Cain on Icke

[P3nT4gR4m]

Is anything not a conspiracy according to Icke?

No, and anyone who would even appear to consider such a possibility is obviously in on it 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

LOL, WUT?  That is the strangest non sequitur I've ever seen.  Does he ever explain what lighthouses have to do with ancient Hebrew slaughterhouses or does he just let that sentence sit there?

Yeah, he does explain.  Lighthouses got paid by looting wrecked ships.

But but but... lighthouses exist to prevent shipwrecks. Does he explain the contradiction?

[CynicalCichilid]

But but but... lighthouses exist to prevent shipwrecks. Does he explain the contradiction?

Like every other contradiction in his ramblings, of course not.

I tried to read The Children Of The Matrix for laughs and had the same experience as Xooxe. It bored the living daylights out of me.

The book he wrote about his journey of accidental enlightenment in Brazil (or wherever it was) took the biscuit though. It was a real page-turner until the 'lightning & rain just for him moment' where he felt God enter him. That part became uncomfortable to read because it was obvious that the phenomena he was experiencing was the onset of full-blown mania.

[Bu🤠ns]

HILLARIOUS THREAD!!!

excellent bumpin.

[Cain]

But but but... lighthouses exist to prevent shipwrecks. Does he explain the contradiction?

Like every other contradiction in his ramblings, of course not.

I tried to read The Children Of The Matrix for laughs and had the same experience as Xooxe. It bored the living daylights out of me.

The book he wrote about his journey of accidental enlightenment in Brazil (or wherever it was) took the biscuit though. It was a real page-turner until the 'lightning & rain just for him moment' where he felt God enter him. That part became uncomfortable to read because it was obvious that the phenomena he was experiencing was the onset of full-blown mania.

Interestingly, there is probably no difference between mania and religious experience except in terms of lasting effect and the meaning given to the event.  I did study religious experiences for a while, in philosophy and the similarity between certain visions and, say, what happened to Phillip K Dick as described in VALIS only seems to be that the former had filters which allowed them to interpret their experiences via a socially acceptable religion. 

But but but... lighthouses exist to prevent shipwrecks. Does he explain the contradiction?

Yes.  The people who actually operated and manned the lighthouses profited more from not saving the ships.  Just in the same way the people who operate and run the INTERDIMENSIONAL REPTILIAN ANCIENT CONSPIRACY profit more from sacraficing the human population via wars and disease than looking after them.

Or something.

[Xooxe]

Somewhere out there, there has to be a reptilian conspiracy theorist, foaming at the mouth about mantis brain parasites from the sixth dimension.

Yes, I bet Icke is one of them.

[Cain]

FACT: Praying Mantis looking aliens are, apparently, commonly sighted by people who believe they have undergone alien abduction. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The title of this thread ALWAYS makes me think of really uncomfortable porn.

[Cramulus]

WOMP CABAL TO THE RESCUE

[Cainad (dec.)]

Whew, now that we've got THAT out of our system...

[Cramulus]

DAVID ICKE WAS RIGHT!



THE SONG:

http://www.davidicke.com/content/view/18446/83/

[Xooxe]

Somewhere out there, there has to be a reptilian conspiracy theorist, foaming at the mouth about mantis brain parasites from the sixth dimension.

Yes, I bet Icke is one of them.

Most "serious" reptiod theorists, believe that Mr. Icke has in fact been taken over by the reptiods (or in some cases Project Monarch) and is being used as a mouthpiece by the NWO to herald the onset of the One World Religion.

I worded it badly but I was imagining an ACTUAL reptilian agent sat somewhere shitting himself about brain mantis conspiracies.

[Cramulus]

BUMP


because I saw a guest reading this thread
and then I was like, "I should use the wrath of ms paint to depict rule 34 on the thread subject"

and then luckily I already did

WOMP CABAL TO THE RESCUE

[Xooxe]

The moon is actually a space station that has hacked into our brains and is beaming a false reality straight into our heads.

http://davidickebooks.co.uk/index.php?act=viewProd&productId=246

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

But but but... lighthouses exist to prevent shipwrecks. Does he explain the contradiction?

Like every other contradiction in his ramblings, of course not.

I tried to read The Children Of The Matrix for laughs and had the same experience as Xooxe. It bored the living daylights out of me.

The book he wrote about his journey of accidental enlightenment in Brazil (or wherever it was) took the biscuit though. It was a real page-turner until the 'lightning & rain just for him moment' where he felt God enter him. That part became uncomfortable to read because it was obvious that the phenomena he was experiencing was the onset of full-blown mania.

Interestingly, there is probably no difference between mania and religious experience except in terms of lasting effect and the meaning given to the event.  I did study religious experiences for a while, in philosophy and the similarity between certain visions and, say, what happened to Phillip K Dick as described in VALIS only seems to be that the former had filters which allowed them to interpret their experiences via a socially acceptable religion. 

Funny thing is Phil was quite fond of conspiracy theories as well. One of his favorite theories was that our reality was some sort of reincarnation of ancient Rome and that Richard Nixon was actually Nero. Of course one of the primary differences is that Phil didnt latch onto his theories as truth and start parading them them around and that Phil was quite unsure of his ideas and frequently dropped or changed theories.

It does make you wonder, Ive heard theories that perhaps all religious leaders experienced the exact same phenomenon(What exactly that phenomenon is subject to debate). This phenomenon is indescribable in its true form so the person in question uses whatever spiritual vocabulary is available to him to try and understand what happened. Jesus knew of the prophecy of the Messiah so he said that was who he was. Phillip K Dick was a science fiction writer, so he described the experience as something pertaining to science fiction(VALIS).

Perhaps Icke experienced this once in a lifetime mysterious theoretic phenomenon but is too much of an idiot to relay it in an intelligent manner so instead he rambles on about reptiles... or perhaps hes just a mild Bi-Polar. The world may never know.

/paranoia