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You know Paesior, I didn't like you at first. But you've redeemed yourself like 1600x over. People like you make me almost believe there could be hope for noobs yet. Almost.

Aw thanks Suu, and in response to your kindness...

I'm saving all these Clinton WOMPs to release on the web once she loses.

I am currently planning something involving a lot of Clinton.

Does it also involve ninjas and large crowds?

On that note, I'm planning a choreographed ninja battle in the center of town.
Ninja's will come down from the rooftops, battle it out in a spectacular fashion, and then vanish.

If it ever happens videos will be posted, most likely from jail.

i'm just programmed to be outlandish

I think I'm in love

Is it like this?   

You see the face I'm making with my words?

Heahahahah
Is that funny enough?

they like me mom, they really like me
no they're laughing see?

what the fuck are you doing?

Mental Breakdown ITT

<IasonOuabache> Actual job: glorified Taste Tester
<Mourning_Star> taste tester?
<Mourning_Star> srsly?
<IasonOuabache> yep.  I work for Coke.

[...and then all hell broke loose.]

The lights dimmed and people hurriedly picked up their belongings ready to leave.
The aisles were full of people rushing to get out of the theatre.
But the doors were still barred.
The stage lights flickered back to life.
The audience slowly, fearfully made their way back to their seats.
With the previous acts in mind they watched anxiously as a new band of performers made their way on stage.
...and then all hell broke loose.

Until recently the honest book of truth was a blog at hxxp://grazingchaos.org
But it's gone now, so your going to have to fucking think for yourself.

POST NUMBER 23!!! ZOMG23PINEALFNORD!!!
Also, good work on the story.

It was a dark an stormy night...
Paesior was busy preparing dinner when all of a sudden his phone rang.

He looked up from the meal he was preparing.

The phone rang again.

He walked over to the phone, picked it up and placed it to his ear.

The phone rang again...

He pressed the "answer call" button.

"Hello?" He said.

The voice on the other end replied "Hello is this Jeff?"

"No" stated Paesior, "This is Paesior"

"Jeff, Jeff? It's Eris here, can you hear me?" said the voice, somewhat frantically.

"No, I'm afraid you have the wrong number" said Paesior.

"I have the wrong number? I called you looking for Jeff, and seeing as you are not him, it would seem that it is YUO who have the wrong number" The line went dead.

Upon hearing this, Paesior was enlightened.

"Now what?" he asked.

Also,

BUMP

Huzzah!
The epic battle between Hunter and Navkat...
Over 9000 hours MS Paint etc etc...

Ka-Post!

I know what you're up to Lecherous, you're making your argument unbelievably ridiculous in an attempt to replace me as the Pd.com clown.
Well it's not going to work.

Don't you have innocents to slaughter?

 :pileofmittens: