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Re: Who wants to play a game? II (Or: The Revenge of Humor Me, I'm Bored)

Started by Cuddlefish, February 18, 2012, 06:54:06 PM

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Cuddlefish

Cuddlefish has an AMAZING COOK BOOK! It can make all sorts of weird-ass shit out of random ingredients! Here's the problem: all the pages have faded, and it's up to you guys to try and re-fill them with crazy recipes!

Here's how you do it:
1) Post a list of items, it can be long or short.
2) I'll tell you if your list of items is a recipe from the AMAZING COOK BOOK.
3) If it IS: you'll be awarded points. You'll get 1 point from recipes that make green things. You'll get 3 points for blue things, and you'll get 5 points for red things.
4) If it IS NOT: You will lose 1 point (you CAN have negative points!).
5) Once the book is filled (23 recipes) points will be tallied, and a new MASTER CHEF will be declared!
5a) You can only make one guess per post (highlight or bold your list so I can separate it from the rest of your post). And you cannot make another guess until at least two other people (not counting my posts) have made guesses. (posting out of turn will cost you 3 points.)

Here's some recipes that I can still make out:

Chaos + Frankfurters + No bun  + Orbital Mind Lazors + Who's Driving Car +
Demented Pterodactyls
= Green Fnord

Pills + Chi + Eggs + The Cool Kids = Blue Pie

Cotton + Flour + Vanilla + Kellog's Cornflakes + Butter Knife = Red Cake

SCORE-BOARD:

Cainad: -5
Queen Gojira: -3
Coyote: -1
Perineal Sponge: -2
Freeky: -1
Demo-Squid: -1
TGRR: -1
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Cainad (dec.)


Cuddlefish

Quote from: Cainad on February 18, 2012, 07:18:28 PM
Cumin + Postmodernist wankery + aspartame + asps + asparagus = ???

All that makes is a big mess. You know you're gonna have to clean all that up, right?

No point loss, because you had the balls to post first.

A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: Cuddlefish on February 18, 2012, 07:23:20 PM
Quote from: Cainad on February 18, 2012, 07:18:28 PM
Cumin + Postmodernist wankery + aspartame + asps + asparagus = ???

All that makes is a big mess. You know you're gonna have to clean all that up, right?

No point loss, because you had the balls to post first.

:sadbanana: and :banana:


ok ok ok I got it this time


Whole wheat flour + kosher salt + quadratic equations + FIVE TONS OF FLAX + that awkward moment when you remember something really funny and you're sitting there with a big doofy grin on your face and people are wondering what the hell you're smiling about and you don't know how to explain = ???

Cuddlefish

Quote from: Cainad on February 18, 2012, 07:32:22 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on February 18, 2012, 07:23:20 PM
Quote from: Cainad on February 18, 2012, 07:18:28 PM
Cumin + Postmodernist wankery + aspartame + asps + asparagus = ???

All that makes is a big mess. You know you're gonna have to clean all that up, right?

No point loss, because you had the balls to post first.

:sadbanana: and :banana:


ok ok ok I got it this time


Whole wheat flour + kosher salt + quadratic equations + FIVE TONS OF FLAX + that awkward moment when you remember something really funny and you're sitting there with a big doofy grin on your face and people are wondering what the hell you're smiling about and you don't know how to explain = ???

-1 point for making a big mess

-3 points for guessing out of turn. READ THE RULES! (you can post whenever you want, but you can only make guesses after two other players made guesses, if it wasn't clear)
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Cainad (dec.)

well OBVIOUSLY I'm doing the Discordian thing and trying to get as negative a score as possible. Nyark nyark nyark!


Cainad,
didn't read the rules :sad:

Cuddlefish

Quote from: Cainad on February 18, 2012, 07:37:25 PM
well OBVIOUSLY I'm doing the Discordian thing and trying to get as negative a score as possible. Nyark nyark nyark!


Cainad,
didn't read the rules :sad:

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Q. G. Pennyworth

Squid Ink + Five Dollars in Loose Change + Buckwheat Flour + Homesickness = ???

Don Coyote


Epimetheus

Chaos + Frankfurters + No bun  + Orbital Mind Lazors + Who's Driving Car = ?
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Dimocritus

Quote from: Queen_Gogira on February 18, 2012, 11:25:58 PM
Squid Ink + Five Dollars in Loose Change + Buckwheat Flour + Homesickness = ???

CLEAN UP IN AISLE FIVE!!!

Minus 1 point.
HOUSE OF GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Dimocritus

HOUSE OF GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Cuddlefish

Quote from: Perineal Sponge on February 18, 2012, 11:56:21 PM
Chaos + Frankfurters + No bun  + Orbital Mind Lazors + Who's Driving Car = ?

Nothing but a puff of smoke.

Sorry about posting with a different account, was on a different comp.

Also, will edit current score into OP.

Oh, yeah, and -1 point for you.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Cuddlefish

OK NEW RULE:
If you spend 1 point, I will post a Green Recipe

For 2 points, I will post a Blue Recipe

and for 3 points, I will post a Red Recipe

Recipe's I post count towards the 23 pages! Including those in the OP!
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Q. G. Pennyworth

Order + Why Don't you Take a Seat + Roundhouse Kick + Salt = ???