more concerned if someone your age wanted to have kids right away or something silly like that after watching a niece.  I commend you for not wanting to throw the child out of the window

Ohh, I DID want to throw the child out the window, then I calmed down some, I also considered chucking my sister out the window, too.   =P
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on May 28, 2005, 08:41:07 AM
Suppose it's all location, like everwhere.

I just looked at what the property I bought would cost if it was near London. $729,690 :shock: :shock: :shock:

I'll shut up now. :oops:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 28, 2005, 08:45:57 AM
Quote from: synaptyxSuppose it's all location, like everwhere.

I just looked at what the property I bought would cost if it was near London. $729,690 :shock: :shock: :shock:

I'll shut up now. :oops:
Wow! Huge price difference. Sounds like London is as expensive as San Francisco.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on May 28, 2005, 08:57:32 AM
I realy hadn't bargained on that. I got the (silly and misguided) impression that I could pick and chose where I would live if I emigrated to the US, now I realise I'd have to be very, very careful. Not that it's going to happen now.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 28, 2005, 09:02:35 AM
Yeah, in Montana, where Zorga lives you could buy the Governor's mansion for what you paid for your new property. While around here, it would get you something pretty mediocre. It's pretty weird.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Zurtok Khan on May 28, 2005, 10:07:32 AM
Supply and demand Bella =)

And here is my new quandry:

I like to read.  I rather like to read, alot.  But, while reading books lately, I look at them and wonder "why?"  This is not a simple question.  Why aquire more knowledge?  It came to me the other day while reading that "Doctrines are for pointing to the mind, once one sees the mind, what good are doctrines?"  And, instead of saying, "Ohh, what a nice bit of wisdom!" I actually applied it to my situation.  I'm at the point, where I want to turn back, it would be so much easier, so much less work to just retreat back to nice mantra's and join the sheep again, even though I know I can't.  I'd like to fool my self and say that I'm at the darkest hour before dawn, but when you can't see a damn thing, it's rather too hard to believe that.

I'm having an existational problem, kinda like in I <3 the Huckabees, I suppose.

*big sigh*
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 28, 2005, 03:02:10 PM
Quote from: synaptyxNow I think about it, I shudder to think what I could buy on American soil for that, or even anywhere else on this planet. Why the fuck do I stay on this sodden, dreary, expensive spit of land?

282 thou wouldn't even get you a hovel anywhere in America you'd actually want to live.

on the other hand, it'd probably be enough to buy half of Arkansas.

8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Iron Sulfide on May 28, 2005, 09:34:31 PM
Quote from: Zurtok KhanSupply and demand Bella =)

And here is my new quandry:

I like to read.  I rather like to read, alot.  But, while reading books lately, I look at them and wonder "why?"  This is not a simple question.  Why aquire more knowledge?  It came to me the other day while reading that "Doctrines are for pointing to the mind, once one sees the mind, what good are doctrines?"  And, instead of saying, "Ohh, what a nice bit of wisdom!" I actually applied it to my situation.  I'm at the point, where I want to turn back, it would be so much easier, so much less work to just retreat back to nice mantra's and join the sheep again, even though I know I can't.  I'd like to fool my self and say that I'm at the darkest hour before dawn, but when you can't see a damn thing, it's rather too hard to believe that.

I'm having an existational problem, kinda like in I <3 Huckabees, I suppose.

*big sigh*

i was about to respond to this, then it occured to me before posting, that
my response was rather long winded.

so i've decided to start a new thread, and respond to this at the same time:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=194967#194967
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Zurtok Khan on May 30, 2005, 07:07:28 AM
Sorry Bastard, if I wanted to know what you had to say, I would've asked you.  I asked Bella.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 30, 2005, 07:23:39 AM
And it was a good question, too, Khan. Unfortunately learning stuff is like letting the genie out of the bottle. But what I really think is that you're in a transitional period and those are always rough. My shrink explained to me once that we literally rewire the neural pathways of our brains when we acquire knowledge or find a new way of looking at the world. This isn't a comfortable process, but once you get past the transition and settle into the new way of looking at the world, it gets better.

And yes, it would be less work and much easier to go back - if you could. But you're right - you can't do that. What you can do, however, is give yourself a little break and take some time to rest before you have to move along the new path. That's what we all have to do from time to time.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Zurtok Khan on May 30, 2005, 07:33:14 AM
*hugs Bella and then goes off to write hippy poetry*
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO on May 31, 2005, 07:48:48 PM
Dear Bella,

Should I be worried that my GF is turned on by horror movies, Zombie movies in particular?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 31, 2005, 07:54:48 PM
Quote from: LMNODear Bella,

Should I be worried that my GF is turned on by horror movies, Zombie movies in particular?
Dear LMNO,

No, nu-uh, not at all. She sounds like a lovely woman to me.  :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO on May 31, 2005, 08:05:08 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: LMNODear Bella,

Should I be worried that my GF is turned on by horror movies, Zombie movies in particular?
Dear LMNO,

No, nu-uh, not at all. She sounds like a lovely woman to me.  :twisted:

Well, that's a relief.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Open Bar on May 31, 2005, 10:08:54 PM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: LMNODear Bella,

Should I be worried that my GF is turned on by horror movies, Zombie movies in particular?
Dear LMNO,

No, nu-uh, not at all. She sounds like a lovely woman to me.  :twisted:

Well, that's a relief.

Dear Bella,

Should I be worried that I am turned on by the fact that LMNO's girlfriend is turned on by horror movies?

O.B.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Zurtok Khan on May 31, 2005, 10:32:59 PM
Quote from: The Open Bar
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: LMNODear Bella,

Should I be worried that my GF is turned on by horror movies, Zombie movies in particular?
Dear LMNO,

No, nu-uh, not at all. She sounds like a lovely woman to me.  :twisted:

Well, that's a relief.

Dear Bella,

Should I be worried that I am turned on by the fact that LMNO's girlfriend is turned on by horror movies?

O.B.

Oh, good...so I'm not the only one who thought that was sexy in a strange perverted fashion?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on May 31, 2005, 10:40:48 PM
Nope, I would bet money that most of the guys on this forum will find themselves turned on by that.
And will also discover that they're jealous of LMNO for having a girlfriend who's turned on by horror movies.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on May 31, 2005, 10:43:41 PM
Yuh-huh!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Zurtok Khan on June 01, 2005, 08:37:30 AM
Bella,

After having considered the fact that I'm turned on by Zombie-movie-loving/turned-on-by-zombie-movie chicks, and the fact that YOU make Zombies...is it weird that I'm now attracted to you, even though you're old enough to be my mother?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO on June 01, 2005, 02:10:27 PM
Zurtok,

No, because, most of us here are attracted to Bella.



Even the gay guys.

And a lot of the straight women.

Excepting blood relations, of course.

Of course.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 01, 2005, 07:59:57 PM
:oops:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 01, 2005, 08:03:59 PM
Quote from: LMNOZurtok,

No, because, most of us here are attracted to Bella.



Even the gay guys.

And a lot of the straight women.

Excepting blood relations, of course.

Of course.

Duh.

Bella is teh HAWT.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Zurtok Khan on June 01, 2005, 08:08:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: LMNOZurtok,

No, because, most of us here are attracted to Bella.



Even the gay guys.

And a lot of the straight women.

Excepting blood relations, of course.

Of course.

Duh.

Bella is teh HAWT.

So, you're saying that even as a Discordian Incest isn't Best?  How sad.

INCEST IS ALWAYS BEST

(Rapes LMNO, seeing as he's my son)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO on June 01, 2005, 08:12:25 PM
You must be new here, and missed my love affair with Autoerotic Asphixiation...

Otherwise, you would have never opened this door...






But out of respect for DS, I shall abstain from taking this in the direction it so wants to go.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 01, 2005, 08:22:11 PM
Quote from: LMNOYou must be new here, and missed my love affair with Autoerotic Asphixiation...

Otherwise, you would have never opened this door...






But out of respect for DS, I shall abstain from taking this in the direction it so wants to go.

It's shiny!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO on June 01, 2005, 08:25:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: LMNOYou must be new here, and missed my love affair with Autoerotic Asphixiation...

Otherwise, you would have never opened this door...






But out of respect for DS, I shall abstain from taking this in the direction it so wants to go.

It's shiny!

...and Ghost Written by the Marquis.  Sorry, no go.  I made a promise.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Zurtok Khan on June 01, 2005, 11:29:11 PM
What if I can get DS to consent to allowing you to take it that far?

Hrrrrm.

*rapes LMNO with a cucumber*
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on June 01, 2005, 11:59:19 PM
Does that mean LMNO's new name is...





















Pickle ASS :shock:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Zurtok Khan on June 02, 2005, 07:47:14 AM
Sure...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO on June 02, 2005, 02:54:52 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyDoes that mean LMNO's new name is Pickle ASS


Wait... as opposed to my old name which was...?



And Zurtok, poke around the forums for a bit, find out who Devil Squerrel is, and then rethink your position.

LMNO
-Cannot believe he is the responsible one, here.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 02, 2005, 03:12:26 PM
I can't believe you're the responsible one, either.  :shock:

But yeah, Zurtok.......DS is Demon Seed's baby sister, man.
My niece, Demonica's little girl.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO on June 02, 2005, 03:14:59 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI can't believe you're the responsible one, either.  :shock:

But yeah, Zurtok.......DS is Demon Seed's baby sister, man.
My niece, Demonica's little girl.

And none of the above players wants to read my highly graphic and disturbing Gay Rape Porn slash fiction.

Which, incidentally, is where you're trying to take this, whethere you realize it or not.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 02, 2005, 09:49:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI can't believe you're the responsible one, either.  :shock:

But yeah, Zurtok.......DS is Demon Seed's baby sister, man.
My niece, Demonica's little girl.

And none of the above players wants to read my highly graphic and disturbing Gay Rape Porn slash fiction.

Which, incidentally, is where you're trying to take this, whethere you realize it or not.
Demonica probably wants to read it, but I'm over my quota for highly graphic and disturbing Gay Rape Porn slash fiction this week. Too much of that stuff and I just get weird.

Okay....weirder.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: ReapingWildOats on June 02, 2005, 09:52:47 PM
(http://www.alohaanime.com/doujinshi/starwars/starwarsweb001a.jpg)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 02, 2005, 09:53:59 PM
You're trying to push me over my limit into total weirdness, aren't you?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: ReapingWildOats on June 02, 2005, 09:55:08 PM
(http://www.alohaanime.com/doujinshi/starwars/starwarsweb001.jpg)

ph god this one wierds me out too
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 02, 2005, 09:57:42 PM
Shhhh!  I'm trying to be serious and work and now I've got the damn giggles again.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on June 03, 2005, 12:35:12 AM
dear madam bella

is there any problem in the world that could not be solved with lots and lots of napalm?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 03, 2005, 02:26:54 AM
Quote from: DiLdear madam bella

is there any problem in the world that could not be solved with lots and lots of napalm?
Yes, DiL. There are some problems that can be solved with just a little bit of napalm.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on June 03, 2005, 03:06:13 AM
warts, for example
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 03, 2005, 03:14:10 AM
Quote from: Altoid Addictwarts, for example
Exactamundo, Bob.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 03, 2005, 04:27:02 AM
thanks.

you guys just made me snort milk out of my nose.

:evil:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: fluffy on June 03, 2005, 04:28:46 AM

hey turd
your new name reminds of that song
time has come today
hey bella
what was that all about?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 03, 2005, 05:11:44 AM
Honestly, fluffy....I haven't got a clue what all that was all about.

actually, we were trying to make Turd snort milk out his nose.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 03, 2005, 05:13:11 AM
Quote from: Tomorrow Comes Todaythanks.

you guys just made me snort milk out of my nose.

:evil:
::Sniff::

You make me so proud. Our work here is done now, guys.  :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on June 03, 2005, 06:29:39 AM
http://recordbrother.typepad.com/imagesilike/2005/02/time_has_come_t.html

http://www.mp3.com/albums/26374/summary.html

http://solitaryphoenix.com/WitchbladeTimeHasComeTodayLyrics.html

I don't know either, but while I was trying to find it I came across 3 interesting sites, only 2 of which have anything to do with this, but all 3 are interesting anyway, trust me :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on June 03, 2005, 12:21:55 PM
Quote from: Tomorrow Comes Todaythanks.

you guys just made me snort milk out of my nose.

:evil:

ah but have you ever snorted milk up yor nose?  :D
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO on June 03, 2005, 02:27:57 PM
Quote from: fluffy
hey turd
your new name reminds of that song
time has come today
hey bella
what was that all about?


[music snob]
Chambers Brother = "The Time Has Come Today" = w00t!

Gorillaz = "Tomorrow COmes Today" = w00t!

So, we get a double w00tw00t!  either way.
[/music snob]
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 03, 2005, 03:00:21 PM
Wrong, all of you.

though that is the name of a Gorillaz song, that's not where I yoinked it from.

it's the name of one of my favorite albums of all time from one of my favorite bands, Boy Sets Fire.

8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on June 05, 2005, 04:31:30 AM
Dear Bella,

Why was the quality of http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/index.php taken such a severe nose dive?


sincierly,
Not here in NorCal
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO on June 06, 2005, 03:52:54 PM
Quote from: HotsumaDear Bella,

Why was the quality of http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/index.php taken such a severe nose dive?


sincierly,
Not here in NorCal



Because more people are complaining about fluff postings than actually making quality posts themselves.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Wishfarple on June 08, 2005, 02:49:23 AM
Dear Bella,

Is it wrong that I want a throne made entirely of the bones of my enemies?  


Follow-up question:

If it turns out my enemies don't have enough bones, is it alright to use someone else's enemies?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 08, 2005, 03:04:13 AM
Quote from: Wizzle Fo ShizzleDear Bella,

Is it wrong that I want a throne made entirely of the bones of my enemies?  


Follow-up question:

If it turns out my enemies don't have enough bones, is it alright to use someone else's enemies?
Dear Wizzle Fo Shizzle,

How in the world could something so natural be wrong? Just don't forget to drape the seat of your throne with a soft blanket or two. I mean these thrones of bone are awesome, but you could just freeze your tushy off if you aren't careful.

Follow-up answer:

An enemy is an enemy is an enemy. Doesn't much matter if they're yours or someone else's.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Zurtok Khan on June 08, 2005, 08:12:24 AM
Wizzle, I would watch out for any of LMNO's enemies if I were you.  Seeing as he is my arch nemesis.  I will, of course, bust a cap in yo ass brotha if you should so foolishly try to step.

Then, I'll add you to MY collection of bones, along with LMNO's left pinky toe bone.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO on June 08, 2005, 01:14:38 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
An enemy is an enemy is an enemy. Doesn't much matter if they're yours or someone else's.

Whoa.  Bloodthirsty Bella.  D/N/T, and all that.



Oh, and Zurtok, my nemesis:  You shall never defeat me!

::Calls in a Napalm Airstrike against Zurtok::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 09, 2005, 08:54:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
An enemy is an enemy is an enemy. Doesn't much matter if they're yours or someone else's.

Whoa.  Bloodthirsty Bella.  D/N/T, and all that.



Oh, and Zurtok, my nemesis:  You shall never defeat me!

::Calls in a Napalm Airstrike against Zurtok::
The throne of bones doesn't include any Discordian bones, LMNO.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Zurtok Khan on June 09, 2005, 09:14:05 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
An enemy is an enemy is an enemy. Doesn't much matter if they're yours or someone else's.

Whoa.  Bloodthirsty Bella.  D/N/T, and all that.



Oh, and Zurtok, my nemesis:  You shall never defeat me!

::Calls in a Napalm Airstrike against Zurtok::
The throne of bones doesn't include any Discordian bones, LMNO.

Pfft!  Napalm?  Get creative at least.  *goes and finds the frostiest bitch in Utah and ties her to the top of the house* She'll absorb Napalm and a little bit more...

And, you're right Bella, the Discordian bones are on my necklace =P
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Wishfarple on June 09, 2005, 09:16:16 PM
Quote from: Zurtok Khan
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
The throne of bones doesn't include any Discordian bones, LMNO.

Pfft!  Napalm?  Get creative at least.  *goes and finds the frostiest bitch in Utah and ties her to the top of the house* She'll absorb Napalm and a little bit more...

And, you're right Bella, the Discordian bones are on my necklace =P

I've got a Discordian bone you can sit on!  :x
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: agent compassion on June 09, 2005, 09:18:28 PM
(http://www.redshirt.co.uk/media/batman/batman06.JPG)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Anonymous on June 10, 2005, 06:51:36 AM
See, if real comics said things like that, I might read them.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Verthaine on June 11, 2005, 08:30:41 PM
Sssbela,I seem to be in a bit of a jam.

i'm on Janus 2 in the  Epsilon II system( I'm using a kappa-wave carrier to my human form to get this here)doing consultation work the Janusian Imperial Gov. concerning a rather nasty zombie outbreak.(phd in necrobiology from Misk. U)
Janu 2 had  recently developed trans-d technology.(3 rev. ago.That translates to about 2.5 earth tears.
The first zombie outbreak occured 2 rims(6 months) ago.on the Southern continent(thecity of Grik,pop 2300)
Totally wiped out the town in under 3 rans(2 weeks)
They have pretty much wipe out the souther continet and are only being contained by a force field)Not really keeping them out though.

I've never seen anything like this.

These zombs are nasty.Standard flesh eaters,intellegent,articulate, an very malevolent.
Head shots still work though.
Bels,these mutha f****rs use tactics,tools,weapons,they drive,they can still operate vehicles(not good pilots though.Thank eris for small favors).

Their physical coordination is below living,but they make up for it by being intelligent.

Necropsies show nothing out of the ordinary(for flesh eating zombies anyway) except for minute traces of omicron radiation(yeah,I know,impossible)
Ohh, by the way,anything here that dies thats bigger then a mouse comes back as one of those thing.
Observation(don't have much time)
They never completely devour thier victoms. I believe they want the bodies to be mobile.
They refer to themselve as "the brethren).
I first thought they were non-coporeal beings possesing the recently dead(i:e  demons) but none of the standard banishings work.
I now bekieve that they project their consciousness through an aperture to there dimension,but we can't find it.
Luckily they seem to be unable to survive a trip through a trans-d gate.Everyone we bought through for study has expired the moment it went through.

They can differentiate between "their" kind and other types of zombie.
Those they devour whole.(never saw anything like it)

It's standard SOP to use members of The COE 243th Zombie Core for recon in infested areas.They Didn't stand a chance. They got attacked by a flock of zombie jrems(sorta like 2 headed crows.Had to be about a thousand of them)They just  ate them all.Leaving the brains for last.

There are unsubstantiated rumors of those things raping women,using torture,and other general acts of sadism.

Things are really getting bad here.(don't worry about me, I can get out anytime).
We need a way to wipe them out all at once.Actually thats easy,but doesn't stop any future re-infestation.Nothing prevents being re-animated exept leaving the dimension.I think there is something about the physics in this dimension that allows these things to survive(and thrive here). They are even re-animating in the outlying  space colonies. No evidence of re-animation on other worlds though.

Intell says that they seem to be building their own trans-d gate.Thats not good.Adjoining dimensions are planning on  causing the star here(red giant)
to either go supernova,or implode into a black hole.

Goddess mama,just what in hades are we faceing here?Does anyone know what these things are,and most importantly,how the hell do we get rid of them.

Janus was actually a very nice place.Not bad people at all.Don't want them to become extinct.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 11, 2005, 09:28:57 PM
Dear Verthaine,

There is only one substance known to the Goddess that will kill these fuckers. Ordinarily, you understand.....I'm on the side of the zombies, but these sound like they're too evil even for me to stomach. Especially when someone from my family is threatened. The problem with these guys is they are boundary breakers and have gone beyond their normal limits and have become a sort of super parasitic endotropic extropiant.

Weird thing is I believe these particular zombies are closely related to those in Utah - hence the name The Brethren. Seriously, I've been having dreams about them for quite some time now, but didn't know how to fit the pieces all together.

