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Messages - Elder Iptuous

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Apple Talk / Re: Things go boom
« on: May 01, 2013, 06:58:59 pm »
You guys are really treating Daily Caller like it might have anything of value to add to the discussion?
nah.  just a funny picture.

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Apple Talk / Re: Things go boom
« on: May 01, 2013, 06:58:01 pm »
yeah. OK doesn't require plates in the front, while TX does.  rarely do the cops give a shit about it around here if you don't though. probably a pita if they were expected to verify every car that doesn't have a plate on the front is not from TX by letting them pass and observing the back...
hell, they don't even have the front plates on when they sell them at the dealership.

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Apple Talk / Re: Things go boom
« on: May 01, 2013, 06:48:23 pm »
hahaha..
so, the two they just arrested drove around in a car with a license plate reading 'TERRORISTA #1'.

That's not a real license plate.  :?
yeah.  it looks like one of those vanity plates that you buy at AutoZone or something. maybe they sell blank ones with stick on letters?

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Can we get back to discussing why this clown is masturbating to architecture?
sexy butresses?

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Apple Talk / Re: Things go boom
« on: May 01, 2013, 06:09:08 pm »
hahaha..
so, the two they just arrested drove around in a car with a license plate reading 'TERRORISTA #1'.

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Apple Talk / Re: Huh.
« on: May 01, 2013, 05:31:31 pm »
my neighbors house went down the side of the hill at an incredible speed earlier this year.
i was intimidated by how fast his house was, and so i moved this past weekend.  (and i'm sore as all get-out!)

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i'm still sticking with troll.

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*Editor's note: This dad wishes to remain anonymous, so we've published this piece under a pen name.
anonymous author?
i call troll.

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Apple Talk / Re: ITT - OFFICIAL VOTING FOR NEW MEXICO
« on: April 24, 2013, 04:07:26 pm »
is that Wayne Douglas Barlowe?

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Or Kill Me / Re: When Occam's Razor is held by the blade...
« on: April 24, 2013, 02:32:38 pm »
bravo, man!
excellent piece.

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Apple Talk / Re: Snail Fucking
« on: April 23, 2013, 09:58:21 pm »
of course this could simply be a two birds/one stone thing!
we could enjoy the yuks of PUAs sticking snail barbs in their cocks while also helping to rid FL of an invasive species.

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Apple Talk / Re: Snail Fucking
« on: April 23, 2013, 09:55:44 pm »
it is my understanding that they have got a foothold in FL. in flagrant violation of our laws on mollusk immigration.

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Apple Talk / Re: Snail Fucking
« on: April 23, 2013, 09:42:46 pm »
hm... that's a shame, because the idea of some PUA explaining to the emergency room receptionist why he has a snail dart stuck in his dick is really golden.

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Apple Talk / Re: Snail Fucking
« on: April 23, 2013, 06:51:54 pm »
by MOJO, you mean their genitals, i'm hoping.
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"The hormones coating the gypsobelum, or 'love dart' of the common Helix Pomatia has been proven an effective erectile enhancement in human subjects when pierced into the shaft of the penis.  The effect lasts for approximately four hours and adds a girth greater than that of pharmaceutical ED medications."
-some impressive sounding journal

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Suu, you're beautiful.

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