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Started by hunter s.durden, March 21, 2009, 05:01:37 PM

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P3nT4gR4m

This thread fucking delivers!

I might have time to jump in tomorrow. Not sure if I should pick a side or try and find a way to piss off both :evil:

On second thoughts, fuck it I've chosen:

Hunter - You win. Internets are yours for a whole month.

Hoopla - you just aren't getting the joke.

Lys - Take a look at yourself and you'll see constructive criticism wrapped up in a housebrick

Everybody else - I HAVE a HUGE FUCKING PENIS - WORSHIP ME :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Lyris_Nymphetamine

Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 23, 2009, 09:43:35 PM
Alright, it's official. The gauntlet has been laid down. I know where Hoopla lives. If anyone here wants to give me a ride, you will get the exclusive rights to seeing the all time most amazing ass beating of a lifetime live and in person.

if there's no buttsecks to be seen im not sure i'm interested.

*still awaiting tits*

wade

p3nt4
prove it.

I know hoops definitely will not mind.  

Seeing as you're a dude, and not Suu...

REALLY real discordians

i wouldnt hurt a fly
:thumb: :kojak:

wade

Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 23, 2009, 11:04:26 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 23, 2009, 09:43:35 PM
Alright, it's official. The gauntlet has been laid down. I know where Hoopla lives. If anyone here wants to give me a ride, you will get the exclusive rights to seeing the all time most amazing ass beating of a lifetime live and in person.

if there's no buttsecks to be seen im not sure i'm interested.

*still awaiting tits*

uh... that's why I said I'd take him there once he gets to the border....

;)
REALLY real discordians

i wouldnt hurt a fly
:thumb: :kojak:

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: wade on March 23, 2009, 11:04:36 PM
p3nt4
prove it.

I know hoops definitely will not mind.  

Seeing as you're a dude, and not Suu...



MY COCK IS SO BIG IT DOESN'T FIT ON CAMERA :ECH:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

wade

well, it doesn't have to fit all the way in...

cough*thatswhatshesaid*cough*
REALLY real discordians

i wouldnt hurt a fly
:thumb: :kojak:

Lyris_Nymphetamine

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 23, 2009, 11:07:23 PM
Quote from: wade on March 23, 2009, 11:04:36 PM
p3nt4
prove it.

I know hoops definitely will not mind.  

Seeing as you're a dude, and not Suu...



MY COCK IS SO BIG IT DOESN'T FIT ON CAMERA :ECH:

My girl-cock is so big it'll be the first thing aliens try to make communication with.

P3nT4gR4m

NSFW

a PICTURE OF MY WANG TAKEN WHILST SUNBATHING NEKKIT, BY GOOGLE EARTH

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

wade

REALLY real discordians

i wouldnt hurt a fly
:thumb: :kojak:


Kai

Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 23, 2009, 09:39:19 PM
Quote from: Kai on March 23, 2009, 09:32:35 PM
These arguing threads are shitty because I don't enjoy seeing my friends hate on each other over stupid bullshit.
I thought you didn't like me anymore either. Shouldn't this be a good thing? Maybe I'll get chased away with an artful reply.

I don't like you. You're not one of the friends I'm talking about.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Iason Ouabache

WTF happened to this thread?  And why isn't anyone paying attention to MEEEEE!!!!!?????
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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wade

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on March 23, 2009, 11:22:17 PM
WTF happened to this thread?  And why isn't anyone paying attention to MEEEEE!!!!!?????
YOU READ MY MIND.
REALLY real discordians

i wouldnt hurt a fly
:thumb: :kojak:

hunter s.durden

Quote from: Kai on March 23, 2009, 11:19:48 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 23, 2009, 09:39:19 PM
Quote from: Kai on March 23, 2009, 09:32:35 PM
These arguing threads are shitty because I don't enjoy seeing my friends hate on each other over stupid bullshit.
I thought you didn't like me anymore either. Shouldn't this be a good thing? Maybe I'll get chased away with an artful reply.

I don't like you. You're not one of the friends I'm talking about.

Well who else is fighting in here? Which of you friends are hating all over each other? I think I missed something.
This space for rent.

Lyris_Nymphetamine