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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 01:24:06 AM

Title: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 01:24:06 AM
It's well known that "Bob" whored himself out doing an amazing amount of cheesy ads in the 50s and 60s.  Post your finds here.

My first one:  "Bob" drives the neighbor lady into outright insanity.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/156/382341556_0571f00e22.jpg)
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Lies on January 20, 2011, 01:32:41 AM
"Bobs" first lay with Connie.
(http://www.realitista.org/files/page0_blog_entry231_1.jpg)
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 01:45:44 AM
And the stuff he sold!  Jesus H Christ!

(http://www.ww2db.com/ww2file/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/1284182465_d381d7c3d5.jpg)
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 01:47:14 AM
 :lulz:

I love this shit:

(http://www.businesspundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/ads-2.jpg)
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Sister Fracture on January 20, 2011, 01:49:38 AM
Wow. :aaa:
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 01:52:44 AM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jX9QklC3G4E/Szjv88gmh7I/AAAAAAAACJY/aPl1zPkvUgM/s400/1952_van_heusen_shirt_ad.jpg)

I don't even...
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Lies on January 20, 2011, 01:54:38 AM
"Bobs" first trip to the planet of the sex goddess'

NSFW http://www.comicartcollective.com/artImages/5EF77469-2195-4399-8D91E272FE5059ED.gif
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 20, 2011, 01:55:01 AM
(http://www.clipartguide.com/_gallery/_TN/r_198.gif)
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 01:56:19 AM
(http://www.allclassicads.com/bizarre/thorazine.jpg)

HOLY FUCK!   :lulz:
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 20, 2011, 01:58:43 AM
 :lulz: The misogyny and racism in vintage ads really helps remind me that this nation still has one foot in sheer barbarism.
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 01:59:20 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 20, 2011, 01:58:43 AM
:lulz: The misogyny and racism in vintage ads really helps remind me that this nation still has one foot in sheer barbarism.

It gets better!  Tucson apparently controls the country!   :lulz:

(http://www.allclassicads.com/bizarre/fat-banished.jpg)
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 02:00:23 AM
I CAN'T STOP!    :whack:

(http://www.allclassicads.com/bizarre/santa-lucky-strike.jpg)
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 02:02:14 AM
(http://www.allclassicads.com/bizarre/aunt-jemima-ise-in-town-ad.jpg)

STOP ME BEFORE I POST AGAIN!
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 02:03:27 AM
(http://www.allclassicads.com/bizarre/iver-johnson-revolver-ad11.jpg)

I told you Tucson runs the country!
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Lies on January 20, 2011, 02:03:59 AM
(http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/5761/letpinksdoit.jpg)
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 02:07:19 AM
This was a real ad.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vJ_Uivl286o/TA-4SHg-pLI/AAAAAAAABY0/4ldUo4jtILs/s1600/1950s-ad.jpg)

Yeah.   :lulz:
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Sister Fracture on January 20, 2011, 02:10:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 02:02:14 AM
(http://www.allclassicads.com/bizarre/aunt-jemima-ise-in-town-ad.jpg)

STOP ME BEFORE I POST AGAIN!

YEZZUH, I FEED UP DEM CHILLUNS GOOD.
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Phox on January 20, 2011, 02:12:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 02:00:23 AM
I CAN'T STOP!    :whack:

http://www.allclassicads.com/bizarre/santa-lucky-strike.jpg

Oh shit. Luckies were Phox's brand of choice back when she smoked. Didn't know I had the same taste as Santa Claus.  :lulz:
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on January 20, 2011, 02:41:19 AM
(http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/39/2009/01/340x_jantzen.jpg)
:lulz:

(http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m102/alandp/vintage%20pipe%20ads/1932_granger_3.jpg)
I'm so glad you smoke a pipe.  It puts you in a good humor, and you stop hitting me for a while.

(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_m0YtPN5vgmI/TQ_UVbpHowI/AAAAAAAAVPk/LH2Ji7OqABk/Christmas1947Textron.jpg)
I don't even fucking.

