This is the shit you need:
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5Tbs butter, 5Tbs flour, 1 Duvel, 2 cups chicken broth, 3 cups half and half, 2 containers frozen chopped broccoli, 1 lb shredded cheddar, 1 potato
side note: you may substitute for real cheese (good cheese), add ham or bacon, fresh broccoli, etc.. this cheese was bogo and we were hungry now
Your spices:
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salt, pepper, a wee bit of nutmeg and either a pinch of cayenne or a dash of Crystal.
Do this:
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Make your roux by melting butter till bubbly, then add flour and whisk. Keep whisking till all that raw flour smell is gone and it darkens slightly. You don't need to make it brick red, we're not making gumbo here.
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Next start adding your stock and beer. Make sure you heat it up in a pot or in the microwave first. Don't want to add cold stuff to hot roux. It will thicken like a paste at first, don't be skeered, keep whisking until its smooth. Don't add your liquids too fast or you'll get lumps and I'll smash your fingers with a cast iron skillet.
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Then add your potato that you've diced into little bitty pieces. If you want to pre-boil these to make the shit go faster, feel free, just don't turn em to fucking mush. I like em to keep their shape. The starch also makes your soup thick and silky.
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Add your half and half. Warm half and half, remember. Don't break the shit. Add it slow and stir it gently, that potato is gonna stick.
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After your shit is fucking hot add your cheese, shredded, a little bit at a time. Melt it in there nice and slow. Don't rush these steps. Make sure each time you add something you heat it thoroughly but don't bring the shit to a boil, you want it just about at a simmer the whole time. Boiling is bad!
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Look. I discovered the FLASH. Your shit should look like this.
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Now you can taste the shit and add your spices. I wait till now so I can see how salty it will be after I add the cheese n shit.
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Chuck in your broccoli and stir it in real good. If you use frozen, thaw the shit till it's slightly warm in the microwave first. Don't add frozen broccoli to this shit or it will be broken and ugly like your mom.
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It should look like this
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Now add your cayenne or Crystal. Mmmmmm. Not too much now, you just barely want to taste it. A little.
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If you didn't fuck up and you did like I said, it should look like this. Serve it with a Duvel, of course and eat it till your farts burn your pets eyes.
Imma do this one in a couple of weeks.
:D
It's cheap, fast and makes a lot.
Have a friend or lady over.
This looks good, directions were A++, would read again, will try.
I like your style, lady.
Squiddy, this is awesome. I will be trying. I have made the cheddar-n-broccoli before, but not with potatoes. I really don't remember WHAT I used to thicken it with, now that I think on it...
The roux really makes it thick enough. The potatoes can be left out if you want.
You didn't have the butter in your picture of the neccesary ingredients. So you lied right off the bat. I'm starting to think you never made the soup at all. LOL frozen broccoli. Jesus even your lies are lazy, like you would have the physical capacity to do anything but open a can of Campbells Cream of Broccoli.
Yeah Squiddy, you might as well call this CREAM OF INTELLECTUAL DISHONESTY SOUP!
:cramstipated:
SERVED WITH A BAGUETTE OF DECEIT
Quote from: Nast on January 02, 2012, 02:24:14 AM
Yeah Squiddy, you might as well call this CREAM OF INTELLECTUAL DISHONESTY SOUP!
:cramstipated:
Quote from: Nast on January 02, 2012, 02:24:52 AM
SERVED WITH A BAGUETTE OF DECEIT
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE.
AND YOU CALL THAT "A WEE BIT OF NUTMEG"?
YOU SNEAKY BITCH. HOW DEEP DOES THE RABBIT HOLE OF DECEPTION GO?
DECEITFUL LYING SOUP!
IT'S ALL A FUCKING LIE!
Oh, and..
Quote from: Nast on January 02, 2012, 02:24:52 AM
SERVED WITH A BAGUETTE OF DECEIT
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Best deceitful recipe thread on the board, A++!
My cooking skills are abysmal, but this sounds delicious - I think I'm going to try this one.
Super easy.
Even an asshole with the mental capacity of opening a can like me can do it!
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING BUTTER?
EVEN MARLON BRANDO KNOWS YOU NEED TO USE BUTTER.
FUCK NORWAY.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 03, 2012, 07:17:36 PM
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING BUTTER?
EVEN MARLON BRANDO KNOWS YOU NEED TO USE BUTTER.
I LIED ABOUT THE BUTTER! RIGHT FROM THE START!
You cretins need to settle the fuck down.
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 03, 2012, 07:04:59 PM
Super easy.
Even an asshole with the mental capacity of opening a can like me can do it!
You had posted similar recipe a while ago (minus potatoes and beer) and I've been using it ever since with mostly cheddar plus whatever other cheeses are lying around. Big hit every time and also pretty good in a bread bowl.
The addition of potatoes and beer intrigues me, so I'll have to give this variation a try next time.
P.S. Can we be sure the butter isn't camera shy and hiding behind the cheese?
It was already in the pot.
YOU PUT IT IN THE POT WITHOUT TELLING US?
WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!?!?
I'M A DECEITFUL LIAR!
FULL OF UNTRUTHINESS AND FRAUDULATION!
Also I'm a Floridian.
That's bullshit.
I'm also a Floridian, and *I* would have shown the butter.
10 POINTS FROM HOUSE ORLANDO!
Quote from: Suu on January 06, 2012, 03:04:04 PM
That's bullshit.
I'm also a Floridian, and *I* would have shown the butter.
10 POINTS FROM HOUSE ORLANDO!
Please tell me that's some obscure sports term...
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 06, 2012, 03:23:18 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 06, 2012, 03:04:04 PM
That's bullshit.
I'm also a Floridian, and *I* would have shown the butter.
10 POINTS FROM HOUSE ORLANDO!
Please tell me that's some obscure sports term...
Everything is an obscure sports term with that one. She's a northerner in Florida's clothing.
In Tampa Bay, all we have are obscure sports terms.
If Raheem Morris would have shown the butter, maybe he would have still had a job. He needed more cowbell.
The thing is, the butter is there.
It's just that certain people are completely unaware of the butter because they are rather unfortunately bitches.