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Started by Triple Zero, June 13, 2011, 12:29:54 AM

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Suu

Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on June 15, 2010, 04:54:26 AM

I was. I WAS that girl. I was that crazy girl that guys talk about, the one that thinks she's in a relationship but in fact she's just being used as a toy and a free escort. I was the girl that let herself become obsessed over a guy that could, in the end, care very little. Fuck.


:kingmeh:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Freeky

It's my opinion that summer is a good time to learn things about oneself and then work on them, and work at working on them.  That's what I'm doing this summer.

Suu

I think you're right, which is why I started writing that tale again. The season just seems very cleansing. There's more opportunities to get out of the house (well, in New England, anyway, probably not so much in Tucson) and work on projects rather than sit inside and stew at the shit outside.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Nephew Twiddleton


Quote from: LMNO on July 1, 2011

Just shut up and play the damn song!


This was addressed to his bassist and guitarist on stage.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Suu

DF: Transformers!

Me: I heard it was Meh.

DF: Shut yo mouth!

Me: Just talkin' bout Shaft.

DF: Imax 3D!

Me: Why are you gloating?

DF: I'm just excited.

Me: Splendid.

DF: Have you seen Super 8 yet?

Me: Nope.

DF: You should, you'd really like it.

Me: After the paychecks come in I'll start playing movie catchup.

DF: Or you could flirt with a boy at the theatre and get in for free.

Me: Yeah no, they're all a bit young for me. ;) I just need a sugar daddy, you know, someone older and more mature to take care of me.

DF: ...

Me: Oh, I'm sorry, did I hit a nerve?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

ShoeEars

My friend: "Installing the Sims 3 and its expansions. Tonight... I become a god."
His friend: "Don't fail like me and have a sim that was an astronaut and he died cause a satellite fell on him..."
*Brohoof*  /)(\

‎"Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded.
And all the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand.
It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust."
-- Lawrence Krauss

Doktor Howl

Quote from: ShoeEars on July 04, 2011, 05:00:41 AM
My friend: "Installing the Sims 3 and its expansions. Tonight... I become a god."
His friend: "Don't fail like me and have a sim that was an astronaut and he died cause a satellite fell on him..."

TGG (my daughter) playing Sims.

Me:  "Why the hell do you play that when you have a real family?"

TGG:  "Because if I wall my real family up and leave them to die, I'll go to prison."
Molon Lube

Juana

"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 04, 2011, 05:02:08 AM
Quote from: ShoeEars on July 04, 2011, 05:00:41 AM
My friend: "Installing the Sims 3 and its expansions. Tonight... I become a god."
His friend: "Don't fail like me and have a sim that was an astronaut and he died cause a satellite fell on him..."

TGG (my daughter) playing Sims.

Me:  "Why the hell do you play that when you have a real family?"

TGG:  "Because if I wall my real family up and leave them to die, I'll go to prison."

OH WOW.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Luna

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 04, 2011, 05:02:08 AM
Quote from: ShoeEars on July 04, 2011, 05:00:41 AM
My friend: "Installing the Sims 3 and its expansions. Tonight... I become a god."
His friend: "Don't fail like me and have a sim that was an astronaut and he died cause a satellite fell on him..."

TGG (my daughter) playing Sims.

Me:  "Why the hell do you play that when you have a real family?"

TGG:  "Because if I wall my real family up and leave them to die, I'll go to prison."

Was it wrong that I created a whole flock of kids and drowned them in the swimming pool just so I could build a haunted house?   :aww:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Sita

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 04, 2011, 05:02:08 AM
Quote from: ShoeEars on July 04, 2011, 05:00:41 AM
My friend: "Installing the Sims 3 and its expansions. Tonight... I become a god."
His friend: "Don't fail like me and have a sim that was an astronaut and he died cause a satellite fell on him..."

TGG (my daughter) playing Sims.

Me:  "Why the hell do you play that when you have a real family?"

TGG:  "Because if I wall my real family up and leave them to die, I'll go to prison."
This is 95% of my Sims play, I will admit.
There's just something about being able to drown, wall up, or set on fire a bunch of virtual people when you are having an I Hate People day.
:ninja:
Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile, because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.

Suu

"The problem with quotes on the internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity." -- Abraham Lincoln
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

ShoeEars

Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 05, 2011, 02:50:43 PM
"The problem with quotes on the internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity." -- Abraham Lincoln
:lulz:
*Brohoof*  /)(\

‎"Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded.
And all the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand.
It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust."
-- Lawrence Krauss

Telarus

Quote from: ShoeEars on July 06, 2011, 08:32:02 AM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 05, 2011, 02:50:43 PM
"The problem with quotes on the internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity." -- Abraham Lincoln
:lulz:

:lulz:
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LMNO

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 02, 2011, 04:38:21 PM

Quote from: LMNO on July 1, 2011

Just shut up and play the damn song!


This was addressed to his bassist and guitarist on stage.

Apparently, sometimes we drink before going on stage.