The Haiku Game

[Donkeyotay]

stinky, smelly poop
is not good for eating with
out any mayo

Next Topic: why Bella should move to Chicago

[Horab Fibslager]

fuck chicago
calgary has mountains
i need a druninkin buddy

next: eric is a nub.

[Rupert Giles]

eric is a nub
a false statement it is
horab is drunk now

Next Haiku:  Black Mage and White Mage getting it on

[Horab Fibslager]

stfu nuib.

[Retreating Mushroom]

Black Mage is Smelly
White Mage just can't stand the dude
Black Mage will be sad

Next topic:  pepper-flavored chips in limbo

[agent compassion]

I set my chips down
in the place between Heaven
and Hell...mmm, spicy!

Next:  lather, rinse, repeat.

[Malaul]

lather rinse repeat
over and over and over
same shit, diffrent day


next topic = salt in your eye

[kmandibles]

ahh mister sparkle
please cleanse me with your frothing
bubble my soul clean

-mK

[kmandibles]

Karma Manager
You can manage my karma
All night long (and day)

-mK

[Malaul]

how will our riffy
responde to this sweet hiku
has he found true love?

next topic =  

Mawwage is tha forss that bwings us togewer today
and wuv
twhoooooooo wuv....

[agent compassion]

Mawwage ith a dweam
Within a dweam, it ith what
Bwingth uth together...

Next topic: The worst ringtone in the world

[LMNO]

lather rinse repeat
over and over and over
same shit, diffrent day


next topic = salt in your eye

What did mother say?
"Always put salt in your eye."
Kids in the Hall rock.


Up next: Peaches. And sodomy.

[B23.77]

Peaches are peachy
Like a goat shaft is peachy
Peaches and cream, yeah?

Next topic: Eric versus Horab

[Malaul]

this one should be fun
I wonder what I should say
this is a tough one....



eric vs horab
for real this time...

[agent compassion]

(I don't even know who these guys are)

Eric and Horab
Poked each other in the eyes
And then they both cried.

Eric drew Horab
To him in a soft embrace
And then bit his face.

Horab held Eric
Bared his fangs in Eric's vein
Drinking in his pain.