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And actually, fuck if I care if GS and EOT suck each other off in the parking lot, but if GS could stop starting shit for no apparent reason EVERY FUCKING TIME EOT posts, that would be PEACHY. Also maybe if GS could stay the fuck out of threads I start for a while, I'll do the same for him, and we can pretend each other don't exist for a week or two until I'm not pissed anymore.

wut?

You got in a fight with EOT.

Obviously, you must be hounded and punished.

Actually, TGRR, I'm fucking annoyed with GS because he can't just get in a fight with EOT, he has to drag his fucking snarky little dipshit comments into every fucking thread EOT posts in, and it's neither funny nor clever, plus it's old as fuck. So I'm giving him a little taste of what it's like to have baseless, off-topic, assumptive stupidity surface in every fucking thread he starts.

Now.

I let EOT make his own way and get the fuck flamed out of him for a few weeks, and that was fine. But he IS my friend, and has been for several years, and now that's out in the open I have no reason not to get publicly fucking bitchy with an asshole who is busy crapping up every fucking thread with his overinflated ego just because he thinks he finally found another scrote lower in the unspoken pecking order than he is. It's not like he's the only one whose ever done that... there always seems to be one guy, usually relatively new enough to the board himself that his e-testicles just descended, who takes a dislike to some noob or another and just follows them from thread to thread sniping at them for no particular reason. This month, that guy is GS. There are other people who have laid the hate down on EOT and I'm not fucking with them... ask yourself why that is.

Let's look at a brief history of people on this board whom I have defended. We've got Yatto, FP, Alty, and JohNyx. Maybe you hate them all, but they've stuck around and contributed. Maybe if GS stops trying to elongate his penis for ten fucking minutes, EOT will stick around and contribute too, communication barrier and everything.

DAMN!

I can't stand when people single out the anthropologists and the philosophers!

WATCH OUT PHLEBOTOMISTS!

YOU'RE NEXT!

Phlebotomy doesn't require a college degree, so phlebotomists are less likely to be insufferable pricks who think they know everything. Based on how extraordinarily anthropologists managed to fuck up almost everything they ever wrote about my tribes, I don't really trust them to get anything right... but the best part is, they still think they know.

Getting them accidentally killed is pretty much still a national pastime in San Carlos. Luckily, it's such a shitty piece of desert that's not hard to accomplish.

you said you thought I was an archaeologist in response to Suu's previous post, thought I'd clarify. I've actually done extensive research in the area of worldwide violence and aggression (about two years worth), So when EOT comes in with the "you don't know what you're talking about" schtick, in reality I actually do.

So you've studied human behavior. You know about human behavior. That doesn't actually make you a WWII scholar, you know. Or maybe you don't, since not actually being an expert in something, like, say, grammar, has never stopped you running your fool mouth in the past.

The only thing I hate more than anthropologists are fucking philosophers. Aside from my personal blind hatred, nobody gives a flying fuck about your degree.

"Of which I have my degree in"  

LOL

my current occupation is in archaeology, one of the subfields of anthropology, of which I have my degree in.

...and?

Thanks for understanding, Alty.

000, the reason I criticized it so harshly was because the very premise of the essay was the personality of an actual person, and if the basic assumptions about that person are incorrect, the premise is shot; the essay has no legs.

I broke a kids jaw in middle school to get my point across once. I'm sure it'll work for you too.


...He's dead now. I had nothing to do with it though.

Of course.  *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

No really, he got drunk off his gourd during summer vacation between 11th and 12th grade and fell off a decommissioned bridge that spans Tampa Bay. When they found his bloated body tangled in mangroves 3 days later with a BAC of 10%, they called it a tragedy.


...Let me recap.

Asshole got his jaw broke in 3 places by my fucking heel in 7th grade for taking my purse.
Asshole rips one of my friends' stuffed animals that she got for her b-day in half in 11th grade, I follow him around campus until he runs like a bitch away from me.
Asshole, at the age of 17, drinks enough to bring his blood alcohol content to fucking 10% and then decides to walk across a bridge that was barricaded off while it was being fixed and falls through a hole into the channel of Tampa Bay at night.
His death was a "tragedy".

