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Started by Cain, January 22, 2015, 08:40:32 PM

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 13, 2015, 02:26:07 AM
Quote from: Prince-of-Plots on March 12, 2015, 02:57:43 PM
Basically, we found beer in a student cluster kitchen.

No big deal, obviously we wanted to talk to them though.  Only no-one was admitting they owned the beer.  We...applied some pressure in our questioning, and one of the students blurted out that they left the window open and when they came back they found the beer there on the table (with one can mysteriously missing).  I asked, at this point, whether the beer fairy had left the beer there for them, upon which the student answered in the affirmative.

I had to write this whole thing up, by the way.

OH THE BEER FAIRY.

OF COURSE.

:lol:

Hey, I knew that guy in the army.  He left beer in my barracks room when I was underage.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 13, 2015, 02:23:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 12, 2015, 02:55:25 PM
Today, we proved beyond doubt that the air compressors are not the problem.

We were told to go troubleshoot the compressors ANYWAY.  I was told this in front of the troops, because I apparently cannot even be trusted to communicate instructions to my crew in our quaint language of whistles and grunts.

All of my guys started bellowing out retarded people noises.  I fear that there is an outright mutiny in progress.  I feel that I am not on the side of the captain.

:lulz: This is not going to go as Lillie hopes. It's not even going to go as she fears. It's going to be much worse.

I think she has suddenly realized that she is hopelessly out of her depth.

I think whenever whomever the new boss is arrives, she will be very relieved.
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

Heh. Either someone reported me on Facebook or Facebook is cracking down on weird names.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Prince-of-Plots on March 13, 2015, 02:32:00 AM
Funny, even though there's no tone on the internet, I am 100% sure that post and my tone when I said about the beer fairy were exactly the same.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 13, 2015, 02:34:33 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 13, 2015, 02:23:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 12, 2015, 02:55:25 PM
Today, we proved beyond doubt that the air compressors are not the problem.

We were told to go troubleshoot the compressors ANYWAY.  I was told this in front of the troops, because I apparently cannot even be trusted to communicate instructions to my crew in our quaint language of whistles and grunts.

All of my guys started bellowing out retarded people noises.  I fear that there is an outright mutiny in progress.  I feel that I am not on the side of the captain.

:lulz: This is not going to go as Lillie hopes. It's not even going to go as she fears. It's going to be much worse.

I think she has suddenly realized that she is hopelessly out of her depth.

I think whenever whomever the new boss is arrives, she will be very relieved.

I am amused at the image of Lillie having that realization.  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Legate Gene O'Mick, PhD on March 13, 2015, 03:00:48 AM
Heh. Either someone reported me on Facebook or Facebook is cracking down on weird names.

I'm guessing someone reported you, because what's a weird name? Really?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


axod

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 13, 2015, 03:25:34 AM
Quote from: Legate Gene O'Mick, PhD on March 13, 2015, 03:00:48 AM
Heh. Either someone reported me on Facebook or Facebook is cracking down on weird names.

I'm guessing someone reported you, because what's a weird name? Really?
Facebook has never been about reporting things, never.
just this

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 13, 2015, 03:25:34 AM
Quote from: Legate Gene O'Mick, PhD on March 13, 2015, 03:00:48 AM
Heh. Either someone reported me on Facebook or Facebook is cracking down on weird names.

I'm guessing someone reported you, because what's a weird name? Really?

Well, Bearman had to switch today, and someone else mentioned that their neighbor switched today as well. I dunno, does Caoimhin sound like a real name to you?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Legate Gene O'Mick, PhD on March 13, 2015, 04:13:50 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 13, 2015, 03:25:34 AM
Quote from: Legate Gene O'Mick, PhD on March 13, 2015, 03:00:48 AM
Heh. Either someone reported me on Facebook or Facebook is cracking down on weird names.

I'm guessing someone reported you, because what's a weird name? Really?

Well, Bearman had to switch today, and someone else mentioned that their neighbor switched today as well. I dunno, does Caoimhin sound like a real name to you?

Depends on whether Facebook is screening real names for "American-ness".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 13, 2015, 04:45:36 AM
Quote from: Legate Gene O'Mick, PhD on March 13, 2015, 04:13:50 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 13, 2015, 03:25:34 AM
Quote from: Legate Gene O'Mick, PhD on March 13, 2015, 03:00:48 AM
Heh. Either someone reported me on Facebook or Facebook is cracking down on weird names.

I'm guessing someone reported you, because what's a weird name? Really?

Well, Bearman had to switch today, and someone else mentioned that their neighbor switched today as well. I dunno, does Caoimhin sound like a real name to you?

Depends on whether Facebook is screening real names for "American-ness".

And that's why I figured either/or. I'm annoyed either way. I've used my Irish language name for so long that it's legitimately become a part of my sense of self. And not even out of a sense of "this is Irish me" but that's what I've gone by. Seeing my name in English feels weird in that context.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Like, even someone I've known since I was 13 and who has lived with me on two different occasions did a double take and said, "Who the hell is Kevin? I don't know any Kevins. Oh, right. That Kevin." Note, this person called me Kevin to my face on Saturday, but online....
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

axod

Quote from: Legate Gene O'Mick, PhD on March 13, 2015, 04:13:50 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 13, 2015, 03:25:34 AM
Quote from: Legate Gene O'Mick, PhD on March 13, 2015, 03:00:48 AM
Heh. Either someone reported me on Facebook or Facebook is cracking down on weird names.

I'm guessing someone reported you, because what's a weird name? Really?

Well, Bearman had to switch today, and someone else mentioned that their neighbor switched today as well. I dunno, does Caoimhin sound like a real name to you?
Caoimhin- 91% Communist Tong Ties...  Proceed with extreme prejudice.
just this

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: axod on March 13, 2015, 05:30:56 AM
Quote from: Legate Gene O'Mick, PhD on March 13, 2015, 04:13:50 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 13, 2015, 03:25:34 AM
Quote from: Legate Gene O'Mick, PhD on March 13, 2015, 03:00:48 AM
Heh. Either someone reported me on Facebook or Facebook is cracking down on weird names.

I'm guessing someone reported you, because what's a weird name? Really?

Well, Bearman had to switch today, and someone else mentioned that their neighbor switched today as well. I dunno, does Caoimhin sound like a real name to you?
Caoimhin- 91% Communist Tong Ties...  Proceed with extreme prejudice.

What's a Tong Tie?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cain