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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, June 22, 2008, 05:25:33 PM

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Voodoo

bringing the RAGE haikus:

hog tied on the floor
now you swear you love me
doused in kerosene


you cheated on me
"tick, tick, tick" goes the timer
won't happen again


my knuckles are raw
my steel-toed boots are bloody
then he quit moving

...these seem to come too easy to me.  I think i may need more therapy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Rev. Voodoo on July 01, 2008, 04:39:09 AM
bringing the RAGE haikus:

hog tied on the floor
now you swear you love me
doused in kerosene


you cheated on me
"tick, tick, tick" goes the timer
won't happen again


my knuckles are raw
my steel-toed boots are bloody
then he quit moving

...these seem to come too easy to me.  I think i may need more therapy.

:mittens:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cramulus

MAN it must be tough
Having all that money. Here--
I'll take half for you.

Voodoo


Dysnomia

It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Jenne

Fuckanel these are all great!  :mittens: guys!