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Started by Dysfunctional Cunt, June 09, 2010, 06:24:04 PM

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Dysfunctional Cunt

http://www.secularnewsdaily.com/2010/04/06/deepak-chopra-claim-he-caused-baja-quake-by-meditating/

QuoteDeepak Chopra, woo guru extraordinaire, accepted blame for the 7.2-magnitude earthquake in Baja California via Twitter. Seriously.

Tweeted this twit to his 179,000 followers:

Had a powerful meditation just now – caused an earthquake in Southern California.
3:56 PM Apr 4th via TweetDeck

Was meditating on Shiva mantra & earth began to shake. Sorry about that
3:59 PM Apr 4th via TweetDeck


http://www.secularnewsdaily.com/2010/04/08/huffington-post-ignores-deepak-chopras-bizarre-earthquake-claim/

QuoteSeveral days after the fact, there is no reference whatsoever to be found on the Huffington Post to HuffPo woo-guru Deepak Chopra's bizarre claim to have caused an earthquake through meditation.

Earlier this week, Deepak Chopra announced via Twitter that he'd caused an earthquake by meditating. He also promised not to do it again. At no point did he declare his comments a joke; considering the deaths, injuries, and property damage resulting from the Baja California temblor, a joke would certainly have been in poor taste.



I'm at the point of  :lulz: or  :argh!: and....  :horrormirth:

So can the victims sue this fucker?  Because he is loaded!!!

P3nT4gR4m

FFS Don't sue him - If he causes earthquakes meditating imagine what he'd do if he was pissed  :eek:

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We must pray that Pat Robertson and Deepak Chopra never get in a heated debate. 
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Quote from: Khara on June 09, 2010, 06:24:04 PM
http://www.secularnewsdaily.com/2010/04/06/deepak-chopra-claim-he-caused-baja-quake-by-meditating/

QuoteDeepak Chopra, woo guru extraordinaire, accepted blame for the 7.2-magnitude earthquake in Baja California via Twitter. Seriously.

Tweeted this twit to his 179,000 followers:

Had a powerful meditation just now – caused an earthquake in Southern California.
3:56 PM Apr 4th via TweetDeck

Was meditating on Shiva mantra & earth began to shake. Sorry about that
3:59 PM Apr 4th via TweetDeck


http://www.secularnewsdaily.com/2010/04/08/huffington-post-ignores-deepak-chopras-bizarre-earthquake-claim/

QuoteSeveral days after the fact, there is no reference whatsoever to be found on the Huffington Post to HuffPo woo-guru Deepak Chopra's bizarre claim to have caused an earthquake through meditation.

Earlier this week, Deepak Chopra announced via Twitter that he'd caused an earthquake by meditating. He also promised not to do it again. At no point did he declare his comments a joke; considering the deaths, injuries, and property damage resulting from the Baja California temblor, a joke would certainly have been in poor taste.



I'm at the point of  :lulz: or  :argh!: and....  :horrormirth:

So can the victims sue this fucker?  Because he is loaded!!!

It would be an interesting case but would probably get thrown out for frivolity.

@Pent- but he promised not to do it again, lol


My question is, out of the multitudes of Shaivist Hindus doing whatever Shiva mantras they do, why are earthquakes not a more regular occurence? Guess he didn't think of that.
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Quote from: RWHN on June 09, 2010, 06:37:40 PM
We must pray that Pat Robertson and Deepak Chopra never get in a heated debate. 

:lulz:
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Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 09, 2010, 06:39:07 PM
Quote from: Khara on June 09, 2010, 06:24:04 PM
http://www.secularnewsdaily.com/2010/04/06/deepak-chopra-claim-he-caused-baja-quake-by-meditating/

QuoteDeepak Chopra, woo guru extraordinaire, accepted blame for the 7.2-magnitude earthquake in Baja California via Twitter. Seriously.

Tweeted this twit to his 179,000 followers:

Had a powerful meditation just now – caused an earthquake in Southern California.
3:56 PM Apr 4th via TweetDeck

Was meditating on Shiva mantra & earth began to shake. Sorry about that
3:59 PM Apr 4th via TweetDeck


http://www.secularnewsdaily.com/2010/04/08/huffington-post-ignores-deepak-chopras-bizarre-earthquake-claim/

QuoteSeveral days after the fact, there is no reference whatsoever to be found on the Huffington Post to HuffPo woo-guru Deepak Chopra's bizarre claim to have caused an earthquake through meditation.

Earlier this week, Deepak Chopra announced via Twitter that he'd caused an earthquake by meditating. He also promised not to do it again. At no point did he declare his comments a joke; considering the deaths, injuries, and property damage resulting from the Baja California temblor, a joke would certainly have been in poor taste.



I'm at the point of  :lulz: or  :argh!: and....  :horrormirth:

So can the victims sue this fucker?  Because he is loaded!!!

It would be an interesting case but would probably get thrown out for frivolity.

@Pent- but he promised not to do it again, lol


My question is, out of the multitudes of Shaivist Hindus doing whatever Shiva mantras they do, why are earthquakes not a more regular occurence? Guess he didn't think of that.

Or he is the DeadKennedy of Shaivist Hindus. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

P3nT4gR4m

I never really knew much about the hindu religion but I always figured it was probably just as retarded as every other fucking religion that mankind is willing to trade its braincells for.


... still no change there  :lulz:


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: RWHN on June 09, 2010, 06:40:39 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 09, 2010, 06:39:07 PM
Quote from: Khara on June 09, 2010, 06:24:04 PM
http://www.secularnewsdaily.com/2010/04/06/deepak-chopra-claim-he-caused-baja-quake-by-meditating/

QuoteDeepak Chopra, woo guru extraordinaire, accepted blame for the 7.2-magnitude earthquake in Baja California via Twitter. Seriously.

Tweeted this twit to his 179,000 followers:

Had a powerful meditation just now – caused an earthquake in Southern California.
3:56 PM Apr 4th via TweetDeck

Was meditating on Shiva mantra & earth began to shake. Sorry about that
3:59 PM Apr 4th via TweetDeck


http://www.secularnewsdaily.com/2010/04/08/huffington-post-ignores-deepak-chopras-bizarre-earthquake-claim/

QuoteSeveral days after the fact, there is no reference whatsoever to be found on the Huffington Post to HuffPo woo-guru Deepak Chopra's bizarre claim to have caused an earthquake through meditation.

Earlier this week, Deepak Chopra announced via Twitter that he'd caused an earthquake by meditating. He also promised not to do it again. At no point did he declare his comments a joke; considering the deaths, injuries, and property damage resulting from the Baja California temblor, a joke would certainly have been in poor taste.



I'm at the point of  :lulz: or  :argh!: and....  :horrormirth:

So can the victims sue this fucker?  Because he is loaded!!!

It would be an interesting case but would probably get thrown out for frivolity.

@Pent- but he promised not to do it again, lol


My question is, out of the multitudes of Shaivist Hindus doing whatever Shiva mantras they do, why are earthquakes not a more regular occurence? Guess he didn't think of that.

Or he is the DeadKennedy of Shaivist Hindus. 

I'm guessing notable poster?
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

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AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

P3nT4gR4m

use the search button - you're in for a treat  :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

P3nT4gR4m

Also if "Cartesian Dualitisationalism" ever comes up in converstation, you won't need the joke explained to ya

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark


Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 09, 2010, 06:47:54 PM
use the search button - you're in for a treat  :lulz:

Will do, I look forward to it.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

P3nT4gR4m

You can get away with skipping the DK wall-o-texts - the counter trolling is funnier.

as is usually the case on this board  :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark