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#2
Aneristic Illusions / ATTN: BRITSPAGS!
February 01, 2010, 05:12:10 AM
Im watching the 10-12-09 Question Time episode with Salma Yaqoob on it, and man, she is kicking ass.  What is going on with this woman, is she in elected office or heading to it?  Whats the general opinion of her over there, is she for real?
#3
He was 91.  Maybe you already knew that.  I dont know what else to say, other than I felt like making a post about it.  It seemed like something that should be announced.
#4
Techmology and Scientism / VICE Cern Doc
January 23, 2010, 11:44:10 AM
Just found a pretty awesome documentary on CERN.  Wanted to share it with all interested parties.

http://www.vbs.tv/watch/motherboard/black-holes-and-big-bangs
#5
Techmology and Scientism / Magniwork generator
December 26, 2009, 07:29:25 PM
So, I dont know if anyone has heard of the zero-point energy generator or whatever its called.  Its some magnetic generator that is "SUPPOSED" (big quotes) to generate more energy than it needs to run itself, providing free energy or whatever.  Anyway, its called Magniwork, and I have the pdf, its right here...

   http://rapidshare.de/files/48898391/lycotree.pdf.html

Someone mentioned that they were an engineer somewhere, I tried to find the post so I could just emai the link, but then I thought there are probably more people who may be interested.  I would just like someone with some knowledge of electrical systems to give it a look and tell me if its bullshit.  Sounds like bullshit, but, you never know, I guess...
#6
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / A christmas story
December 26, 2009, 06:44:25 PM
So, my phone died on christmas eve, and I didnt plug it in until noon christmas day.  The first thing I did was listen to my msgs.  There were (of course) the usual merry x-mas msgs from the usual motley assortment of 'people' I call friends(I say that in the nicest way possible), and I found a msg from my dad.  Now, my dad and I dont really get along too well.  I love the guy, but he's an asshole.  He's kind of a badass, though.  Hes a self-made man, many times over, since hes had a few wives(and divorces), and he lost a business or two, but he always came out of any problem relatively unscathed and quickly went about putting his life back together.  I respect that in him.  Now he's 75, and he has just moved out of his second wife's home for the second time(looong story, but a fucked up one which I wont get into here).  Btw, I went to High School with his second wife, she's 2 years older than me...  Thats kind of weird, but cool at the same time.  So, I offered to pick him up, and we drove to my house where my GF was making our annual Christmas brunch that we have with her siblings.  So we ate, and had a good time.  My GFs grandpa had given me a 300 dollar of some Australian wine from 1999.  He use to be head of security at Gallo in Oakdale, Ca, so, he gets all kinds of free wine ALL year long, and I was able to share the bottle with my pops.

Then my GF left and I smoked a joint in front of my dad for the first time, and even offered him some, but he said no.

Fucking a.  Merry Christmas everyone, I got to smoke a joint in front of my dad for THE FIRST TIME!!  Best christmas ever!!
#7
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Hardcover
December 24, 2009, 06:18:52 PM
Ok, so Im GOING to buy it.   I found some copies for around 250.  If anyone on here has extra copies I am offering to buy 1, maybe more.  I wanted to make this offer before I give some random bookstore a bunch of money.  I know its the holidays, so someone on here may need some money, and maybe someone has a copy or two lying around somewhere.  If you are interested in selling, hit me up.  I will give you a fair price, comparable to what can be found on the net or whatever.  If not, no worries mang...  Ill buy it online.  I can do this in the next couple days if it is a matter of urgency or anything.  Yeah, so, just wanted to put that out there...
#8
Fucking Awesome...


Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents


CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. (WTVC-TV) - A 4-year-old boy, beer in hand, is accused of stealing Christmas presents from his neighbors. It's a strange story, but also a sad one.

April Wright is 21 years old and is going through a divorce with her husband who is in jail.  She says she is not sure how her 4-year-old managed to get out of the house, open a beer, and steal the neighbors presents from under their tree.  Now she's just glad he's okay and says she won't let it happen again.

The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood.  In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer. The police report says the child had to be taken to the hospital to be treated for alcohol consumption.

April Wright said, "Biggest concern was him being out there, getting kidnapped, getting run over, the alcohol, having to have his stomach pumped."

Wright says she woke up that night at 1:45 am and panicked when she found Hayden was gone.  She says she put safety devices on all the doors so her kids couldn't get out, but Hayden was able to break the safety device off the doorknob and get outside.

Once out, Wright says her four year old followed his father's footsteps and was found on Blue Spruce Road, drinking.

"He runs away trying to find his father," she said. "He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that's where his daddy is."

The Hamilton County Sheriff's Office report says Hayden rang the doorbell a few houses down and the neighbor answered, finding the child holding a partially consumeed 12-ounce beer.

Wright said, "He got it out of my father's cooler in the back and how he got it open I don't understand because it was one of those tab beers."

But it doesn't stop there. The report said Hayden then snuck into a neighbor's house through an unlocked front door, and stole five wrapped Christmas gifts.  One was a girl's brown dress which Hayden was wearing when police found him.

"Going to the neighbor's house and taking their presents, very embarrassing," said April.

She admits she was not just embarrassed, but scared, and rushed to the hospital that night with Hayden. She said she tries to be a good mother and loves her son, but now feels like a failure.

"Kids do things like this and it's out of your control, you can do the best you can as a mother, everyone makes mistakes, it was an honest mistake," she said.

Wright did meet with child protective services today who told her she will get to keep custody of Hayden.
#9
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / RATS!!!
December 23, 2009, 08:41:04 PM
Ok, so, I live in a sort of suburban/rural area(I asked a buddy how he would describe the place to someone not from here, and he said 'a bedroom community for rednecks'), and they've been building A LOT of houses on the surrounding farm land.  I'm pretty close to the edge of town, and, I've noticed that there aren't many cats in the neighborhood.  Its pretty ghetto, so, LOTS of dogs.  But not many cats.  Which, leads us to my problem.  Rats.

Big fuckers.  They crawl across power lines from roof to roof in this neighborhood, and they've taken a liking to my roof.  I can hear them in the big trees around my house at night squeaking.  Pretty fucking gross.  They've managed to get inside my house twice, once under the sink in the bathroom(plugged that hole since), and once through an air hole in the laundry room.  So, now Ive set traps.  3 by the water heater, that is opposite the wall that has the vent to the laundry room, so there is an enticing hole into the house beset with traps, and then some more in the attic and basement.  It worked really well for a couple weeks.  They stayed away, and now they're back, and they are avoiding the traps(except I catch a little one every now and then).

I am now running out of ideas.  My home is a rental, but it is still MY home.  I really dont care if they stay outside, but when they are living in my attic and getting in the house, they have invaded my space.

So, I need some help.  Any experiences any of you have had that work, please share them with me.  Ive thought about letting a snake loose on my property, but that sounds like an expensive plan that can go wrong in SO many ways, as cool as it would be.  And poison wont work because I have 2 little dogs, and I cant put them in danger.  They are little shits and will eat anything.

So, any ideas?
#12
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / RAW MEDIA SHOW(??)
December 17, 2009, 07:13:47 AM
poop
#13
Discordian Recipes / 50th post
December 14, 2009, 11:39:45 PM
I was going to post some stupid bullshit about my theory on dynamism in art and physics and how the idea of saying more with less in art mirrors the dynamism shown in physics when you get into smaller and smaller particles, but instead of being an asshole, I decided to share my amazing sammich recipe.  Its no dessert recipe, but it is tasty, and usually your local coffee house will have a similar enough sandwich that this one can be substituted fairly easily (mine has some kind of chicken california club special something or other that works quite well...  Hold the chicken, sub mayo for cream cheese, etc).  Here goes:

Bread - lightly toasted (I usually go for Potato or Foccacia, but anything will do)
Cream Cheese (on both pieces of bread)
Cucumbers
Cooked-but-Cold Bacon (a couple strips usually work)
Lots of Sprouts (or lettuce if sprouts are out of season)
Avocado
Salt and Pepper

And thats pretty much it.  Very tasty, the bacon and cucumbers make it crisp and refreshing, and the sprouts are pretty much filler.  The cream cheese and avocado mix together well, too.  You can throw some swiss on there if you want, but that might start making it too mushy.  Tomatoes do the same thing as the swiss, unless thinly sliced.  Anyway, enjoy...


(BTW:pixie o'fubar, this was the sammich recipe I was going to give you but you still havent told me if your sammich personality test/experiment will work in reverse)
#18
poop