The key is in their nature as endotropes. Each individual zombie is an open system composed of many elements in interaction, themselves formed by subsystems of other elements, rather than being in and of itself an individual entity. This means that each and every one of them is not only a member of a group called the Brethren, but each of them is themselves a group or system of Brethren. A super structure, not unlike a beehive.

There is no function without this structure. Break it down and they will die - this is why you are not able to transport them. The process of transportation breaks down the structure that links the various components together. The weakness of this system lies in the realm of genetics and the variables of entries coming from an external medium. In other words you have to find one substance, or a combination of substances which will affect each and every part of the complex organism represented by each individual zombie.

Demonica and I just went into alpha state and we both yelled the word "Sugar" at the same time. Most people don't understand the significance of sugar in the development of the human animal. Here's a bit of background so you can see where I'm coming from, Verthaine. There is a ubiquitous sugar molecule on the cells of humans that differs only by the lack of a single oxygen atom from a cousin sugar commonly found on cell surfaces of our nearest genomic ancestors, the great apes. Thus far, it is the sole genetic difference ,Äî species-wide ,Äî distinguishing man from chimp, orangutan, gorilla and bonobo. And from all other mammals studied so far.

The sugar in question is sialic acid, which has long been known to take two major forms ,Äî Neu5Ac and Neu5Gc. While both have been found in all mammalian cells, including apes, the latter appears only in trace amounts in humans, probably due to meat consumed in the human diet. Thus, while humans are missing this common form of sialic acid, their closest evolutionary cousins ,Äî the great apes ,Äî express it in amounts similar to other animals.

Some scientists are suggesting that this single sugar accounts for the myriad differences between man and ape. And my sister and I feel this is your key. You have to find or manufacture large quantities of Neu5Gc and use it to deanimate the zombies. It will break down the structure of symbiotes that make up each zombie, turning them back into their original humanoid form and rendering them as dead as they should by all rights already be.

Demonica believes the zombies must ingest this sugar in order for all of their components to be deactivated. I'm not too sure, but I know it wouldn't hurt. You can kill the outside of each of the Brethren, just by spraying fire hoses full of water and Neu5Gc over the hordes, covering the ground they walk on with a powdered form, exploding grenades of powdered sugar, etc. Flame throwers that shoot burning sugar are my personal favorite - as the flames will burn through to the internal structure. If they breathe and/or drink, you can put sugar in their water source or spray it into the air. I'm sure your imagination can take over from here.

I hope this helps. Break out the sugar and watch your ass, Verthain. We still need you here on Earth.

Blessings,
Your Goddess Mama
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on June 12, 2005, 12:16:29 AM
Dear mistress bella

uh ok so my gf came round today and, we well got a bit physical, excpet family was in the house so we didnt take our clothes off, mearly yknw moved them, yknw my flies her skirt etc

but uh yea i kinda have this whitish stain on my jeans, which i know isnt me as obviously used protection so its yknw her. how do i get rid of it as its kinda obvious as to what it is.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 12, 2005, 03:06:10 AM
Dear DiL,

Are you asking me how to remove that stain from your jeans?
I'm afraid you're out of luck if you are because I'm allergic to housework and laundry and all that stuff.

It gives me hives.  :?


Seriously
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on June 12, 2005, 06:35:35 PM
well i thorght as a woman. the whole cleaning thing whould have been hardwired into your brain at birth  :D


:twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 12, 2005, 06:42:09 PM
Quote from: DiLwell i thorght as a woman. the whole cleaning thing whould have been hardwired into your brain at birth  :D


:twisted:
Nope, I'm a slob.  :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on June 12, 2005, 06:43:15 PM
:O i am disgusted. for shame for shame!!!

i have morals and standards.

i invite my gf round to tidy my room  :D
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 12, 2005, 06:58:04 PM
Quote from: DiL:O i am disgusted. for shame for shame!!!

i have morals and standards.

i invite my gf round to tidy my room  :D
Lucky girl. :roll:
You best watch out she doesn't get wise and tidy up by throwing your stuff out.

But yeah, I have my priorities you know. The only time I spend much time cleaning is when I'm unhappy. Otherwise, I'd much rather work in the garden, read a book, cast a few spells, etc.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on June 12, 2005, 07:09:07 PM
well she invades my right to privacy by going through my msg inbox and msn convos.
*shrugs*

and you find garden work fun?  :?

like weeding and planting bulbs and other organic thingys
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 12, 2005, 07:19:01 PM
Yeah, I love working outside in the dirt and mowing the lawn and planting bulbs, growing flowers and herbs and veggies and stuff. Here's my pretty garden:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/SssBella/garden5.gif)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/SssBella/garden3.gif)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 12, 2005, 09:22:21 PM
OMG!

you're growing a cat!

8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 12, 2005, 09:50:07 PM
Quote from: Tomorrow Comes TodayOMG!

you're growing a cat!

8)
That's Alice. I've been growing her for about five years now.
She's by far the prettiest thing in the garden.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on June 12, 2005, 09:55:17 PM
where do you live like the middle of an industrial estate? all the surrounding area appeared to be werehouses or such maybe.

but by comparision here is some pics of the view at my house. btw theses were taken in january time, not recently.lol

the view out of the front of my house

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v478/Dil12a/S4010086.jpg)


the back

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v478/Dil12a/S4010085.jpg)


and the closest thing you are going to get of a pic of me. im the one in all black, wearing the balaclava talking to my gf (girl in white)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v478/Dil12a/S4010096.jpg)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 12, 2005, 10:04:13 PM
*had no idea that it actually snowed in the UK*

8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 12, 2005, 10:23:42 PM
That's really pretty, DiL.

I live along the south end of the main road that runs through town. It's very much a dividing line. On the west side (where I live), it's mostly
residential, while on the east side, are businesses. The buildings that look like warehouses in my pics are actually a self-storage facility, and directly across the street is the animal hospital. When I first moved here, there were very wonderful and funky Victorian type houses across the road, but the fire department burned them so they could practice putting the fires out and that's when all the businesses went up. It sucks now.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on June 12, 2005, 10:55:15 PM
yeap it snows in the uk turd, and occasionally if were lucky its sunny

thats gota suck bella, hate to live near the aload crap. fortuanly i love ina semi small town where the majoirty of it is houses. and being on the coast, only like 10 mins from grey, sewage invested north sea, surf and stone covered sand! yay! lol
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO on June 13, 2005, 02:53:28 PM
[bad joke alert]

Bella:  You can use sugar to eradicate zombies?


Sweet!



[/bad joke alert]
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Wishfarple on June 13, 2005, 03:37:03 PM
Dear Bella,

War.  Good God, y'all.  What IS it good for?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 13, 2005, 06:54:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO[bad joke alert]

Bella:  You can use sugar to eradicate zombies?


Sweet!



[/bad joke alert]
Apparently so, Verthaine says he thinks it just might work.  :P

ps: Shame on you - I would never ever make a bad joke. :wink:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 13, 2005, 06:54:39 PM
Quote from: Ted NugentDear Bella,

War.  Good God, y'all.  What IS it good for?
Dear Ted,

Absolutely Nothin'!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 13, 2005, 06:55:33 PM
Dear Bella,

why are you so cool?

8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on June 13, 2005, 08:16:35 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Ted NugentDear Bella,

War.  Good God, y'all.  What IS it good for?
Dear Ted,

Absolutely Nothin'!
best post thread ever
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Zurtok Khan on June 15, 2005, 05:57:24 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Ted NugentDear Bella,

War.  Good God, y'all.  What IS it good for?
Dear Ted,

Absolutely Nothin'!

I'm sorry to contradict you here Bella, but War is good for something.  Giving Penis Cheyenne more money =P
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: StarFish on June 17, 2005, 08:55:41 AM
Why do guys led me on? They flirt, go out of their way to talk or sit next to me, are uber nice, and then when I start liking them and tell them so, they act all "I don't see you that way" :x
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO on June 17, 2005, 02:46:42 PM
'Cuz you obviously intimidate them with your uber-hawtness.

Either that, or you need to stop using the anchovy mouthwash.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: ATTN: on June 17, 2005, 05:14:53 PM
Quote from: StarFishWhy do guys led me on? They flirt, go out of their way to talk or sit next to me, are uber nice, and then when I start liking them and tell them so, they act all "I don't see you that way" :x

they must have a screeching case of the ghey. It's the only explanation that makes any sense.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Anonymous Coward on June 17, 2005, 05:23:00 PM
Quote from: StarFishWhy do guys led me on? They flirt, go out of their way to talk or sit next to me, are uber nice, and then when I start liking them and tell them so, they act all "I don't see you that way" :x

If you're cool and attractive, feel free to start liking me; if not there's your answer; People are so very shallow; fnord
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 17, 2005, 05:25:57 PM
Quote from: Anonymous Coward
Quote from: StarFishWhy do guys led me on? They flirt, go out of their way to talk or sit next to me, are uber nice, and then when I start liking them and tell them so, they act all "I don't see you that way" :x

If you're cool and attractive, feel free to start liking me; if not there's your answer; People are so very shallow; fnord

Dear Starfish,

Try not telling them you like them. People are shallow and some guys enjoy the chase more than they appreciate how lucky they are to have the affection of someone wonderful like you.
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Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 17, 2005, 05:33:14 PM
Personally I've never had a girl just come up and tell me bluntly she liked me but if I enjoyed being around her I'd respond in a pretty positive way. Maybe everyone around you is just an idiot. You should learn to be happy on your own though, you shouldn't need to be in a relationship to be happy. Heh, easier said than done I know. Maybe they're just intimidated by you.
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Post by: Bella on June 17, 2005, 06:14:03 PM
Quote from: FnordiscordiaPersonally I've never had a girl just come up and tell me bluntly she liked me but if I enjoyed being around her I'd respond in a pretty positive way.
This is the correct response.
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Post by: LMNO on June 17, 2005, 06:17:47 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: FnordiscordiaPersonally I've never had a girl just come up and tell me bluntly she liked me but if I enjoyed being around her I'd respond in a pretty positive way.
This is the correct response.

When that happens, I get a correct response in my pants.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: StarFish on June 17, 2005, 07:34:17 PM
Quote from: LMNO'Cuz you obviously intimidate them with your uber-hawtness.

Either that, or you need to stop using the anchovy mouthwash.

I try to tone down the hawtness  :o  and my breath is soooo minty fresh ~.^

Quote from: bellaDear Starfish,

Try not telling them you like them. People are shallow and some guys enjoy the chase more than they appreciate how lucky they are to have the affection of someone wonderful like you.

I haven't told a guy I've liked in a long while b/c of this, just been waiting for him to tell me. But that's not working either. I'm thinking of just becoming a nun  :lol:
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2005, 07:38:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: FnordiscordiaPersonally I've never had a girl just come up and tell me bluntly she liked me but if I enjoyed being around her I'd respond in a pretty positive way.
This is the correct response.

When that happens, I get a correct response in my pants.

"Pance".
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Post by: LMNO on June 17, 2005, 07:42:13 PM
Quote from: StarFish
I haven't told a guy I've liked in a long while b/c of this, just been waiting for him to tell me. But that's not working either. I'm thinking of just becoming a nun  :lol:

Or a lesbian.



Quote from: TGRR"Pance"

Sadly, I don't get it.
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Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on June 17, 2005, 07:46:38 PM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: StarFish
I haven't told a guy I've liked in a long while b/c of this, just been waiting for him to tell me. But that's not working either. I'm thinking of just becoming a nun  :lol:

Or a lesbian.
LMNO, that's not helping... oh wait, yeah it is... ;)
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on June 18, 2005, 01:29:38 AM
Quote from: StarFishWhy do guys led me on? They flirt, go out of their way to talk or sit next to me, are uber nice, and then when I start liking them and tell them so, they act all "I don't see you that way" :x

well coem up here, and pick me up. i'm nice but mean- in a realyl funny way,  and when women tell me they like me, i say "sweet, wanna make out?"
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on June 18, 2005, 01:33:52 AM
Quote from: FnordiscordiaPersonally I've never had a girl just come up and tell me bluntly she liked me but if I enjoyed being around her I'd respond in a pretty positive way. Maybe everyone around you is just an idiot. You should learn to be happy on your own though, you shouldn't need to be in a relationship to be happy. Heh, easier said than done I know. Maybe they're just intimidated by you.
having been seduced a few times, i fuckin love it. i tend to get intemidated when women jsut stare.. but yeah, chix that hunt guys = teh win.

since due to recent events (beign hit on by every sexual orientation, including asexual) i've decided that i'm the hawtest man on earth, and as such, women shoudl pursue me.

i mean i think women should pursue me before, btu the hawtest man on earth thing is uh new. lol.
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Post by: Malaul on June 18, 2005, 01:43:15 AM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: StarFish
I haven't told a guy I've liked in a long while b/c of this, just been waiting for him to tell me. But that's not working either. I'm thinking of just becoming a nun  :lol:

Or a lesbian.


Hey um star
you go that route, feel free to look me up my dear...  :twisted:
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 18, 2005, 03:19:40 AM
Dear Bella,

Why must I test, so often?

Signed,
Teef in a baggie.
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Post by: Bella on June 18, 2005, 03:26:39 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerDear Bella,

Why must I test, so often?

Signed,
Teef in a baggie.
Dear Roger,

It's your nature to do so.

ps: How many teef do you have in that baggie?
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 18, 2005, 03:57:56 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerDear Bella,

Why must I test, so often?

Signed,
Teef in a baggie.
Dear Roger,

It's your nature to do so.

ps: How many teef do you have in that baggie?

Dunno.  I never count my scalps.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on June 23, 2005, 09:41:05 PM
Bella,
I am sitting outside with my laptop watching my son play with the neighbor boys.  That is a whole story on its own.

The question is, is there a setting that will keep me from going blind while trying to see my screen?

Thanks, I didn't realise it would be so difficult and I haven't had a chance to google it and I know yhou tak yours outside :wink:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 23, 2005, 09:45:36 PM
I don't know of any setting to keep you from going blind.
I sit in the shade with my laptop - usually on the covered porch.
And I wear sunglasses when I go outside in the summer.

Try that and see if it helps.
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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on June 23, 2005, 09:53:11 PM
It's a weird day, cloudy, but bright.  I am sitting in the shade, but I am facing the sun.  I have my sunglasses on, which helped a bit.  Part of the problem is my son had a playdate yesterday with a little boy and they have a hot tub.  We sat in it for a ocuple of hours, it is just the right size pool for 4 year old boys, I guess.  Anyway, I got a little sunburn, so I put some of that blue aloe gel on and put on a white Tshirt.  The relection of the white is part of the problem.  Next time I will wear black, I only have about 20 or 30 black shirts, so I am sure I can find one, hehehe :twisted:
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Post by: Malaul on June 23, 2005, 10:45:12 PM
Dear Bella,
    Why am I always so nice to people who are so mean?



-Mal
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Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on June 23, 2005, 11:24:58 PM
labotamy? heh
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Post by: Malaul on June 23, 2005, 11:27:02 PM
Ide rahter have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
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Post by: Mangrove on June 24, 2005, 12:09:18 AM
Bella, why has there been an upsurge in scrid-ophobic violence?
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Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on June 24, 2005, 12:13:25 AM
It breaks my heart. :cry:
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Post by: Bella on June 24, 2005, 12:25:42 AM
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xviiBella, why has there been an upsurge in scrid-ophobic violence?

Dear Pope Mang,

It's been my experience that scrid-ophobic violence is based on fear - as is any other violence-provoking phobia. Some people are scared of spiders - so they mash them. Some people, like moi, fear the dark - so they kill it with candlelight.

In the case of our sweet little scrid, I'd say they're scared that the scrid is 1,000,000 X cooler than they are. This is, of course, a very rational fear. Not to mention,  they're right - he is cooler than they are. So they attack him to make themselves feel better.

Bella

Quote from: synaptyx
It breaks my heart.   :(
It breaks mine, too.
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Post by: Bella on June 24, 2005, 12:30:52 AM
Quote from: MalaulDear Bella,
    Why am I always so nice to people who are so mean?



-Mal
Dear Malaul,

That's because you're a sensitive soul with a heart about 23,000 X bigger than the average heart. And because you are by nature a peacemaker. But always being nice can be a burden and it's okay to put that burden down sometimes, Mal.

Bella
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Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on June 24, 2005, 01:07:34 AM
Quote from: synaptyxIt breaks my heart. :cry:

we must fight for scrid equal oportunites and justice!!

to arms brothers!!!  :twisted:
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 24, 2005, 01:13:30 AM
DEAR BELLA,

WHY WON'T ANYONE TAKE THIS STICK AWAY FROM ME?

8)
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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on June 24, 2005, 01:14:53 AM
Quote from: Tomorrow Comes TodayDEAR BELLA,

WHY WON'T ANYONE TAKE THIS STICK AWAY FROM ME?

8)

Would that be stick or schtick?
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 24, 2005, 01:17:58 AM
LOTS OF PEOPLE HAVE TAKEN MY SCHTICK.


8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 24, 2005, 01:21:45 AM
Quote from: Tomorrow Comes TodayDEAR BELLA,

WHY WON'T ANYONE TAKE THIS STICK AWAY FROM ME?

8)
Okay, Buster! Hand over that stick right now!
And don't give me any lip, like "You and what army?"
Cuz you know what army I'm talkin' about.
How was that?


::Bella goes off to play with her headless mummy doll and her shiney new stick::
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 24, 2005, 01:27:18 AM
THANKS DOLLFACE!

MY ARMS WERE REALLY STARTING TO GET TIRED FROM STIRRING UP ALL THAT SHIT.

8)
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Post by: Bella on June 24, 2005, 01:29:15 AM
Quote from: Tomorrow Comes TodayTHANKS DOLLFACE!

MY ARMS WERE REALLY STARTING TO GET TIRED FROM STIRRING UP ALL THAT SHIT.

8)
No problemo - I'll take it from here, k?
And then my sister wants a turn. :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on June 24, 2005, 01:35:37 AM
Dear Bella,
Has Zorga tried the new Dieat Coke with Splenda or the not so new Diet Coke with Lime?  If so, did she like them?

ps i am asking you because as near as I can figure, she should still be in the big uncomfortable cast
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Post by: Malaul on June 24, 2005, 01:37:27 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyDear Bella,
Has Zorga tried the new Dieat Coke with Splenda or the not so new Diet Coke with Lime?  If so, did she like them?

ps i am asking you because as near as I can figure, she should still be in the big uncomfartable cast
ew
that doenst sound very nice :x
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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on June 24, 2005, 01:43:47 AM
I have no idea what you are talking about :lol:


I am in typo hell, you might mistake me for horab if this keeps up, hehehe
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Post by: Bella on June 24, 2005, 01:48:12 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyDear Bella,
Has Zorga tried the new Dieat Coke with Splenda or the not so new Diet Coke with Lime?  If so, did she like them?

ps i am asking you because as near as I can figure, she should still be in the big uncomfortable cast
Dear Eldora,

I don't know about Diet Coke with Splenda, but Zorga and I have both tried the Diet Coke with Lime.
We hated it. :evil:

Bella

yes, she's still in the big uncomfartable cast, and she fell today.
now she has a broken leg and a bruised butt.  :(
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Zurtok Khan on June 25, 2005, 10:44:40 AM
Dearest Bella,

I have recently returned home from a club.  It was an interesting experiance, the dancing was fun (being there with people who grope and grab, and allow me to do the same makes it all interesting, let me tell you), but then I sat back against the wall and watched.  Thats when it the tables turned.  All I could see it for was a meat orgy of emotional masochism.  Empty, but not exactally empty.  More full of lust that made the emptiness seem infinately more vast.  The questions chased themselves around my head, as they often do, and all I could do was wonder why we want pain as a substitute to everything else.  I geuss it's easy to get.  I geuss it makes us forget the emptiness that our oversexed, overstimulated, overlusted society hands to us.  I suppose it's like any drug, the more we get the more we have to have.  It was sad, and funny, and I started laughing sitting next to a massive speaker, no one could hear me.  They weren't listening, they don't know how.

