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I don't know i'm just an idiot.

That was all you needed to write.

Thanks princess.

if you make a child grow in a woman's belly, make arrangements

failure to nurture a seed that you plant will result in negative repercussions for yourself personally


it is prolly best to approach the situation as a team

respect the woman

do what you can to provide a fertile environment that will allow everybody involved to thrive

I perfer a team of women, but women aren't always team players.

In Japan:


The majority of the women are career driven.

They're having kids when they reach their 30's, or not at all.

As a result, there aren't enough people to take care of their elderly.

The poulation scale is tipped. More elderly than there are children.

What's wrong with this picture, I don't know i'm just an idiot.

Now hold on.

I just read your last 60 posts.

In it I found:

- A story about telling a Jesuit to fuck off.  No one gave you shit about that.

- A story about semen, in which you didn't fully explain your thoughts.  Because of that, it started some questioning, which you got defensive about.

- A proposal about the BIP which was debated.

- A theory about hunter/gatherer vs Agrarian social culture stemming from food taboos, which almost everyone disagreed with.

- A bunch of pretty lame faux-motivational pics, which everyone responded to in kind.


So, exactly what are you complaining about?  We were civil, until you fucked yourself.

Who's complaining?

Lama, what the hell was that all about?

I think it's pretty digusting how people get treated here just because they want to engage in civil conversation via the internet.

Then you guys get upset when of your buddies get shitted on, and you band together like bunch of internet pansies asses.

Cry me a river, Mr "I'm bored with being cordial with you guys".

You shit all over everyone you came into contact with, and now you're upset because everyone banded together to take a crap on you.

Boo hoo hoo!   

But this has all happened before, hasn't it, "Lamanite"?

Whaaaaaa look at the cry baby calling everyone else cry-babies.

I think you have your facts mixed up buddy. I didn't say anything disrespectful to anyone until someone started in the name calling.

But your right:

I new I'd see the Pansy ass Brigade sooner or later.

Lama, what the hell was that all about?

I think it's pretty digusting how people get treated here just because they want to engage in civil conversation via the internet.

Then you guys get upset when of your buddies get shitted on, and you band together like bunch of internet pansies asses.

This is me fire breathing at a house party. Yes, that is real fire.  That is not an illusion or photoshop manipulating. Hot shit, you might say?

Yes and no.

I bring you this image because a number of those who shall not be named think they are the greatest thing since sliced bread, the hot shit, the uber true Discordian.  (Ich bilde tote ein "uber true Discordian".)

At the house party, yes. They never seen anyone breathe or eat fire live (and live).

At some of the theatre and fetish events I have gone to, I'm not yet on the radar for being considered for being invited to breathe fire because there are those who are far greater than I in this particular skill.  In different areas, I may be the one who is the cream of the crop, but I must remember always there may be one who is greater than I. 

I'm cool with that.  I know my place.  I know my destination.  I know life is a journey.  I have other skills for the shows, the most important being enjoying the show.

My advice to those who shall not be named is as follows:

In your Mister Rogers^tm Neighborhood, you may be the best of the best, the most creative, coolest kid on the block.  Here, on this caberet-esque stage, you're just an audience member until you prove otherwise.  Tip those on stage, but don't get on stage until you are ready for this stage.  You don't know where the weak floor boards or trap doors are until you have been here for a while.  The only way you can prove otherwise is by repeatedly demonstrating on small levels that we can trust and enjoy you on larger ones.

Your post count will not help you.  Your connections on other boards will not persuade me to alter my opinion of you on this board.  Only by your deeds are you judged worthy of being accepted into the fold as a friend or worthy of being abused until I am smiling again (and you will enjoy the abuse.)

Yes, we're interested in the Principia Discordia, but not so much as to go "ZOMG 23!" every time we see that damned number. 

To breathe fire you must start with breathing water in the same manner.  It's safer and won't kill you.

In similar manner, play conservatively at first.  Convince us you use both hemispheres of your brain by being coherent about the Chao you see.  No one will be enlightened by you saying "MU" or speaking in duckspeak.  Then show us your true creative potential.  If you are not going to listen to any other piece of advice, at least put some effort into your posts.  Make them at least look like you took time to think, reflect, research or create.

