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Bill of Rights for the Real World

Started by tyrannosaurus vex, October 24, 2012, 08:11:21 AM

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Doktor Howl

You have the right to turn your parents in for using drugs, kids.  They'll get the help they need.  You will then have the right to be sodomized mercilessly in foster care.
Molon Lube

Junkenstein

You have the right to ignore scientific, empirical evidence which may threaten your self image.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

LMNO

You have the right to ignore the inconvenient.

Ben Shapiro

You have a right to spend millions of dollars to stop the spending of thousands of dollars in "entitlements".

Junkenstein

You have the right to take a militant all or nothing position on complex, nuanced issues.

You have the right to insist that your opinion is the correct opinion

You have the right to be completely ignored. By people you want to interact with, at least.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

tyrannosaurus vex

FUTURE DEFENDENT (HEREAFTER REFERRED TO AS 'YOU') HAS THE RIGHT TO [[REDACTED]] IN ALL CIRCUMSTANCES WHERE SUBSECTION (B) OF THIS DOCUMENT (CLASSIFIED) DOES NOT APPLY. FAILURE TO EXERCISE THIS RIGHT WITHIN [[REDACTED]] HOURS OF ARREST OR DETAINMENT CONSTITUTES VOLUNTARY WAIVER OF ALL ASSOCIATED PRIVILEGES. THIS PROVISION IS NOT SUBJECT TO THE JURISDICTION OF ANY COURT, AND TRUMPS EXISTING STATE AND FEDERAL LAW (INCLUDING THE CONSTITUTION) WHERE INCOMPATIBLE WITH SAID LAW.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Junkenstein

Quote from: V3X on July 01, 2013, 08:50:19 PM
FUTURE DEFENDENT CRIMINAL(HEREAFTER REFERRED TO AS 'YOU') HAS THE RIGHT TO [[REDACTED]] IN ALL CIRCUMSTANCES WHERE SUBSECTION (B) OF THIS DOCUMENT (CLASSIFIED) DOES NOT APPLY. FAILURE TO EXERCISE THIS RIGHT WITHIN [[REDACTED]] HOURS OF ARREST OR DETAINMENT CONSTITUTES VOLUNTARY WAIVER OF ALL ASSOCIATED PRIVILEGES. THIS PROVISION IS NOT SUBJECT TO THE JURISDICTION OF ANY COURT, AND TRUMPS EXISTING STATE AND FEDERAL LAW (INCLUDING THE CONSTITUTION[REDACTED]) WHERE INCOMPATIBLE WITH SAID LAW.

Fixed.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Junkenstein

You have the right to confess what you did. We already know anyway.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Junkenstein

You have the right to pick a country and insist life is better there.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.