Then I realized fully at that moment that I could never go back.  I could never decend back into unthinking passion.  The craziest thing anyone has ever done is be themself, persistantly.  But, at what point do you allow yourself to fully admit you are different, that you can change something?  I've always been told that I have the potential for something.  I have the tenacity, but I don't quite see it.  Today I was told that I will be/am a visionary of sorts, that nothing my hand touches can stay the same.  But, I don't see it.  Sure, I've felt like the Catalyst because things simply happen when they are suppose to, but do they happen because they're happening, or do they happen because I cause them?  Or, perhaps it's a matter of right-place-right-time (in which case my life is one massive coincidence..).

Sorry, I'm waxxing exsitential(sp?) this morning.
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Post by: Malaul on June 25, 2005, 10:51:27 AM
::pat pat pat::
It sucks when your reality check bounces,,,

for me, there is nothign wrong with that emptyness clubs can offer, as long as YOU arent empty and your encounters arent empty
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Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on June 25, 2005, 11:49:36 AM
Quote from: Zurtok KhanI have recently returned home from a club. It was an interesting experiance, the dancing was fun (being there with people who grope and grab, and allow me to do the same makes it all interesting, let me tell you), but then I sat back against the wall and watched. Thats when it the tables turned. All I could see it for was a meat orgy of emotional masochism. Empty, but not exactally empty. More full of lust that made the emptiness seem infinately more vast.I geuss it's easy to get. I geuss it makes us forget the emptiness that our oversexed, overstimulated, overlusted society hands to us.  I suppose it's like any drug, the more we get the more we have to have.  It was sad, and funny. Then I realized fully at that moment that I could never go back.
This happened to me at 21. I have only been in clubs since then to go to a friends birthday party. I stayed for precisely 23 minutes. I hate clubs and all they are...
Except Goth clubs. They are a lot more fun than regular clubs.  You generally get a better class of club-goer there. :) Pitty there isn't one locally. :?
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Post by: Verthaine on June 25, 2005, 07:55:16 PM
hey Goddess mama,is it true that the Book of Mormon was actaully a novel in process written by Solomon Spaulding(died 1816) and that Joseph Smith found the manuscript buried in his fields and used it to create his own religion?
Whats the scope.
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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on June 25, 2005, 08:59:45 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Dear Eldora,

I don't know about Diet Coke with Splenda, but Zorga and I have both tried the Diet Coke with Lime.
We hated it. :evil:

Bella

The diet with lime is a bit much, but I like it every now and then.  The new one with Splenda is pretty good, I finally found it this weekend and tried for the first time.
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Post by: StarFish on June 25, 2005, 09:33:09 PM
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: StarFish
I haven't told a guy I've liked in a long while b/c of this, just been waiting for him to tell me. But that's not working either. I'm thinking of just becoming a nun  :lol:

Or a lesbian.


Hey um star
you go that route, feel free to look me up my dear...  :twisted:

Oh, if I could just switch teams I would would so hook up with you dear  :wink:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: StarFish on June 25, 2005, 09:35:20 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Dear Eldora,

I don't know about Diet Coke with Splenda, but Zorga and I have both tried the Diet Coke with Lime.
We hated it. :evil:

Bella

The diet with lime is a bit much, but I like it every now and then.  The new one with Splenda is pretty good, I finally found it this weekend and tried for the first time.

Coke w/Splenda = Coke Zero? Or is that something different? Coke Zero was okay, kind of tasted like C2
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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on June 25, 2005, 09:42:32 PM
Quote from: StarFishCoke w/Splenda = Coke Zero? Or is that something different? Coke Zero was okay, kind of tasted like C2

Nope, this is a different one.  There are so many diet Cokes now I am almost afraid to get used to any one of them because I am not sure they will keep making that many.  This one has diet Coke on the side then in fairly big letters it says Splenda.  It has a yellowish banner kind of like the Diet with lime.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Donkeyotay on June 25, 2005, 11:10:17 PM
Coke is bad for you... :evil:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 25, 2005, 11:46:58 PM
BAD FOR YOU, GOOD FOR THE STRIPPERS.

8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: StarFish on June 26, 2005, 01:56:37 AM
Quote from: DonkeyotayCoke is bad for you... :evil:

LIVING is bad for you! It causes you to die  :evil:  So you might as well coke it up while your still here.
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 26, 2005, 02:17:39 AM
Quote from: StarFish
Quote from: DonkeyotayCoke is bad for you... :evil:

LIVING is bad for you! It causes you to die  :evil:  So you might as well coke it up while your still here.

DAMN GIRL...YOU REALLY ARE COOL SHIT, AREN'T YOU?

8)
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Post by: StarFish on June 26, 2005, 06:37:43 AM
Quote from: Tomorrow Comes Today
Quote from: StarFish
Quote from: DonkeyotayCoke is bad for you... :evil:

LIVING is bad for you! It causes you to die  :evil:  So you might as well coke it up while your still here.

DAMN GIRL...YOU REALLY ARE COOL SHIT, AREN'T YOU?

8)

What, are you 'net stalking me now?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Anonymous on June 26, 2005, 07:33:13 AM
Quote from: Verthainehey Goddess mama,is it true that the Book of Mormon was actaully a novel in process written by Solomon Spaulding(died 1816) and that Joseph Smith found the manuscript buried in his fields and used it to create his own religion?
Whats the scope.

Not too far off there, Verthaine.  But, the manuscript was most likely NOT buried.
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Post by: Donkeyotay on June 26, 2005, 07:36:15 AM
(http://www.theplacewithnoname.com/family_pages/images/2001/0108/010731_001_small.jpg)
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Post by: Zurtok Khan on June 26, 2005, 07:41:39 AM
Ghaa, that Geust was me.
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 26, 2005, 02:53:12 PM
Quote from: StarFish
Quote from: Tomorrow Comes Today
Quote from: StarFish
Quote from: DonkeyotayCoke is bad for you... :evil:

LIVING is bad for you! It causes you to die  :evil:  So you might as well coke it up while your still here.

DAMN GIRL...YOU REALLY ARE COOL SHIT, AREN'T YOU?

8)

What, are you 'net stalking me now?

NAH, I'M TOO LAZY FOR ALL THAT. I'M JUST CONTINUALLY SURPRISED WHEN I FIND ONE MORE PERSON THAT DOESN'T SUCK AT LIFE.

8)
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Post by: Bella on June 26, 2005, 04:36:56 PM
Quote from: Anonymous
Quote from: Verthainehey Goddess mama,is it true that the Book of Mormon was actaully a novel in process written by Solomon Spaulding(died 1816) and that Joseph Smith found the manuscript buried in his fields and used it to create his own religion?
Whats the scope.

Not too far off there, Verthaine.  But, the manuscript was most likely NOT buried.
Dear Verthaine,

I think Khan is right here. I'd actually, never heard of Solomon Spaulding until I read your post yesterday. So I did some research on the net. It was really interesting. Spaulding, who fought in the Revolutionary War, was born in 1761 and died in 1816. Several years before his death, he wrote a novel called "The Manuscript Found".  The plotline is that it was "an account of the original people of this continent, their customs, and conflicts between the different tribes." It pretended to be taken from a manuscript that had been discovered in an ancient mound. Mr. Spaulding read this manuscript to some of his friends in 1811-'12, but he was never able to get it published.  

But people remembered Spaulding's novel and when Mormon missionaries began preaching in the area in 1830, they made the connection between the two books. The prevailing theory of the day was that Joseph Smith stole the concept of the Book of Mormon, as well as the idea of "finding" a record buried in the ground, from Spaulding's book. Smith's friend, Sidney Rigdon, worked in a print shop. It's believed that Rigdon stole a copy of the manuscript that had been laying around the shop for years and gave it to Smith.

The two books have so many points in common, that it's hard to believe Smith didn't and Rigdon didn't use Spaulding's manuscript when compiling the Book of Mormon. For instance, many of the names used in both books are the same, and both stories begin in Jerusalem in the year 600 B.C.

http://www.angelfire.com/az2/arizonadry/truth/spalding.html

http://www.yourgoingtohell.com/mormon.html
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Post by: StarFish on June 26, 2005, 09:46:04 PM
Quote from: Tomorrow Comes Today
Quote from: StarFish
Quote from: Tomorrow Comes Today
Quote from: StarFish
Quote from: DonkeyotayCoke is bad for you... :evil:

LIVING is bad for you! It causes you to die  :evil:  So you might as well coke it up while your still here.

DAMN GIRL...YOU REALLY ARE COOL SHIT, AREN'T YOU?

8)

What, are you 'net stalking me now?

NAH, I'M TOO LAZY FOR ALL THAT. I'M JUST CONTINUALLY SURPRISED WHEN I FIND ONE MORE PERSON THAT DOESN'T SUCK AT LIFE.

8)

ah okay, then that's not so bad, and FYI starfishes don't have lips, so we can't suck at anything  :P
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 26, 2005, 09:49:19 PM
NO, BUT THE WHOLE "TURNING YOUR STOMACH INSIDE OUT AND DIGESTING THINGS OUTSIDE YOUR BODY" THING IS KIND OF A NEAT TRICK.

8)
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Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on June 26, 2005, 10:38:52 PM
uh madam starfish but not being able to suck at anything will just put u down in a guys estimations  :D
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Post by: Donkeyotay on June 26, 2005, 11:01:14 PM
(http://myspace-503.vo.llnwd.net/00116/30/59/116469503_l.jpg)
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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on June 26, 2005, 11:11:11 PM
Quote from: Donkeyotay(http://myspace-503.vo.llnwd.net/00116/30/59/116469503_l.jpg)
It's the Real Thing?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Zurtok Khan on June 27, 2005, 10:19:25 AM
Bella,

How come when I ask you a question, everyone answers but you?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 27, 2005, 02:31:34 PM
BECAUSE THE WORLD IS FULL OF INFIDELS.

8)
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Post by: Bella on June 27, 2005, 05:58:12 PM
Quote from: Zurtok KhanBella,

How come when I ask you a question, everyone answers but you?
Dear Zurtok,

It's because you ask interesting questions that require me to think. So I go away to think about what to say to you and people get impatient because they know how easily I become distracted and they worry that I won't actually answer your question. But I will as soon as I think of the answer.
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Post by: Bella on June 27, 2005, 06:01:15 PM
Quote from: FnordiscordiaDear Bella,

I've been firing copious amounts of bullets at my neighbor's house. The other day he came out and yelled at me and the next day HE CALLED THE FUCKING POLICE! What's the deal?! Its not only legal to shoot at him (He's Scottish) but its my CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT!!!!!

Sincerely,
-Fnordiscordia
Dear Fnordiscordia,

You forgot to paint a bullseye on the side of the neighbor's house and hide the paint buckets and brushes in his garden shed so it looked like he painted it on himself. That way you could have said you thought he wanted you to shoot copious amounts of bullets at his house.
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Post by: Bella on June 27, 2005, 06:10:04 PM
Quote from: FnordiscordiaDear Bella,

You are a genius!

Sincerely,
-Fnordiscordia

P.S. Do you reccomend a .380 or a .357 for future use?
Dear Fnordiscordia,

Thank you. :P

PS: I'm kind of partial to a .357 - just don't hang a crossbow over your bed, k? Cuz you'll only end up sleeping alone if you do.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Zurtok Khan on June 28, 2005, 07:47:12 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Zurtok KhanBella,

How come when I ask you a question, everyone answers but you?
Dear Zurtok,

It's because you ask interesting questions that require me to think. So I go away to think about what to say to you and people get impatient because they know how easily I become distracted and they worry that I won't actually answer your question. But I will as soon as I think of the answer.

Ohh, well, I uhh...suppose that makes sense.

And, Fnordie, dearest, please paint a mustach on Anne Coulter or something.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 28, 2005, 06:47:59 PM
BELLA...

FIRST, THREE THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW:

1) I HAVE LONG HAIR

2) I'VE BEEN IN A SWELTERING KITCHEN ALL DAY, SO I'M STARTING TO STINK A LITTLE

3) I LIKE THE HIPPIE LETTUCE

NOW, MY QUESTION:

AM I BECOMING WHAT I DESPISE?

8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: hippie on June 28, 2005, 06:56:06 PM
Yes. Yes you are.

:D
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 28, 2005, 07:23:48 PM
I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU, YOU DIRTY STINKING PATCHOULI-WEARING, UNSHAVEN, LICE-RIDDED HIPPIE BASTARD.

8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Verthaine on June 28, 2005, 08:01:22 PM
You know what.Fuck a bunch of hippies.the Hippies in the sixties had a chance to actually change the world to the better,and what did they do:
THEY SOLD OUT!
In the sixties they(the hippies)  promoted sex drugs rock-n-roll. They promoted and end to the establisment.Some of them dropped out of society to move to Vermont and other places with no niggas and let the jocks and preps take over(Bush,Chaney,etc).
In the seventies after 'Nam they did shit loads of coke and went to studio 54 and became materialistic.
In the eighties they became yuppies,voted for Reagan and Bush,and became even more materialistic. They started to become the very Establishment they once fought.
In the Nineties they decided to grab as much cash as humanly possible,and solidify their power.
In the new millenium,they found Jebus and are making sure that we don't do to them what they tried to do to the Establishment in the 60's.

I agree with TCT. Fuck a bunch of  DIRTY STINKING PATCHOULI-WEARING, UNSHAVEN, LICE-RIDDED HIPPIE BASTARDS.
You sold out on the Dream. You bastard(and i'm talking about the real hippies from the 60's,not the crusty gutterpunk wannabe hippies of today,who aren't much better.)

The Sixties officially died in August
99 in Rome,New York. Went up in flames at the hands of the NEXT GEN who was offended by the "hippies" charging 8 bucks for a bottle of water.  Metallica,Megadeth,Red Hot Chili Peppers(you know,real cool bands,not the shitty Greatful Dead/Phish bullcrap) provided the funeral dirge for the 60's.
I for one,am glad they did.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: hooplala on June 28, 2005, 09:15:19 PM
Quote from: VerthaineYou know what.Fuck a bunch of hippies.the Hippies in the sixties had a chance to actually change the world to the better,and what did they do:
THEY SOLD OUT!
In the sixties they(the hippies)  promoted sex drugs rock-n-roll. They promoted and end to the establisment.Some of them dropped out of society to move to Vermont and other places with no niggas and let the jocks and preps take over(Bush,Chaney,etc).
In the seventies after 'Nam they did shit loads of coke and went to studio 54 and became materialistic.
In the eighties they became yuppies,voted for Reagan and Bush,and became even more materialistic. They started to become the very Establishment they once fought.
In the Nineties they decided to grab as much cash as humanly possible,and solidify their power.
In the new millenium,they found Jebus and are making sure that we don't do to them what they tried to do to the Establishment in the 60's.

I agree with TCT. Fuck a bunch of  DIRTY STINKING PATCHOULI-WEARING, UNSHAVEN, LICE-RIDDED HIPPIE BASTARDS.
You sold out on the Dream. You bastard(and i'm talking about the real hippies from the 60's,not the crusty gutterpunk wannabe hippies of today,who aren't much better.)

The Sixties officially died in August
99 in Rome,New York. Went up in flames at the hands of the NEXT GEN who was offended by the "hippies" charging 8 bucks for a bottle of water.  Metallica,Megadeth,Red Hot Chili Peppers(you know,real cool bands,not the shitty Greatful Dead/Phish bullcrap) provided the funeral dirge for the 60's.
I for one,am glad they did.


::claps wildly::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 28, 2005, 10:00:39 PM
Quote from: Tomorrow Comes TodayBELLA...

FIRST, THREE THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW:

1) I HAVE LONG HAIR

2) I'VE BEEN IN A SWELTERING KITCHEN ALL DAY, SO I'M STARTING TO STINK A LITTLE

3) I LIKE THE HIPPIE LETTUCE

NOW, MY QUESTION:

AM I BECOMING WHAT I DESPISE?

8)
Dear Turd,

Re: Point #2 - Does your B.O. smell like Patchouli?  

If the answer is no, you have nothing to worry about.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 28, 2005, 11:53:29 PM
THANK YOU, OH ZOMBIE QUEEN OF MINE!

:twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on June 29, 2005, 04:49:30 AM
Verthaine,
I have to disagree with you a little.  Most of the people who were labeled hippies, or tried to act like the hippies, were just a bunch of adolescents (I don't care how old they were) rebelling against whatever everyone else was rebelling against.  Every generation has them.  They don't always look as different from the mainstream as some of the hippies, but they are always there.  They grow up to be like their parents.  A lot of them are soccer moms.  

The real hippies have done some good.  

http://www.hipplanet.com/books/atoz/activism.htm

Everything ebbs and flows.  The neocons have pushed too far, the rest of us are starting to push back.  The mainstream media is not really covering it, but I hear things on NPR sometimes.  I hear things from my friends.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 29, 2005, 02:51:03 PM
GUESS WHAT?

THOSE PSEUDO-REBELLIOUS FUCKTARDS YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT?

THOSE WERE THE HIPPIES.

YOU'RE NOT A HIPPIE, YOU'RE SOMETHING ELSE.

GET OVER IT.

8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Zurtok Khan on June 30, 2005, 08:39:10 AM
Dear Bella,

Why did I just think that the bellybutton lint on my keyboard was a spider?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 30, 2005, 08:44:39 AM
Quote from: Zurtok KhanDear Bella,

Why did I just think that the bellybutton lint on my keyboard was a spider?
Dear Kahn,

I really have no idea. But you made me laugh and goddess knows I needed it tonight.
Just for that you get a cookie and ........wait a minute. Crap!
You're in Utah, aren't you? And you ate the jello again, didn't you? :shock:

How many times must I warn you people not to eat the jello?
That's where they put the mind control drugs.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Donkeyotay on June 30, 2005, 08:47:45 AM
Dear Bella....Should DS#3 and I harass our former landlady over the 100 bucks she still owes us as well as all the receipts for the materials and labor that came out of our deposit for'alleged' repairs she had to make after I moved out..Also, should we eventually take her to court or will it just be a bunch of headaches with little results?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 30, 2005, 08:55:32 AM
Quote from: Zurtok KhanDearest Bella,

I have recently returned home from a club.  It was an interesting experiance, the dancing was fun (being there with people who grope and grab, and allow me to do the same makes it all interesting, let me tell you), but then I sat back against the wall and watched.  Thats when it the tables turned.  All I could see it for was a meat orgy of emotional masochism.  Empty, but not exactally empty.  More full of lust that made the emptiness seem infinately more vast.  The questions chased themselves around my head, as they often do, and all I could do was wonder why we want pain as a substitute to everything else.  I geuss it's easy to get.  I geuss it makes us forget the emptiness that our oversexed, overstimulated, overlusted society hands to us.  I suppose it's like any drug, the more we get the more we have to have.  It was sad, and funny, and I started laughing sitting next to a massive speaker, no one could hear me.  They weren't listening, they don't know how.

Then I realized fully at that moment that I could never go back.  I could never decend back into unthinking passion.  The craziest thing anyone has ever done is be themself, persistantly.  But, at what point do you allow yourself to fully admit you are different, that you can change something?  I've always been told that I have the potential for something.  I have the tenacity, but I don't quite see it.  Today I was told that I will be/am a visionary of sorts, that nothing my hand touches can stay the same.  But, I don't see it.  Sure, I've felt like the Catalyst because things simply happen when they are suppose to, but do they happen because they're happening, or do they happen because I cause them?  Or, perhaps it's a matter of right-place-right-time (in which case my life is one massive coincidence..).

Sorry, I'm waxxing exsitential(sp?) this morning.

Dear Zurtok,

I think everyone experiences those moments when something familiar and fun changes and we can never see it quite the same again. I don't know why it happens all of a sudden like that - it just seems to be the nature of insight. Maybe there was a muse sitting on your shoulder that night - or maybe you were able to step outside the situation enough to see it through different eyes. I'm sorry the others weren't able to hear you, btw.

