Back Hurt

[Doktor Howl]

Ach, that first post reads cocky and terse.

I'm going to sort that out, then subject myself to your so called 'adjustment'.

It only hurts your butt.

It's a Nigel's dick thing.  I can explain, but you'll only be unhappy.

[Sung Low]

Being more open seems to be working IRL. Should probably take that approach here as well.



Just until I get brain fucking Working properly of course. Less drinking, more thinking. Once I'm thinking clearly, fuckit... I like myself, and

YOU WILL TREMBLE AT THE UNHOLY MAJESTY OF MY BODYMOVES!

I am lithe and nimble. Subtle, nuanced and deft. Their definitions do not stick. 

[Doktor Howl]

Being more open seems to be working IRL. Should probably take that approach here as well.



Just until I get brain fucking Working properly of course. Less drinking, more thinking. Once I'm thinking clearly, fuckit... I like myself, and

YOU WILL TREMBLE AT THE UNHOLY MAJESTY OF MY BODYMOVES!

I am lithe and nimble. Subtle, nuanced and deft. Their definitions do not stick.

It won't help.  You've breathed the air; the change is irreversible.

And now you are the proud recipient of one of Nigel's infinite dicks.

[Sung Low]

I've got my own dicks, thank you very much 

[Doktor Howl]

I've got my own dicks, thank you very much 

Well, now you have another one.

That's what butthurt is, by the way.  It's why everyone is butthurt all the time.

They have Nigel's dick up their ass.  She's a menace.

[Doktor Howl]

I remember when I first met Nigel.  It was back in 2006, and I was busy hollering at an old member named "Requia".  Suddenly, I felt like I was being raped by Ferdinand the Bull.  I did not like it, no sir, I did not.

She whispered to me "Would you, could you, in a boat?"  I felt like two vises were clamped onto my shoulders from behind.

I don't remember much after that, but I do know that I had to change religions.  And get a new butthole.

[Sung Low]

Well, I'm only butthurt to extent that I still seem to think that other people should work out my problems for me, for fuck sake.

No blame is apportioned.

[Doktor Howl]

Well, I'm only butthurt to extent that I still seem to think that other people should work out my problems for me, for fuck sake.

No blame is apportioned.

Of course blame is apportioned.  And that blame is in your butt.

You think YOU have it bad?  You should see what happened to Iason.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I remember when I first met Nigel.  It was back in 2006, and I was busy hollering at an old member named "Requia".  Suddenly, I felt like I was being raped by Ferdinand the Bull.  I did not like it, no sir, I did not.

She whispered to me "Would you, could you, in a boat?"  I felt like two vises were clamped onto my shoulders from behind.

I don't remember much after that, but I do know that I had to change religions.  And get a new butthole.

[Doktor Howl]

I remember when I first met Nigel.  It was back in 2006, and I was busy hollering at an old member named "Requia".  Suddenly, I felt like I was being raped by Ferdinand the Bull.  I did not like it, no sir, I did not.

She whispered to me "Would you, could you, in a boat?"  I felt like two vises were clamped onto my shoulders from behind.

I don't remember much after that, but I do know that I had to change religions.  And get a new butthole.

SEE?  SHE'S STILL CHORTLING!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's funny to watch you people jump like that when I say hi.

[Sung Low]

I think I understand.

[Doktor Howl]

I think I understand.

You don't actually have a choice.  Understanding it is sort of intuitive.

[Sung Low]

I LIKE it

[Doktor Howl]

I LIKE it

We all do.

We just don't have to admit it.