Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Epimetheus on November 13, 2012, 02:45:44 AM

Title: VIP (Very Inane Pinealists) thread
Post by: Epimetheus on November 13, 2012, 02:45:44 AM
I officially declare this thread to have NO INTENDED VALUE OR DIRECTION, therefore any worthless posts are NOOO PROBLEM.

Come on in; the water ain't chlorinated!

We welcome:
1) LOOK AT ME posts
2) I AM A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE, WE ALL ARE, BUT MAINLY ME posts
3) I HAVE NOTHING SPECIAL TO SAY AND I'M SAYING IT LIKE THIS posts
4) I HAVE POOR COMMUNICATION SKILLS, HERE'S MY ATTEMPT AT A SIGNAL posts
5) I AM ON DRUGS posts
6) ROGER'S INFERNAL COJONES arguments - Make sure to include ONLY shit-flinging and heel-digging, and don't you dare let me catch you taking a break from the screeching.
7) I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT I SAY posts
8 ) (GROUP) IS (HIVEMIND/CLOSEMINDED/MEAN/WORKING FOR ILLUMINATI), (PERSON) IS (DICTATOR CONTROLLING EVERYONE/A RATHER MEAN PERSON/LASER APOCALYPSE E.T.) posts
9) DISMISSIVE AND INSULTING JOKE posts
10) etc, etc, etc.

We generally do not welcome:
- Posts that are straightforward and clear to most speakers of the respective language
- Reasonable arguments or thought processes
- Admitting you're wrong, questioning your beliefs and other symptoms of humility
- All posts following this one. [Just Kidding! We are all Star Children of the Universe-God✼✼]
Title: Re: VIP (Very Inane Pinealists) thread
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 13, 2012, 02:50:58 AM
This is only applicable going forward, right? Because if it was applied retroactively, a full third of the website would be consolidated in this one thread.
Title: Re: VIP (Very Inane Pinealists) thread
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2012, 02:51:45 AM
Quote from: Cainad on November 13, 2012, 02:50:58 AM
This is only applicable going forward, right? Because if it was applied retroactively, a full third of the website would be consolidated in this one thread.

THAT DOES IT!
I'M SECEDING!
Title: Re: VIP (Very Inane Pinealists) thread
Post by: Epimetheus on November 13, 2012, 02:52:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2012, 02:51:45 AM
Quote from: Cainad on November 13, 2012, 02:50:58 AM
This is only applicable going forward, right? Because if it was applied retroactively, a full third of the website would be consolidated in this one thread.

THAT DOES IT!
I'M SECEDING!


Submit your petition and acquire the necessary signatures for our consideration of this proposal, Citizen.
Title: Re: VIP (Very Inane Pinealists) thread
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 13, 2012, 03:04:02 AM
FINALLY, A THREAD FOR ME! YOU ASSHOLES STAY OUT OF HERE, THIS IS MY THREAD NOW.
Title: Re: VIP (Very Inane Pinealists) thread
Post by: AFK on November 13, 2012, 03:06:27 AM
pine scented whiffle bats
Title: Re: VIP (Very Inane Pinealists) thread
Post by: Phox on November 13, 2012, 05:29:36 AM
Clearly, this post is directed solely at ECH. I mean, everyone else who ever used this forum is a rational human being. ECH, on the other hand, is ECH.
Title: Re: VIP (Very Inane Pinealists) thread
Post by: Telarus on November 13, 2012, 08:29:49 AM
while the mome-raths turn...
Title: Re: VIP (Very Inane Pinealists) thread
Post by: Epimetheus on November 13, 2012, 09:31:18 AM
you guys aren't taking this thread where I wanted you to take i
tno one think your atemps to be clever are funny or cute try to contribute next tme
Title: Re: VIP (Very Inane Pinealists) thread
Post by: AFK on November 13, 2012, 11:00:08 AM
I did it MY WAY!!!!
Title: Re: VIP (Very Inane Pinealists) thread
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 13, 2012, 11:04:12 AM
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Title: Re: VIP (Very Inane Pinealists) thread
Post by: Lenin McCarthy on November 13, 2012, 12:23:32 PM
the cluttered minds
of a thousand retarded magical penguins
swatting flies
in the shadow of stardom

follow me, snowpig
into the satanic waterfalls of yesteryear's ponytails
and scribble smutty poetry on the walls
like grasshoppers

incessant humming
nairobi palaver
snot parkour
oh sonic pastrami!

i, demigod in neanderthal land
sorcerer in unmagicstan
cosmic, conscious, breathing being
in a yellow caravan
Title: Re: VIP (Very Inane Pinealists) thread
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Title: Re: VIP (Very Inane Pinealists) thread
Post by: Cain on November 13, 2012, 01:46:53 PM
Q. Where do the Very Important Pinealists post then?

A. There are no very important pinealists.
Title: Re: VIP (Very Inane Pinealists) thread
Post by: Epimetheus on November 13, 2012, 09:45:44 PM
Quote from: McCarthyesque Leninist on November 13, 2012, 12:23:32 PM
the cluttered minds
of a thousand retarded magical penguins
swatting flies
in the shadow of stardom

follow me, snowpig
into the satanic waterfalls of yesteryear's ponytails
and scribble smutty poetry on the walls
like grasshoppers

incessant humming
nairobi palaver
snot parkour
oh sonic pastrami!

i, demigod in neanderthal land
sorcerer in unmagicstan
cosmic, conscious, breathing being
in a yellow caravan

Festing Breathiful, Lenun! zazan zazan
Title: Re: VIP (Very Inane Pinealists) thread
Post by: Epimetheus on November 14, 2012, 02:56:29 AM
<--- Look guys four stars fuck you
Title: Re: VIP (Very Inane Pinealists) thread
Post by: Epimetheus on November 14, 2012, 02:57:53 AM
I think i'm just going to live in here for a while the pile of newspaper and straw draw is great for my back i also like how the fungi grow in each corner as if it were Intelligently Designed