Open Bar: Funnier Than White People Practicing Voodoo

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The Good Reverend Roger

#1245
July 21, 2014, 09:28:50 PM
James Garner died.   :cry:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#1246
July 21, 2014, 09:57:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 21, 2014, 09:28:50 PM
James Garner died.   :cry:

I saw that. :(

Rest easy, Maverick.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Salty

#1247
July 21, 2014, 10:05:09 PM
Coffee has once again grabbed a hold of me and won't let go, for this I am grateful.

I had given it up, again, for cleaner living. Screw that. What is life without the vibrating of your blood-vessels?
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1248
July 21, 2014, 10:16:05 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 21, 2014, 10:05:09 PM
Coffee has once again grabbed a hold of me and won't let go, for this I am grateful.

I had given it up, again, for cleaner living. Screw that. What is life without the vibrating of your blood-vessels?

Coffee IS clean living.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#1249
July 21, 2014, 10:32:31 PM
Wake is Thursday and Funeral is Friday. Full Catholic Service. *deep breath*

Rest easy, Gramma. Grampa Sal will be glad to see you after almost 40 years.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Salty

#1250
July 21, 2014, 10:43:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 21, 2014, 10:16:05 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 21, 2014, 10:05:09 PM
Coffee has once again grabbed a hold of me and won't let go, for this I am grateful.

I had given it up, again, for cleaner living. Screw that. What is life without the vibrating of your blood-vessels?

Coffee IS clean living.

Then why does it always make me feel like I'm getting away with something?
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Ben Shapiro

#1251
July 21, 2014, 11:01:48 PM
Damn Suu.
Alty you need to inject it into your balls.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1252
July 21, 2014, 11:35:25 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 21, 2014, 10:43:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 21, 2014, 10:16:05 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 21, 2014, 10:05:09 PM
Coffee has once again grabbed a hold of me and won't let go, for this I am grateful.

I had given it up, again, for cleaner living. Screw that. What is life without the vibrating of your blood-vessels?

Coffee IS clean living.

Then why does it always make me feel like I'm getting away with something?

Because your weird Inuit Gods HATE clean living.  Have you READ their mythology?  It's like the bondage/murder version of the Gilgamesh Cycle.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#1253
July 22, 2014, 01:09:28 AM
Quote from: The Suu on July 21, 2014, 10:32:31 PM
Wake is Thursday and Funeral is Friday. Full Catholic Service. *deep breath*

Rest easy, Gramma. Grampa Sal will be glad to see you after almost 40 years.

Oh crap. They did one of those for my grandmother. Sorry for your loss.

Suu

#1254
July 22, 2014, 02:40:08 AM
Also, the Cross Sound Ferry takes trailers. HOT DAMN. That's going to save us all the Connecticut and Throg's Neck.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#1255
July 22, 2014, 03:22:17 AM Last Edit: July 22, 2014, 03:24:41 AM by NoLeDeMiel
Quote from: The Suu on July 21, 2014, 10:32:31 PM
Wake is Thursday and Funeral is Friday. Full Catholic Service. *deep breath*

Rest easy, Gramma. Grampa Sal will be glad to see you after almost 40 years.

My sympathies. Will you be doing a rosary? Is that a thing outside of Latino Catholicism?
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

Suu

#1256
July 22, 2014, 04:06:07 AM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on July 22, 2014, 03:22:17 AM
Quote from: The Suu on July 21, 2014, 10:32:31 PM
Wake is Thursday and Funeral is Friday. Full Catholic Service. *deep breath*

Rest easy, Gramma. Grampa Sal will be glad to see you after almost 40 years.

My sympathies. Will you be doing a rosary? Is that a thing outside of Latino Catholicism?

It's all the Catholicism. Not a single one of my immediate family has taken communion or even gone to mass in about 15 years, so this could cause some controversy.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Reginald Ret

#1257
July 22, 2014, 06:08:29 AM
I stayed up all night on caffein and Robocraft, now i want to go to sleep but i have plans today.
It's preparation for my vacation and i won't put it off anymore!
Now if i can only keep my eyes open.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Chelagoras The Boulder

#1258
July 22, 2014, 06:37:37 AM
I'm sorry for your loss Suu.  :sad: I never really knew my grandparents as such, they lived in Mexico for pretty much my entire life. Try to remember all the precious memories you have of them
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

Chelagoras The Boulder

#1259
July 22, 2014, 06:41:57 AM
Somewhat annoyed at being nagged at for the third time in two weeks by my friend that i'm taking too long to give my turns in his Pathfinder campaign. Fuck me for not taking this GAME seriously enough.
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."
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