As for allowing yourself to fully admit you are different, that also comes in degrees. A little bit at a time. Otherwise, you wouldn't be ready to use your gifts wisely. It's like learning to walk or do anything else. After you practice accepting who you really are, it gets to the point where you can't be anything other than that. And then, just when you get the hang of it, you start learning something new and find a whole other side to yourself you didn't know was there.  

I haven't figured out yet why things happen when they happen, or what causes them to occur. For the moment, I think that it doesn't really matter whether you're the catalyst or just a part of a long string of coincidences as long as you're asking why.

Bella
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Zurtok Khan on June 30, 2005, 09:04:24 AM
Never thought of it as learning to walk, Bella dearest.  Thanks, that helps alot.  Alot.

And, I like jello, I'm fairly certain there are no mind control drugs in it (I know, thats what they want me to think), mainly because I stuck my head out the window of my car and yelled "PENIS!" at the Old People sitting outside an Icecream shop.  Twas fun.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 30, 2005, 09:06:50 AM
Quote from: DonkeyotayDear Bella....Should DS#3 and I harass our former landlady over the 100 bucks she still owes us as well as all the receipts for the materials and labor that came out of our deposit for'alleged' repairs she had to make after I moved out..Also, should we eventually take her to court or will it just be a bunch of headaches with little results?

Dear Donk,

It all depends on how much you can't stand her. I wouldn't bug someone over $100 bucks unless I really needed it and/or thought I stood a good chance of getting it without going to court. Or unless I just wanted to torture them. But I'm lazy like that.

ps: I'm in toading mode at the moment, so let me know if you need a hand in that department.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 30, 2005, 09:10:26 AM
Quote from: Zurtok KhanNever thought of it as learning to walk, Bella dearest.  Thanks, that helps alot.  Alot.

And, I like jello, I'm fairly certain there are no mind control drugs in it (I know, thats what they want me to think), mainly because I stuck my head out the window of my car and yelled "PENIS!" at the Old People sitting outside an Icecream shop.  Twas fun.
You're welcome. It just takes time to work these things out. That's the real advantage in being a zombie - it gives so much extra time.

As for the jello, you should be fine after all. Why didn't you tell me you stuck your head out the window and yelled "PENIS!"? This changes my answer. That was really a spider disguised as bellybutton lint you saw. Kind of like a hermitcrab, only with lint instead of a shell.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Donkeyotay on June 30, 2005, 11:41:52 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: DonkeyotayDear Bella....Should DS#3 and I harass our former landlady over the 100 bucks she still owes us as well as all the receipts for the materials and labor that came out of our deposit for'alleged' repairs she had to make after I moved out..Also, should we eventually take her to court or will it just be a bunch of headaches with little results?

Dear Donk,

It all depends on how much you can't stand her. I wouldn't bug someone over $100 bucks unless I really needed it and/or thought I stood a good chance of getting it without going to court. Or unless I just wanted to torture them. But I'm lazy like that.

ps: I'm in toading mode at the moment, so let me know if you need a hand in that department.

Well..potentially we could sue her for double our deposit, which would be like 1200+...She has been totally rude and demenaing to DS#3 on the phone, ask Demonica...She gace us a bogus list of repairs with no receipts for her costs and according to IL renters laws..she is upposed toprovide us with all the receipts from repairs and what not within 30 days after moving out..It has been waaaay longer than that..Plus, we caught her in a lie or two so, we feel that she is being shady...Plus, I think she kept a piece of art I left there by accident which pissed me off..Basically she is shady and thinks she can get away with shorting us 100 bucks and lying to us about costs for damages..If you wanna toad her..Please please do..Her name is Celeste Bennet
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on July 14, 2005, 05:41:49 AM
Dear Bella,

I have a friend who is going through a difficult patch. I have been all supportive and she even commented about how fantastic I was being.

Thing is, she is casting herself more and more as a victim and I am worries that she is not dealing with stuff and coming to me as some sort of attention thing.

I tried talking to her about it but the conversation tuned out to be mostly about how she felt I wasn't being supportive enough anymore even though she had no idea what she wanted or needed from me.

How does one stop someone from running away from their own issues and playing the passive aggressive victim all over one?

G.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on July 14, 2005, 10:04:38 AM
Quote from: Guido FinucciDear Bella,

I have a friend who is going through a difficult patch. I have been all supportive and she even commented about how fantastic I was being.

Thing is, she is casting herself more and more as a victim and I am worries that she is not dealing with stuff and coming to me as some sort of attention thing.

I tried talking to her about it but the conversation tuned out to be mostly about how she felt I wasn't being supportive enough anymore even though she had no idea what she wanted or needed from me.

How does one stop someone from running away from their own issues and playing the passive aggressive victim all over one?

G.
Dear Guido,

The only effective method I've ever found for stopping someone from running away with their own issues and playing the passive aggressive victim is to turn the tables a bit. My own method is to listen to them for a few minutes and then say something along the lines of "I'm sorry, what did you say? I'm having a hard time paying proper attention because I'm so upset today. Did I mention how happy I am you came over today? Well, I am. Because you've suffered too, and I just know you'll understand what I'm gong through. Let me tell you what happened to me and then we can figure out what to do about your problem, k?"

Then I go on and on about my own troubles, greatly exaggerated, btw. If they're especially annoying, I wait until halfway through my spiel and then announce that I sure hope they don't catch this nasty cold/flu/stomach ache/whatever that I suddenly came down with. They usually can't wait to get the hell away from me and wait a while before trying it on me again. Sometimes, however, you gotta get tough and either call them or show up at their house to tell them all about your latest problem. It's amazing how willing these people are to take up all your time and attention, but the second you ask for reciprocation, they move on to their next victim. They aren't bad people and they mean well, but they're energy vampires and you can't let them suck you dry.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: gnimbley on July 14, 2005, 05:04:04 PM
Oooo. Energy vampires. Nasty. You know, Guido, you could strike them
in the head with a stick and call them grasshopper. Sometimes works.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 14, 2005, 06:15:37 PM
Dear Bella,

Ninjas or pirates? Also, why?

Sincerely,
-Fnordiscordia
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on July 14, 2005, 06:31:39 PM
Quote from: FnordiscordiaDear Bella,

Ninjas or pirates? Also, why?

Sincerely,
-Fnordiscordia
Dear Fnordiscordia,

Wow, this is a hard question. Ninjas are tough and stealthy and cool - my sister Zorga is a ninja and runs around her neighborhood at night.  On the other hand, pirates are tough and in-your-face and cool.

I gotta go with the pirates  just because I joined Hotsuma's pirate crew a long time ago. Pirates win because Bella is a pirate. Sorry about that, Zorga.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 14, 2005, 06:47:46 PM
Psh! That's such a biased answer. I'm going to write Abby for a second opinion.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on July 14, 2005, 06:48:32 PM
Yeah, it was totally biased, wasn't it? :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 14, 2005, 06:51:44 PM
Yeah   :(  I wouldn't have even asked if I knew you were a pirate, that's like asking a pirate if pirates are cooler than ninjas... wait, that is asking a pirate if pirates are cooler than ninjas.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on July 14, 2005, 07:04:47 PM
Quote from: FnordiscordiaYeah   :(  I wouldn't have even asked if I knew you were a pirate, that's like asking a pirate if pirates are cooler than ninjas... wait, that is asking a pirate if pirates are cooler than ninjas.
Exactly :P

Part of me feels sorry for you, but the other evil pirate part, just feels "mwahahaha! Avast me hearties."
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO on July 14, 2005, 07:20:13 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: FnordiscordiaYeah   :(  I wouldn't have even asked if I knew you were a pirate, that's like asking a pirate if pirates are cooler than ninjas... wait, that is asking a pirate if pirates are cooler than ninjas.
Exactly :P

Part of me feels sorry for you, but the other evil pirate part, just feels "mwahahaha! Avast me hearties."

Just so y'all know, Bella is never wrong.

Never.

So there.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: agent compassion on July 14, 2005, 09:14:50 PM
Dear Bella,

I have applied for god knows how many jobs this week. Tomorrow I have an interview. Is there any way in hell I'm actually going to get this job?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on July 14, 2005, 09:48:14 PM
Visit New York and help me pick garlic. It's not that hard. I promise.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: agent compassion on July 14, 2005, 10:15:47 PM
If I had a way to get to New York, sure.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on July 14, 2005, 10:21:58 PM
Quote from: agent compassionDear Bella,

I have applied for god knows how many jobs this week. Tomorrow I have an interview. Is there any way in hell I'm actually going to get this job?
Dear AC,

There's actually a really good chance you'll get that job. I think you might have to come back for a second interview or to meet someone who won't be at the first interview. But dont' be discouraged if that happens, k? The outcome card is the Strength card - which is totally awesome and means you win.   :D
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 14, 2005, 10:27:54 PM
Quote from: agent compassionDear Bella,

I have applied for god knows how many jobs this week. Tomorrow I have an interview. Is there any way in hell I'm actually going to get this job?

Last I checked, I wasn't Bella, but my advice is to act like you know everything and maybe read that one rant Roger made on resumes (best post evar). People always seem to sell themselves short. Research the company too, the more you know about them the more impressed they will be. I could just be preaching to the choir here though.


P.S. Ninjas > Pirates
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: agent compassion on July 14, 2005, 10:34:54 PM
Thanks Bella!

Where's Roger's rant on resumes then?

Ah. Foundit.

AC,
Encouraged :D
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on July 15, 2005, 12:50:57 AM
Cool. I'm sure you'll do a wonderful job on the interview tomorrow.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on July 15, 2005, 05:37:45 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThe only effective method I've ever found for stopping someone from running away with their own issues and playing the passive aggressive victim is to turn the tables a bit. My own method is ...

Thank you Bella. This is good advice. I will have fun finding new and unusal ways to hi-jack the conversation back again not be even a little bit afraid.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on July 15, 2005, 08:08:38 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThe only effective method I've ever found for stopping someone from running away with their own issues and playing the passive aggressive victim is to turn the tables a bit. My own method is ...

Thank you Bella. This is good advice. I will have fun finding new and unusal ways to hi-jack the conversation back again not be even a little bit afraid.
You're welcome, Guido. Have fun :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: hooplala on July 15, 2005, 05:44:52 PM
Dear Bella,

Will you ever forgive me for not having done for you what I said I would????
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on July 15, 2005, 05:52:06 PM
Quote from: Christ RawDear Bella,

Will you ever forgive me for not having done for you what I said I would????
Dear Christ Raw,

Of course. You can't rush art, CR. 8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: agent compassion on July 15, 2005, 09:57:11 PM
Nailed the tests, nailed the interview. Almost there. :D
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Mangrove on July 15, 2005, 10:33:22 PM
Quote from: agent compassionNailed the tests, nailed the interview. Almost there. :D

woo hoo!

tea?  8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: agent compassion on July 15, 2005, 11:57:16 PM
Tea? Oh yes. Iced if you have it....it's over 90 today I think....and me in a 3-piece suit  :shock:  

::sits back, kicks off uncomfortable shoes and cranks up the jukebox::

Hehe....checkout the Scrid....I didn't know you could even fit a kiddie pool behind the bar, much less an umbrella...

:D
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 16, 2005, 12:36:45 AM
Dear Bella,

who should i work with next on my stories? Fnordiscordia, St Fnordius,
or Zurtok Khan? (Currently working with LMNO, though for his sake, you
can't prove that.)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on July 16, 2005, 12:38:18 AM
dear bella

should i get a job?

no? good glad you agree wid me  :D
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on July 16, 2005, 03:16:58 AM
Quote from: N'yo B?©, Terrorist ZenjaDear Bella,

who should i work with next on my stories? Fnordiscordia, St Fnordius,
or Zurtok Khan? (Currently working with LMNO, though for his sake, you
can't prove that.)
Dear N'yo B?©, Terrorist Zenja,

I think you should work with all three of them. Plus Hoshiko.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on July 16, 2005, 03:18:17 AM
Quote from: DiLdear bella

should i get a job?

no? good glad you agree wid me  :D
Dear DiL,

Anytime. Glad to be of service.  :P
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on July 16, 2005, 03:18:45 AM
DEAR SSSBELLA,

WHY DOES EVERYONE LOVE TEA?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on July 16, 2005, 03:58:32 AM
Because, in the end, we're all British.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on July 16, 2005, 04:22:55 AM
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost PenisDEAR SSSBELLA,

WHY DOES EVERYONE LOVE TEA?

everyone doesnt. i hate the stuff
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on July 16, 2005, 05:22:22 AM
Quote from: mian tiao noodle
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost PenisDEAR SSSBELLA,

WHY DOES EVERYONE LOVE TEA?

everyone doesnt. i hate the stuff

I love it, but my son hates it too.  I tried to get him to drink some when he was sick.  He took a couple of sips and asked if he had to drink it, when I said no he handed me the glass.  He likes medicine better than tea.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 16, 2005, 05:29:40 AM
Maybe because tea doesn't have codeine.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on July 16, 2005, 05:47:01 AM
Quote from: FnordiscordiaMaybe because tea doesn't have codeine.
He's never had meds with codeine, you're thinking of my hubby :lol:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on July 16, 2005, 06:14:35 AM
Tea is like...hot water that smells pretty.  Blech.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 16, 2005, 08:15:20 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: N'yo B?©, Terrorist ZenjaDear Bella,

who should i work with next on my stories? Fnordiscordia, St Fnordius,
or Zurtok Khan? (Currently working with LMNO, though for his sake, you
can't prove that.)
Dear N'yo B?©, Terrorist Zenja,

I think you should work with all three of them. Plus Hoshiko.

at the same time?@@#$@#$?

i could talk to hoshi, though ...if she's as into scabble as she was in
LMNO Pi, i think she might be interested in my Scrabbalah ideas...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on July 16, 2005, 08:24:21 AM
Yeah, take all their ideas and scramble them and see what happens. I think it would be funny, as long as it doesn't drive you insane in the process. But Hoshi would totally be fun to work with.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: agent compassion on July 16, 2005, 03:04:14 PM
Tea is teh w1n!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on July 16, 2005, 03:44:28 PM
Quote from: agent compassionTea is teh w1n!
Yeah, I like tea a lot, too.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: agent compassion on July 16, 2005, 04:00:55 PM
In fact, I like tea so much I'm going to leave right now and go have some with a friend of mine. Then we're going to throw mudballs around for a while. And perhaps even get some more free food from the farmer's market.

:lol:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 16, 2005, 06:12:04 PM
isn't free stuff the best?

i was at the coffee shop yesterday, drinking my bev, wondering what i
should go get to eat, when someone from the restaruant next door came
over with two burger meals someone ordered to go, but never took.

so she brought em over for anyone who wanted them.

synchronicities kick arse!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on July 16, 2005, 06:29:44 PM
Free stuff rocks and synchronicity is the best.  :P

That's cool about those hamburger meals.
I had free coffee yesterday and one of my daughter's friends made me a new bracelet.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 16, 2005, 06:42:59 PM
i need to find a way to spread the love.

unfortunately, i live ina hateful town founded by racist, paranoid, german masons.

the traditions carry on to this day. (they make spreadin the love more like
spreadin your butt cheeks...NO VASELINE!!!)

[edit: with of course, the few random things like mentioned above)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on July 17, 2005, 04:58:34 PM
It's that bad over there, huh? :shock:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 17, 2005, 07:40:16 PM
DEAR BELLA:

SHOULD I BOTHER STAGING AN ELECTION IN '08, OR SHOULD I JUST SAY "FUCK IT" AND HAVE MYSELF APPOINTED PRESIDENT?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 17, 2005, 08:58:56 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomIt's that bad over there, huh? :shock:

i had a witty response to this, but in truth, the only proper thing to
say here is: Yes, it is.

you're a bit more south than the pickle shaped valley, aren't you?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on July 17, 2005, 09:06:11 PM
Quote from: N'yo B?©, Terrorist Zenjai need to find a way to spread the love.

unfortunately, i live ina hateful town founded by racist, paranoid, german masons.

the traditions carry on to this day. (they make spreadin the love more like
spreadin your butt cheeks...NO VASELINE!!!)

[edit: with of course, the few random things like mentioned above)
come to NY
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 17, 2005, 09:17:05 PM
NY might be as dangerous for me to be in as chicago (on of the reasons i
didn't attend last years event)

if i were to make reservfations at a place, for example, i  leave the note "non-affiliated" after my last name....so i don't wake up with a
horse head in my bed.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on July 17, 2005, 09:36:46 PM
Quote from: N'yo B?©, Terrorist Zenja
you're a bit more south than the pickle shaped valley, aren't you?
You know where the line between Cali and Nevada stops heading straight south and takes a sudden bend to the southeast?
I live almost directly west of of that bend and about 60 miles inland from the ocean.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO on July 18, 2005, 03:54:52 PM
Dear Bella,

What's the best way to deal with someone you respect, but is completely oblivious to their own hypocrisy, and wouldn't be that appreciative of haveing it being pointed out to them?*










*In all honesty, I'm not talking about anyone on this board.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on July 18, 2005, 05:31:31 PM
Bella, I have decided to appoint Hoshiko as Wielder of Eris' Sledgehammer. Was that good or bad?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Donkeyotay on July 18, 2005, 05:59:36 PM
I think it is good idea being that she is taking up boxing

:shock: OOhhhhh that could be her nickname...Perhaps she should get into pro wrestling and then she really could bean people with Eris' sledgehammer...She did mention that she had a penchant for hitting people with chairs!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on July 18, 2005, 06:14:27 PM
Quote from: LMNODear Bella,

What's the best way to deal with someone you respect, but is completely oblivious to their own hypocrisy, and wouldn't be that appreciative of haveing it being pointed out to them?*

Dear LMNO,

The only thing I've ever found that works in those circumstances is to become very silent when they say something hypocritical. It works most of the time, and even if it doesn't, at least you aren't participating in the hypocracy.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on July 18, 2005, 06:15:51 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCBella, I have decided to appoint Hoshiko as Wielder of Eris' Sledgehammer. Was that good or bad?
It was neither good or bad.
It was, in fact,  the only thing to do, Hugh.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: gnimbley on July 18, 2005, 09:42:51 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: LMNODear Bella,

What's the best way to deal with someone you respect, but is completely oblivious to their own hypocrisy, and wouldn't be that appreciative of haveing it being pointed out to them?*

Dear LMNO,

The only thing I've ever found that works in those circumstances is to become very silent when they say something hypocritical. It works most of the time, and even if it doesn't, at least you aren't participating in the hypocracy.

You could hit them with a chair. Or, alternatively, have Hoshiko do it.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on July 18, 2005, 10:05:34 PM
Hoshiko > all marshall arts bods.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on July 18, 2005, 10:17:52 PM
THE HOSHIKO CANNOT DEFEAT MY IRON ROBES TECHNIQUE! I NOW DEMAND THAT YOU PROVE THIS WITH EVIDENCE!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on July 18, 2005, 10:33:35 PM
PPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!! HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAA
HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHA
HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAA
HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAHH
AHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAA
HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHA
HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAA
HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHA
vHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAA
HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHA
HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAA
HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHA
HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAA
HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHA
HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAA
HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHA
HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAA
HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHA
HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAA
HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHA


Hoshiko PWNS anything you will ever do in life or death. Get used to it.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on July 18, 2005, 11:16:34 PM
That's spooky, it almost looks like you made a giant HA with all those letters :shock:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Mangrove on July 19, 2005, 09:49:25 PM
Dear Bella,

I hope you can apply your sagely powers to this gordian knot of greyfacedness. Please see e-mails below:


Me:

Hello,

Thank you for your response to my e-mail concerning
Mastercard's incompatability with Bidpay.

I've resolved the payment issue with the seller
through a money order.

Would it be possible to be unregistered with Bidpay? I
have neither a Visa nor Amex credit/debit card and
unlikely to acquire either of them any time soon. As
such, I am not going to be able to use your service.

Thank you for your assistance,

Mangrove.

