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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by Payne, July 24, 2007, 03:56:28 PM

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Von Melee

#2835
January 19, 2010, 02:01:03 PM

the last yatto

#2836
January 24, 2010, 12:49:56 AM
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

President Television

#2837
January 24, 2010, 02:05:52 AM
Quote from: Von Melee on January 19, 2010, 02:01:03 PM


I like how the guy's surfing away.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Captain Utopia

#2838
January 25, 2010, 06:36:03 PM
Not so much wrath, as boredom.

East Coast Hustle

#2839
January 25, 2010, 07:23:43 PM
:spittake:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Freeky

#2840
January 25, 2010, 07:24:52 PM
Quote from: FP on January 25, 2010, 06:36:03 PM
Not so much wrath, as boredom.



WOAH. Those are some......(ok I'll say it) sexy outfits!

East Coast Hustle

#2841
January 25, 2010, 07:52:01 PM
BIG RED STRAPS FTW.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Payne

#2842
January 25, 2010, 07:57:06 PM
That was DoD 2008.

Ask Trip and Syn, they were there and saw it in all its glory.

Triple Zero

#2843
January 25, 2010, 08:45:27 PM
Funny I can't remember BAI being there when we hid memebombs in Pim and Marlous's book collection :)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Jasper

#2844
January 26, 2010, 01:20:44 AM

Payne

#2845
January 26, 2010, 01:22:18 AM
I laughed.

Like this:

The Good Reverend Roger

#2846
January 26, 2010, 02:00:23 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#2847
January 26, 2010, 06:35:06 PM
Quote from: FP on January 25, 2010, 06:36:03 PM
Not so much wrath, as boredom.



:potd:

ThatGreenGentleman

#2848
January 26, 2010, 11:13:55 PM


First womp ever! I tried using my dad's head for this, but the photo shop was being a betch so I had to use a different head. I think I might have made it too big, sorry.
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2849
January 26, 2010, 11:20:31 PM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 26, 2010, 11:13:55 PM


First womp ever! I tried using my dad's head for this, but the photo shop was being a betch so I had to use a different head. I think I might have made it too big, sorry.

:mittens:

Photoshop simply recognizes the sanctity of my holy person..
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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