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Started by Cramulus, July 18, 2013, 04:46:20 PM

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axod

I'll be right up.  Anyone got a safe-house SOMA?
just this

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on May 07, 2015, 07:27:38 AM
yea, I'm vaguely dreading the day I run into one of these guys that takes this game WAY too seriously.

I don't know if those guys exist. I'm sure they do somewhere, but this game has a pretty string social networking component and so far, it's been pretty cool.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


P3nT4gR4m

Yeehaw, you guys still playing? I joined RES middle of March. Fuck y'all hippy toad bastards, I'll never surrender! Besides, I was raised orthodox sectarian. Consciously, I'm over it but my fkin limbic system would straight up veto any attempt to choose green over blue, under any circumstances. Evar!

Mrs P3nT like smashing things up and making tons of AP, I like Chasing MU. Middle of nowhere, middle of the night, waiting for the green light to chuck the baseline. We're the perfect mom and pops team. I've topped the leaderboard twice in my cell, once in juliet-05, to the west and I've been top 10 RES in juliet-03, over Edinburgh and Dundee.

Some of my ops

13 layers from falkirk baseline, through bannockburn up to the middle of Stirling town center.


Variation on a theme, with batwings


Paper Dart - Glencoe to Drymen (that's Loch Lomond in the bottom left)


Arran an Kintyre - P3nTw1Fe and I on holiday


Persepolis Anomaly - Got a badge for planning and running a team of 10 for this blocking op coast to coast from St Andrews to Oban. UK RES had intel the green scumbags were planning a BAF over Liverpool


Last weekend earned platinum illuminator badge for my part in a 7 man op, set up by the Alloa posse. 14 layers From Aberfeldy to Tyndrum, down to bannockburn. The green fields, covered in blue, at the bottom are like an arrow, pointing at the city of stirling and all it's inhabitants.


Just under 3 million mu left to field for Onyx badge. Gonny have to go bigger!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Junkenstein

Whoa.

I was going to ask what you'd been up to but it's kind of obvious now. That bannockburn one is funny as fuck, the comments when this shit gets noticed the next day must be classic.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

P3nT4gR4m

No shit. Best part was we shot for 02:00CP and thot maybe, if we're doing well, it'll make 07:00. Turns out Pahous. Head of the stirling amphibian scum. Had been on the lash saturday night with his cronies, after the FS event he and CreakyOstritch from our mob had organised in stirling. First one in scotland. Around 50 agents flying around the town, wintrading like mofo's and levelling up noobs. He woke up, so find himself swimming in 14 layers of smurfcum and belted out to b'burn on the bus, only to arrive at the scene of the crime 3 minutes past noon. 3CP at 200 kiloskulls a pop!

Didny hear much from him on comms after that.  :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

P3nT4gR4m

So is everyone from pd aligned with the crap faction? :evil:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Old people and conservatives seem to gravitate toward the Resistance, college students and liberals tend to gravitate toward the Enlightenment. I'm a toad, my boyfriend's a Smurf, and we catch no end of hell from our crossfaction group for our interspecies relationship.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Dubya

Finally broke down and tried this out. It's ridiculously addictive. Even after spending the day broiling under the sun chopping back some horribly neglected weeds, it still enticed me into wandering halfway across town.

Would have probably done more, but my phone died.

Had this song running through my head the whole time, making me grin like a maniac.

https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCSgdBbH9pNn-dRp5hymLBSQ
"Gold Medalist of the 2015 David Cameron Memorial Barnyard Olympics."

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 13, 2015, 11:41:23 PM
I'm a toad, my boyfriend's a Smurf, and we catch no end of hell from our crossfaction group for our interspecies relationship.

I'll bet! Not sure I'd ever be able to 100% trust a smurf who was sleeping with the enemy. Ops game makes you paranoid. "Is this hangout secure?" :lulz:


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Dubya on July 14, 2015, 05:44:38 AM
Finally broke down and tried this out. It's ridiculously addictive. Even after spending the day broiling under the sun chopping back some horribly neglected weeds, it still enticed me into wandering halfway across town.

Would have probably done more, but my phone died.

Had this song running through my head the whole time, making me grin like a maniac.

https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCSgdBbH9pNn-dRp5hymLBSQ

It gets a lot less addictive after level 10. Unfortunately.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


P3nT4gR4m

I reckon I'll get L11 eventually but I doubt I'll be playing long enough to do 12, despite having enough badges. Oculus comes out next year. Planning on dropping off the face of the earth around then

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 14, 2015, 09:55:10 AM
I reckon I'll get L11 eventually but I doubt I'll be playing long enough to do 12, despite having enough badges. Oculus comes out next year. Planning on dropping off the face of the earth around then

:lulz: If you already have the badges for level 12, I salute you, sir, because after a year of play I have enough AP to make L12 but I am far from having 6 silvers.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


P3nT4gR4m

I'm one gold short of L13 but I'll never grind that much AP. Fielding game is all about the skull-count. Only 1250AP for a million plus MU, I'll take no.1 slot on the cell leaderboard every time.

I concentrate on getting bang for my buck with fields so my actual Mind Controller is still silver. Planning on getting black Illuminator before Mind Controller goes gold.

The other bit I really dig is Translator. Glyph game is a wicked way to make sure you always have plenty kit when your daily farm is maybe 15-20 P7's. Because I came to the game late and the translator was already a thing, I'm still on track to earn black in that while my hacker is still bronze. So that's another goal I'm working on.


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Kudos to you, sir! That's intensive gameplay. I think that around here people make the higher levels mainly through group play, and I don't have the time.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Also, apparently I lied about not having 6 silvers. It's gold I'm shy on; I need one more to level up to 11. And four more to level up to 12, I think.  :kingmeh:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."