Them:

Thank you for contacting BidPay.  We are writing regarding your
inquiry.

We apologize for any inconvenience. We are required to retain a history
of transactions by the credit card companies involved with our service.  
We appreciate your understanding.


If you have any questions or require additional information, please
feel free to contact us by clicking on the "Contact Us" link via the web
page at www.bidpay.com and we will be happy to assist you.

Sincerely,
bidpayservice@bidpay.com
www.BidPay.com

Well, here's the thing. I don't understand. At all. I have a credit card they don't honour. I don't want to be registered with their service for that very reason. They won't unregister me because they want to keep a record of credit card companies 'involved with their service'. Well, surely if mastercard was involved with their service, I would've paid with their crappy service and would not have written to them  :evil:

Suggestions for a suitable reply, gratefully rewarded with lots of free drinks from OB.

(As a matter of public record, Bidpay is even worse than Paypal. An international, online company that is supposed to handle auction transactions...and yet fails to support one of the largest credit cards on the planet. Fuckin' n00bz.)


Mang'
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: agent compassion on July 19, 2005, 11:56:43 PM
Isn't it going to be kind of difficult for them to maintain a record of a transaction that didn't happen in the first place because of card incompatibility?

:D
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Mangrove on July 20, 2005, 01:16:51 AM
Quote from: agent compassionIsn't it going to be kind of difficult for them to maintain a record of a transaction that didn't happen in the first place because of card incompatibility?

:D

Precisely!

Now why won't they let me resign? WHY WON'T THEY BAN ME???
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: agent compassion on July 20, 2005, 01:25:39 AM
Maybe if you type in all caps, that would help :D
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Mangrove on July 20, 2005, 01:30:16 AM
Quote from: agent compassionMaybe if you type in all caps, that would help :D

i may have to...lol..
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on July 20, 2005, 01:37:34 AM
Dear Mang,

This is a job for Demonica. She's the mistress of this kind of letter. Seriously, she can set you up with something so twisted, so diabolical and just plain weird, that they'll fall all over themselves to get rid of you. I like the idea of typing in all caps a lot, though.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Mangrove on July 20, 2005, 10:13:06 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomDear Mang,

This is a job for Demonica. She's the mistress of this kind of letter. Seriously, she can set you up with something so twisted, so diabolical and just plain weird, that they'll fall all over themselves to get rid of you. I like the idea of typing in all caps a lot, though.

Dear Bella,

You're way cooler than a drawer full of magic 8-balls  :D  I may just need to employ Demonica for this mission!

Mang'.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on July 20, 2005, 10:16:21 PM
Thanks, Mang. I'll probably be speaking with her this afternoon and I'll ask her if she's willing to accept this mission. There's nothing she enjoys more than messing with someone via writing.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Mangrove on July 20, 2005, 10:22:56 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThanks, Mang. I'll probably be speaking with her this afternoon and I'll ask her if she's willing to accept this mission. There's nothing she enjoys more than messing with someone via writing.


[mr burns]  excellent..... [mr burns]


8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on July 20, 2005, 11:14:24 PM
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xvii
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThanks, Mang. I'll probably be speaking with her this afternoon and I'll ask her if she's willing to accept this mission. There's nothing she enjoys more than messing with someone via writing.


[mr burns]  excellent..... [mr burns]


8)
I suspect that whatever Demonica comes up with will be devilishly effective, but if not, you can always contact your credit card company.  They might be interested in a company that does not accept their card, but won't delete it either :evil:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Mangrove on July 21, 2005, 12:06:35 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xvii
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThanks, Mang. I'll probably be speaking with her this afternoon and I'll ask her if she's willing to accept this mission. There's nothing she enjoys more than messing with someone via writing.


[mr burns]  excellent..... [mr burns]


8)
I suspect that whatever Demonica comes up with will be devilishly effective, but if not, you can always contact your credit card company.  They might be interested in a company that does not accept their card, but won't delete it either :evil:

good idea eld. 'an epistle to the mastercardeons from mangrove xvii'
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Zurtok Khan on July 28, 2005, 08:18:45 AM
Dear Bella,

I did something very naughty the other day.  My friend (actually 3 of my friends) are going on a Mormon Mission to spread the word, and all that pretentious shit.  So, I'm online saturday night, and friend comes online.  

Friend: Wanna hear something crazy?
Me: There are crazy things I haven't heard?  Sure.
F: I'm going to the MTC (the place where mormon's are taught propaganda, avoid at all costs.  All males placed within are forbidden from even knowing that they have genitals, or that anyone else has genitals) in like 85 hours!
M: So, what else is going on?
F: Err...uhh...I'm leaving for two years dude.
M: Really?  So how's the rest of your family.
F: Uhh...they're fine.  Look, I have to go.
M: Alright, have fun Jesusing in Albania for two years. (on another note did Jesus ever go to Albania?  And, if so, do you think it's rude to think that YOU could do it better then HIM?)

This conversation really DID happen.  So...what do you think Bella?

Or anyone else, I won't get snappy...this time...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on July 28, 2005, 09:48:47 AM
I think that, if they're that enthusiastic, and you're not, you weren't really all that friendly.  At least, that's my experience.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on July 29, 2005, 02:48:11 AM
Dear Khan,

I think your friend is so much into the Mormon mindset that he can't even comprehend someone not being excited for him to go. Hence Badger's comment that you guys weren't all that friendly to begin with.  And I also think it will be a great and grand thing for him to go to Albania where most people don't believe exactly the same things he does. Hopefully, he'll be one of the lucky ones who has his eyes and his mind opened by the experience.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Horab Fibslager on July 29, 2005, 04:44:01 AM
sadly, he'll probaly take pity on the unforgiven heathens milling about doign heathen things. especially the coffee drinkers. he'll feel genuine compassion adn sympathy for those unloved by his lord and saviour jesus christ . he'll work day and night and find the confiction and faith he needs to get thorugh and save just one more soul.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: CORNHOLIO on July 29, 2005, 04:45:41 AM
Auntie Bella, how come grown ups fight over stupid stuff,  when they yell it gives me a headache :(
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on July 29, 2005, 05:13:19 AM
Quote from: a clockwork applesadly, he'll probaly take pity on the unforgiven heathens milling about doign heathen things. especially the coffee drinkers. he'll feel genuine compassion adn sympathy for those unloved by his lord and saviour jesus christ . he'll work day and night and find the confiction and faith he needs to get thorugh and save just one more soul.
Sadly, I imagine you're right.  :(
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on July 29, 2005, 05:15:08 AM
Quote from: CORNHOLIOAuntie Bella, how come grown ups fight over stupid stuff,  when they yell it gives me a headache :(
I don't know. It gives me a headache, too.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: illusion on July 31, 2005, 05:10:06 PM
Dear Bella,

Why did you buy that nasty instant oatmeal stuff you know I hate when you knew I was going to eat breakfast at your house today?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: agent compassion on July 31, 2005, 10:03:21 PM
Dear Illusion,

Maybe Bella is so fried from the heatwaves that she just couldn't bear to cook regular oatmeal, and was hoping in vain that the quality of instant oatmeal had improved of late.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: illusion on July 31, 2005, 11:19:14 PM
Good point. I probably just should have had icecream for breakfast, like she did, huh?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 31, 2005, 11:23:40 PM
...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: agent compassion on July 31, 2005, 11:31:48 PM
QuoteI probably just should have had icecream for breakfast, like she did, huh?

A typical service of icecream is a couple hundred calories and contains all the nutrition of regular milk, plus whatever else is in there. As breakfasts go, you could do a lot worse than icecream. But it has to be GOOD icecream, not store brand or generic which is full of preservatives and stabilizers and very little actual ingredients. I recommend Ben & Jerry's, or Tillamook. :D
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on July 31, 2005, 11:52:26 PM
It was Dreyers, which is about the best we can buy around here.
I hate that generic brand crap - better to eat a little bit of good icecream than a lot of the bad stuff.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 01, 2005, 12:06:01 AM
Tillamook is fuckin' righteous stuff.

love their brown cow, and they make the ONLY strawberry ice cream you will ever find me stuffing my face with.

8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: agent compassion on August 01, 2005, 12:25:37 AM
They renamed Brown Cow last year. Same recipe though. :D The new name is "Udderly Chocolate."

And it is the best. flavor. EVER. I'm still pissed that they closed the Tillamook restaurant in my neighborhood and turned it into a fucking Texas-themed steakhouse....I mean, where else am I going to get a softball-sized scoop of ice cream for 1.75?

Dreyer's is pretty good, too. At least they don't dye their mint chocolate chip ice cream GREEN like some people.

:evil:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on August 01, 2005, 12:37:43 AM
The worst ice cream I know of for additives and crap is Healthy Choice, gives me a headache every time.  Breyer's all natural has no additives, but their newer varieties, I forget what hokey name, parlor something I think, is loaded with crap.  I bought a 5 quart bucket for $2.99 and it is not full of yucky crap.  It is Home Harvest or something, I don't know if they have it in other regions around the country.  They sell it at Spartan Stores and generally it is cheaper and better than the Spartan Brand.  And since it is going to be in the 90's this week, I would buy the cheap stuff anyway.  If I get some that doesn't taste all that great, I just make milk shakes :wink:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on August 01, 2005, 02:05:22 AM
It's the Breyers all natural that I have on hand. I'm not much of an icecream eater unless the weather is hot.

Speaking of which, it's only 96 degrees today. :P
I'm happy.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: DJRubberducky on August 01, 2005, 02:41:32 AM
I hate you all!  I hate you all!

I so fucking miss Tillamook ice cream.  It's too expensive for them to export the ice cream down here, and odds are the Blue Bell Mafia would do what they could to cockblock such an effort anyway.  But I still really fucking miss it.  Especially the Brown Cow.

/me consoles herself with some cheese.  At least Tillamook can export that reliably...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Zurtok Khan on August 01, 2005, 09:10:43 AM
Dear Bella,

I need breakup advice.  I've gone out with this girl 4 or 5 times and she is already possesive of me.  She doesn't enjoy the fact that I flirt with everything on two legs (and sometimes 4).  And, worst of all, she's a Mormon.  I know, I shouldn't have let myself get pulled into this relationship at all, but I let it go where it wanted.  I think she may want to save my soul.  And, I know she wants physical contact.  I am a fucking PICSES, I only have physical contact (I'm not talking sex, just holding hands or kissing) with people I feel compatable with.  I do not feel compatable with her.  She's nice enough, and smart enough, but not crazy enough.  For some reason I bring out her girly side (even though she says most people bring out her masculine side), which is scary.  And, here's the REAL clincher:  We work together.  Of course, I've been there longer (and am one of the two layaway managers) so, I have the power to dictate whether or not we will work together in the future.

Whatcha all think?  Should I dump her like a bitch, or let her down slow?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: fluffy on August 01, 2005, 02:50:57 PM

dear bella.
with what should i smack lmno with
if he doesn't post another installment
of lmno-pi
real soon?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on August 01, 2005, 04:09:01 PM
Quote from: fluffy
dear bella.
with what should i smack lmno with
if he doesn't post another installment
of lmno-pi
real soon?
Whatever it takes, fluffy.

On second thought, I suggest you threaten NOT to smack him with anything.
Potential lack of punishment should be enough to get him moving again.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on August 01, 2005, 04:11:30 PM
Quote from: Zurtok KhanDear Bella,

I need breakup advice.  I've gone out with this girl 4 or 5 times and she is already possesive of me.  She doesn't enjoy the fact that I flirt with everything on two legs (and sometimes 4).  And, worst of all, she's a Mormon.  I know, I shouldn't have let myself get pulled into this relationship at all, but I let it go where it wanted.  I think she may want to save my soul.  And, I know she wants physical contact.  I am a fucking PICSES, I only have physical contact (I'm not talking sex, just holding hands or kissing) with people I feel compatable with.  I do not feel compatable with her.  She's nice enough, and smart enough, but not crazy enough.  For some reason I bring out her girly side (even though she says most people bring out her masculine side), which is scary.  And, here's the REAL clincher:  We work together.  Of course, I've been there longer (and am one of the two layaway managers) so, I have the power to dictate whether or not we will work together in the future.

Whatcha all think?  Should I dump her like a bitch, or let her down slow?
Dear Khan,

I don't know. I'm crap at relationship advice. Wish Zorga was here - she'd know what to do. Tell you what, I'll ask her when I talk to her today.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on August 01, 2005, 04:37:59 PM
Dear Bella,
Small towns are scary places. Should we set them all on fire?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on August 01, 2005, 04:51:12 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCDear Bella,
Small towns are scary places. Should we set them all on fire?
No! :shock: I live in one of those scarey places.

Damn city dwellers!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: gnimbley on August 09, 2005, 12:55:04 AM
Dear Bella.

I've got this recipe for shrimp that calls for frozen Margarita mix.
Where do I get such a thng and which brands are the best.

gnimbley
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 09, 2005, 03:27:13 PM
Gnimbley,

that is NOT what they mean by "shrimp cocktail"

:x
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on August 09, 2005, 04:34:49 PM
Quote from: gnimbleyDear Bella.

I've got this recipe for shrimp that calls for frozen Margarita mix.
Where do I get such a thng and which brands are the best.

gnimbley
Dear gnimbley,

To be quite honest, I've never purchased such a thing ready-made. If I want frozen margarita mix, I put liquid Joe Cuervo margarita mix in ice cube trays. When the cubes are frozen, I put them in baggies to keep them from tasting all freezerish.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Mangrove on August 09, 2005, 06:46:12 PM
Dear Zurtok,

Stop fooling around with your employees, get back to work and take the Scrid out for a walk.

You'll feel much better.



Mang
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on August 09, 2005, 07:08:09 PM
I knew someone else would have the right answer for you, Khan.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Open Bar on August 09, 2005, 07:34:56 PM
Zurtok,

You will also find that cleaning out Scrid's tank very therapeutic also.


Trust me on this one....no, really.


OB
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on August 10, 2005, 04:40:28 AM
Dear Bella,
How many pretend members of pretend armies do we have posting here, I have sooo totaly lost track :shock:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 10, 2005, 04:59:25 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyDear Bella,
How many pretend members of pretend armies do we have posting here, I have sooo totaly lost track :shock:

The SLA was the first, best, and downright SMALLEST of the "pretend armies".

It consists of myself, Chef, and about 3,000,000 pics of Hasselhoff and Danza.

Before your time, though.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on August 10, 2005, 05:13:58 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyDear Bella,
How many pretend members of pretend armies do we have posting here, I have sooo totaly lost track :shock:

The SLA was the first, best, and downright SMALLEST of the "pretend armies".

It consists of myself, Chef, and about 3,000,000 pics of Hasselhoff and Danza.

Before your time, though.
Thank all the gods and goddesses for that :shock:  :lol:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 10, 2005, 05:34:48 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyDear Bella,
How many pretend members of pretend armies do we have posting here, I have sooo totaly lost track :shock:

The SLA was the first, best, and downright SMALLEST of the "pretend armies".

It consists of myself, Chef, and about 3,000,000 pics of Hasselhoff and Danza.

Before your time, though.
Thank all the gods and goddesses for that :shock:  :lol:

It was a horrorshow.

I was almost too ethical to revive it.  The horror ramps up starting this week, until our demands are met.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Anonymous on August 10, 2005, 07:45:34 PM
please hurry. i want to marry david and tony.
if they won't marry me then i want to wall paper my secret shrine room with their photos.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Princess Eris VonTartarus on August 10, 2005, 09:00:08 PM
I AM QUEEN OF ENTIRE PRETEND COUNTRY, AS WELL AS SEVERAL VARIETIES OF PASTRY. DOES THAT COUNT? *G*
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on August 10, 2005, 11:28:31 PM
Depends on what kind of pastries you're talking about.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 11, 2005, 02:15:13 AM
I hear she's the queen of "bavarian mudslides".

:lol:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 11, 2005, 02:25:24 AM
Quote from: East Coast HustleI hear she's the queen of "bavarian mudslides".

:lol:

And teh Cleveland Steamers.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: A+ Moyel on August 11, 2005, 11:00:28 AM
DEAR SSSBELLA, ORACLE OF DOOM,

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CIRCUMCISED?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on August 11, 2005, 12:52:55 PM
It's old in 13 posts. Ah well.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Zurtok Khan on August 11, 2005, 10:02:01 PM
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xviiDear Zurtok,

Stop fooling around with your employees, get back to work and take the Scrid out for a walk.

You'll feel much better.



Mang

I would, but we all know that the Scrid doesn't walk, he just sorta...Scrids around.

And, OB, my version of cleaning the tank is emptying it on Mang's desk...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Mangrove on August 11, 2005, 10:46:47 PM
Quote from: Zurtok Khan
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xviiDear Zurtok,

Stop fooling around with your employees, get back to work and take the Scrid out for a walk.

You'll feel much better.



Mang

I would, but we all know that the Scrid doesn't walk, he just sorta...Scrids around.

And, OB, my version of cleaning the tank is emptying it on Mang's desk...

if you were doing that to put out the fire you started earlier...then ok.  :D
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: scorch on August 12, 2005, 03:04:17 AM
Bella, why haven't you visited my forums lately?

And...

How would I go about becoming reverend scorch? Any advice?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: scorch on August 12, 2005, 03:19:37 AM
oh and random spam, check out this:

http://www.internet-messiah.com/Jesus%20Archives/Sermons%20of%20Jesus.htm

I recovered the old Jesus.com sermons  :D
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on August 12, 2005, 03:46:10 AM
Quote from: scorchBella, why haven't you visited my forums lately?

And...

How would I go about becoming reverend scorch? Any advice?
Hey scorch! :P  

Good to see you, I don't know why I haven't visited your forums.
I'll probably pop in over there tomorrow or the next day.

And....

Demonica's a reverend. I'll ask her how she did it.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Anonymous on August 12, 2005, 01:15:58 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: scorchBella, why haven't you visited my forums lately?

And...

How would I go about becoming reverend scorch? Any advice?
Hey scorch! :P  

Good to see you, I don't know why I haven't visited your forums.
I'll probably pop in over there tomorrow or the next day.

And....

Demonica's a reverend. I'll ask her how she did it.

cool thanks

did you check the Jesus Archives? I'm telling ya, good stuff there. TGGR would probably love it. Maybe I should PM him...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: scorch on August 12, 2005, 01:16:38 PM
^^^^ me
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Post by: scorch on August 12, 2005, 01:17:16 PM
well I do have a priest rank now  :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: A+ Moyel on August 13, 2005, 06:26:07 AM
Quote from: scorchwell I do have a priest rank now  :twisted:

MY RABBI > YOUR PRIEST
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Post by: Zurtok Khan on August 13, 2005, 07:44:49 AM
Bella!!!!

I need to go have a nervous breakdown, where should I do it?
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Post by: Mangrove on August 13, 2005, 09:59:32 AM
Quote from: Zurtok KhanBella!!!!

I need to go have a nervous breakdown, where should I do it?


in the open bar...where you are meant to be working.


just sayin'

8)
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 13, 2005, 03:14:51 PM
Quote from: Zurtok KhanBella!!!!

I need to go have a nervous breakdown, where should I do it?

somewhere where the rest of us don't have to listen to you whine?

8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on August 13, 2005, 06:27:41 PM
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xvii
Quote from: Zurtok KhanBella!!!!

I need to go have a nervous breakdown, where should I do it?


in the open bar...where you are meant to be working.


just sayin'

8)
I like this idea.
Failing that, I suggest you try Oregon - that's where I had my nervous breakdown.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 13, 2005, 06:28:38 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle
Quote from: Zurtok KhanBella!!!!

I need to go have a nervous breakdown, where should I do it?

somewhere where the rest of us don't have to listen to you whine?

8)

We aren't that lucky.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: scorch on August 13, 2005, 08:33:28 PM
Quote from: A+ Moyel
Quote from: scorchwell I do have a priest rank now  :twisted:

MY RABBI > YOUR PRIEST

YOUR RABBI + MY PRIEST = YOUR MY RABBI PRIEST
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on August 13, 2005, 08:52:27 PM
Quote from: Zurtok KhanBella!!!!