I did not start fire breathing over one night.  It's been about a year since I started learning fire in general.  I have been burned by fire breathing, but not in ways that you might expect.  You see, when the fuel gets on you and stays on you for an extended period, it irritates the skin.  Swallow too much and you get pneumonia or the runs.  I have been lucky that I have not had that which shall not be mention happen.

You will get burned on these forums. It's par for the course. Anything worth doing comes at a cost to someone.

I,Äôll say right now that I,Äôm having some trouble correlating my thoughts into anything compelling, so I bring my ideas here unfinished.  What I,Äôm thinking about is the way we all seem to more or less live our beliefs and do so in a way that is intelligent and seemingly heroic compared to the normative way of people,Äôs self-conduct.  It,Äôs principle and extremism, it,Äôs ego and slack, it,Äôs bravery, it,Äôs putting your beliefs into actions, but it seems somehow more than all of that and boiling it all down into a more compelling arrangement is proving difficult.

We stand up and shout our guts up, bringing the thunder no matter what people want to hear.  We know our minds and we are not easily fooled.  I,Äôm willing to sacrifice some cool points by even mentioning it, in order to figure out what it all is.

It,Äôs like title of honor, being an asshat-yeti-mutant.  Anyone worthy of the title is immensely proud to be called so, yet aware that it is not a status that maintains itself- it is based upon performance.  New boot versus old guard constantly, because it,Äôs about who,Äôs best.  It,Äôs not peaceful, because the entire attitude cannot exist tranquilly.  It,Äôs about Mastery, Perception, Bravery, and Respect. 

What am I talking about?

Faith.

If you don't read, what methods are you using to learn?

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I read:

Internet pages
Cereal Boxes
Porno Books
Comic Books
Instruction Manuals
The News Paper
Signs

I don't like to read:

Novels
Text Books
Peoples Worldy Opinions on Bullshit

I learn with:

Listening Skills
Experimenting
Observation
Common Sense
Spidey-Sense

No I think it's filthy because it stinks and get's sticky

I was combatting LHX's comment that was giving more credit than semens worth giving  in regards to "power":

its funny how the most nutrient-dense and life-giving substance is generally seen as the most disgusting

its like its too powerful



also - most people are terrified of their own shit

like there is a difference between when it was inside them and when they dropped it in the can

Sometimes I don't completely flesh things out. I just have a different understanding than you, and in no way am I purposley trying to imply that i'm smarter or a know it all. Perhaps i'm just assuming to much at this point.

And now look people want to argue with me, that's fucking savage.

arguing is savage?

considering the basis of the argument, I wouldn't say that it's being civil.

Fuck civility.
It's for pussies.
Like you, you fucking crybaby.

I can't believe there is someone out there more bored at the moment than I am.

I feel like I just joined the special olympic team. I'm right where I need to be.

Yeah I know it's completley retarded. This whole thread is designed from part of my retardism, which is why I made it. What's even more retarded is how I made a statement and the shit hit the fan.

That's because you didn't make the entire satement, and because it lacked panache.


If you had just come out & said it, and made some witty observation, none of this would have happened.

Or, you could have gone with the "flinging fetus' from fingers" joke, and ran with it.

Oh shit, this is getting deep now.........


For the sake of argument I was trying to establish why I felt semen was a filthy substance.

But when the name calling started in the argument became pointless.

We can analyze pussy from every angle but ultimately when you turn it sideways it smiles back at you the same way.

And now look people want to argue with me, that's fucking savage.

arguing is savage?

considering the basis of the argument, I wouldn't say that it's being civil.

You mean to say this is all about "refuting" the power to fling babies from one's fingetips?






You know that's completely retarded, right?








Now, as far as your theory goes, then yes, the energy the baby gets to grow comes from the woman.  The fact that babies are alien parasites that feed off the host is fairly common knowledge.

Yeah I know it's completley retarded. This whole thread is designed from part of my retardism, which is why I made it. What's even more retarded is how I made a statement and the shit hit the fan.

I just don't repond well to name calling, plus I didn't call you savage, but your actions: they're savage.

Now you want to get into how a baby is made:

A sperm unites with an egg and a baby is made. We all know this is how it happens.

But that actual life force and power that creates the baby relies within the woman.

Energy if you will.

So what I was trying to refute was: The power to fling babies from your finger tips.

I have a different philosphy on it,  the power is with the woman.

Are you happy? Now go fuck yourself.