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The phone rings. You pick it up.

"Collect call from Matt Twiddleton do you accept the charges?"

You freakin cheapskate...

*answers phone*

Ohshit  

THIS IS WHY I SHOULD READ BEFORE POSTING  

WHATDOWEDO? I think the other two spiders are obvious enough now, I say we try and bus coyote and cross our fingers... Thoughts?

HE IS PREJUDICED I TELL YA! HE HAS THIS THING AGAINST... ADORABLE... Blue... worms...

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WAT 0_o

Adorable? More like creepy if you ask me.

Not as creepy as the outline of David Bowie's package in the same kids' movie.

Creepy? More like HAWT! 

For adults, sure. But I'm not sure I'd feel comfortable watching a movie with my kids that had obvious rock star junk.

Well, fair enough then. Imma go watch Labyrinth....

Freaking awesome movie, bowieboner aside 

Especially when Sarah is trippin... That confused me so much as a (younger) kid 0_o

So... I really don't understand the trust issue here. The spiders have revealed themselves, and so have the Discordians. "Blekk and Night" have no reason to keep Nekk and Blight around if they are spiders. The only information we have says we should vote off Dok. If Dok is innocent, then Nekk and Blight are dead men.

And if he is innocent, that gives them a full extra round in which to subsume.

And if he isn't, and we don't, same effect. It's a coin toss. Pick your winner. 

I've been gunning for nekk since the first round.

Oh I know. That was more of a general "your". I know you have decisive, but not everybody has.

HE IS PREJUDICED I TELL YA! HE HAS THIS THING AGAINST... ADORABLE... Blue... worms...

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WAT 0_o

Relevant for all who care (note that I cut out a random comment from user 'blinkie' because it was about photography or something, and I also cut out Kai leaving since I dont think it was my fault!):

<nekk> DOES ANYONE HERE REMEMBER A "Pink panther hotel" joke told to me here that somehow got me upset enough to hold an everlasting grudge against doc to the point where I plot against him for no good reason in the middle of forum games?
<nekk> Cause I have no idea, I must have been really tired :P
<nekk> I dont even see doc here very often, too
<MistressFreeky> Nope.
<nekk> Ok, just checking
<nekk> I just looked up the joke, and I swear I have never heard it before
<nekk> http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/archive/index.php/t-77882.html
<nekk> Kinda funny, though :P
<nekk> Nothing in there that I really find could be offensive to anyone other than... ummm... canoes I guess? :P

Is that the joke you were talking about, Doc?

I dont hold grudges, doc

Of course you do.  You've hated me ever since I told the "Pink Panther Hotel" joke in IRC, and either you're a spider, or you're setting me up.

This is strange... I dont really recal such a joke. 

Are you sure that was me? If it was, it was when I was real tired probly, cause I dont remember it at all :P

SO IN THIS CASE YOU ARE NOW FORGIVEN FOR THE JOKE WHICH YOU MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE TOLD TO ME OR SOMEONE ELSE 

I dont hold grudges, doc

BUT YOU ARE SPIDER 

Me and blight named the cabal, though we WERE going to call it the "Every Last One of Us Is Fucked Cabal" 

Guys, just stick with the one who is exiled in taking a trip to the Netherlands. They seem to know what they are praten about

I vote Nekk. You bastards.

Nekk-2
Dok-2

pg 46

This thread should be printed and sold in Starbucks' everywhere.

Hey, its better than the rest of the shit they sell. Oh, and their books suck too.

I still vote for Nekk and will do so until the little worm is gone!

WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST WORMS? 

You sent Sarah the wrong way.

SHE DIDNT WANT TO COME INSIDE AND MEET THE MISSES 

I still vote for Nekk and will do so until the little worm is gone!

WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST WORMS? 

Just can't hold your virtual beer.

I AM VIRTUAL UNDERAGE 

KILL THE BEAST WITH A BUSSS

Nekk- 1
Doktor Howl- 2

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NEKK WAI

I WAS TIRED LAST NIGHT AND ITS BECAUSE THAT AND GLOBAL WARMING 

I am sorry, that was dumb of me, it wont happen again :\

At least blight is an amazing player who formed a cabal, saved the other discordian, and found a spider, all in the same round. I AM NOT WORTHY OF BEING ON HIS TEAM 

A likely story.  You didn't convert anyone because spiders can't convert.

You fooled Fred, but you can't fool me.

BLEKK AND NIGHT.

Seriously, do you guys expect anyone OTHER than me to be incompetent enough to actually FORGET TO CONVERT.

I DUN GOOFED.

;_;

You had a good run, Nekk.  But this is pretty much all the proof any reasonable person would need.

IS THAT YOUR OTHER SIX LEGS OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?

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NEKK WAI

I WAS TIRED LAST NIGHT AND ITS BECAUSE THAT AND GLOBAL WARMING 

I am sorry, that was dumb of me, it wont happen again :\

At least blight is an amazing player who formed a cabal, saved the other discordian, and found a spider, all in the same round. I AM NOT WORTHY OF BEING ON HIS TEAM 

A likely story.  You didn't convert anyone because spiders can't convert.

You fooled Fred, but you can't fool me.

BLEKK AND NIGHT.

Seriously, do you guys expect anyone OTHER than me to be incompetent enough to actually FORGET TO CONVERT.

I DUN GOOFED.

;_;

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NEKK WAI

I WAS TIRED LAST NIGHT AND ITS BECAUSE THAT AND GLOBAL WARMING 

I am sorry, that was dumb of me, it wont happen again :\

At least blight is an amazing player who formed a cabal, saved the other discordian, and found a spider, all in the same round. I AM NOT WORTHY OF BEING ON HIS TEAM