I need to go have a nervous breakdown, where should I do it?

It depends, for some people natural settings, beaches, mountains, forests, to get away from people and the hustle bustle of life.  For others, it is the city, to get away from themselves in the hustle bustle.  From what I can tell from you, get back to nature and relax.  It sounds like maybe you just need a vacation :wink:
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Post by: Zurtok Khan on August 14, 2005, 07:28:14 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: Zurtok KhanBella!!!!

I need to go have a nervous breakdown, where should I do it?

It depends, for some people natural settings, beaches, mountains, forests, to get away from people and the hustle bustle of life.  For others, it is the city, to get away from themselves in the hustle bustle.  From what I can tell from you, get back to nature and relax.  It sounds like maybe you just need a vacation :wink:

I had a vacation it made things worse.

I don't like the outdoors all that much.  And, I don't like being indoors either.

I know what will cure me, but I can't get it, so I'm going to stick around here and whine.

See, I need to move out of my parents house.  Now.  NOW.

*kicks a duck*
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Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on August 14, 2005, 05:22:29 PM
I needed to move out once, too. You're right - it's probably the only thing that can cure you. But in the meantime you can do more than just whine about it. I recommend walking. Lots and lots of walks and/or swimming, biking, etc. Anything to get you moving and keep you ahead of the mosquito cloud - cuz trust me. Everybody has their own cloud that follows them and the secret is to outrun it. Seriously, it's about the best thing there is for that nervous breakdown feeling. If you hate the outdoors, an exercise bike is always good.

On second thought, what I really recommend is yoga. It's good for the body and for the mind. Very soothing, healthy and peace of mind promoting activity. I think you can take lessons and look at videos and stuff for free online.

Don't forget to lay around the house in between walks and exercising and drive your parents up the wall with your whining. I did and my folks were happy to help me move when the time came.  :wink:
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Post by: Zurtok Khan on August 15, 2005, 10:42:15 AM
Quote from: Malaria test subject #777I needed to move out once, too. You're right - it's probably the only thing that can cure you. But in the meantime you can do more than just whine about it. I recommend walking. Lots and lots of walks and/or swimming, biking, etc. Anything to get you moving and keep you ahead of the mosquito cloud - cuz trust me. Everybody has their own cloud that follows them and the secret is to outrun it. Seriously, it's about the best thing there is for that nervous breakdown feeling. If you hate the outdoors, an exercise bike is always good.

On second thought, what I really recommend is yoga. It's good for the body and for the mind. Very soothing, healthy and peace of mind promoting activity. I think you can take lessons and look at videos and stuff for free online.

Don't forget to lay around the house in between walks and exercising and drive your parents up the wall with your whining. I did and my folks were happy to help me move when the time came.  :wink:

You are my new prophet.  Go do some cartwheels.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Zurtok Khan on August 17, 2005, 09:59:49 AM
Bella, when I quit my job, will it be best to draw kinky pictures of the manager making ugly-bald-middlemanagement-sex with one of the assistant managers?
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Post by: Bella on August 17, 2005, 10:01:21 AM
I don't know. What are you planning to do with the pictures?
And will they be signed or not?

Seriously, you could find yourself in some sort of legal mess if you try that in Utah.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Burning Trees on August 19, 2005, 10:00:15 AM
Bella, how can I get rid of Turd (ECH), Roger (for failing his CotSG constituents), and Hugh (for not flouncing)?
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Post by: Zurtok Khan on August 19, 2005, 10:25:42 AM
Quote from: Burning TreesBella, how can I get rid of Turd (ECH), Roger (for failing his CotSG constituents), and Hugh (for not flouncing)?

You can't.  Like TeH Gnimbly once said, "This place is like the Hotel California - You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on August 19, 2005, 03:00:48 PM
Quote from: Zurtok Khan
Quote from: Burning TreesBella, how can I get rid of Turd (ECH), Roger (for failing his CotSG constituents), and Hugh (for not flouncing)?

You can't.  Like TeH Gnimbly once said, "This place is like the Hotel California - You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."
::applaudes::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 19, 2005, 03:22:28 PM
Quote from: Burning TreesBella, how can I get rid of Turd (ECH)?

buy my business. $175K gets rid of me forever.



8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on August 19, 2005, 04:44:21 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle
Quote from: Burning TreesBella, how can I get rid of Turd (ECH)?

buy my business. $175K gets rid of me forever.



8)
Dear Burning Trees,

I was going to say "Ask Turd". But he already answered.
And you could get rid of me for a measly $100K. :wink:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Cain on August 19, 2005, 04:54:48 PM
Would I get away with burning down the factory I work at? Not that I'm planning to or anything, um...I just wondered, hypothetically, could I?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on August 19, 2005, 05:04:14 PM
Quote from: CainWould I get away with burning down the factory I work at? Not that I'm planning to or anything, um...I just wondered, hypothetically, could I?
Dear Cain,

Are your clothes still pink? And do you own a natural looking woman's wig? Not that you would actually burn down the factory or anything, so you probably wouldn't have to dress up like a woman to throw off suspicion, right?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Cain on August 19, 2005, 05:08:57 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: CainWould I get away with burning down the factory I work at? Not that I'm planning to or anything, um...I just wondered, hypothetically, could I?
Dear Cain,

Are your clothes still pink? And do you own a natural looking woman's wig? Not that you would actually burn down the factory or anything, so you probably wouldn't have to dress up like a woman to throw off suspicion, right?

Not at all.  besides, I have "people" for that.  or would, if I had any intent to harm the factory in any way.  Which I dont.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on August 19, 2005, 05:22:07 PM
Quote from: Cain
Not at all.  besides, I have "people" for that.  or would, if I had any intent to harm the factory in any way.  Which I dont.
I'm so glad you clarified that for me. Sounds to me like you'd be good to go - supposing you had any harmful intent in the first place - which you obviously don't.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Guido Finucci on August 22, 2005, 07:26:23 AM
Dear Bella,

Your colour of the day is 'kumquat'. Is that even a real colour? I thought it was a fruit.

Anyway -- what colou is it?

Guido.
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Post by: Bella on August 22, 2005, 07:36:36 AM
Quote from: Guido FinucciDear Bella,

Your colour of the day is 'kumquat'. Is that even a real colour? I thought it was a fruit.

Anyway -- what colou is it?

Guido.
Dear Guido,

Yeah, kumquats are a fruit - one of my favorites, in fact. They're kind of orange colored, but not quite - more like a cross between an orange and a peach. So I figured that since tangerines had their own color and oranges had their own color, then kumquats should too.

So basically, kumquat is probably only a real color to me. But I like it.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/SssBella/images.jpg)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: gnimbley on August 22, 2005, 03:11:20 PM
Q: What month is the best time to pick kumquats?
A: Kumquat May.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO on August 22, 2005, 03:14:35 PM
::groans::
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 23, 2005, 02:00:42 AM
Dear Bella,

I have a friend who thinks that the deer race is superior to the human race, does this make her a racist?
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Post by: Bella on August 23, 2005, 02:05:40 AM
Quote from: FnordiscordiaDear Bella,

I have a friend who thinks that the deer race is superior to the human race, does this make her a racist?
No, it makes her the superior race.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on August 23, 2005, 02:07:05 AM
LOVE heheheheeee LOVE herhehehehee
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 23, 2005, 02:11:04 AM
Quote from: FnordiscordiaDear Bella,

I have a friend who thinks that the deer race is superior to the human race, does this make her a racist?

If deer were superior, they would have invented the shotgun first.

Ergo, they are somewhere down the food chain a bit.

TGRR,
Diggin' the Bambi-burgers
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 23, 2005, 02:15:27 AM
Mmm.. Bambi...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Open Bar on September 07, 2005, 01:07:01 AM
Dear Auntie Bella,


Michael Jackson's charity song for the victims of Katrina - heartfelt statement from a former child star who has seen better days or cynical damage limitation and career boosting shenanigans from history's first moonwalking paedophile?


luv,


OB
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Shenanigans on September 07, 2005, 01:26:07 AM
You rang?
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Post by: Zurtok Khan on September 07, 2005, 05:54:40 AM
Quote from: The Open BarDear Auntie Bella,


Michael Jackson's charity song for the victims of Katrina - heartfelt statement from a former child star who has seen better days or cynical damage limitation and career boosting shenanigans from history's first moonwalking paedophile?


luv,


OB

It's the one about the moonwalking paedophile.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Zurtok Khan on September 07, 2005, 05:57:03 AM
Dear Bella,

*incoming whine*

WHY ME?

- Zurtok Khan
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Open Bar on September 07, 2005, 08:17:42 AM
Quote from: ShenanigansYou rang?



no.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on September 07, 2005, 02:22:16 PM
Quote from: The Open BarDear Auntie Bella,


Michael Jackson's charity song for the victims of Katrina - heartfelt statement from a former child star who has seen better days or cynical damage limitation and career boosting shenanigans from history's first moonwalking paedophile?


luv,


OB

Dear OB,

Probably both. I bet he's sincerely sad for the people in New Orleans....and.....he's also been searching for a way to slip in a bit of damage control in the name of charity. Also, he's got a rep to protect as someone who does this sort of thing. It's really a bad idea in my humble opinion, but then I'm not a moonwalking paedophile, so I couldn't tell you what's running through his little mind right now.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on September 07, 2005, 02:26:34 PM
Quote from: Zurtok KhanDear Bella,

*incoming whine*

WHY ME?

- Zurtok Khan
Dear Khan,

You gotta learn that there is no "why", honey.
Shit just "is", unless it's stuff we cause ourselves.
In which case we already know why, but don't want to accept the consequences.

I know I never want to, anyway.

Disclaimer: This was today's answer to that question. If I had seen this yesterday, you would have gotten some big, long, rambling answer on cause and effect and the lessons the universe is trying to teach us, blah blah. You got off lucky. :wink:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Zurtok Khan on September 10, 2005, 06:24:14 AM
Dear Bella,

If at first you don't succeed, are you allowed to give up after the first attempt?
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2005, 06:27:03 AM
Quote from: Zurtok KhanDear Bella,

If at first you don't succeed, are you allowed to give up after the first attempt?

And should you cover up all evidence that you ever tried?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: unlike_someone on September 10, 2005, 06:38:17 AM
If at first you don't succeed, then sky-diving is not for you.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2005, 06:41:20 AM
Quote from: unlike_someoneIf at first you don't succeed, then sky-diving is not for you.

:lol:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Illegitimate Son of God on September 10, 2005, 01:55:50 PM
I agree with the Rev.
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Post by: Malaul on September 10, 2005, 02:06:18 PM
something tells me he isnt gonna care
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2005, 08:21:32 PM
Quote from: Malaulsomething tells me he isnt gonna care

Well, I would, but my give a damn broke when he stepped to you.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on September 10, 2005, 09:27:39 PM
THIS IS THE TERRIBLE! WHY FOR DOES HE BREAK THINGS WITH HIS STEPPING FEET?! MAYBE BABY NEEDS ATTENTION? GIGGLES AND LOVE?
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2005, 09:37:34 PM
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost PenisTHIS IS THE TERRIBLE! WHY FOR DOES HE BREAK THINGS WITH HIS STEPPING FEET?! MAYBE BABY NEEDS ATTENTION? GIGGLES AND LOVE?

I think he needs your full & undivided attention, BGP.

It would be good for the boy.
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Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on September 10, 2005, 11:50:46 PM
YES? THIS WILL MAYBE MAKE HIM HELLO? THIS INTERESTS OUR FORESKINS! WE UNDERTAKE HIM AS OUR TUTELAGE AND GREAT BUDDHA NATURE! SOON HIS FACE WILL BE LIKE THAT OF A BUDDHAFACE! PREPARE FOR GREAT TUTELATION YOUNG STUDENT!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 12, 2005, 11:51:08 AM
Bella, how come you never answered my questions?
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Post by: Cain on September 12, 2005, 12:30:00 PM
Bella, can BGP teach me his Iron Troll technique if I ask nicely?
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Post by: Bella on September 12, 2005, 04:00:10 PM
Quote from: Bad Imitation BuddhaDear Bella,

If at first you don't succeed, are you allowed to give up after the first attempt?
Dear Bad,

Depends on what it is you're trying to do. If, for instance, it's something I asked you very sweetly to do for me, then the answer is "hell no." If it's something my sister or someone else asked you to do, the correct answer is "Stop trying to do what Demonica wants you to do when you should be trying to please Bella." If it's something else it's entirely up to you.

Except for sky diving - Unlike is quite correct about the skydiving.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on September 12, 2005, 04:01:54 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCBella, how come you never answered my questions?
Dear Hugh,

Which questions? I was gone from this site for a couple of weeks.
So if you asked me then, I didn't see them. And if you asked them the night I drank all that tequila, you should count yourself lucky. I probably answered you and then erased them for great justice.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on September 12, 2005, 04:05:08 PM
Quote from: CainBella, can BGP teach me his Iron Troll technique if I ask nicely?
Dear Cain,

Yes, just make sure to giggle when you ask him.
And don't forget to send me a cheque for your enrollment fees, k?
I also accept payment in tequila and/or chocolate.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Zurtok Khan on September 12, 2005, 04:56:58 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Bad Imitation BuddhaDear Bella,

If at first you don't succeed, are you allowed to give up after the first attempt?
Dear Bad,

Depends on what it is you're trying to do. If, for instance, it's something I asked you very sweetly to do for me, then the answer is "hell no." If it's something my sister or someone else asked you to do, the correct answer is "Stop trying to do what Demonica wants you to do when you should be trying to please Bella." If it's something else it's entirely up to you.

Except for sky diving - Unlike is quite correct about the skydiving.

THIS IS GOOD ADVICE IT IS THE YES AND THE HELLO!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Cain on September 13, 2005, 11:38:00 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: CainBella, can BGP teach me his Iron Troll technique if I ask nicely?
Dear Cain,

Yes, just make sure to giggle when you ask him.
And don't forget to send me a cheque for your enrollment fees, k?
I also accept payment in tequila and/or chocolate.

Excellent...excellent :lol:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 13, 2006, 07:07:38 PM
Bump.

I'm bored.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: hooplala on January 13, 2006, 07:10:21 PM
Dear Bella,

I've been peeling potatoes for the better part of an hour at my desk . . . my boss just came by and told me to be more productive, but I'M PEELING POTATOES FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.  I think that's productive.

What should I tell him?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Zurtok Khan on January 14, 2006, 07:23:27 AM
Dear Bella,

Please settle in as what I'm about to tell you is going to take awhile.  If you need to pee, do so now.  If you need to poomp, save it for later so it goes out with all your hate.

My sister met the man she subsequently married in July.  He seemed like a very nice guy at the time.  Worked for the army as a recruiter, and told us that for a time he was an acting army ranger in Afganistan.  Months go by and they could not be happier.  All is well, he is here every day, and we felt that we learned many things about him.  He had been married once before to a woman he told us was a bitch.  He has a son who is about 18 months old.  His family hates him (or so we thought).  He claimed to have gone to highschool at a private school because he played hockey very, very well.  The list goes on.

In November he manages to lose both his job and appartment through a series of bad, and seemingly, perfectly understandable circumstances.  We find this somewhat strange, but do not question it as he appears to be a very nice man.  He moves in, and my sister and he get married (because my parents refused to allow them to live in sin here).  He finds a job at a local software support center, they buy a car together, etc, etc.  All is still well.

In November we discover that we are missing DVDs (20 or so of them) from the house.  Everyone in the house thought that it could've possibly been my sister's husband, but he being so nice, we figure that it's simply because we leave the side door unlocked (being in the very nice neighborhood in Utah we have never had problems with this before).  We start locking the sidedoor, and no more DVDs seem to disappear.

Christmas comes and the man invites his brother who has recently moved to Salt Lake City over for Christmas.  He tells us his brother has a mental disabbility that makes it hard to deal with social interaction.  No problem, we all make sure to be nice to him, though he seems to have zero problems with social interactions.

The big wedding (as everyone was completely unaware of the november wedding, except for immediate family) was scheduled for tomorrow (Jan. 14th).  The first monday of Janurary my sister's husband goes to meet his ex-wife for dinner to discuss things (as they have a child together) he comes home saying that he is unsure of what he wants out of life now, and all that similar bullshit.  

The day before this the DVD player was not working correctly, so we look at it and some of the wires have been disconnected.  This is very strange.

So, things are on the rocks for about a week, we don't know what's up as they go back and forth fighting.  Finally, on tuesday something happen (and I'm not quite clear on what) and my sister decides to kick him out.  She comes home from work with a neighborhood fried (the guy that preformed the marriage, actually) as everyone else was at work (and I was at school).  They argue, and huband wants to "talk it out."  My sister says, no, just leave.  He refuses, so she calls the cops and they escort him from the house.

Husband type goes up to his brother's house in SLC.  Sister calls mother-in-law to tell them whats up.  Sister's sister-in-law calls to check on things.  Sister-in-law talks to sister for awhile.  Husband type never went to private highschool.  Husband type was in basic training for two months then got hurt (exactally how is not sure), many, many other things are revealed to be untrue.  Husband type is pathological lier.  We know only a few things before, he had ex-wife (who is actually quite nice) and child.  He did not do many of the things he claims to have done.  In fact, we do not believe anything he has ever told us.  Almost all of it is complete lies according to his mother, sister, and ex-wife.

We ask him about the DVDs (a few of which were his, my sisters, mine, and my 4-year-old nieces), he gets very angry and claims never to have taken them.

We have since put many of his peculiar behavior's together.  He used to go out to "help his ex-wife with sick child,"  or "convince ex-wife to let him see child."  Ex-wife has not seen nor heard anything from him since July until January (and he owes 5,000$ in child support).  And would be gone for many hours once or twice a week doing such things, or would go to "watch football with his brother."

We have taken this as good evidence that he has a girlfriend.

We find this man disgusting and wish him to die a slow and painful death.

My sister is having the marriage annuled (instead of getting a divorce which is free in Utah if uncontested, she is getting the annulment which will cost 700$).

Sister feels very bad.  We all feel rather angry.  He stole at least 25 DVDs from all of us.  We find it particularly disgusting that he stole from a 4-year-old.  Due to his idiocy we have had to waste 1,300$ on the hall the marriage and reception were to be in (though we will be having a party anyway because we could not get back the money paid).

Ex-wife calls sister today because of a strange phone call.  Ex-wife is conducting a credit check because of strange phone call, and we have reason to believe he may be attempting to conduct an identity theft.  He knows my sister's SSN, and probably had access to mine (as the card was laying out on my dresser for awhile, and he was using my computer in my room).

Please to advice us on the best way to destroy him utterly and completely without leaving traces.

Please also to advice us on the best way to curse his soul into the lowest deapths of the places even satan is afraid to venture without armed guards and mace.

Please also to advice us how to comfort sister (best friend has come from Maryland to help, I feel there must be something else to do) more then we have done.  We have been very comforting by being companion and buying chai tea for to drown her sorrows with it's creamy deliciousness.

-Zurtok Khan
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Malaul on January 14, 2006, 12:35:40 PM
I know Im not the great and wonderful B but Im gonna stick my tail in this one...


Any talk of revenge should be carefull talked about outside of here, if something DOES happen to him , this post could be cansidered evidence against you , adn make bella an accomplice...
Tread carefully and maybe an edit is in order,...


as for helping your sister, Ive lit a few of my candles for her
Strength
Angre and Hope

Strength to keep him away
Angre to give her the energy she will need to not go back to him should he try to get her back
and Hope that he will get whats comming to him.

As for you Ive also lit the Balance candle so you can keep a clear head and help your sister out...

Ive got all sorts of other goodies we can talk about for protection and what not for you and your family, so drop me a PM if yu are interested
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Cain on January 14, 2006, 01:15:35 PM
I have a question.

Is the world going to end in 2012/13?

