Notifying the Pope that he's a Pope

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I know Joe already Poped the Pope on bookface, but I don't think the pontiff has been formally notified yet. We should write a letter.

[Dubya]

So going to do this on behalf of the members of the Cornfed Cabal. And include a Pope card.

The papal mailing address for other interested parties according to the us embassy:

His Holiness, Pope Francis
Apostolic Palace
00120 Vatican City

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

So going to do this on behalf of the members of the Cornfed Cabal. And include a Pope card.

The papal mailing address for other interested parties according to the us embassy:

His Holiness, Pope Francis
Apostolic Palace
00120 Vatican City

Post draft here?

[Dubya]

From the desk of Reverend Dubya
High Mixer of Kool Aid
Cornfed Cabal of the Greater Iowan Empire

To His Holiness, Pope Francis

Your Holiness,

Goddess has grabbed me by the short hairs this morning and bid me do her will.

To wit, she wishes to let you know that before you were invested with the office of the pontiff, you were already a pope.

In proof and illustration of this fact, I present you with this Holy Pope Card. [See insert A]

Popehood works a little differently in Discordia's eyes, but I'm certain that if you diligently study the included materials [See insert B] you'll have it down in no time.

Good luck, sir.

Sincerely,

Reverend Dubya, HMKA

Insert A - Pope Card (1) Double Sided
Insert B - Highlights from the PD, BIP (yet to compile, because it's my day off and I want to be a lazy ass)

Thoughts?

[LMNO]

Translate it into Spanish or Latin.

[Cain]

Ut Summus Pontifex Franciscum

Amplitudinis Tuae Pietatem,

Dea pilis brevibus , confregit me et iube me mane voluntatem.

Scilicet velle sciatis antequam exires gerens officium pontificis vos iam om.

In hujus rei testimonium et exemplum hoc in hoc sancto pontifice Card. [ See insert A ]

Paulo aliter agit Discordia Popehood in oculis , sed certe , si diligenter advertunt materia continetur [Vide insert B] sis eam nullo tempore .

Fortuna , domine .

sincere proferendi atque ,

[The Wizard Joseph]

I know Joe already Poped the Pope on bookface, but I don't think the pontiff has been formally notified yet. We should write a letter.

Do you mean me? I remember deleting a post about this that had a meth pipe diagram as a pic, but that's all.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I know Joe already Poped the Pope on bookface, but I don't think the pontiff has been formally notified yet. We should write a letter.

Do you mean me? I remember deleting a post about this that had a meth pipe diagram as a pic, but that's all.

Oh, I thought that was a thing you posted. Sorry, my brain is worthless sometimes. Anyway, Popeing the Pope is kinda lulzy to me.

[Dubya]

Ut Summus Pontifex Franciscum

Amplitudinis Tuae Pietatem,

Dea pilis brevibus , confregit me et iube me mane voluntatem.

Scilicet velle sciatis antequam exires gerens officium pontificis vos iam om.

In hujus rei testimonium et exemplum hoc in hoc sancto pontifice Card. [ See insert A ]

Paulo aliter agit Discordia Popehood in oculis , sed certe , si diligenter advertunt materia continetur [Vide insert B] sis eam nullo tempore .

Fortuna , domine .

sincere proferendi atque ,

This is way more impressive than it has any right to be.

With your permission, Cain, Im gonna get some fine paper and my calligraphy set and do it up right. How do you want it credited?

[Don Coyote]

Ut Summus Pontifex Franciscum

Amplitudinis Tuae Pietatem,

Dea pilis brevibus , confregit me et iube me mane voluntatem.

Scilicet velle sciatis antequam exires gerens officium pontificis vos iam om.

In hujus rei testimonium et exemplum hoc in hoc sancto pontifice Card. [ See insert A ]

Paulo aliter agit Discordia Popehood in oculis , sed certe , si diligenter advertunt materia continetur [Vide insert B] sis eam nullo tempore .

Fortuna , domine .

sincere proferendi atque ,

[The Wizard Joseph]

I know Joe already Poped the Pope on bookface, but I don't think the pontiff has been formally notified yet. We should write a letter.

Do you mean me? I remember deleting a post about this that had a meth pipe diagram as a pic, but that's all.

Oh, I thought that was a thing you posted. Sorry, my brain is worthless sometimes. Anyway, Popeing the Pope is kinda lulzy to me.

It is. This one clearly deserves it! I only deleted the post because of the meth pipe diagram. Is all good. Gonna read this more thoroughly later.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Ut Summus Pontifex Franciscum

Amplitudinis Tuae Pietatem,

Dea pilis brevibus , confregit me et iube me mane voluntatem.

Scilicet velle sciatis antequam exires gerens officium pontificis vos iam om.

In hujus rei testimonium et exemplum hoc in hoc sancto pontifice Card. [ See insert A ]

Paulo aliter agit Discordia Popehood in oculis , sed certe , si diligenter advertunt materia continetur [Vide insert B] sis eam nullo tempore .

Fortuna , domine .

sincere proferendi atque ,

Also 

And

This is way more impressive than it has any right to be.

With your permission, Cain, Im gonna get some fine paper and my calligraphy set and do it up right. How do you want it credited?

I never expected this to get so hawt so fast! 

[Dubya]

Ut Summus Pontifex Franciscum

Amplitudinis Tuae Pietatem,

Dea pilis brevibus , confregit me et iube me mane voluntatem.

Scilicet velle sciatis antequam exires gerens officium pontificis vos iam om.

In hujus rei testimonium et exemplum hoc in hoc sancto pontifice Card. [ See insert A ]

Paulo aliter agit Discordia Popehood in oculis , sed certe , si diligenter advertunt materia continetur [Vide insert B] sis eam nullo tempore .

Fortuna , domine .

sincere proferendi atque ,

Also 

And

This is way more impressive than it has any right to be.

With your permission, Cain, Im gonna get some fine paper and my calligraphy set and do it up right. How do you want it credited?

I never expected this to get so hawt so fast! 

Wait til you see the marginalia.

[Cain]

Go right ahead.  The words are basically Dubya's anyway, minus the :

From the desk of Reverend Dubya
High Mixer of Kool Aid
Cornfed Cabal of the Greater Iowan Empire

And signature.

Also may want to double check it, as I'm not 100% on the translation, though it mostly checks out.

[Dubya]

Sweet