Cookie clicker

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh god why 

http://orteil.dashnet.org/experiments/cookie/

[Pæs]

SOON I WILL HAVE ALL OF THE COOKIES.

[Pæs]

The javascript is a good read, actually. Relevant to my interests.

[Pæs]

I broke it: http://i.imgur.com/4D282gw.png

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I broke it: http://i.imgur.com/4D282gw.png

This is why we can't have nice things.

[McGrupp]

0 minutes- Man, what a silly game. Some people will play anything.

1 minutes- Heh, it's kind of neat.

2 minutes- Whoah I can buy stuff.

3 minutes- Need to go to the bathroom but that can wait. Gotta get that factory.

20 minutes- MY COOKIES WILL DARKEN THE SKIES THEMSELVES!!! SEE MY INDUSTRIAL MIGHT AND DESPAIR!!!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

My cookies bring all the boys to the yard.

[McGrupp]

My cookies bring all the boys to the yard.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Why did you do this to me?????

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I broke it: http://i.imgur.com/4D282gw.png

How the fuck did you do that so fast?

Am I just way slower because I've been doing other things (which, admittedly, were good and necessary things, like homework and grocery shopping and cooking dinner)?

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I broke it: http://i.imgur.com/4D282gw.png

How the fuck did you do that so fast?

Am I just way slower because I've been doing other things (which, admittedly, were good and necessary things, like homework and grocery shopping and cooking dinner)?

He probably tweaked the code.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Why did you do this to me?????

I AM A BAD BAD MAN.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I broke it: http://i.imgur.com/4D282gw.png

How the fuck did you do that so fast?

Am I just way slower because I've been doing other things (which, admittedly, were good and necessary things, like homework and grocery shopping and cooking dinner)?

He probably tweaked the code.

Oh, of course.

[Pæs]

I broke it: http://i.imgur.com/4D282gw.png

How the fuck did you do that so fast?

Am I just way slower because I've been doing other things (which, admittedly, were good and necessary things, like homework and grocery shopping and cooking dinner)?

He probably tweaked the code.

Oh, of course.

I RESENT THE IMPLICATION THAT I CHEATED. I AM JUST A VERY GOOD CLICKER.

Or I borked it by changing the code.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I broke it: http://i.imgur.com/4D282gw.png

How the fuck did you do that so fast?

Am I just way slower because I've been doing other things (which, admittedly, were good and necessary things, like homework and grocery shopping and cooking dinner)?

He probably tweaked the code.

Oh, of course.

I RESENT THE IMPLICATION THAT I CHEATED. I AM JUST A VERY GOOD CLICKER.

Or I borked it by changing the code.