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4057/4420780218_3ee21c8c02.jpg)
Your pipe is upside-down, "Bob".

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jX9QklC3G4E/SzjwKo0Q0QI/AAAAAAAACJg/twE2tbP5jg0/s400/Izod1tn.jpg)
I also found "Bob's" dad.

[img]Hotlink fail (http://www.weirdomatic.com/wp-content/pictures/2009/santaclausads/santa_claus_vintage_ads_01.jpg)[/img]
Since this thread is also about Santa Claus.

Edit: Hotlink fail.
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Lies on January 20, 2011, 02:47:40 AM
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on January 20, 2011, 02:41:19 AM
(http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/39/2009/01/340x_jantzen.jpg)
:lulz:



Da whaaaa?  :lulz:
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on January 20, 2011, 03:07:41 AM
Off topic, but
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_m0YtPN5vgmI/SwxS0UcovuI/AAAAAAAASRc/AsxWd38f7DI/s800/p1_lg.jpg)
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Lies on January 20, 2011, 03:33:50 AM
(http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/qf/c/PopularMechanics/2-1949/med_pa_smooth.jpg)

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

GET A PRINCE ALBERT TODAY
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Don Coyote on January 20, 2011, 03:36:07 AM
Reminds me of the time I passed up the oppurtunity to buy not one but TWO tins of Prince Albert from the 60s.
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Remington on January 20, 2011, 03:40:40 AM
(http://cdn.guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/2715556125_62f0cb0aa0_o.jpg)
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Remington on January 20, 2011, 03:54:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 01:24:06 AM
My first one:  "Bob" drives the neighbor lady into outright insanity.

(http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/1882/nofingers.png)
Fixed for moar insanity.
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Juana on January 20, 2011, 04:02:43 AM
 :lulz:

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vpzPBewsqWU/TNPCp1dyW3I/AAAAAAAAKlI/LN9qtkAvtOg/s1600/strange_retro_ads_02.jpg)
(http://www.bombippy.com/images/posts-2008/gillette-01.jpg)
(https://catatonickid.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/murder.jpg)
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Lies on January 20, 2011, 04:08:33 AM
Santa had elves, "Bob" had this guy.
(http://www.retroplanet.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/Coca-Cola_Sprite_Boy.jpg)
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 20, 2011, 08:26:38 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 01:59:20 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 20, 2011, 01:58:43 AM
:lulz: The misogyny and racism in vintage ads really helps remind me that this nation still has one foot in sheer barbarism.

It gets better!  Tucson apparently controls the country!   :lulz:

(http://www.allclassicads.com/bizarre/fat-banished.jpg)

SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 20, 2011, 08:27:58 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 02:07:19 AM
This was a real ad.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vJ_Uivl286o/TA-4SHg-pLI/AAAAAAAABY0/4ldUo4jtILs/s1600/1950s-ad.jpg)

Yeah.   :lulz:

Reminds me of this kid:

(http://www.bradruggles.com/images/skitched-20090828-211820.jpg)
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: 3D3N on January 20, 2011, 11:16:59 AM
Thank you - I just spent the last 45minutes trying to tuck my organs back in from laughing so hard.
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Richter on January 20, 2011, 12:56:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 01:56:19 AM
(http://www.allclassicads.com/bizarre/thorazine.jpg)

HOLY FUCK!   :lulz:

THORAZINE!  EVERYBODY DO THE SHUFFLE! :lulz:
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: AFK on January 20, 2011, 01:34:31 PM
Heh, it's rare that I actually get to enjoy one of these pic threads from work.  I guess the Nanny Filter likes the olde tyme ads. 
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Cramulus on January 20, 2011, 03:15:50 PM
Quote from: Remington on January 20, 2011, 03:54:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 01:24:06 AM
My first one:  "Bob" drives the neighbor lady into outright insanity.

(http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/1882/nofingers.png)
Fixed for moar insanity.

:mittens:
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Suu on January 20, 2011, 03:36:14 PM
I love vintage ads. Almost as much as I love vintage propaganda.

(http://www.magazine13.com/img/misc/vintage-war-propaganda-posters/vintage-war-propaganda-posters11.jpg)
(http://www.magazine13.com/img/misc/vintage-war-propaganda-posters/vintage-war-propaganda-posters05.jpg)
(http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q168/sisario/Propaganda/2372800454_8b05b9bb6a_o.jpg) TRUTH DOLLARS!!
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Suu on January 20, 2011, 03:41:01 PM
(http://file.vintageadbrowser.com/0hc59eoz28art4.jpg)

WWII was the golden age of AWESOME.
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Adios on January 20, 2011, 04:06:26 PM
THIS THREAD IS AWESOME!
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Adios on January 20, 2011, 04:07:32 PM
Quote from: Don Coyooooote on January 20, 2011, 03:36:07 AM
Reminds me of the time I passed up the oppurtunity to buy not one but TWO tins of Prince Albert from the 60s.

HEH. I just threw them away in the '60's.
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Don Coyote on January 20, 2011, 04:39:06 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 20, 2011, 04:07:32 PM
Quote from: Don Coyooooote on January 20, 2011, 03:36:07 AM
Reminds me of the time I passed up the oppurtunity to buy not one but TWO tins of Prince Albert from the 60s.

HEH. I just threw them away in the '60's.

Do you have Prince Albert in a can? No? Would you like some? -take out a tin, open it to reveal it filled with ground 'beef' that has over stayed its welcome-
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Jasper on January 20, 2011, 07:17:12 PM
(http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u346/heinous_simian/1290872455581.jpg)
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Jasper on January 20, 2011, 07:17:43 PM
(http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u346/heinous_simian/1290874542375.jpg)

Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Jasper on January 20, 2011, 07:19:03 PM
(http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u346/heinous_simian/1290877069217.jpg)

A twelve year old BACK INJURY OHHH. 


:spag:
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Jasper on January 20, 2011, 07:19:31 PM
(http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u346/heinous_simian/1290873570228.jpg)
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Madigan T Nubilous on January 20, 2011, 11:32:55 PM
(http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/9657/women01.jpg)
(http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/2807/84683826.jpg)
(http://img815.imageshack.us/img815/7097/lbs.jpg)
(http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/1513/vintageadschlorinol.jpg)
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Jasper on January 20, 2011, 11:33:51 PM
Oh for fuck's sake.
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Adios on January 20, 2011, 11:38:13 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on January 20, 2011, 11:33:51 PM
Oh for fuck's sake.
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Telarus on January 20, 2011, 11:48:44 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 20, 2011, 11:38:13 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on January 20, 2011, 11:33:51 PM
Oh for fuck's sake.
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on January 20, 2011, 11:49:26 PM
Quote from: Telarus on January 20, 2011, 11:48:44 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 20, 2011, 11:38:13 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on January 20, 2011, 11:33:51 PM
Oh for fuck's sake.
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 11:50:11 PM
This country can be such a cesspool at times.   :lulz:
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Don Coyote on January 21, 2011, 02:10:13 AM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on January 20, 2011, 11:49:26 PM
Quote from: Telarus on January 20, 2011, 11:48:44 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 20, 2011, 11:38:13 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on January 20, 2011, 11:33:51 PM
Oh for fuck's sake.












Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 11:50:11 PM
This country can be such a cesspool at times.   :lulz:

I feel like lancing boils....with a boar spear.
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 05:08:14 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/d74Xp.jpg) (http://i.imgur.com/I9l5U.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/8BwdP.jpg)
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Lies on January 21, 2011, 09:00:11 AM
Quote from: Madigan T Nubilous on January 20, 2011, 11:32:55 PM

(http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/1513/vintageadschlorinol.jpg)

You guys think the ad's bad? Have a look at the wikipage
:horrormirth:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polychlorinated_biphenyl
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on January 21, 2011, 06:43:48 PM
(http://pzrservices.typepad.com/vintageadvertising/images/2008/01/17/sexist_old_ad.jpg)

(http://homewealthproject.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/files/HLIC/60870d72c8a4fa59a2e824128d3a1972.jpg)
Holy shit

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fEU_MCLHdFY/SMB9Fz63BtI/AAAAAAAADhw/p4PzZI9xLk0/s320/insame_child_wants_ham_ad.jpg)

where the hell do they find these kids >.>

(http://www.amazingwomenrock.com/images/stories/sexist/vintageads4.jpg)
.........
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 24, 2011, 01:58:32 AM
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4072/4392876880_c4e01da959.jpg)

That's real.  No shit.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/31347383@N05/4392876880/
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 24, 2011, 03:28:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 24, 2011, 01:58:32 AM
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4072/4392876880_c4e01da959.jpg)

That's real.  No shit.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/31347383@N05/4392876880/

AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 24, 2011, 03:31:18 AM
(http://pzrservices.typepad.com/vintageadvertising/images/2007/06/06/lysol_douche.jpg)
(http://thesocietypages.org/socimages/files/2008/09/body-history-lysol-douche.jpg)
(http://scriptorium.lib.duke.edu/adaccess/BH/BH02/BH0213-150dpi.jpeg)
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 24, 2011, 03:32:58 AM
They were just a little obsessed with stank back then, right?   :lulz:
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 24, 2011, 05:02:41 AM
Terrifyingly obsessed.

Also I love the ones that imply that the reason her husband won't fuck her is because her pussy smells.  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 24, 2011, 05:04:36 AM
DISINFECT THAT DIRTY, DIRTY HOLE, YOU FILTHY, VORACIOUS WOMAN! :crankey:
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Phox on January 24, 2011, 05:06:47 AM
My favorite part is how it's the woman's fault and a "wifely sin" to allow it to happen.  :lulz:
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 24, 2011, 05:26:34 AM
Also, the line "an odor she may not detect, but which is so readily apparent to people around her"  obviously translates to

"YOUR CUNT STINKS AND EVERYONE ELSE CAN SMELL IT, YOU OBLIVIOUS COW".  :x

Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 24, 2011, 06:07:03 AM
And all of this nonsense about "YUO might not even be aware of your stank!" to make women paranoid. Talk about using marketing to create an impression of need for a product.


And that's why those ads are definitely "Bob's" work. Selling you products you didn't even know you needed, at unbelievable prices!
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Iason Ouabache on January 24, 2011, 07:40:40 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 24, 2011, 03:31:18 AM
(http://scriptorium.lib.duke.edu/adaccess/BH/BH02/BH0213-150dpi.jpeg)
This is just begging to be photoshopped but my photoshop skills are FAIL.
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Requia ☣ on January 24, 2011, 03:23:28 PM
What do you want done with it?
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: BadBeast on January 24, 2011, 06:51:56 PM
It would be good to revive the advertising campaign, and get it carried in Cosmo, Hello, etc. It's message is just as important today, as it ever was.
:horrormirth:
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Jasper on January 24, 2011, 07:42:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 24, 2011, 01:58:32 AM
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4072/4392876880_c4e01da959.jpg

That's real.  No shit.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/31347383@N05/4392876880/

That one put me through a pretty wide and complex range of emotions.
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: BadBeast on January 26, 2011, 04:37:58 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/wbPKG.gif)
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: BadBeast on January 26, 2011, 07:52:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/pSRVp.gif)
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2012, 03:13:38 AM
We need MOAR.
Title: Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 21, 2012, 07:32:42 AM
Connie gives Bob a run for his money at chess while smoking hash.

(http://www.chessbase.com/news/2012/winter/winter044.jpg)

SCIENCE!

(http://www.bambootrading.com/400/a-484.jpg)