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Started by Cramulus, January 22, 2010, 02:42:20 AM

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East Coast Hustle

So you guys all thought I was out here in Maine putting my chef skills on display for the world, but now I can reveal what I've REALLY been doing out here and that is...





LEARNING THE WAYS OF PUG-FU!
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Weird.  In those pictures, you sort of look like this guy:


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on June 17, 2014, 11:16:15 PM
So you guys all thought I was out here in Maine putting my chef skills on display for the world, but now I can reveal what I've REALLY been doing out here and that is...





LEARNING THE WAYS OF PUG-FU!

THAT SHIRT. IS AMAZING.
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Suu

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ECH = Chucktonite!

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Not actually a meat product.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

ECH done lost a pile of weight.   :eek:
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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I wish my beard could do that...
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Very well then I contradict myself,
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Waffleman is one fine-looking hunk of Viking.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Suu

There's a lot of America happening in this picture.



Oldest commissioned ship in service in the entire world named by Washington, wearing a dress made in a factory NYC in the 1950s, complete with AFL-CIO union label inside guaranteeing an American union-made product, an American designer handbag (Betsey Johnson) which was probably made overseas as a result of American companies de-unionizing factories and outsourcing, and a third generation American that exists as the result of English Loyalists during the Revolution, Irish refugees from the Potato Famine, and an illegal Sicilian immigrant that snuck in during the 1920s.

I think the union dress and pedigree alone is enough to have the Tea Party deport me for actually touching the Constitution.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

EK WAFFLR

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Reginald Ret

Quote from: Allfader Waffles on June 22, 2014, 01:20:50 PM

PUNK AS FUCK!

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