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Slarti is Dead

Started by Slarti, November 15, 2003, 10:25:13 PM

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Slarti

Slartibartfast is Dead

'Have you ever heard of the madman who on a bright morning lighted a lantern and ran to the market-place calling out unceasingly: "I seek Slartibartfast! I seek Slartibartfast!" As there were many people standing about who did not believe in Slartibartfast, he caused a great deal of amusement. Why? is he lost? said one. Has he strayed away like a child? said another. Or does he keep himself hidden? Is he afraid of us? Has he taken a sea voyage? Has he emigrated? - the people cried out laughingly, all in a hubbub.
The insane man jumped into their midst and transfixed them with his glances. "Where is Slartibartfast gone?" he called out. "I mean to tell you! We have killed him, you and I! We are all his murderers!'

Trollax

Show me what is not the buddha and I will spit there...

Slarti

the buddha is not the buddha

the path is not of the path

Trollax

Then you have killed the buddha
you ahve murdered slartibartfast...

What are you shouting for then if you have become the ancestors?

Horab Fibslager

keeper of the gate is also the gate.

the key is not the key, but rather the lock.


there is no thing, and soemthing never was.

this is not your imagination, but rather the reality.

there are no halucinations.

i am not here, and this isn't happening.
Hell is other people.

Slarti

i am the three eyed ninja of fate

the time of deathly retribution will follow shortly

Trollax

***Takes off sandal, puts it on head and walks away.***

Ok nansen, you can put the cat down this time...

Y.M. Hut

Self-contradiction is the path of wisdom,
Nonsense the path of enlightenment,
And idiocy the path of greatness.
Vielleicht sollst du nicht wissen.

Horab Fibslager

Quote from: khaganSelf-contradiction is the path of wisdom,
Nonsense the path of enlightenment,
And idiocy the path of greatness.

hey it's worked for the 'big 3' for thousands of years :D
Hell is other people.

Y.M. Hut

Looks like it works just fine for us as well.
Vielleicht sollst du nicht wissen.

EvilPoet

Quote from: Slarti is DeadSlartibartfast is Dead

'Have you ever heard of the madman who on a bright morning lighted a lantern and ran to the market-place calling out unceasingly: "I seek Slartibartfast! I seek Slartibartfast!" As there were many people standing about who did not believe in Slartibartfast, he caused a great deal of amusement. Why? is he lost? said one. Has he strayed away like a child? said another. Or does he keep himself hidden? Is he afraid of us? Has he taken a sea voyage? Has he emigrated? - the people cried out laughingly, all in a hubbub.
The insane man jumped into their midst and transfixed them with his glances. "Where is Slartibartfast gone?" he called out. "I mean to tell you! We have killed him, you and I! We are all his murderers!'
?¨God is dead. God remains dead. And
we have killed him.?Æ -The Madman

Nietzsche: Parable of the Madman

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

The gods are dead! Long live the gods!
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Kai

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

The Good Reverend Roger

More bump.

Again, if anyone pines for the good ol' days on PD, kick them in the junk.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Horab Fibslager on November 16, 2003, 12:26:21 AM
keeper of the gate is also the gate.

the key is not the key, but rather the lock.


there is no thing, and soemthing never was.

this is not your imagination, but rather the reality.

there are no halucinations.

i am not here, and this isn't happening.

Meth:  Not Even Once.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.