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Started by LMNO, September 04, 2007, 01:24:42 PM

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Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Payne

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Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 24, 2007, 07:37:23 PM
RAPED BY FOOD
Ghost-written for Raped By Food

I thought I had integrity
I thought that no meant no
Then food got the best of me
I don't know where to go

Young and sexy, super slim
I always passed on fries
Watched my diet, just drank skim
And kept my slender size

I used to wear a twenty-six
Kept my virginal lips shut
Then came those fiendish tricks
To turn me to a slut

Attack of pie and cake and sweets
The food forced itself on me
Unheeding of my cries, those treats
Now I'm a giant thirty three!

RAPED BY FOOD
OH NO OH NO
I used to have a will to live
RAPED BY FOOD
OH NO OH NO
But my protests were for naught!
RAPED BY FOOD
OH NO OH NO
I was penetrated all the same
RAPED BY FOOD
OH NO OH NO
I thought I was safe
In my own home
RAPED BY FOOD
OH NO OH NO
Turns out the kitchen isn't sane!
RAPED BY FOOD
OH NO OH NO
It turned on me my friend
RAPED BY FOOD
OH NO OH NO
When will the madness end?!

And now I feel so dirty
Violated and unclean
Whatever will become of me?
I cannot close my jeans!

RAPED BY FOOD
OH NO OH NO
RAPED BY FOOD
OH NO OH NO
RAPED BY FOOD
OH NO OH NO

Buying dinner--it's the new date rape!

'Cause Trip 0 can't hear anything.

LMNO

Thanks for finding that link.

Although it's true, I think I mumbled some of those lines.

But whaddaya want for one take with no rehearsals?

AFK

I saw a lot of people being raped by food over the weekend.  Everytime I saw someone stuffing their face with greasy fat, this song kept going through my head.  I would've taped some of them for a video but then I would've had to answer too many questions from my wife and family. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Darth Cupcake

I cannot wait to listen to this when I get home! :D

I am going to go out on a limb and say you are probably my hero. But I'll get back to on that once I've listened.
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Mangrove

Where's Silly?

I'm sure he could easily get hours of footage of people eating completely ridiculous, fattening foods. He lives in Scotland (home of deep-fried everything) after all.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Darth Cupcake

I have listened.

It warmed the frigid ice block that is my heart. Ever so slightly.

Freakin' awesome!
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

LMNO

Well, now your resume can say, "lyricist for internationally-released music single."

That is, as long as one of you Scottish bastards downloads it....

AFK

Actually, I think Trip0 already has so I'd say you're set. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Darth Cupcake

Sweet!

That'll be just the thing to make those fancy pance schools in Boston want to hire me and/or accept me into their graduate programs!
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Payne

Quote from: LMNO on September 05, 2007, 02:46:53 PM
Well, now your resume can say, "lyricist for internationally-released music single."

That is, as long as one of you Scottish bastards downloads it....

And I already noted over on POEE that I am passing it on to many folks over here.

Triple Zero

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cramulus

I kept forgetting to listen to this, that with being at work and all. But I finally downloaded this track and
FUCK YEAH

that rooooooooocked!

Mittens. BIG ONES.