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Started by Cramulus, August 18, 2011, 06:56:22 PM

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#15
October 27, 2011, 01:20:07 PM
"The Cup of Ra" - a song about drinking in the morning! in the morning! -  http://kiwi6.com/file/zco11qafif

Cramulus

#16
October 27, 2011, 01:42:48 PM
"Bear Versus Whale: A Love Nocturne FOR THE DEAD"
http://kiwi6.com/file/7h5pc9kx69


it's a poem about Albany and zombies.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#17
October 27, 2011, 05:09:15 PM
 :lulz: These are great.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Wizard Joseph

#18
October 27, 2011, 08:56:02 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 27, 2011, 01:42:48 PM
"Bear Versus Whale: A Love Nocturne FOR THE DEAD"
http://kiwi6.com/file/7h5pc9kx69


it's a poem about Albany and zombies.


That was a really great voice performance!  Was that you Cramulus?  That was good stuffs!
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Cramulus

#19
October 27, 2011, 09:43:59 PM
thanks Joseph! Yep, that's me.  :mrgreen:

Cramulus

#20
October 31, 2011, 02:38:33 PM Last Edit: October 31, 2011, 02:41:22 PM by Cramulus
The Final Version of "Horse Song", which is written as background music for a scene at a LARP adventure I'm running this weekend
http://kiwi6.com/file/a13tsnebaf

Cramulus

#21
February 13, 2012, 04:21:24 PM Last Edit: February 13, 2012, 04:25:41 PM by Cramulus
S3X DR1VE's new tracks just dropped

this shit is so awful

I mean, we are using the songify app, with the same background rhythm every time. I keep asking my musician friends, "Do you feel like a sucker for spending all that time developing music skills?" Seriously, you can churn out top 40 pop music in SECONDS these days, with ABSOLUTELY NO SKILL WHATSOEVER.  Legitimate musical talent is for SPAGS.

The OLD way is to release an album with like 12 tracks, each one of them should be unique in some way. That's bullshit. the S3X DR1VE formula is to release basically the same track over and over again until we get laid.



Did anybody Jizz last nite?
http://kiwi6.com/file/644yk2209i



Butt Town Playa
http://kiwi6.com/file/1og9g5grzs


And we are required by law to include a Public Service Announcement, so here it is:
http://kiwi6.com/file/gz5y01nglv

Triple Zero

#22
February 13, 2012, 08:02:19 PM
ITS VERY IMP{ORTANTTHAT I LISTEN TO ALL OF TEHSE THANKS
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cramulus

#23
February 13, 2012, 08:40:16 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 13, 2012, 08:02:19 PM
ITS VERY IMP{ORTANTTHAT I LISTEN TO ALL OF TEHSE THANKS

WE ARE A POop CULTURE PHENOMENON itS VERY imPortant

Quote from: Cramulus on February 13, 2012, 04:21:24 PM
And we are required by law to include a Public Service Announcement, so here it is:
http://kiwi6.com/file/gz5y01nglv

and just to be clear, the joke here:

It always cracks me up when a liquor commercial wraps up with a court mandated "drink responsibly" PSA.

"Pound back 10 Jager Bombs responsibly!"


the goal was to mix up the GETTIN CRUNK IN DA CLUB vibe with the DRINK RESPONSIBLY vibe and see what came out.

Cainad (dec.)

#24
February 14, 2012, 02:24:39 PM
fuck my hams, i just listened to all three of those in a row


i think i now have septicemia

Cramulus

#25
February 15, 2012, 05:06:16 PM
I left this on my buddy's voicemail: http://kiwi6.com/file/0t1lebx63l

Triple Zero

#26
February 26, 2012, 05:55:46 PM
I hope your buddy appreciates being called bitch but otherwise :lulz:

BTW I just had a brilliant idea, someone should do "With a little help from my friends" except the lyrics would start

What would you do, if I sang autotuned ...
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

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#28
February 29, 2012, 02:11:26 AM
:lulz:

You roll hard like a butttown playa, responsibly.

Do you mind if I burn a few CDs for some friends who have become internet-challenged recently?
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