Most Wanted, #5 of ?

[Doktor Howl]

Name:  Waffles  Age:  mid-30s.  Gender:  Beard.  Race:  Belgian.

Waffles is being sought by Interpol concerning a streak of fashion violence, to include the brutal murder of 3 English peers...Apparently because they were wearing white shoes after Labor Day.  The killings were performed with Waffle's standard MO:  Death by obnoxious and mysteriously changing clothing.  His fashion sense is rightly feared throughout Europe, after the "Day-Glo Paris Incident", which killed thousands on the Champs-Élysées.

Waffles was last seen in Northern Belgium, during a chase in which he eluded police in a vintage Viking Longship on the Atlantic Road.  He seems to have misunderstood the term.  However, he still managed to escape by means of standing in the back of the boat and doing his dreaded "Mango" routine, resulting in the deaths of all pursuing officers.

[EK WAFFLR]

 

[Ben Shapiro]

Rumor has it the boat was shaped like a axe.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh my god... I never made the connection before.

BELGIAN... WAFFLES.

[Reginald Ret]

Oh my god... I never made the connection before.

BELGIAN... WAFFLES.

Milady, you are on a roll today.

[EK WAFFLR]

Oh my god... I never made the connection before.

BELGIAN... WAFFLES.

oMg. I haven't either. :O

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh my god... I never made the connection before.

BELGIAN... WAFFLES.

oMg. I haven't either. :O

HOLY CRAP!

[Eater of Clowns]

Oh my god... I never made the connection before.

BELGIAN... WAFFLES.

I was just thinking about this the other day, and I figured I was the last guy to get the joke. I feel a lot better now that it eluded so many of us.

[Doktor Howl]

Oh my god... I never made the connection before.

BELGIAN... WAFFLES.

I was just thinking about this the other day, and I figured I was the last guy to get the joke. I feel a lot better now that it eluded so many of us.

I thought that was obvious.  :shrug:

[Eater of Clowns]

Oh my god... I never made the connection before.

BELGIAN... WAFFLES.

I was just thinking about this the other day, and I figured I was the last guy to get the joke. I feel a lot better now that it eluded so many of us.

I thought that was obvious.  :shrug:

It's really obvious! That's what makes it so funny that so many of us missed it.   

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh my god... I never made the connection before.

BELGIAN... WAFFLES.

I was just thinking about this the other day, and I figured I was the last guy to get the joke. I feel a lot better now that it eluded so many of us.

I thought that was obvious.  :shrug:

YES, BUT I AM NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED. 

[EK WAFFLR]

Waffles was last seen in Northern Belgium, during a chase in which he eluded police in a vintage Viking Longship on the Atlantic Road.  He seems to have misunderstood the term.  However, he still managed to escape by means of standing in the back of the boat and doing his dreaded "Mango" routine, resulting in the deaths of all pursuing officers.

If it's atlantic, I use a boat. Simple as that.

[Richter]

Waffles was once kicked off Folsom street for "Ruining the tone".  Needless to say none of the "normal" crowd were capable to repel beard of that magnitutde

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Waffles was once kicked off Folsom street for "Ruining the tone".  Needless to say none of the "normal" crowd were capable to repel beard of that magnitutde

Repel?

Or... rappel?

[Richter]

Waffles was once kicked off Folsom street for "Ruining the tone".  Needless to say none of the "normal" crowd were capable to repel beard of that magnitutde

Repel?

Or... rappel?

A base jumper tried to scale his hair once.  One day the lipids will be cooked from him.  Having no further hair gel to give, Waffles will finally allow him to die.  One day....