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For my part, I've replaced optimism and believing the best of people by default with a grin and the absolute 100% certainty that if they cannot find a pig to fuck, they will buy some bacon and play oinking noises on YouTube.

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A Fairy-Tale Princess Trapped in a Viking Manbear's Body
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Nordic Freakshow Armada of Sexhurtâ„¢
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November 08, 2011, 01:17:03 PM
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"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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