http://www.randomhouse.ca/hazlitt/feature/rock-solid-argument-against-number-five
QuoteI do not like the number five. I believe Five drives around in a red Mustang wearing mirrored sunglasses. Five lounges at lights with one arm out the window, slapping the side of the car to the beat of Van Halen's "Runnin' With the Devil." I'd like to wipe that look off Five's face. When running, Five bounds with an uneven gait, like a hare with a bum ankle. Five is prime, which I find obnoxious: why should a number refuse to divide by anything other than itself and one? Who does it think it is?
The whole article appears to be a plug for a book about personifying numbers, but it's an inspired (dare I say, Discordian) plug.
This is amazing forever
7 is the number 5 wishes it was
... nothing to say, just :mittens:
that looks suspiciously like the number eleven
ELEVEN.
That was neat! This Grapes of Math book sounds awesome. Just slip 'em the numeriliogy while they're in casual reading mode and vulnerable, yes. :lol:
Quote from: nonheroick on October 08, 2014, 12:14:22 AM
that looks suspiciously like the number eleven
+ - 11 히치하이커 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZa4yre0uEk)
hirley (CONFIRM?)
Bravo, I had to look at your username to realize that was not, in fact, a genuine hirley0 post.
JAJA Good bit I like very funny!
Good Pineal Gland stuff is there!