 

No really, I laughed. I laughed so fucking hard my parents made me go to my room.

It sounds like his existence was a tragedy to begin with.

Apocalypse. 

General Stuart, what is your problem with gay people? Your posts are always full of homophobic subtext.

ummmm....wow......

EOT, about all the bad things i've said about you on here...i uhhhh.....

yeah, justified.

O.M.G.

          Yes, GS, I can think for myself.

NONONO

          No, GS, I don't buy the 'boogeyman' bullshit like you do. Our government concealed Japan's request for a cease fire, SOLEY to test the bomb, while we firedropped the shit out of civilian cities like Dresden. Do you just watch the history channel for all your info (again, your mastery of lock-step) or do you ever walk out on your own to research things. Oh My God, a world leader had ANY, AT ALL insight into what was going on? Yes, GS, I can look back on historical facts and make informed decisions ON MY OWN. I can also make similar comments on shit like THE MOVE & WACO, because I studied them and I'm not swayed by fear mongers/ empty heads like yourself. Go excavate a dig and crawl under it.

Right, General Stuart IS a really real anthropologist with a really real degree, what's your credentials? Because I'm curious to know.

I've seen the degree diploma. I've seen his textbooks, I've seen papers and articles that he's written. He's done considerable amount of research on firearms and weapons of mass destruction and the effect of weaponry on human behavior and has documentation to PROVE it. I'm sure after he's done laughing himself to sleep tonight he'll be happy to come online tomorrow and share some of his knowledge with you.  So be careful with what you assume.

Also, you're sounding like the fool I got into an argument with on another forum who claimed that the works of Fomenko were truth and that all other history textbooks were just fabricated lies by the Catholic Church. I hope you're not that asshole.

I thought GS was an archaeologist? Anyway, I'm not sure what that has to do with the formation of a nation-state that was created as a tool for political manipulation.

Although I realize that the invocation of the magic word "Hitler" automatically makes absolutely anyone a Jew-hating anti-semite, regardless of context or historical reference, there is really no reasonable way to deny that Israel has been an absolute fucking disaster.

And, clearly, ever even slightly suggesting that the sheer scale of horror of German treatment of Jews (among others) during WWII fails to justify the continuing horrors perpetrated by other nations, including the US, is the rock-solid earmark of a Nazi sympathizer.

Wait, I think TGRR even made that point. Yet neither you nor Stewy have jumped on his shit and accused him of being a neo-Nazi Holocaust denier. Miss "3 largest religions".

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No, not very large yet.

Um... congratulations?

I suggest we crosspost this horrible thing everywhere possible and see if we an make it go viral. Mr. Delzer has clearly earned some amount of fame.

This is mine:

I really don't know where to begin. This book injured my sensibilities to the extent that it actually caused physical pain. From the stilted descriptions to the clumsy conjunctions to an overabundance of adjectives that would make Tom Robbins recoil, the author's writing skills are such that they make Dan Brown look like the Samuel Clemens of suspense by comparison. Here, my friends, is a passage from the beginning of the book, and I am not even making this up:

"On his dead sickly pale looking horse, with parts of insides and a skeleton face showing, rides lord Graven who firmly grasps the old black leather straps that have been sewn into the flaps of flesh that over time have peeled back and has been exposed to the elements of speed and the rushing of wind."

This is only the beginning. It gets worse from there... much, much worse. The staggering overuse of passive voice alone would make even a New York Times editor seize up. I am praying, right now, that the author is twelve. This would be sheer genius, coming from a twelve year old who has not yet had the opportunity to learn the most fundamental elements of creative writing. I am also praying that this twelve-year-old goes on to take some college English courses and maybe a writing class or two.

Although the premise of the book was - maybe - kind of promising, I must confess that the wretched prose so bruised my literary aesthetic that I was unable to finish it. I have no doubt that at some point I will, if only for the humor potential. This brings me to why I gave it two stars. Do you remember "My Immortal"? Widely deemed the worst fanfiction, and possibly the worst novel of any kind ever written? Well, for the sheer painful amusement this book has brought me, I had to give it something, as it will live on in my memory forever alongside My Immortal.