Because if it is, I really think I'm not going to bother with savings or my liver too much.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 14, 2006, 04:54:32 PM
Quote from: Baron von HooplaDear Bella,

I've been peeling potatoes for the better part of an hour at my desk . . . my boss just came by and told me to be more productive, but I'M PEELING POTATOES FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.  I think that's productive.

What should I tell him?
Dear Baron,

Is your boss blind? I don't think one could possibly be more productive than that. Anyway, I suggest you tell him that the spuds were for a super secret suprise party for him, but now that the surprise has been ruined, you'll just have to cancel the dancing girls.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 14, 2006, 05:19:44 PM
Quote from: MalaulI know Im not the great and wonderful B but Im gonna stick my tail in this one...


Any talk of revenge should be carefull talked about outside of here, if something DOES happen to him , this post could be cansidered evidence against you , adn make She Who Eats Souls an accomplice...
Tread carefully and maybe an edit is in order,...


as for helping your sister, Ive lit a few of my candles for her
Strength
Angre and Hope

Strength to keep him away
Angre to give her the energy she will need to not go back to him should he try to get her back
and Hope that he will get whats comming to him.

As for you Ive also lit the Balance candle so you can keep a clear head and help your sister out...

Ive got all sorts of other goodies we can talk about for protection and what not for you and your family, so drop me a PM if yu are interested
This is a really really good answer and about what I would have said myself. Mal's helped me out protection wise in the past, so that's a great offer she made you.

I'm going add that your sister and, indeed, your entire family, need to change the locks on the doors and get yourself a restraining order. It should be free because your sister is married to him and she can include you guys on her order because he lived in your house. There are agencies that will help her type it up, etc. for free.

Also, I really recommend a support group or individual counseling for your sister. She has to be in a lot of pain right now. It's good that you guys are so supportive of her, but she needs someone neutral to talk to. What she's been through is considered emotional abuse and she can call your local women's crisis center. There's a good one in your valley.

Next step is to get everything he ever owned out of the house. If he left anything behind, box it up and take it to his folks. Now get some white sage and smudge your house. I'm also lighting a candle for you guys. I'm so sorry you all had to go through this.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 14, 2006, 05:27:42 PM
Quote from: CainI have a question.

Is the world going to end in 2012/13?

Because if it is, I really think I'm not going to bother with savings or my liver too much.
Dear Cain,

I don't think so. This happens every hundred years or so. Someone decides the world is going to end and they gather up their followers and sit and wait and nothing happens so they change the date.

Except for this one guy I used to know in Hawaii - well I knew what he looked like because I saw him all the time, but I didn't personally know him or anything. Anyway. He decided the world was going to end so he went up on some cliffs on the windward side and got on a hang glider and jumped off and flew smack into the ocean and died. So then his followers gathered up his soggy remains and took him home to wait for him to rise from the dead after three days. But he didn't, and the neighbors complained about the stench, so the cops came and took his body away and it was cremated and I watched while they sprinkled him over the spot where he died. So yeah, the world ended for him, but not for the rest of us.

My point is that while savings are optional, I think you should take care of your liver just in case the world is still here in 2014.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on January 14, 2006, 09:53:08 PM
Z, I am so sorry for you and your family.  From everything you have told me, you are all sweet trusting people.  I know you don't want to hear this now, but try to think of this as a painful expensive lesson.  If something seems too good to be true, it probably is.  For example,

Quotetold us that for a time he was an acting army ranger in Afganistan

As far as I know there is no such thing.  It is really difficult when someone is being nice to be skeptical of what they say, I understand that as much as, if not more than, most people, but sometimes that is the exact time to be skeptical.

Oh, and GIANT kudos for having the party anyway, try to use it as a banishment and to clear all the bad energy from your lives.

Hugs and kisses to you and your family and there will be a candle burning here for you as well.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Cain on January 14, 2006, 09:57:23 PM
Quote from: She Who Lurks Beyond, Oracle of DoomHe decided the world was going to end so he went up on some cliffs on the windward side and got on a hang glider and jumped off and flew smack into the ocean and died. So then his followers gathered up his soggy remains and took him home to wait for him to rise from the dead after three days. But he didn't, and the neighbors complained about the stench, so the cops came and took his body away and it was cremated and I watched while they sprinkled him over the spot where he died.

:lol: Best end of the world story EVER!

I'm sick, aren't I?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 14, 2006, 10:47:31 PM
Quote from: Cain
Quote from: She Who Lurks Beyond, Oracle of DoomHe decided the world was going to end so he went up on some cliffs on the windward side and got on a hang glider and jumped off and flew smack into the ocean and died. So then his followers gathered up his soggy remains and took him home to wait for him to rise from the dead after three days. But he didn't, and the neighbors complained about the stench, so the cops came and took his body away and it was cremated and I watched while they sprinkled him over the spot where he died.

:lol: Best end of the world story EVER!

I'm sick, aren't I?
Yeah, you are. I knew you'd like that sweet little story.  8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 14, 2006, 11:08:37 PM
I have a favor to ask of Her Most UnWholly Doomness...


candle? Seahawks? pretty please?

I would be most indebted.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 14, 2006, 11:11:16 PM
Really? Sure. When's the game?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 14, 2006, 11:21:16 PM
they're a few minutes into the 3rd quater as we speak.
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Post by: Bella on January 14, 2006, 11:28:35 PM
K. I'm lighting it now then.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 15, 2006, 01:26:27 AM
you're good at this.

thanks.

:D
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 15, 2006, 02:00:32 AM
We won? Woohoo!
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 15, 2006, 02:07:25 AM
first playoff victory in 22 years. I can't even properly describe how stoked I am right now.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: hooplala on January 16, 2006, 01:58:32 AM
Bella,

In the end, will they only care about how well I danced?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 16, 2006, 02:00:56 AM
Quote from: Baron von HooplaBella,

In the end, will they only care about how well I danced?

Shut up and dance!
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Title: Ask Bella
Post by: hooplala on January 16, 2006, 02:02:03 AM
WOOT~!  WOOT~!
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Post by: Bella on January 16, 2006, 03:01:43 AM
Quote from: Baron von HooplaBella,

In the end, will they only care about how well I danced?
Nope. In the end they will only care that you did dance. 8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Zurtok Khan on January 16, 2006, 07:37:35 AM
Thankyes guys.

We have changed the locks.

Haven't gotten a restraining order.

To relieve stress I hung out with my friends last night.

We made some figures out of clay that look like the bastard and then destroyed them.  Felt very good.

Thank you all again.
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Post by: Malaul on January 16, 2006, 12:24:50 PM
hurray!!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO on January 17, 2006, 05:36:48 PM
Quote from: East Coast HustleI have a favor to ask of Her Most UnWholly Doomness...


candle? Seahawks? pretty please?

I would be most indebted.

I knew I was forgetting something...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on January 17, 2006, 07:01:23 PM
Is it wise to play with fish?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 17, 2006, 07:37:54 PM
wise? maybe not so much...

but certainly FUN.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on January 17, 2006, 08:51:39 PM
What about swordfish?
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 17, 2006, 09:01:12 PM
SERIOUS fun.
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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on January 18, 2006, 06:57:28 PM
Sounds like a plan.

<goes out to the fish market>
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: hooplala on January 20, 2006, 03:53:41 PM
Bella,

Are LHX and Diabo going to hook up?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on January 20, 2006, 07:44:31 PM
Bella, what is the color of a neutron?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Cain on January 28, 2006, 06:33:25 PM
Bella, is my recent nervousness a sign of impending doom around the corner? See the thread in Apple Talk for more details.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 28, 2006, 10:41:45 PM
Quote from: Baron von HooplaShe Who Eats Souls,

Are LHX and Diabo going to hook up?
Dear Baron,

Rumor has it that they already have.

But you didn't hear it from me. :wink:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 28, 2006, 10:42:29 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCShe Who Eats Souls, what is the color of a neutron?
Dear Hugh,

Beige.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 28, 2006, 10:46:30 PM
Quote from: CainShe Who Eats Souls, is my recent nervousness a sign of impending doom around the corner? See the thread in Apple Talk for more details.
Dear Cain,

Honestly? You want my real answer?
I think you're becoming empathic and tuning into the angst of those around you.

How do you think I got to be the "oracle of doom?"

It sucks, doesn't it?
Try putting up a sort of mental shield - just imagine a shiny metal shield around yourself.
That's what I have to do if I don't want to have panic attacks at the grocery or WalMart.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 28, 2006, 10:48:42 PM
Dear Bella,

(Told you people I talk to myself.)
Why am I so bored today?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: DJRubberducky on January 29, 2006, 04:52:46 PM
Most splendiferous Oracle of Dooooom,

My friends and I belong to a group that hosts a big event every year.  We'd considered volunteering to coordinate that event this year, because nobody else had said anything yet, but then we heard that another bunch of people were volunteering.

On the one hand, we were only going to volunteer because nobody else was, we weren't entirely sure we could do as good a job as we did last time we coordinated it, and I'm personally worried that putting in our "bid" now might put the other people in an adversarial position (because honestly, if we volunteered, we'd probably get the job over the other folks).  On the other hand, we're rather afraid because this other bunch of people consists of a few real stars and a few real fuck-ups, and we don't want this event to suck.

If we back off and let the other guys do it, will they ruin the event?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Toots on January 30, 2006, 12:19:15 AM
Oh Oracle of Doom,
Today I am bummed out thinking about the fact that no matter how hard I try I will not get to read all the books ever written, or see the whole world before I die.
Can you suggest a reliable time machine manufacturer?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 30, 2006, 04:49:42 AM
Quote from: DJRubberduckyMost splendiferous Oracle of Dooooom,

My friends and I belong to a group that hosts a big event every year.  We'd considered volunteering to coordinate that event this year, because nobody else had said anything yet, but then we heard that another bunch of people were volunteering.

On the one hand, we were only going to volunteer because nobody else was, we weren't entirely sure we could do as good a job as we did last time we coordinated it, and I'm personally worried that putting in our "bid" now might put the other people in an adversarial position (because honestly, if we volunteered, we'd probably get the job over the other folks).  On the other hand, we're rather afraid because this other bunch of people consists of a few real stars and a few real fuck-ups, and we don't want this event to suck.

If we back off and let the other guys do it, will they ruin the event?
Dear DJ,

The cards say that they will indeed ruin the event, at least to some extent. This group will become bogged down in picky little details to the detriment of the big picture. Some of them will sulk when if/when they don't get their own way, and some of them will spend too much time having fun and/or showing off to actually do the work that needs to be done. Most of all, they'll have lots of great ideas and it will look good until it's all too late to do anything about anything. I say you guys should go for it yourselves.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 30, 2006, 04:51:15 AM
Quote from: TootsOh Oracle of Doom,
Today I am bummed out thinking about the fact that no matter how hard I try I will not get to read all the books ever written, or see the whole world before I die.
Can you suggest a reliable time machine manufacturer?
Dear Toots,

Jeez, that's just depressing, isn't it? I think you should talk to Verhtaine. He's up on the lastest in time traveling technology and I heard he just bought himself a sweet new time vehicle. Maybe he'd let you go on a test drive in his one of these days.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Hoshiko on January 30, 2006, 05:01:54 PM
Dear Bella,

Yes or no?

Also, why is it that my broccoli casserole failed yesterday?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on January 30, 2006, 05:06:13 PM
Quote from: HoshikoDear She Who Eats Souls,

Yes or no?

Also, why is it that my broccoli casserole failed yesterday?
Dear Hoshi,

Maybe so.

It failed because broccoli is lazy and it didn't study hard enough.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on January 30, 2006, 06:25:55 PM
Dear SssBella,

Why can't I find the chopped olives?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 06, 2006, 12:39:44 AM
Dear Hugh,

I don't know. That's just so sad.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: eighteen buddha strike on February 06, 2006, 12:52:59 AM
Dear Bella,

All of us think that Jupiter is pretty big.
How big?

18Buddhas
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 06, 2006, 12:55:41 AM
Quote from: eighteen buddha strikeDear She Who Eats Souls,

All of us think that Jupiter is pretty big.
How big?

18Buddhas

Dear 18Buddhas,

Really really really big.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: agent compassion on February 06, 2006, 12:58:02 AM
Dear She Who Eats Souls,

How do you like my new teeth?

:D
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 06, 2006, 03:04:42 AM
Quote from: agent compassionDear She Who Eats Souls,

How do you like my new teeth?

:D
Dear Ac,

Very nice! 8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 06, 2006, 03:30:53 AM
Quote from: She Who Lurks Beyond, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: eighteen buddha strikeDear She Who Eats Souls,

All of us think that Jupiter is pretty big.
How big?

18Buddhas

Dear 18Buddhas,

Really really really big.

Big like a mack truck?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 06, 2006, 04:59:41 AM
Bigger.
But not as big as the big rigs Demonica used to drive when she was a trucker.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 06, 2006, 05:18:18 AM
Quote from: She Who Lurks Beyond, Oracle of DoomBigger.
But not as big as the big rigs Demonica used to drive when she was a trucker.

Ohhhh yeah...Didn't they used to call her DEATH ON WHEELZ?

I heard she ran Bobby Bare over, for not writing her into "Convoy".  Then she backed over him, for daring to cover Janis Joplin while male.

As I remember, they yanked her license when she backed over Idaho.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on February 06, 2006, 05:27:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerAs I remember, they yanked her license when she backed over Idaho.
Oh come on, that's a mistake anyone could make.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 06, 2006, 05:29:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: She Who Lurks Beyond, Oracle of DoomBigger.
But not as big as the big rigs Demonica used to drive when she was a trucker.

Ohhhh yeah...Didn't they used to call her DEATH ON WHEELZ?

I heard she ran Bobby Bare over, for not writing her into "Convoy".  Then she backed over him, for daring to cover Janis Joplin while male.

As I remember, they yanked her license when she backed over Idaho.
They still call her DEATH ON WHEELZ....only now she drives a silver mustang instead of a big rig.

And yup - only it was Idaho and a little piece of Wyoming.

I still remember how pissed she was when her kid's junior high principal told her it was damaging her children to have a mom with such an unconventional career. She she fixed him........now she's a tarot reader.  :lol:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Zurtok Khan on February 06, 2006, 08:23:07 AM
Dear Bella,

Recently it seems I've lost my edge.  Due to...something, not sure what.  Who stole it, and how do I get it back?  I want to write something good again.

*sigh*

If I don't get it back soon I'm gonna start writting about cutting myself (or perhaps others, because that it feels better for other people to be in pain).

-Zurtok

:twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 06, 2006, 03:20:00 PM
Dear Bella,

How should I go about getting revenge on Paul Tagliabue?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 06, 2006, 05:40:35 PM
Quote from: Zurtok KhanDear She Who Eats Souls,

Recently it seems I've lost my edge.  Due to...something, not sure what.  Who stole it, and how do I get it back?  I want to write something good again.

*sigh*

If I don't get it back soon I'm gonna start writting about cutting myself (or perhaps others, because that it feels better for other people to be in pain).

-Zurtok

:twisted:
Dear Khan,

You can't force it. Have you tried meditation? Or being outside? Nature always seems to help me get my edge back.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 06, 2006, 05:41:05 PM
Quote from: East Coast HustleDear She Who Eats Souls,

How should I go about getting revenge on Paul Tagliabue?
Dear ECH,

That depends. Who's Paul Tagliabue?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO on February 06, 2006, 05:47:15 PM
If I tell you, it will only make you want to start drinking again...



...Which isn't really a bad thing, I suppose.




He's the Comissioner of the National Football League.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: hooplala on February 06, 2006, 05:49:01 PM
Dear Bella,

Some people think I am Enrico Salazar . . . Should I continue to try to convince them otherwise?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 06, 2006, 05:58:46 PM
Quote from: eroticIf I tell you, it will only make you want to start drinking again...



...Which isn't really a bad thing, I suppose.




He's the Comissioner of the National Football League.
Thanks, L.

Okay ECH.......boil him in oil and serve him up on a football shaped pizza.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 06, 2006, 06:01:53 PM
Quote from: Baron von HooplaDear She Who Eats Souls,

Some people think I am Enrico Salazar . . . Should I continue to try to convince them otherwise?
Dear Hoopla,

No, you should charge them damn good money for "his" autograph.
Oh!.........you could get yourself one of those rubber signature stamps and sell "autographed" photos, as well.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Zurtok Khan on February 06, 2006, 11:36:27 PM
Btw, you were too late, I found my edge about 30seconds after I made that post.

I forgot that I was using it to try to retake Salazori in the name of Enrico.

Was in the body of a dead faggot.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Mangrove on February 06, 2006, 11:38:21 PM
dear bella,

what is the long term, cumulative effects of group hugs? will it turn me into a fuzzy bunny?


mang'
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 06, 2006, 11:40:41 PM
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xviidear She Who Eats Souls,

what is the long term, cumulative effects of group hugs? will it turn me into a fuzzy bunny?


mang'
Dear Mang,

Naw.....it'll just make you feel all warm and cozy inside.
Kind of like the a nice warm hot chocolate with lots of kahlua in it.

Oooh......I'm thirsty now.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 06, 2006, 11:41:38 PM
Quote from: Zurtok KhanBtw, you were too late, I found my edge about 30seconds after I made that post.

I forgot that I was using it to try to retake Salazori in the name of Enrico.

Was in the body of a dead faggot.
Cool. You never know what you're going to find in a dead body, do you?
It's one of the best things about being a zombie.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Zurtok Khan on February 06, 2006, 11:47:12 PM
Personally, I prefer to look in the pockets of the recently deceased.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: agent compassion on February 07, 2006, 02:21:01 AM
Dear She Who Eats Souls,

Who are the 4 mystery people who bought shirts from my Zazzle page?  8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2006, 02:41:29 AM
Quote from: She Who Lurks Beyond, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Baron von HooplaDear She Who Eats Souls,

Some people think I am Enrico Salazar . . . Should I continue to try to convince them otherwise?
Dear Hoopla,

No, you should charge them damn good money for "his" autograph.
Oh!.........you could get yourself one of those rubber signature stamps and sell "autographed" photos, as well.

Somewhere, "Bob" is weeping openly.  That was beautiful!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: agent compassion on February 07, 2006, 02:54:26 AM
Office Depot makes very affordable custom rubber stamps  :twisted:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Mangrove on February 07, 2006, 05:57:06 PM
Quote from: agent compassionDear She Who Eats Souls,

Who are the 4 mystery people who bought shirts from my Zazzle page?  8)

you have a zazzle page?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: agent compassion on February 07, 2006, 08:27:55 PM
Yep.

http://tinyurl.com/ck4v4



8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Mangrove on February 07, 2006, 09:59:02 PM
Quote from: agent compassionYep.

http://tinyurl.com/ck4v4



8)


ta.

i like: i'll explain later. i find myself having to say that or something like it often...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 07, 2006, 10:07:47 PM
Quote from: agent compassionDear She Who Eats Souls,

Who are the 4 mystery people who bought shirts from my Zazzle page?  8)
Dear AC,

I'd be happy to rat them out, but it'll cost you cuz they already bribed me not to tell.
Up the ante, and the info is yours.  :wink:

Great shirts. I like the one Mang likes best.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: agent compassion on February 08, 2006, 12:19:31 AM
:D  Thanks :D

I'm still shocked they approved my stamp design....
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 08, 2006, 01:43:40 AM
Is the moon really made out of swiss cheese?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Zurtok Khan on February 08, 2006, 10:23:38 AM
What is the best way to play with a pair of B sized boobies?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 08, 2006, 05:00:00 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCIs the moon really made out of swiss cheese?
Dear Hugh,

Only on the light side.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on February 08, 2006, 05:00:50 PM
Quote from: Zurtok KhanWhat is the best way to play with a pair of B sized boobies?
Dear Khan,

Depends on who they belong to, Khan.
Sometimes there is no safe way to play with a pair of B sized boobies.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: hooplala on February 08, 2006, 05:01:38 PM
Dear Bella,

Who is Shecky D. Albino REALLY?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on February 08, 2006, 09:44:09 PM
Dear She Who Eats Souls,

What is the mortality rate of people suffering from an anal stroke?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO on February 09, 2006, 04:50:22 PM
I would think that depends on the girth, and the length.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Maharishi Miyagi Yoda on June 11, 2006, 03:45:41 AM
Dear Bella,
This question has been bothering me since childhood. It comes in two parts.
Part the first: In many children's cartoons, especially the old Warner Bros. cartoons, when the cartoon character is confronted with a moral dilemma, s/he is often depicted with a little Angel hovering over his right shoulder, whispering "good" into his ear, and a little Devil hovering over his left shoulder, whispering "evil" into his ear. Where, how, why did this image originate?
Part the second: In these same children's cartoons, when a cartoon character does something stupid or is tricked or fooled, s/he is often depicted with a donkey's head. Where, how, why did this image originate, and how did it come to be associated with foolishness/stupidity?

the Maharishi Miyagi Yoda,
still wondering.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 11, 2006, 04:32:22 AM
Dear Maharishi Miyagi Yoda,

I can answer part the 2nd right off the bat, but will have to consult my SpongeBob Oracle book for the part the first and get back to you, okay?

