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What do you REALLY believe?

Started by Cramulus, October 21, 2008, 03:23:51 PM

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Which of the following best describes what you Actually Believe about the Deity?

I worship some variation of the Christian / Jewish / Muslim God
Buddhist / Taoist / Eastern somethingorother
Agnostic -  I couldn't possibly know
Atheist - I believe in no gods
I believe in Eris as an entity but do not follow other Gods
I believe Eris is one of many Gods
I prefer not to define myself
I don't give a fuck about all that stuff
Something else not on this list
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Placid Dingo

#1020
March 07, 2011, 05:06:40 AM
For the record I'd like to point out that Crams a filthy communist, Rat's a Nazi, Tggr would rather get his balls violated than be blown up by sand nags, ECH is a really real discordian, Faust is a Poptart alt and I saw Canis with the devil.
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

Don Coyote

#1021
March 07, 2011, 05:08:22 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on March 07, 2011, 05:06:40 AM
I saw Canis with the devil.
Impossible.

Phox

#1022
March 07, 2011, 05:42:53 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on March 07, 2011, 05:06:40 AM
For the record I'd like to point out that Crams a filthy communist, Rat's a Nazi, Tggr would rather get his balls violated than be blown up by sand nags, ECH is a really real discordian, Faust is a Poptart alt and I saw Canis with the devil.
Yeah, when were Coyote and I in the same room?

*GrumpButt*

#1023
March 07, 2011, 05:45:34 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 07, 2011, 05:42:53 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on March 07, 2011, 05:06:40 AM
For the record I'd like to point out that Crams a filthy communist, Rat's a Nazi, Tggr would rather get his balls violated than be blown up by sand nags, ECH is a really real discordian, Faust is a Poptart alt and I saw Canis with the devil.
Yeah, when were Coyote and I in the same room?

I was there I saw it.... I was hiding in the closet.......
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Telarus

#1024
March 07, 2011, 05:47:23 AM
 :fap:
Telarus, KSC,
.__.  Keeper of the Contradictory Cephalopod, Zenarchist Swordsman,
(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

Phox

#1025
March 07, 2011, 05:48:49 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on March 07, 2011, 05:45:34 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 07, 2011, 05:42:53 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on March 07, 2011, 05:06:40 AM
For the record I'd like to point out that Crams a filthy communist, Rat's a Nazi, Tggr would rather get his balls violated than be blown up by sand nags, ECH is a really real discordian, Faust is a Poptart alt and I saw Canis with the devil.
Yeah, when were Coyote and I in the same room?

I was there I saw it.... I was hiding in the closet.......
:oops:


It.. uh.. it's not what it looks like... I was using a stunt double... uh... it...  I... RAGE!  :crankey:

*GrumpButt*

#1026
March 07, 2011, 05:52:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 07, 2011, 05:48:49 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on March 07, 2011, 05:45:34 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 07, 2011, 05:42:53 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on March 07, 2011, 05:06:40 AM
For the record I'd like to point out that Crams a filthy communist, Rat's a Nazi, Tggr would rather get his balls violated than be blown up by sand nags, ECH is a really real discordian, Faust is a Poptart alt and I saw Canis with the devil.
Yeah, when were Coyote and I in the same room?

I was there I saw it.... I was hiding in the closet.......


:oops:


It.. uh.. it's not what it looks like... I was using a stunt double... uh... it...  I... RAGE!  :crankey:

I am still curious what all the bottles and spiral candles were for.....
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Don Coyote

#1027
March 07, 2011, 05:52:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 07, 2011, 05:48:49 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on March 07, 2011, 05:45:34 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 07, 2011, 05:42:53 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on March 07, 2011, 05:06:40 AM
For the record I'd like to point out that Crams a filthy communist, Rat's a Nazi, Tggr would rather get his balls violated than be blown up by sand nags, ECH is a really real discordian, Faust is a Poptart alt and I saw Canis with the devil.
Yeah, when were Coyote and I in the same room?

I was there I saw it.... I was hiding in the closet.......
:oops:


It.. uh.. it's not what it looks like... I was using a stunt double... uh... it...  I... RAGE!  :crankey:
Don't lie.

It was her and me AND her stunt double.

Phox

#1028
March 07, 2011, 05:58:29 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on March 07, 2011, 05:52:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 07, 2011, 05:48:49 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on March 07, 2011, 05:45:34 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 07, 2011, 05:42:53 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on March 07, 2011, 05:06:40 AM
For the record I'd like to point out that Crams a filthy communist, Rat's a Nazi, Tggr would rather get his balls violated than be blown up by sand nags, ECH is a really real discordian, Faust is a Poptart alt and I saw Canis with the devil.
Yeah, when were Coyote and I in the same room?

I was there I saw it.... I was hiding in the closet.......
:oops:


It.. uh.. it's not what it looks like... I was using a stunt double... uh... it...  I... RAGE!  :crankey:
Don't lie.

It was her and me AND her stunt double.
Quiet you.  :crankey:

*GrumpButt*

#1029
March 07, 2011, 06:00:58 AM
 :fap: :fap: :fap:
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Eater of Clowns

#1030
March 07, 2011, 06:20:25 AM
50% of posts being bitching would be a fucking GODSEND compared to this 169% STUPID FUCKING FLIRTATION.


uuuuuuuuugh
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Don Coyote

#1031
March 07, 2011, 06:21:16 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 07, 2011, 06:20:25 AM
50% of posts being bitching would be a fucking GODSEND compared to this 169% STUPID FUCKING FLIRTATION.


uuuuuuuuugh

Mission accomplished.

Phox

#1032
March 07, 2011, 06:23:27 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on March 07, 2011, 06:21:16 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 07, 2011, 06:20:25 AM
50% of posts being bitching would be a fucking GODSEND compared to this 169% STUPID FUCKING FLIRTATION.


uuuuuuuuugh

Mission accomplished.

Indeed.

Captain Utopia

#1033
March 07, 2011, 06:26:10 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 07, 2011, 06:20:25 AM
50% of posts being bitching would be a fucking GODSEND compared to this 169% STUPID FUCKING FLIRTATION.


uuuuuuuuugh

Too much fluffing, not enough content.

Eater of Clowns

#1034
March 07, 2011, 06:31:53 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on March 07, 2011, 06:21:16 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 07, 2011, 06:20:25 AM
50% of posts being bitching would be a fucking GODSEND compared to this 169% STUPID FUCKING FLIRTATION.


uuuuuuuuugh

Mission accomplished.

:kingmeh:
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.
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