The donkey head schtick started with A Midsummer Night's Dream by Shakespeare, when a fool/actor named  Bottom has his own head replaced with that of an ass and the fairy queen falls in love with him anyway because she's under a love spell. But the first time I ever remember seeing it in the cartoons  was in the animated movie Pinocchio. Pinocchio falls in with bad company and is taken to an island with a lot of other boys. Eventually, they not only have donkey heads, but are total asses and are sold to the carnival. It's a metaphor for what happens to people who are stupid and mule-headed.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Maharishi Miyagi Yoda on June 13, 2006, 06:35:57 AM
Dear Bella,
Your answer to Part the Second of my question was very helpful. In all the time that I've been puzzling over the Ass-headed man image, of all the people I've asked about it, you are the first person to mention Pinocchio. When I asked you, I had never seen Pinocchio, and all anyone had ever told me about the film was to let your conscience be your guide and if you lie your nose will grow. I followed up on this lead and rented Pinocchio from a local video store, and was very pleased with what I saw, not just the Donkey stuff, but Blue Faerie and Pleasure Island and the Giant Whale all combined together to leave me feeling that I had just witnessed a classic. This prompted me to follow up with some internet research on Pinocchio, which, as I found, was inspired by a 19th century Italian children's story. I have not finished reading the story, but I am already very impressed by it. You have done much to assist me in my frantic search for my lost donkey, and I eagerly await the reply of the Pythoness of the SpongeBob Oracle on Part the First of my question.

Respectfully,
the Maharishi Miyagi Yoda
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: maphdet on June 15, 2006, 02:24:57 AM
Dear Bella,

How do you think street magic is performed.
How do the magicians convience the audience?

Do you beleive it? Have you seen it in person?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 15, 2006, 03:22:45 AM
Quote from: Maharishi Miyagi YodaDear Bella,
Your answer to Part the Second of my question was very helpful. In all the time that I've been puzzling over the Ass-headed man image, of all the people I've asked about it, you are the first person to mention Pinocchio. When I asked you, I had never seen Pinocchio, and all anyone had ever told me about the film was to let your conscience be your guide and if you lie your nose will grow. I followed up on this lead and rented Pinocchio from a local video store, and was very pleased with what I saw, not just the Donkey stuff, but Blue Faerie and Pleasure Island and the Giant Whale all combined together to leave me feeling that I had just witnessed a classic. This prompted me to follow up with some internet research on Pinocchio, which, as I found, was inspired by a 19th century Italian children's story. I have not finished reading the story, but I am already very impressed by it. You have done much to assist me in my frantic search for my lost donkey, and I eagerly await the reply of the Pythoness of the SpongeBob Oracle on Part the First of my question.

Respectfully,
the Maharishi Miyagi Yoda

You're welcome. :D  I'm impressed that  you rented Pinocchio - isn't it a great movie? The book is even better, I think.

So anyway, SpongeBob surprised me with the answer to your first question. He claims the angel/devil theme was quite common in Medieval times. It showed up in Marlowe's Dr. Faustus (c. 1592), in which  a 'Good Angel' and an 'Evil Angel' try to influence Faustus's thought and actions. Shakespeare also wrote about having two angels - one good and one evil. There were a couple of movies made in the 1940's that brought this theme into the modern public view.

One of these is 'Angel on My Shoulder', which is about a mobster who is wrongly executed and sent to hell. The Devil tells him he can come back to life if he successfully completes an evil mission. So he's sent back to this world with a devil to help him stay on the wrong track.

The second move is "Here Comes Mr. Jordan". The theme is similar to the first movie - only it's an angel sitting on Mr Jordan's shoulder and not a devil. It was right around the time of these two movies that the angel/devil motif started popping up in cartoons.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 15, 2006, 03:28:28 AM
Quote from: maphdetDear Bella,

How do you think street magic is performed.
How do the magicians convience the audience?

Do you beleive it? Have you seen it in person?
Dear maphdet,

I've never seen a street magician. Isn't that sad?
Have you seen street magic performed?

I imagine that it works the same as other types of stage magic.
Time to consult SpongeBob again and then I'll let you know what he says, okay?

Bella
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: maphdet on June 15, 2006, 03:33:51 AM
Bella,

I have not seen any street magic in person, only on the telly, and puter.
And quite honsetly I don't trust either.


Yes, please consult, I will be checking back.
And Thank You!!!
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 15, 2006, 04:41:05 PM
Dear revidc,

Are they wavering in and out of this plane of existence?
Full of static?
Or are they merely fuzzy and a bit blurred?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Maharishi Miyagi Yoda on June 17, 2006, 08:28:25 AM
Dear Bella,
I kindly thank you for another very helpful answer. It's very strange that you should mention Christopher Marlowe's  Dr. Faustus, and it may be a synchronicity. You see, last weekend, I went to a used book fair out of town with my mother. I picked up about thirty used books at 25 cents apiece, and Dr. Faustus was one of them. I grabbed it because I'm a fan of the Faust legend by Goethe, and have also read a book of black magic called The Black Raven, which is attributed to the real Dr. Faustus. I was most pleased to see that my new book contained the Good Angel/Evil Angel counselor spirits that I asked you about. I began reading it immediately, and the introduction refers to the same image that I asked you about, saying that it was popular in Medieval Morality Plays. I now have a new lead to follow in this line of inquiry.

As to the movies you mentioned, none of the video stores in my home town have them, but they seemed to be pretty obscure (being that they're old and I had never heard of them), so this did not surprise me. However, it is my hope that I will eventually be able to track them down and watch them.

On the Shakespeare reference, did SpongeBob happen to mention where Shakespeare makes the claim of having a good Angel and an evil Angel attending on him? Or do I misunderstand you, and the reference to the good and evil Angels is in one of his works? I have a copy of The Complete Works of Shakespeare, which includes all his plays, poetry, and the Sonnets, so if it's in one of his works then I've surely been sitting on it for a long time and simply haven't known about it.

When I first noticed this thread, I was thrilled because I thought it would be a great place to ask all the stupid questions I have that no one knows the answer to- like the ones I asked you earlier. Madam Bella, you have not let me down! I am glad that I asked you and I will be returning with more of these stupid questions. I hope you don't mind, and I hope that I don't invoke the ire of SpongeBob. This is currently my favorite thread on the whole forum.

Respectfully,
the Maharishi Miyagi Yoda
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 17, 2006, 04:22:39 PM
Cool.  8)  Thanks
You're welcome and here's the Shakespeare reference:

SONNET 144
Two loves I have of comfort and despair,
Which like two spirits do suggest me still:
The better angel is a man right fair,  
The worser spirit a woman colour'd ill.
To win me soon to hell, my female evil
Tempteth my better angel from my side,
And would corrupt my saint to be a devil,
Wooing his purity with her foul pride.
And whether that my angel be turn'd fiend
Suspect I may, but not directly tell;
But being both from me, both to each friend,
I guess one angel in another's hell:
Yet this shall I ne'er know, but live in doubt,
Till my bad angel fire my good one out.


And look what I found the other day:  (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/SssBella/moral.gif)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Maharishi Miyagi Yoda on June 17, 2006, 05:26:07 PM
Quote from: BellaAnd look what I found the other day:  (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/SssBella/moral.gif)
When I saw that smily thing, I laughed for about five minutes! My devil says he thinks it's funny, too, but my angel was angry at me for laughing at it.

Oh, and thanks for the Shakespeare reference.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Mangrove on June 17, 2006, 05:33:14 PM
Dear Bella,

It would appear that OB has returned and he's resumed his hobby of making very poor satirical photoshop pics.

What are the long term ramifications?

Yours sincerely,

Worried of CT.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO on June 19, 2006, 02:39:15 PM
Dear Bella,

What are the dangers of internalizing such extreme opposing dichotomies as angel/devil shoulder pets, forsaking any sort of subjective interpretations, or excluded middles?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 19, 2006, 04:16:11 PM
Quote from: revidc
Dear Bella,

Why are my tulpas/shoggoths in such a shitty resolution? Can you help?
Dear revidc,

Okay I did some research, asked my own thought form servitors what they thought and consulted my witchy aunt. They're saying that maybe your mind was wandering due to pre-occupation with any number of things - like world domination, Xenu, $$$, etc.  when you thought your creations into existence. Also, if you happen to be one of the undead, your tulpas will naturally be confused as they tend to fade once their creator dies. Which would also explain why I have a similar problem from time to time.

Anyway, my Aunt Mimi says that all you need to do is find a quiet whirlwind-free corner of your mind and work from there. Unless, like me, you are undead - in which case take a hot shower first to warm the flesh and fool the tulpas/shoggoths.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 19, 2006, 04:17:43 PM
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xviiDear Bella,

It would appear that OB has returned and he's resumed his hobby of making very poor satirical photoshop pics.

What are the long term ramifications?

Yours sincerely,

Worried of CT.
Dear Mangrove,

I saw that OB was back. Yay! :P

But what does CT mean?

Bella,
Can't answer because she doesn't know what CT means.  :cry:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 19, 2006, 04:32:54 PM
Quote from: LMNODear Bella,

What are the dangers of internalizing such extreme opposing dichotomies as angel/devil shoulder pets, forsaking any sort of subjective interpretations, or excluded middles?
Dear LMNO,

I don't know. I think this will require personal experimentation in addition to consulting the SpongeBob Oracle. I mean part of me is saying "No, Bella.....don't even go there!" and another part of me is saying, "Yes, it never hurts to give something a try, does it?" I think I'll go with the second part for now.

No, wait. Nevermind - I'm going to listen to my better half and not get personally involved in this investigation.

Yes, yes.  On second thought, I think I will go forward with this.

No..........
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 19, 2006, 05:36:53 PM
Quote from: Bella
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xviiDear Bella,

It would appear that OB has returned and he's resumed his hobby of making very poor satirical photoshop pics.

What are the long term ramifications?

Yours sincerely,

Worried of CT.
Dear Mangrove,

I saw that OB was back. Yay! :P

But what does CT mean?

Bella,
Can't answer because she doesn't know what CT means.  :cry:

that's what I keep asking.

ECH,
saw a funny street sign the other day...
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: LMNO on June 19, 2006, 05:38:38 PM
::raises hand::


Oooh!  Oohh!  Mr. Kotter!  I know!



LMNO
-knows.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Mangrove on June 19, 2006, 11:08:49 PM
Dear Everyone who doesn't know about CT.

For me, CT = Connecticut. It's like uhhh..postal or something.

:D
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 19, 2006, 11:45:50 PM
Like a Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court only in your case it's reversed, huh?

Then in that case, my answer is:

Dear Mangrove,

Finally and at last there is hope for the uber stuffy, uber American, but otherwise mostly good-hearted folk of Connecticut. The overall long-term ramifications are that the good peoples in your neck of the woods are going have a much more interesting life now that OB has returned and is busy with the photoshopping. Please to not try and stop him.

P.S. Tell him to wear gloves
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Slithis on June 20, 2006, 12:01:49 AM
Dear Bella, if one would like to, say, form a cult for the purpose of having a disposable army of drones that do their leader's bidding without second thought, pamper their leader to his/her every want and desire, and willingly wear the uniform of their leader's choice, how could one go about obtaining this goal? Is there any literature on the subject? Perhaps a website even?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 20, 2006, 01:03:11 AM
there is, in fact, a website designed with that purpose in mind. (//www.principiadiscordia.com/forums)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 20, 2006, 01:04:31 AM
That's exactly what I was thinking, ECH. Thanks.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: B_M_W on June 20, 2006, 01:15:59 AM
:lol:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 20, 2006, 01:31:50 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe:lol:
Yeah. I was trying so hard not to say that, that I thought I was going to burst.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: maphdet on June 20, 2006, 04:47:21 AM
Dear Bella,

This is one of those just silly questions.

What do you recommend for boredom, whilst on the internet?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 20, 2006, 04:52:14 AM
Quote from: maphdetDear Bella,

This is one of those just silly questions.

What do you recommend for boredom, whilst on the internet?
Dear maphdet,

www.stumbleupon.com

P.S. Fnordie gets this credit for this one - and also the blame for my stumble addiction.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: maphdet on June 20, 2006, 05:16:11 AM
Thank you!

Great site.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 20, 2006, 05:37:39 AM
Dear Bella,

Is Giggles the most lovable creation ever?

-MGD
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2006, 05:40:08 AM
Dear Bella,

Did you have plans for North America, or may I destroy it in a fit of pique?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 20, 2006, 06:19:14 AM
Quote from: Machine Grind DreamDear Bella,

Is Giggles the most lovable creation ever?

-MGD
Dear MGD,

Close, but I like my own trolls better. Sorry.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 20, 2006, 06:21:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerDear Bella,

Did you have plans for North America, or may I destroy it in a fit of pique?
Dear Rog,

I have plans for California, Montana, Utah, Hawaii, and Virginia.
The rest is all yours to do with as you will.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2006, 06:24:01 AM
Quote from: Bella
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerDear Bella,

Did you have plans for North America, or may I destroy it in a fit of pique?
Dear Rog,

I have plans for California, Montana, Utah, Hawaii, and Virginia.
The rest is all yours to do with as you will.

Outstanding.

I think I'll start with Maryland.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 20, 2006, 06:44:17 AM
I once lived in Maryland.
All I remember about it is that a dead whale washed up on the beach next to our house.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Mangrove on June 20, 2006, 06:13:23 PM
Quote from: BellaLike a Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court only in your case it's reversed, huh?

Then in that case, my answer is:

Dear Mangrove,

Finally and at last there is hope for the uber stuffy, uber American, but otherwise mostly good-hearted folk of Connecticut. The overall long-term ramifications are that the good peoples in your neck of the woods are going have a much more interesting life now that OB has returned and is busy with the photoshopping. Please to not try and stop him.

P.S. Tell him to wear gloves

this is sound advice. thanks Bella :)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 21, 2006, 12:46:29 AM
Quote from: revidc
QuoteThey're saying that maybe your mind was wandering due to pre-occupation with any number of things - like world domination, Xenu, $$$,

Hmm, yes that would explain it.

Aaaah. quiet and whirlwind free eh? .. some hope! Thanks for the excelent advice Bella, I shall try my best to put it into practice, so if you hear of shambling horrors lurching about northern england mandibles gnashing and prototenticles flailing,, you can feel warm inside and know that you helped.
You're welcome, rev. I found whirlwind free to be the hardest part, too.
Mandibles gnashing, protenticles flailing - that would make me so proud and happy.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 22, 2006, 12:04:08 AM
Dear Bella,

Why are yuo such a filthy prevert?

Sincerely,
-MGD
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 22, 2006, 12:11:45 AM
Quote from: Machine Grind DreamDear Bella,

Why are yuo such a filthy prevert?

Sincerely,
-MGD
Dear MGD,

I imagine it's because I've been hanging out here with y'all for so long.
Prior to that I was a sweet and innocent little evil zombie.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 22, 2006, 12:17:16 AM
Dear Bella,

For some reason, I don't believe you. In fact, I believe it's your fault everyone here is such a fucking degenerate. So, my question is now: How can I become more of a filthy degenerate?

Once again,
-MGD
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 22, 2006, 12:27:14 AM
Quote from: Machine Grind DreamDear Bella,

For some reason, I don't believe you. In fact, I believe it's your fault everyone here is such a fucking degenerate. So, my question is now: How can I become more of a filthy degenerate?

Once again,
-MGD
Dear MGD,

You don't believe me? Hmmm......I think you're ready for the next step in becoming more of a fithy degenerate, grasshopper. Please to be sending your $19.95 to me, instead of to revidc, and my evil minions will begin immediate download of degenerate filth directly into your brain.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 22, 2006, 12:32:01 AM
Dear Bella,

How garaunteed is my satisfaction?

-"MGD"
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 22, 2006, 01:10:33 AM
Dear MGD,

Satisfaction garuanteed or double your lobotomy back.  8)
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: AFK on June 22, 2006, 02:24:55 PM
Dear Bella,

Do you know anyone who can come and excorcise the Demon from the 60's that is inhabitting my new house's walls and exteriors?  

In addition, can they also deal with pyromaniac neighbors who insist on burning rotten wood?  I'd deal with them myself but apparently stuffing people in drainage pipes is illegal in Auburn.  

Thanks,
Drowning in Tackiness and Bad Taste
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 23, 2006, 12:37:23 AM
Quote from: BellaDear MGD,

Satisfaction garuanteed or double your lobotomy back.  8)

*wipes coffee off of monitor*

TGRR,
Might have sustained sinus damage, thank you so much. :lol:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 23, 2006, 01:43:09 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: BellaDear MGD,

Satisfaction garuanteed or double your lobotomy back.  8)

*wipes coffee off of monitor*

TGRR,
Might have sustained sinus damage, thank you so much. :lol:
8)  

TGRR,
just made Bella's day.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 23, 2006, 01:58:19 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name?Dear Bella,

Do you know anyone who can come and excorcise the Demon from the 60's that is inhabitting my new house's walls and exteriors?  

In addition, can they also deal with pyromaniac neighbors who insist on burning rotten wood?  I'd deal with them myself but apparently stuffing people in drainage pipes is illegal in Auburn.  

Thanks,
Drowning in Tackiness and Bad Taste

Dear Rev W-H-N,

You have a serious serious problem there. It's going to call for a major consultation with SpongeBob. I'll get back to you as soon as he enlightens me, okay?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on June 23, 2006, 02:54:48 AM
dear bella

will i ever get a job

also is there any way to make money, which doesnt involve..well doing anything
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 23, 2006, 02:55:22 AM
Quote from: DiL12a

also is there any way to make money, which doesnt involve..well doing anything

Yeah, but I already have that locked up. :lol:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on June 23, 2006, 03:00:26 AM
if you send me money i promise to kill you in the near future, carnt get a better deal than that no?
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 23, 2006, 03:25:39 AM
Quote from: DiL12aif you send me money i promise to kill you in the near future, carnt get a better deal than that no?

Heh.  "Bob" already fooled me with that one.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on June 23, 2006, 03:30:11 AM
yea but im "DiL"

the new prophet.


8)


WORSHIP ME!!

:lol:
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 23, 2006, 03:33:27 AM
Quote from: DiL12ayea but im "DiL"

the new prophet.


8)


WORSHIP ME!!

:lol:

You can have my cash if you can reach through the internets and grab it out of my pocket, like "Bob" did.

Well, actually his PIPE did, but that's close enough.
Title: Ask Bella
Post by: Bella on June 23, 2006, 04:22:41 PM
Quote from: DiL12adear bella

will i ever get a job

also is there any way to make money, which doesnt involve..well doing anything
Dear Dil,

Sure. Make yourself an emo website about how pitiful you are and ask the people to donate money. I see those all over the place and yours would be outstanding in it's pitifulness. One chick got her credit card debt paid off for example. And even Demonica is planning to make a website and solicite funds for a boobjob.